You wouldn't steal a spaceship

You wouldn't steal a spaceship.

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here's a liveblog

Based as fuck OP, keep up the good work.

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If DCucks thought yesterday was bad they ain't seen NOTHING yet

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>If you see someone recording, be a snitch and ruin everyone’s good time. Hail Disney.

>You consent to removal from the theater, as well as forfeiture of the device and/or deletion of the recording.
Aha ha ha, I love this
>"Resist Trump's hate guys"
>"BTW fuck the NAP you're our payslaves"
Faggots deserve to be pirated twice as hard
No wonder Sony took Spidey and left

Obey the Mouse.

Even the press/journalist are forced to follow this shit. I expect lots of Megalink threads on Yea Forums to happen once Disney+ is out.

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>You wouldn't steal a spaceship.
The hell I wouldn't!

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>NAP
kys

Leia is said to be the main focal point for this plot

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Black Panther 2 confirmed for May 6, 2022.

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Avatar also confirmed

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How? Will they put a Tarkin? I think that would be really badly received and even affect the critic reviews, her death is too recent

Kit Harrington is gonna play Black Knight in Eternals for some reason, thats fuckin weird.

And Gemma Chan is gonna double dip as Sersi, she is hot so thats good.

You are hotter.

Oh thanks :3

Also Red Guardian confirmed to have a suit and fight Taskmaster in BW.

Half of these girls have stolen in the past. Might as well put Aladdin and Flynn Rider on that.

ETERNALS Costumes

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Dwane Johnson will be in this live action film.

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Luke Evans as Ikaros looks pretty damn good actually.

Who's the one supposed to be able to sodomize the hulk?

>ripping off much better posters.

Ah Disney Wars keeping their standards.

No shit we know that announce that he's jumped to the MCU already

Here's someone recorded a bit of the Eternals panel.

twitter.com/NerdsSocialClub/status/1165319965140017152

>Kit Harrington is gonna play Black Knight in Eternals for some reason, thats fuckin weird.

he's going to be the original one. Sir Percival or something.

Is that finally getting made? that things been in development hell for like 10 years

Are they finally remaking "The African Queen"?

Luke evans aint in that pic you retard

?

That's Richard Madden as Ikaris

>movies suck
>games suck
>TCW will be back for only one season despite having a fuckton of plots to use
>comics suck
Is there any hope?

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Yeah, someone tweeted they have shown off a trailer.

Though they didn't like it. Maybe it is my pessimism taking over, but that's not a good sign. Dunno if Rock has done well with Disney films lately.

nope

>getting made
It's already been made

Is that all the Marvel stuff? Fucking kek. They must really be seething since losing Spidey.

>Male character is down on one knee as the woman stands above him
Off to a good start I see

>I fucked up both actors and the character name
Well sorry, I did a retardo

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The Mandalorian looks cool
There's also the Obi-Wan show

Spiderman Maximum Venom will be 6 1 hour specials

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illegals if it's just written" you agreed to" without an actual contact signature. But zoomers love being slaves they refuse the law when papa corpo is involved

Wait that was all of the Marvel studios stuff? Not even a hint of mutants or FF, shame.
Atleast we got Black Knight so thats cool.

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Going the Marvel rising route it seems.

I just imagine this shit causing people to use concealed cameras, and people sneaking/breaking their way in.

I have never understood why they try so damn hard to protect their own PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL that they spend BILLIONS on in order to actually REACH and PROMOTE their product to as many people as possible.

Yeah. Better forbid people from recording and spreading this. Better delete any upload of this on the entire internet. Yeah. Let's spend a million dollars on seeking out and take down our own promotional material after we spent billions making it in the first place. Sounds money well spent.

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So Eternals is gonna be set during the middle ages then?

you left the watermark on dumbass

I don’t mind. I’m not morally against reviving dead people via special effects/cgi

this is the worst bait I have ever seen

lmao

Just move the fuck on from Maleficent shit already
No one cares about more character murder

Loki trailer

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You're a total pussy. Stop acting like you're a part of the Male Race

See ya in phase 6

user, you've got a heart of gold.

