"Problem number 35 with America. No universal health care. Problem number 36 with America. No metric system. Vat is zis...

"Problem number 35 with America. No universal health care. Problem number 36 with America. No metric system. Vat is zis, ze time of Charlemagne? Answer me, jah!"

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Anyone who has ever been around German tourists understand this scene perfectly.

Hey funny boys.
Get a room.

Wasn't there an episode where some German guy was LARPing as Homer and it's implied that Marge fucked him?

He vas a new tie vearing.

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>mfw Brit Bong kid who used to get up early and throw all their towels in the pool
Reserve that sun bed, Fritz

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I bet problem 34 was that American cars suck.

Fucking love this episode.

"They want a second verse, hope he knows it."

"Who would put up with our nonsense now?"
"To Euro Disneyland, vhere we vill heap ze scorn on Goofy!"

Aren't these guys from the land of chocolate?

"How much is costed for stay night of one?"
"How muchen ya got, Wolfgang Shmuck?"
"Lets see here...I can offer you $50 a week."
"Fifty dollars?! What about all the water you guys will waste with your bathing and showering and washing your clothes?"
"Yeah, we don't, uh... is not a problem...."

I would love to see this done again but with Chinese tourists. Even as an Asian I can't tolerate Chinese tourists. They don't bother to attempt to learn the culture and, worst of all, don't tip.

Then again, this does also sound a lot like Boco.

They missed their chance at a good FKK joke.

I like you

Most Asians don't like the Chinese.
They pissed everybody off at some point

Most of them are 70 IQ caveman peasants who could never afford to travel abroad on their own, it's only because the state subsidizes vacation trips (vestige of the Iron Rice Bowl).

>Problem number 36 with America. No metric system.
Confirmed for brainlet. Everyone doing any technical work in the US uses metric already. Especially if they have overseas interests.

THAT WAS 14 YEARS AGO!

>No universal health care.
Good luck surviving over a year on the waiting list for a life-saving surgery.