Steven Universe the Movie Screening Event

Anyone here gonna go?

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Steven talks and cries
Saved you 90 minutes

Based

Movie will end with villain redeemed as she reveals herself as a fake pink diamond and the diamonds welcome her invalidating all the years of suffering and misery they've caused

Someone should go and pull the fire alarm on that hotel right as the movie starts. You know, as a prank. Or better yet, poke your head into the theater and yell "FREE VAGINAL STENTS AT THE FRONT DESK"

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i thought they yanked it off the website. does anyone actually have a ticket?

Based

It's cancelled.

>You're born and then you die. Might as well kill yourself
Retard

they didn't have a dialation policy?

Thank god
It's effectively an official leak.
A way to spoil the movie for millions, just so that a few people can watch it early.

It's dilation

It's not cancelled they just hit max capacity and removed the post

Someone who got invited in /sug/ said that they had to cancel it because it was exposed in social media.

you mean Steven SINGS and cries

not even worth pirating

Isn't that basically the premise of the whole series exactly?

I'll have to check then, must've missed it. Either way I'll probably just blacklist certain sites until the movie airs. Safer that way.

dillate

>can't spell dilate
yikes

imagine the smell of all those unwashed undilated neovaginas

and you believed them because....?

Because special screening is a horrible idea as for the spoiling and risking the success of the movie just for the sake of Sugar's few buddies.