Garfield

When exactly did Jon start being recognized as a "nerd" with terrible taste?

I mostly remember throughout the 80s he was a bland vanilla straightman.

Jon's always been a fucking nerd. He's a cartoonist (supposedly).

UNION GARFIELD

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Why Garfield strips are so safe and unoffensive

Why would you be offended by a person who's trying to download something? What kind of a comeback even is this, what phrase could this be a comeback to?

The writing is farmed out to Mexicans.

I think user is going to talk about how the early comics are about Garfield's wacky antics and not John's stupidity.

How would you make it dangerous and offensive exactly? Have Garfield say "fuck jews" for no reason?

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Nice lol

god i wish that were me

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It worked for Dilbert

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WHERE'S THE FUCKING JOKE

So does Jon understand Garfield? Are they able to have a conversation?

Depends on whichever's funnier.

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This is a garbage take. Everyone love lasagna. Everyone who hate his job hates mondays. Nobody kicks dogs and the last thing was just a filler.

So Garfield minus Garfield is close to the truth.

This edit is older than I am. Feels weird, man.

How old is it?
The site implies maybe 15 years.

realfield is the truth

Jon is "old cat lady" the man.

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That's gonna be an unf from me.

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I don't- what

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It's late 90s.

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I've read this panel five times already and I'm struggling

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I hate it, thanks.

Also why are his big toes the smallest ones?

Its an edit

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Join any modding community full of boomers

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Obviously. I wouldn't be laughing this hard at the actual strip.

>five more dates than I've ever had
How does he do it?

We're not doin' this again!

>find this strip shortly after that thread
Pottery.

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I'd watch this.

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>tfw I managed to get the official version of this shirt before FOX took it down
feels good man

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You know, I love how Garfield doesn't shy away from making meta references to how shitty is it. If it was Disney or something, this would be a big no-no, but Garfield rides on both the good image it has as well as all the bad.

Nice

History?

That's awesome

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Every day we stray further from God's light.

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Ironically, the sketchiness of the middle panel looks best.

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or maybe we are going closer to it did you know to see the true face if God makes you go mad?

LOLSORANDOM XD

... No.

what the fuck?

Thanks for your observation

Any chance you have that feeder strip where Jon makes Liz eat lasagna? For some reason the archive images aren't working.

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Thanks, user.

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It's full moon tonight, Yea Forums.

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I made an edit based on what we've learned about Jon this week.

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>Right!

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No it isn't. It's a waning crescent.

Based Arbuckle

>DUDE WHAT IF GARFIELD HAD A WEIRD NAME
>AND HE LOOKED WEIRD TOO
>HE ALSO WAS REALLY MEAN
>AND HE LIKED A DIFFERENT FOOD

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Is this considered anti humor? I've never liked Garfield but this thread has had me dry cough laughing for 5 minutes

>their kid is bubsy

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zero standards.

Dude, I already have a headache.

B-but fatso's outfit is just as bad!

A running gag, at least in the cartoon, is that Jon was stuck in the 70s, which made sense for an out of touch nerd in the 80s.

They had him still stuck in the 70s in the cgi cartoon, which makes no sense given the time period at that point, since Jon would have been a young child at most in the 70s. He should be stuck in the 90s logically.

>Everyone love lasagna

I don't know why, but I'm super-picky about lasagna. I normally don't like it.

However, if a restaurant can make good lasagna, then you know it's a quality place.

You will never reach the truth, Garfield.

post em, boys

was it jon or garfield?

Half of them aren't even bad.

That only shows how much standards have fallen nowadays. Most chicks that Jon wanted to pick up looked like this.

And only 2 of them is even an actual normal human; one is a three-headed abomination, one is Garfield himself, and one is a SOCK PUPPET.

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>that Garfield

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One of my favourite Randomizer results.

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Last panel has potential.

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This one is good too.

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the randomizer can shit out solid gold sometimes.

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What golf course allows you to bring pets?

Oh dear, I've gone crosseyed

I'm sure somebody has drawn porn of all the random chicks Jon sees at the park.

if someone did, I haven't seen it. Care to link it in?

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Well, let's see if he will.

It didn't use to be this bad. As Davis got older, the amount he cared about it went down.

Anyone else feel this shit is the epitome of 'trying too hard'?

The only thing that could save Jon is his fine ass

>epitome
tryhard

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Nope, It's well done. But it's fine if you don't enjoy it.

youtube.com/watch?v=tDqUDt3K5Mk

?

read it in their voices from the cartoon.

