How would they fare in the Battle of New York?

How would they fare in the Battle of New York?

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Not well. They can’t even save a plane.

How do they handle the relationship between hughie and star light? Or do they not even get to it?

Homelander and A-Train would wreck shit but cause a lot of collateral damage. Starlight would probably be too focused on protecting people to do any substantial damage.
The other 4 are probably great for taking on small pockets of Chitauri but lack mobility.

>spongebob and patrick save bikini bottom.jpg

a bad end for everyone involved.

God imagine if The Seven had to fight off Steppenwolf or save the world from Zod's crew

They would just let the nuke hit.

>Maeve would be good at fighting Chitauri one on one
>A-Train would do excellently before having a heart attack and dying
>Translucent would be a decent stealth attacker, until any singular chitauri notices him and blasts him
>The Deep would take an immensely gory wound, and die after being a reasonable brawl fighter
>Starlight would be good and devastating until electricity around her starts to run out, if it does at all. Would mainly be focused on protecting people
>Black Noir does his fucking job
>Homelander would be all cheers and smiles until someone or something becomes mildly too stressful, at which point he causes some collateral damage, realises he screwed up, hears the nuke coming in, and leaves New York to die

Fucking terribly. The Avengers were prepared to die in New York, the Seven aren't even prepared to deal with each other.

>Black Noir does his fucking job

Keep it up Noir!

Is Black Noir supposed to be Batman? He doesnt seem too bright.

You'll find out soon enough. Don't look it up, it'll ruin it for you.

An alien threat would probably unironically humanize Homelander. Can't really bother much with polarizing civilizations if the entire planet is being threatened by a larger power.

wait the fuck? why did they make A-train black and the deep white?

They go through the relationship faster than A Train went through Robin
By like episode 2 Hughie knows she's a super and like the episode after that she finds out what he does

fuck, Show Homelander is so fun
>Oh shit, it sounds like that's a nuke, time to go home folks

Because fuck it why not, the two of them are also actual characters in the show, especially Deep

Homelander strolled through a drug warehouse casually lasering people in half while being shot at. I don't think we saw him even exert himself physically in the first season. Assuming Stillwell wasn't lying, he's had every weapon on earth tried on him and they did nothing, meaning he's probably taken at least a small nuke to the face like it was a light breeze. Pretty safe to say that TV Homelander is a step up from comic Homelander.

If the armor plating on the leviathans can resist his eye beams, they'd be a little annoying to him. Otherwise, he'd just park himself at the portal entrance and turn everything trying to get through into chitauri salsa.

Because black people can't swim but can run really fast

Deeps gills gross me out, I hate tumors and lesions and unnatural changes to the form like that

They also made them actual characters rather than one note jokes

The Deep is white because they didn’t want to show a black guy raping a white woman, so they made A-Train black to compensate.

>they didn’t want to show a black guy getting raped by a white woman
FTFY

I wonder if we will ever find out why all these retarded changes were made.