BLACK WIDOW

Abother mediocre mcu movie, that will be forgotten few weeks after release. Nothing intersting.

What if I buy a T-shirt?

>meanwhile over at DC

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She's getting a new suit too.

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Daily reminder, that every mcu character is going to forgotten in the next 10-15 years. While Batman, Joker and Superman are forever going to remain a pop culture icons.

yawn

I dont care about the MCU now that Spidey is no longer in it.

>who needs Spider-Man anyway? We have Black Widow!

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what tv-show is this?

oh nononono....

Nobody gives a shit.

>no new IP

Will people actually go to the cinema and watch this? This won't be much more of a superhero movie than James Bond or other spy movies. Will gross less than Antman. Black Widow would be better for a show I think.

That looks ok. Not kino at all.
It´s just 3 seconds.

Reminder that THIS is the main villain Taskmaster and he is also her EX lover

Yes...she is getting BLACKED in the film. Thanks disney!

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It won´t be a flop but it will certainly not be a hit.

Now I can relate with something after I fucked your mother.

Obsessed dude

Looks like absolute dogshit like the rest of the Mouseval flicks

Lmao half of twitter and instagram/ tumblr disagree. Nice try boo boo. Stay coping

>twitter and instagram/ tumblr are always right
Oh, user...

Who gives a fuck about black widow? MCU post-endgame is such a joke.

Oh good Yea Forums is here to make hilariously incorrect box office predictions again

Why doesn't BW have spider-powers? She's named after a spider after all.

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Oh boy, who needs superhero movies when you can just watch an incredibly boring version of Metal Gear Solid?

...

I'm interested in watching but I wish they would stop with the spinning camera that jumps around every ten seconds. Can I have fight scene with a static camera?

Are James Bond movies flops now?

What a boring garbage

>an incredibly boring version of Metal Gear Solid
Winter Soldier?

JOST

Yes, that one was dull and overrated too.

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No but James Bond is the exception. Most make less money (at least in comparison with other Marvel movies)

When it comes to predicting which movies are going to be successful they're much better indicators than you dipshits will ever be

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Oh right that movie that's out in a month and still doesn't have an actual trailer

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Nobody asked if they were right you embarrassing moron. The original claim was nobody cares. The response is that in reality literally millions apparently care. But please continue ppl dont exist that like what you dont lmao

Even Thanos is more remembered than Superman at this point

Does it need to?

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they are releasing an oscar bait film in less than two months

I'm still amazed that there are people who exist who actually think that just because there are no threads for a movie or show on Yea Forums that means no one in the entire world cares about it

nice picture of marvel movie screening without spiderman now

>wonder woman 2
>aquaman 2
>suicide squad 2 (surely it'll make a billion dollars to cover its infinite budget and marketing this time)
See that's why that random desert road is empty user, you're posting that instead of the lines of people getting ready to see the DCEU films that actually did well the first time around.

>they are releasing a film in less than two months
They should probably start doing some marketing for it then

She's named after a specific type of murderer.

But for a time, she had spider-like powers. Her boots could stick to sheer surfaces and she could shoot web-like lines.

>the MCU after Endgame.jpg

They probably pushed the clowns meme

Full Cast

>Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, a former KGB assassin, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and member of the Avengers who returns to Budapest in the aftermath of the superhuman civil war to face her past.

>Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova / Black Widow, Romanoff's surrogate sister and another product of the Red Room, a secret program created by the KGB to train deadly assassins.

>Rachel Weisz as Melina Vostokoff / Black Widow, a seasoned spy trained in the Red Room and who is now involved in a secret scientific experiment.

>O-T Fagbenle as Rick Mason, a fixer for international spies who previously worked with Romanoff during her time with S.H.I.E.L.D. and is romantically interested in her.

>David Harbour as Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian, the Russian counterpart to Captain America and a damaged supersoldier who has a history with Romanoff.

>Ray Winstone as General Ivan Petrovich, a high-ranking member of the KGB, creator and director of the Red Room and Romanoff's surrogate father.

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Calm down, tranny, or I will send you back to the kitchen.

>all this embarrassing cope and projection.
>imaginr actually trying to use SS2

OH NO NO NO NO NO. The fucking state of DC

Sorry, women like Joker's roastie more. Widow will suffer from the same way as Solo did.

So, will this be Nat, trapped within the Soul Stone, reliving sections from her past that may have had some significant impact on her?

Please don't replay to ladderbro. Lets just fucking talk about the movie

so no taskmaster after all

Embarrassing COPE

And even they're pretending Birds of Prey doesn't exist which comes out months before Black Widow

Taskmaster is literally confirmed you worthless retard. How stupid are you? Think before you fucking post

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Reminder to report ladderbros post

Neat

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>birds of prey

Lmao i forgot as well

Reminder announcing a report is against the rules, Tommy.

