Yes, this is a Bart and Lisa thread, BUT WAIT MODS, there's a actual topic here, I promise

Yes, this is a Bart and Lisa thread, BUT WAIT MODS, there's a actual topic here, I promise.

Is Bart taller than Lisa? In some scenes they are the same height, and in others he is a little taller. I know Bart is supposed to be 5 years older than her, but in another sense they are ageless immortal beings trapped in purgatory.

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They are two years apart and most of the time (though not always) the animators adhere to this and draw Lisa as being the smaller of the two.

Yes, this is a Selma and Patty thread, BUT WAIT MODS, there's a actual topic here, I promise.

Is Selma more sexier than Patty? In some scenes they are the equally hto, and in others she is a little hotter. I know Selma is supposed to be more sexually active than her sister, but in another sense they both are sexy ageless immortal beings trapped in thiccc bodies.

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>I know Bart is supposed to be 5 years older than her

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>5 years older
What

ALRIGHT I GET IT

You're not getting a wincest thread that easily.

s-simpsons thread?

Sneed

How would Lisa react if Bart had a crush on a cute boy?

This is a sneed thread now.

Lisa really likes Bart

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Bart really likes Lisa

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What if the cute boy he had a crush on was Jake Boyman?

Bart wants to be like Lisa

I mean an actual cute boy

"You're bad, Bart Simpson."
"No I'm really not. I'm..."
"Yes you are. You're bad. And I like it."
"I'm bad to the bone, honey."

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Thanks, Cordless for keeping the Jessica fandom alive.

NO
Jessica is nasty and an unhealthy influence on Bart. He is for Lisa only.

>Lisa
>kind, loving, and wholesome
Wait, didn't she get him banished outside due to court order once?

I meant the well written sweet Lisa who loves her brother, not the politcal bitch Lisa who hates everyone