ITT: Pretentious overrated garbage

The thing i like about calvin and hobbes is that it was a predecessor to some comics i like, as it encouraged them to make a pleasant atmosphere rather than just be funny constantly

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>It's about how much I hate this comic and how much praise it gets for being absolute shit.
Look, it’s fine if you don’t like C&H, but it’s obvious that you’re just trying to get reactions out of people with this thread. How about you use your words and articulate actual criticisms?

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It's pretentious as hell.
>haha look art is funny!
>lol imagine taking art seriously haha!
fuck this noise.

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What do you like, user?

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>fucking nasty bananagod

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Grant Morrison

Is that Dilbert with a gun?

>Dangly Schlong Expansion Pak

it boggles my mind how someone can dislike something as objectively good as C&H.

the only time I read calvin and hobbes was in school and even as a kid i only liked the spaceman stuff

How would Captain Stupendous fare in the DCU

This is like relentlessly hating Garfield, but unironically.
It's a fucking newspaper funny, not a graphic novel. Get the fuck over yourself.

some people think anyone liking anything means that thing is actually bad

Even Calvin was wigged out by the sheer amount of hard violence in the dude's comics so I can only imagine he'd fit in with the cinematic versions and get lambasted by the comic ones.

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It's completely inconsequential. The only thing you get out of screaming your hate for it is an opportunity for attention and (you)s. Fuck this thread and the contrarian faggot who made it
>Hard Assmasssacre

nice

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>making fun of pretentiousness is pretentious now

I mean, it's fine if anyone likes it, but I personally didn't see why. I tried watching it and it was so boring.
But again, there's no reason to bash anyone for liking something that I don't like, unlike a certain OP.

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Not the same user, but probably capeshit.

OP's just mad Watterson thinks his art degree ain't shit

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As a horsefucker this speaks to me

>fucking assfaggot
well shit

>Tropical Schlongblaster
Kickass

>200% Titcrunch

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>Incredible Tit Expander
Oh no.

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I think I win

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I dont feel particular feelings about c&h but wut

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>Edgy Anus Massacre

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>It's not about me?
>It's about how much I hate this comic
>I hate this comic
What kind of stupid are you?

>everything i don't like is reddit

>Gay Pussyraider
Interesting

this is hilarious

The big bad fox
Revolting rhymes
Mostly things like that, I guess.
>people aren't allowed to dislike things!
>you used a the word I omg
Nah, you are the stupid ones, talking about my opinion on a show is different that talking about myself. You are the fucking stupid one.

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Calvin & Hobbes is fine but it's no Krazy Kat

>eene
>pretentious
are you fucking dumb?

Does anyone who uses the word "pretentious" even know what it means?

Even Bill Watterson agrees with you there.

I mean, I hate the approach that Watterson implies in this pic
>lmao symbols and metaphors are for retards real art just spoonfeeds everything to you
but I don't hate C&H itself.

Did you seriously pick up a newspaper strip collection and expect some sort of a grand convoluted deepest lore plot? These are comics that consist of 4 panels. Of course they would be slice of life.

Cause he's a baiting zoomer

It's the latest bait-meme to shit on C&H.

no? uh why are you even coming up with that?
and even for what it attempts to be
its just terrible

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you shit on good comics. You probably don’t have any friends either you worthless horse vagina

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Because people are smarter than you

I mean I’m sure it’s only calling out the extreme examples of this, which is how I take it. I don’t think when someone comes up with this criticism they necessarily mean every artist that does this are pretentious fuckwits, but you have to admit there are a good amount of pretentious fuckwits in the arts that take a bloody tampon and just present that as something more than it is

Wow really showed me

>Only likes stuff that are strictly kids shit
Huh. Well I guess that makes sense

I was never a fan either. I just never got the appeal. maybe I didn’t read it when I was young enough to appreciate it.

YIKES

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>OP likes x stuff
>therefore Calvin and Hobbes is le based and still good haha!
this is (You). with your shit logic

because it's okay to not like something

you “really showed” them first

Actively waving your hands and going “I don’t like thing!” Knowing full well that you’ll piss people off, is not really great desu

Congratulations on your total lack of taste.

it's not really hard to imagine. it's overrated shit

I did didn’t I?

why not? it's a good way of cleaning up the air

Both retarded, and butthurt. Impressive

Yeah but it’s probably more efficient to do it with a fan on. And loud enough so no one will really care

it's not like anyone has to bump this thread anyway

What the fuck do you expect from a newspaper strip? You should be able to pick any of them at random and still get it

Yes, keep being angry, my not so special individual.

MOM,MOM, LOOK AT ME IM A SPECIAL BOY

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I can understand why you might think it's overrated, but why do you hate it?

Think of it like Rick and Morty, it's a bad show and I could care less about bad shows.
But when it gets a constant push despite being bad, when it gets in your face despite you not caring about it, when it receives praise despite it being mediocre.
It just annoys me, and that annoyance breeds hate.

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Who pushes c&h? Praising it when it's brought up is not the same as pushing it.

Calvin and Hobbes is pretty good in terms of newspaper comic strips though.

Because it calls out his bullshit pretentious mentality.

>doesn't like C&H because he literally can't understand the joke
cmon dude, most people can understand these when they're like 8

>And yet no one is allowed to even question it cause of how loved it is.
Careful bud, that's how you get disappeared by the comic cops.

That image perfectly describes Grant Morrison.

Modern art is silly as fuck tho.

Calvin and Hobbs is probably the least commercialized property ever

Different character, though. Stupendous is Calvin's OC.

Who are you hanging out with that's pushing Calvin & Hobbes in your face every day? I haven't heard it talked about outside of the rare Yea Forums threads for years.

It's bait dude

>imagine taking art seriously
This but unironcally.

As someone that really likes Calvin and Hobbes, I honestly think the strips from its last few years (like from maybe '93 to the end) were weaker than the earlier ones. Watterson started getting too far up his own ass with his social and political commentary, and maybe he realized that too considering he ended the comic of his own accord.

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Basically how I feel about 2001

>not xkcd

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And that's probably another reason why he hates it.

abstract shills get fucked

Nobody likes that shit though.

I want a Calvin and Hobbes mug that says "i hate Mondays" on it.

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See, even Watterson knew what Evangelion fans would be claiming about the series before the innernets even existed.

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Porn.

Lmac, fuck that shit

Lern 2 wright

Well that's a whole lot of bullshit. That's okay though. It's your opinion, and you have every right to have it. Here's your (you) for giving me a hearty chuckle.

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I get most of what he's saying opinion wise, but in what way is it pretentious?