It's Mulan after Maleficent though. Can they go through that faster though?

I wonder if he'll ever find out about his alternate self that died. Depending on how trippy his show will be I could see him somehow interacting with himself through some capacity and having a literal conflict with himself.

SNITCHES GET STITCHES

>above him
She isn't even above him. Kylo has the high ground.

I wish
Just give us new announcements for non-remake shit already

>Disney announcing original movies that aren't remakes or capeshit

Damn, those twatter guys can't even live tweet the whole thing. Thanks.

Fuckin' weird little white bag things they are handing out to everyone to make sure nothing gets leaked. Like WTF

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thats like a 10 seconds hype piece its not a trailer
>tfw no tron 3

>literally Tony Stark Captain America Thor and Hulk back and Peter Parker get erased

What are you supposed to do with that, jizz in it?

how is a shitty plastic bag supposed to stop people from leaking

uh theres plenty of people live tweeting it

I'm gonna cut straight to the chase and say I give zero shits about their future live-action lineup unless we get FUCKING TRON ALREADY PLEASE I BEG OF YOU BRING TRON 3 BACK YOU COWARDS

The bag's probably to put souvenirs in that Didney doesn't want the public to know about yet

Can't record it though. Like can't Jungle Cruise trailer or the new Maleficent movie without security or someone else tattletailing on your ass

It's idiocy. Since the less you hear the less you give a shit. Your cartoons are not Operation Paperclip for fuck sakes.

the fuck?

>Cruella up next
STOP JUST FUCKING STOP
NO MORE REMAKE SHIT I BEG OF YOU JUST MOVE ON TO ANIMATION ALREADY

>Not if I steal it first fag.

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>No gigantic announcement

Fuck disney and their growing monopoly. Fuck the shilling as well. I don't want a black panther II. Black panther 1 wasn't even that good. People only supported it because of SJW and "Muh REPRESENTAION". Fuck outta here.

I wouldn't expect Gigantic at all but we're not even near the animation part of the panel my guy

It's symbolic -- the white male has the high ground but he is a mediocre incel so the woman is going to overtake him.

>Cruella is set in 1970’s London, punk rock. Emma Stone plays Cruella

I don't have hope for it to be announced but a part of me still believes that it'll happen.

I'm more upset by that picture

how the fuck is disney going to make a movie with a fucking dog murderer as a protagonist

>MUH CAPÈSHIT IS A CIA OPERATION
Disney sucks on a new level

>>Cruella is set in 1970’s London, punk rock.
what the fuck

Would you kiss Feige in the forehead for $200?

That makes it a prequel to the 90s remake?

Feige is likely a big jerk

Soul sounds fuckin boring

>There's also the Obi-Wan show
Great, a show about Obi-Wan rotting in a desert for 20 years.
I just want an Obi-Wan show about his time as an apprentice, but every retard wants to see him on Tatooine doing sweet fuck all. At least Ewan is great.

Why am I here? Just to suffer?

What? Do I have to pay the $200?

Here's a thing about Onward, a Pixar film

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>Private company includes a fucking forfeiture of device clause

Are you actually fucking joking?

>Trent Reznor working on Soul's music
the fuck?

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL THE UNIVERSE

Clearly Leia actually died in space in TLJ, and Sheev's ghost is hijacking her body.

wtf is soul?

Not sure why people are cheering about Rey falling to the Dark Side with the doubleblade saber.

Heroine girls turning to villains is strong female lead?

>Music will be brought by Jon Batiste as well as Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.
WHAT

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This, apparently.

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>if you attempt to use a recording device during the presentation, you consent to...forfeiture of the device
not sure that's legal

Obey Mickey or fucking else, ha ha!

it'll make her actually interesting

considering copyright law only exists the way it does in the US because of Disney they probably made sure to put in a clause that they can execute you on sight for pirating their material so consider yourselves lucky you just get your phone stolen

Soulless

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huh... well that's... huh

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this is gonna be one of those movies I watch just for the novelty of jerking off to

>Kylo loses Rey for the third time

Stole it while you fags were arguing

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I'm losing my shit over this

WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ONWARD AND SOUL ANNOUNCE NEW SHIT ALREADY

Soul looks terrible. Pixar has gotten too predictable.

