How about you try to stay alive. You still have 13 year old kid you're responsible for you useless prick

How about you try to stay alive. You still have 13 year old kid you're responsible for you useless prick

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I think Bruce and Selina were the weakest part of the issue. Weird considering how important their relationship is supposed to be for the run. Bruce feels like a secondary character.

Batman has been horrible this run.

That’s the worst thing about King’s Run. He treats Bruce’s family and friends like they don’t mean anything compared to Selina.

Next Issue: "Mommy Fiancé" Catwoman literally changes Bruce's soiled underwear after being terrified by the idea of doing anything near what could be considered Medium to High T

How old is Bruce now?

Batman has gotten so, so, so pathetic. Cuck isn't a strong enough word to describe him.
Tom King just made real Batman fans hate Bruce Wayne more.
Damian is more Batman than Batman,,..

Anywhere from his early 30s to late 40s.

That's crazy. How should I go read Batman?
Just download compilation from getcomics?

Why is Selina speaking like Disney Tarzan?

Kings Bruce is 6.

I think the responsible parent train left when he let Damian be Robin. Batman could die at anytime which just show what makes him Batman--dedication to saving the people of Gotham.

Google "Yea Forums recs Batman" then find these highly lauded stories in getcomics.

Or if you don't want to hunt down separate issues and self contained stories, just read the entire main "Batman" volume that starts in 2011, by Scott Snyder.

just as silly to think that batman won't contact the family after he woke up. Selina I understand her failure to contact them. They aren't her family and she's not that close to them but that bruce even as bad as he has been writing this run wouldn't try to contact at least Damian knowing full well that he most likely would be in danger from Thomas is unbelievable

>just as silly to think that batman won't contact the family after he woke up.
How tho? The city is under complete siege.

Did DC(WB?) lose the movie rights to Batman? What the fuck are they doing?

King Bruce doesn’t care about his family. Not Alfred. Not Dick. Not Damian. Not Tim. Not Jason. Not Jim Gordon. No one is important to him except Catwoman.

His family isnt in the city tho. Only Alfred was.

Why is he aping the worst scene from Nolan's worst Batman movie?

for all his bravado, Damian is still a child. Batman is big cunt.

>Step 1: ignore King's entire run

The same reason he keeps lifting shit from Zack Snyder. He has shit taste.

Batman is a pussy.

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Whatever you do OP, do NOT do this. Snyder is exactly where Batman started plummeting downhill. Read Morison's run if you want something solid, but recent. Snyder is who King idolizes and wanted his run to take after, which is why it blows so hard.

How is he supposed to know that?

>Damian is still a child
He's also a superhero. You can't have your cake and eat it too user.

Batman is a cunt.

pussyman and pussycat

Morrison's Batman run will have exactly zero (0) impact for someone without a background of different eras, New Gods, CoiE, Neal Adams, etc, not to mention how notoriously patchy the reading order is and how it flies over the head of most cape readers.

The Snyder hateboner is ridiculous, and a consequence of Yea Forums and Yea Forums blowing up around the New52 and the influx of new negative minded users around 2012.

And King cribs way, way more from Morrison than Snyder, his first Bat-title run was a direct follow-up to Inc., his BatCat bullshit is a bad retread of Gaiman's RIP funeral, and Thomas Wayne's assault on Batman mythology is a mongrel Dr Hurt.

I've lended the Snyder trades to numerous people who take a look at my collection and want to "get into" comics, and they all loved the superheroic, easy to follow Snyder run.

It helps that Snyder ain’t boring like King. Batman actually does shit and isn’t emo forever.

Also Capullo’s art is better than most of the tracer art in King’s run.

>his BatCat bullshit is a bad retread of Gaiman's RIP funeral
...what?

Rooftop romance under their alias, Batman married to his mission and Selina trying to get him out of it, characters remembering different events based on different eras with a converging final point.