Didn't all four of those movies underperform?

Ladderbro, are you imply that literally of those movies will flop?

If this had dropped after IM2 or Avengers I would have been excited about this. Now I know it won't go anywhere so, meh.

>all of this ladderbro seething
That sony deal is just ruining you

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Is it just me or does this guy look like Mark Ruffalo's black half brother or something.

It's leading to Florence Pugh as the new black widow.

>oh nononono....
What's wrong?

It's fucking amazing, he's doing this in a thread about Black Widow, it's not even a thread about DC. He's gone bonkers, I actually would like to discuss the movie, but he's fucking the thread up

She's copying some Atomic Blonde here

based retard

They did and everyone here was convinced they would all do better than "Captain Fungus"

>the aftermath of the superhuman civil war
WTF? There was a "superhuman civil war" at some point? Why doesn't Marvel make a movie about THAT?

why the anger tranny

This is actually really cool

>Florence Pugh
And...? I don't know who that is.

The Ultimate Universe version of Taskmaster is also black. his decisions was made long ago by Bendis

Nobody would've guessed Disney would buy up seats and cook their books

deadline.com/2019/08/ex-disney-accountant-files-sec-claims-alleging-books-were-cooked-report-1202671773/

INB4 Rick Mason or Red Guardian turns out to be Taskmaster and they're trying to keep it as a twist despite everyone already seeing the artwork.

>Didn't all four of those movies underperform?
Yes

Would be extreme kino if you go in expecting a typical spy thriller and it ends up being some reality warping existential crisis movie about paying for your sins in the afterlife.

Whatever you say Tommy.

he looks biracial

In what world did Detective Pikachu underperform?

>a former employee at the theme park said they might be inflating the sales of their parks and resorts so obviously that means our retarded fucking conspiracy theory was right too!

The real world more than likely

No, it's a prequel dumb dumb

Not tight enough

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The real one

Proof?

Yes, but they did the image before the actual box office's result.
Like that one image with Flopzam dabbing, didn't aged well.

Yes just like how Captain Marvel was actually sent back in time because of the snap in her movie

>Nobody would've guessed Disney would buy up seats and cook their books
Holy shit. You still believe in that dumbass conspiracy bullshit? Hahahaha

I have to say I'm sad Yea Forums doesn't make these anymore

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They did okay just not the flashy numbers autistic fans expected. Like nobody thought Shazam would make less than cap 1 or the one gorillion dollar predictions for the biggest franchise in the world. Godzilla though I think came very close to a flop.

>Sandra Kuba, formerly a senior financial analyst in Disney’s DIS, -2.95% revenue-operations department who worked for the company for 18 years, alleges that employees working in the parks-and-resorts business segment systematically overstated revenue by billions of dollars by exploiting weaknesses in the company’s accounting software.

marketwatch.com/story/disney-whistleblower-told-sec-the-company-inflated-revenue-for-years-2019-08-19

>parks-and-resorts business segment
I know how hard reading can be for you guys so I made sure to highlight this for you

Alita was a straight up flop too but was anyone actually surprised?

>shitty jump cuts
>terrible choreography and camera work
I hate the way most western action movies are filmed

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>They did okay
Godzilla needed $430 million just to break even it did not do "okay"

terrible tacticool design
no ass
starring aged-like-milk-Johansson

>What's wrong?
you tell me

the overhead shot gave me a sliver of hope but im probably too optimistic
this looks like a trailer

It would be neat, like once she realizes it stuff starts to break down, might even be able to run into Gamora in there
Yeah, but we can always hope for something more
That theory never made any sense, why would Carol be thrown back in time and not anyone else? But we do know that Nat was one of the few people sacrificed for the Soul Gem it would make more sense that the prequel that we are seeing are being manifested by the Soul World around her. I mean, I doubt that’s how it will really be, but indulge the Ora for a moment and think how cool that would turn out.

stop coming up with good ideas that we cannot have

Captain Marvel was literally marketed as recommended viewing for a team up event movie whereas a movie like Aquaman still made more in spite of JL weighing it down. Also didn't help that every major website went out of their way to protect such a mediocre movie from RT changing the way it's audience score worked to youtube fucking with the search algorithm.

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Phase Four trailer, nothing really new but it made my peepee tingle

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Wouldnt be cool at all and we know thats not the plot so there is really no point

For a movie to suceed it needs to triple it's amount at the box offie to break even to over production and advertisement. If it does that then the movie is considered a success

Alita, Godzilla 2, and Shazam are considered flopped movies because it didn't triple it's box office earnings. It's enough for production and advertisements, but when it comes to profits all three didn't fair better.