>May

Coming up around 5:30 PM PST/8:30 PM PST is Marvel 80th Anniversary.

You guys love superheroes, right?! YOU LOVE CAPESHIT RIGHT?!!!

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The Simpsons Movie 2 officially announced for July 2021 and teaser poster shown. Just the family and also grandpa running.

Excuse me?

>You wouldn't steal a spaceship.

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Let me guess, kylo lost the battle again?

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>The Simpsons Movie 2
No fucking way.
Hopefully they bring the writers from the good seasons like they did with movie 1

*bring in the writers

yes

Apparently they're on Raya and the Last Dragon now but the liveblogger here ain't doin their fuckin job.

Kylo has the high ground

unironically yes.

>Frozen 2 footage being shown
>no clips posted anywhere
fuck the mouse holy shit

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So the big news, if anything, will be here right?

>hat is part of the soul
>glasses aren't
what did they mean by this?

What? Is it over? Where is the Fantastic Four, bros. Where are they

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MCU is at 5:30pm dude.

Thank god, I love you user. We still have hope

>No gigantic annoucement or preview

Shit company. Shit conference. Fuck disney

Here or other threads that will bring up about Marvel/D23.

Mickey Mouse sees all, controls all. He is watching you.

That's it? Man, they didn't announce a single thing we didn't know about already. I'm so disappointed, bros...

God dammit

I probably wouldn't mind a record leak trailer of the Frozen 2 or Simpsons sequel. Hoping someone will do it for Marvel conference unless there are tattletalers around to ruin the fun.

The Simpson Movie 2 was new, I'm fucking hyped

It’s D23, I always expect the same stuff from Comic Con with more concept art.

Honestly the She Hulk, Ms Marvel, Moon Knight, and Kit Harrington news was a big surprise though.

They explicitly said he's Dane Whitman. He and Sersi were dating in the 90s, as it's not as weird as you think.

SOMEONE GET SOME NEWS ON THE MCU PART THAT HAPPeNING RN

At this point, given the kind of people they've been hiring their output, I'm considering creating my own fan content. The Universe is super rich with content that can be developed into interesting stories.

Do you know how much money a new Rogue Squadron game would make? People love the space battles, and there's so many different ships, people, and places that you can develop and explore while still retaining a Star Wars feel. Not to mention how piss fucking simple it would be for a studio with EA's resources to develop.

If watching all of the new movies and spin-offs has taught me anything, it's that these "creative" types like Abrams and Johnson and the writers were just making up a lot of the shit as they went along. We can and have done that. It's just a matter of getting the content to the audience.

Don't pirate movies, or we'll send these maniacs after you

Black widow costume

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If they've spent enough time together for their cycles to synchronise you've got a 1/4 chance they'll be too busy cramping.

>black widow
>white costune

Too expressional. Not my Boob Window.

So she's called black widow because she wears a faceless black mask?

Not bad, especially if this suit is for snow missions

not the best pic I know

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is kat dennings still there

A-Are they ... praying to Disney?

Mickey is your new God, of course. Why not pray to him? Worship the Mouse as your new Lord.

ITS GOOD ENOUGH UUUNNNNNGGGFFFF

>Avatar also confirmed
What are they saying about Avatar? Just reminding people the movie franchise exists? I need answers!

They all look samefag. Just a color palette swap on the character creation screen.

They're probably just looking at their phones.

Meh.At this rate the mcu should have its own event, around the time they release the teaser for their may-april movie. I remember Feige-chan said they were considering it.

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MCU-con? Marvel Con? Cape Con?

This kind of sounds like BS to me. "You consent to forfeiture of the device".

Like I'm pretty sure that's impossible right? Like a security guard can't forcibly take your property from you I'm pretty sure, just call the cops/eject you from the premises.

Mouse will pay them easily. Bribe from largest corporate is not a crime, apparently.