The usage of overly loquacious vocabulary, to the point of being needlessly verbose, may on occasion be perceived by one's fellows as a paltry and ill-fated attempt to deceive others into a belief that thee makes common use of such grandiloquence as a part of your vernacular, when in truth the normal manner of speech such individuals make use of is quite informal, thus creating an impression upon oneself that such would-be orators whom make use of these banal tactics can safely be labeled with the foulest of terms: "tryhard".

It's also kinda annoying.

Is the joke "crack cocaine" or am I just projecting?

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See
Surreal ironic monster Garfield is as unoriginal and uninspired as actual Garfield is at this point. It’s the new Shrek.

>"epitome" is overly loquacious vocabulary

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Cringed.
Graduate highschool before posting again, moron.

Jesus Christ

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Perfect

Oh Damn, you should announce that it's today's strip. Just so we all know.

>modding community full of boomers
sounds extremely based

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I'm not doing that again, fuck you.

Normally stuff like that is just silly, but this particular configuration of words makes my brain seize up.

what

I'd feed her some lasagne if you know what I mean.

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benis?

GARFIELD!

The fuck, did they make the lines even thinner?

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why is she so flat? Disgusting

He's getting older.

This one is mine

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Why

Post liz you fucks

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So hot

>tfw implying Garfield puts hookers numbers in Jons black book

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what the fuck

I see you are new to reading Garfield.

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nice one.

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garfield threads are honetsly pretty fucking kino

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The sea is calling
its children home

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Thank you, sir

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fuck off i barely let my bare dog on the couch let alone the table i eat on.
I dont kick him, but I kick him off you nigger

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Not everyone is a fifth grade dropout like you, Tyrone.

oh no

>Join any modding community full of boomers
So the Left 4 Dead modding community and what else?

This shit made me laugh out loud when I first saw it.
>Weak, pathetic, white...uhh..

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reminds me of this

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What are you, twelve? We all got our fill of generator comics ages ago. We know where to find them if we want to see them. At least name them generator something something so I know not to click them.

>rotten.com
Ah, my first shock site I visited back in 99 or was it 2000? My memory is shit, but I do remember the cannibalism, beastiality, gore, and some lady getting absolutely covered in semen as part of some ceremony. Good times.

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reddit humor

>bwaaa I hate technical vocabulary
Nigga I'm not a native english speaker, yet I know the meaning of epitome. Go be annoyed eslewhere and write with emojis if big words hurt your brain so much.

Story Time!

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A lot of people in the 90s were stuck in the 70s though.

Anyway garfield is a 40 year old fucking cat. Time stopped meaning anything long ago.

>he isn't subservient to a man named Jon Arbuckle
Fucking nigger.

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Lycan James' "Fist of the b0rf Star" series is a masterpiece.

livin the dream

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At least Oldfield looked like a cat.

le epic bacon

Jon's a pussy. I would totally fuck a wolf girl.

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Why doesn't Odie get a sweater?

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What the fuck is happening

I can't tell who's having a stroke, me or the guy who shat out this butchered string of words.

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The architect

Garfield ate all the donuts

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I cannot think of a punchline either.

So this is the power of having a stroke

aww

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>A lot of people in the 90s were stuck in the 70s though.

Yes, but, CGI Garfield started in 2009. For Jon to be that age (presumably mid 30s to early 40s) he would have been born at the *earliest* in 1969.

So, he would have been a little child during the 70s, not a disco dancing dweeb.

But yes sliding time.

Reminds me of when they tried to have Homer and Marge meet in the early 90s instead of the mid 70s, and everyone hated it.

>that was not tuna

>what can I do Liz? You took my balls

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>fuck that guy

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like

YOU WERE A CAT ONCE

"I've heard about bitch lasagna, but this is ridiculous!"

I'd watch it

So that's why France keep making cartoons about it, Stockholm syndrome.

Don't worry user, I got your joke

This is an edit.
It has to be an edit.

This has to be a product of

Even Garfield, with all his bad behavior, Machiavellian motivation, and ne'er-do-well attitude can be kind and thoughtful. You just have to find that rare strip.

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Lol

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Maybe Jon declared them as his emotional support animals.

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I'd want to befriend that insane sonofabitch immediately

>I see better pussy in the mirror

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Sequel when

AYE CARUMBA

Kimmy a cute but Bertha is best.

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Not the time, Carlos you little shit. Nice dubs tho.

Also, Garfield's not subservient to Jon in any way.

Kinda cliché, but not half bad.
Heh.

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oh hey, I actually recognize that middle panel.

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they couldn't pull this kind of shit today.

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cute

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