Detective Pikachu is the only movie that actually did better compared to the other three, and might actually be given a chance to become a franchise. Which will depend on studio decisions. It won't earn MCU numbers, but at least it has a fanbase that will give a shit. They should make a Detective Pikachu 2

Wow, so much excuses for a flop.

>every major website went out of their way to protect such a mediocre movie

True, the marketing for Shazam was giant and annoying, you literally couldn't open a YouTube video without having a Shazam's plug.

>Shazam are considered flopped movies because it didn't triple it's box office earnings.

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>a character fistfighting in a kitchen is more exciting than the entire final battle of Endgame

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Shazam is considered a flop because it couldn't get to $500 million in the golden age of superheroes

>old lady pretends to be sexy and good at fighting
nah i'm good.

>faggots playing a nerdy pathetic version of fantasy football over box office profits to fulfill Entourage-extra wannabe fantasies
cringe.

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>Implying you wouldn't smash thicc milf ScarJo given the chance

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Those tricks only work during the first week. If a movie doesn't synch with the audience it has big drops afterwards. People loved Cap marvel and Aquaman. The 10 cats who watched shazam adored it but shit ain't much appealing to the general audiences, kinda like the antman movies. Only way you can force someone to watch a movie is by pointing a gun to his head. There are no lizardmen, sleep tight.

You ain't seen nothing yet

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>People loved Aquaman
People SAW Aquaman. There's a huge difference.

who dis

That would be grandma Rosie Perez as Renee Montoya

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Just like how they saw captain marvel for the credit stinger

>why make a billion when you can make thousands?

They did, it was literally called Civil War

Iron Man is definitely going to retain his iconic status, at the very least

Meh

>ScarJo
>Thick
Thick where? Meme ironic weeaboo thick, sure.

I'd rather have gotten this as a TV show and WandaVision as a film.

Shazam made more money for WB than Spider-Man Homecoming and Far From Home put together made for Disney at the box office

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I’ll fucking fight you

KINO KINO KINO

She's gonna get TASKED

TASKED , user. She gonna get TASKED.

are they ever gonna address why she looked like a bimbo in iron man 2?

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Are you fucking stupid?

It's no John Wick. It's barely Atomic Blonde.

He sucks on The Handmaid's Talr. How the fuck di he get this job.

Sell me on Black Widow. She's so forgettable I can't remember one scene or line she's had.

The fuck kind of argument is that?

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her job was to trick Tony and that look made it super easy

Watch or the read the media's she's in for yourself, dicknuts, we're not your fucking babysitter.

you'll have to forgive him. He's a DC fan meaning either he's mentally challenged or English is his fifth or twelfth language

>Thanos

You mean, the guy who just had a movie this year and who is only remembered by the FB memes? Let's see in 5 years if his name still means something. I can't believe some retards actually said that he would be the new Darth Vader.

>Black Widow isn’t a spy thriller but inception
Fuck yeah

>DC fans are retarded
>Says the retard who likes a character that only says "chimichanga"

Yeah, I can see the superiority of marvel with such deep characters like Deadpool, GOTG, America Chavez and many other "amazing" characters.

Marvel characters were created for literal retards.

40 year old scarjo playing her 20 year old self.

I wish there was a way to outright ban him that would stick

rent free

Godzilla most likely lost money since it was so expensive. Not that it matters since a sequel has already been filmed. If that flops as well though it's over. I expect Kong vs Godzilla to do better

It had an opening of 60mil and had great legs despite movies like Spider-verse and Bumblebee being out. People loved Aquaman

She's not 40 but ok

Superwho?

She used to be, back when she was in Ghost World. Best Scarjo role

It did not have great legs you moron. It had a month to itself in China before it ever hit anywhere else and literally no competition after it was released. And before your tiny DCuck brain even thinks of typing "Durr hurt bumblebee, spiderverse, and mary poppins 'no competition' durr hurr" those all came out BEFORE Aquaman

More like GILF Rosie Perez

You really are a retard and your mental gymnastics are incredible

Name ONE big movie that came out after Aquaman did

You can't because there was literally nothing between it and Glass

34, might as well be 40 in Hollywood.

Bumblebee came out the same day as Aquaman and Mary Poppins two days before. Your desperation is truly laughable. There is no way you can twist Aquaman into being anything other than a big success

Who?

I get reading is hard for you DCuck dipshits but 2 days before and same day aren't AFTER

Wish they made this before Endgame. Her death was already good but this would have made it more impactful.

>Jacking off about how kino their corporate slop is
>Never forget to show that bit of brand loyalty by shitting on their competitors as well
The absolute cuckage of Anerimutts.

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>character named Taskmaster
>make him Black
Really boggins the ol' noggin'

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