>he thinks he has property rights

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Here is the original of where I found out about it. I am kind of surprised it hasn't made big news on Twitter or seen others tweeting about this little crap.

twitter.com/disneyziggy/status/1165292988286689288

>twitter.com/disneyziggy/status/1165292988286689288

How do people even get tickets to this event? Where do you go to find such events and updates?

whats the correlation between gurl power and piracy?

Women telling you piracy is bad and only done by degenerate males.

Palpatine looks like he's from a smug meme template.

>Forfeiture of the device
>Deletion of the recording
You mean theft and unauthorized erasure of personal private data? Nobody under consent clauses can be compelled to acquiesce to a criminal act. I'm surprised they were allowed to get away with this.

It's Disney, of course they could. Giant corporate companies that own most of others can get away with murder by just paying all the fines and still make more for pumping out new movies and merch.

>An actual contract signature is illegal without an actual contract signature
Thank goodness we have legal genius user to look out for us.

I mean under legislation that this wording past muster by their own lawyers.

Oh no

Well let's face it they dug their own grave there.

Tomorrow is the last day!

Who is ready to celebrate 30 years of The Little Mermaid by hearing news about the live action one?

Or hear news about all new IP attractions to Disney theme parks, the $3k Star Wars hotel, Simpsons theme park

This is like saying I wouldn't steal the only Infinity Gauntlet. Because I definitely would.

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I am. The actor literally don't get to say if they're ok with their image being associated with some shits they maybe would have refused to do

yes I would

Not valid in the American legal system.

Courts haven't bound anyone by user agreements like this in years. They are designed to be too bullshit to be read by the average person, so they aren't enforceable.

what if the whole "let the past die" is meant to be a call for us to let go of nostalgia and embrace today
for example: we should always listen to women even if we believe they'll get us killed and embrace that these movies truly are the pinnacle of star wasr

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That literally is the message of the movie though. "If we're going to be making one of these every two years for the rest of time, we're going to need to move forward rather than myopically navel-gazing like the old EU did"

>i want to be shilled to by disney and let them treat me like a retarded sheep i am
>reeeeeeeeeeee why do they treat me as if i don't know any better

>move forward rather than myopically navel-gazing like the old EU did
That'd be a nice sentiment if the ST wasn't nostalgia pandering constantly. Even Rian "subverting expectations" Johnson had a heavy use of callbacks and nostalgia bait.

It's a good idea but the issue is that none of the new characters can really carry a movie on their own. Adam Driver's character is the only one that's really compelling and at the end of TLJ he turns into a cartoon character. Boyega's character is torn between trying to have a character arc and being a C3P0 esque joke character, and succeeds at neither during both new trilogy films. Daisy Ridley's character is too much like Luke, and all the ways she differs just make her more boring. Yeah having her parents be nobody makes for a lot less poetry, but it also means that she just has generic abandonment issues that are left under-explored. Plus the movies have to be big, blockbuster Space Opera, which gets old really fast.

As much as the prequels sucked they're the only movies that actually tried to move away from the originals. The sequels just wallow in them and make half-hearted attempts to move on, but it's obvious that Disney would rather play it safe and milk a formula than risk another prequel-esque reinvention.

I think Hux had enough setup that with a little effort he could have been a standout character. He basically spent the first film telling Kylo, "fuck your Force bullshit, fuck your mommy and daddy issues, you managed to fuck up capturing a mechanical basketball while I'm out there conquering the galaxy." It was really nice to have a character who didn't give a rats ass about the Force or Jedi bullshit because he was operating on a level where being able to choke someone from across the room or stop blaster bolts is little more than a parlor trick. And then they completely squandered the character in TLJ.

Honestly I'm surprised Disney didn't just declare the ST was going to be a quadrilogy then soft-retcon TLJ.

Abrams is going to retcon TLJ with time travel.

Should retcon it all

Hux was an interesting reversal of that one officer from A New Hope who tells Vader that the force ain't shit. Because you're absolutely right, as far as Hux understands, the force is a parlor trick that half the magicians he knows aren't even good at using. But the issue is that the Force is the spiritual side to the series that gives it a deeper meaning than just space ships blowing up. So you can't really explore a Kreia-esque "The force is bullshit just get rid of it" type character, at least not in these big movies. Kreia, and therefore Hux, are trafficking in ideas that are bigger than blockbuster movies can hold. Plus I imagine Abrams just wanted to call back to a famous scene, I don't know if he actually thought about it that much.

I wouldn't be surprised. The more I think about TLJ the more I think that Johnson intentionally wrote the series into a corner so that it couldn't continue, in an effort to kill off Disney's new series before it could work it's way back into the broader culture. People say he was trolling the audience but IMO it reads more like he's trolling shareholders by screwing them out of easy sequels.

What are they going to do with this? Cruella was raped by dalmations as a child, and so as a CSA survivor she plans to wear their skin to make herself feel empowered?

>Announcing report or ban

Pathetic DCuck is pathetic.

Hux and Kreia really wouldn't be comparable. Hux would be more along the lines of a villainous version of "hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side." He obviously respects Snoke, he's just completely unimpressed by Kylo.

meh

Wrongo, friends. Plenty of ToS and the like are perfectly valid without requiring a signature. The fine print on a ticket to an event you purchase is a kind of adhesion contract.

That's not to say this particular one would hold up, though. "We own your phone now if you use it in a way we don't like" is probably not going to fly in court.

Clone.

>Say Kylo Ren, have they ever told you the tale of Darth Fucked-Himself-And-Gave-Birth-To-Himself-As-A-Baby?

He fell into a bottomless pit, of course he's alive. Can you name a single person in the entire Star Wars canon that was ever confirmed dead after falling into a bottomless pit?

>NO MORE REMAKE SHIT
There's nothing else they can do. Nothing is public domain any more, because Disney extended copyright.

And now they get to remake Fox's stuff in live action! Maybe Prince of Egypt? That would be super original!

What was there to pirate? I mean, anything of value that is.

I dunno, but here was the original link of where I got that image. Like are they worried about certain trailers will reveal something the audience hasn't picked up? Like how people DL the trailers and take time in video editors to pick up certain details or something like it?

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>black widow
>in a white costume

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I'd download a bear

And a second head

Black Knight's in the Eternals because they plan on pushing Sersi hard and the only ONLY time people gave a fuck about Sersi was in Avengers when she was shacked up with Black Knight, who in turn was trying to fuck Crystal, who was attempting to crawl back into Quicksilver's bed the moment he got back in with the X-Men franchise.

Ffg still is making good tabletop games I guess.

It isn't even piracy though.

Good news for theme park announcements, there will be no phone checks. No news yet if Little Mermaid will be different or same.

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You're now aware that Rey's original and subversive failed confrontation with Kylo is just Luke's failure at killing Vader despite Obi-Wan and Yoda's warnings merged with his attempt to redeem the guy later. Also the movie ended with a big reset to ye old OT setup.

Go get 'er, Maxie!

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that be both awesome and disrespectful to the character, I LOVE IT.

Why does Star Wars still have a cult-like following? The games are shit, the movies are by-the-books garbage, the comics and stories suck, and the characters are incredibly generic.

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Woody Mecha

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Dunno. Nice Papika

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Do you need glasses?

because people watched it when they were young and as they were growing up, and identified themselves with it; they consider it part of who they are.

Kill yourself

>Darth Maul lives
>Sidious lives
>(technically) Luke lived
Fuck me, you’re right.

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>I don't know shit about the old EU.

you forgot to put this

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From Yea Forums

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Move aside

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>we're somehow supposed to take Darth Ben seriously after he's been a huge chump for two straight movies

Dear lord. Just make him die. He's the worst.

You can't just go, "if you see this message you automatically consent".
It has to be written or verbal to mean anything, and the victim has to actively agree. Sitting still, as in inaction, does not constitute acceptance of those terms.

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>No cleavage window for black widow

By removing her cleavage window, they are removing her feminine and sexual freedom. Free the tiddy.

GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT, WOODY

How else am I gonna have invisible powers to go into the women's changing room?

nice

They simultaneously didn't want to make him look good, while building him up so Rey could look good by beating him. Is Vince McMahon booking Star Wars or something?

Han?

Looks like cheap shit taken from twitter fan art. But again, it's fucking Disney.

Only females steal? Got it.