You’ll have to pry them from my cold, dead mouth
Nedroid
should have flipped them off with both hands
Is he flipping the bird or holding his wallet
Who mixes marshmallows with fruit snacks?
Someone trying to break into the cereal business.
what's been going on with this shit lately
I'm scared
After the drought I'll take anything
I’m sure this is leading to some big payoff. I’m just happy to see Anthony back at it
Farmer Fruitley!
No healthy sneak is complete without Marshmellow!
This will get increasingly dark
>Is gone for over a year
>Come back with a subpar joke that he's already beating to death
I don't know how to handle so many nedroid comics in such a short amount of time, all about the same topic, no less.
maybe it's actually an advertisement
literally a Rick and Morty joke
>give me the diamonds!
Crummy fruit snacks? He should be jumping off of that cliff for Water!
It's not.
This comic has some crazy meta but this is the first time we've ever seen it so closely related and posted quickly together.
It must be going for some kinda payoff that's even better than the taste of Farmer Fruitley's fruit snacks, now with marshmallows!
meh.
Just hit random on the site and bring back what you get. Bonus points for the secret words!
Have faith, user. Nedroid has never let us down before. I’m sure he’s got something planned with this Farmer fruitley shit
Yeah, my mama was funny.
>Reginald Danger Safety, you are hereby sentenced to ten years... AS A GHOST! Happy Halloween!"
I'll be honest, Shen of all people did this gag better.
it doesn't really feel very nedroidy for him to give the finger
Isn't that how they make Gummy Krabby Patties?
The diamonds are my favorite running gag
What do you mean? It's the same great comics filled with delicious fruit flavor that we've always gotten from Farmer Fruitley's© Beartato and Friends®. Guys and gals love these snackin' pals!™
Let me just post the entire thing already.
>what's been going on with this shit lately
Are you new to Nedroid? He does arcs sometimes. This is an arc.
>Crummy fruit snacks? He should be jumping off of that cliff for Water!
I don't get it. Is this some inside joke where you pretend water is a good drink?
Cringe and pokemon creatures pilled
I swear to God I always see a new strip I hadn't before in there threads
Gatorade's better because of electrolytes, Coca-Cola's better for digestion*, coffee keeps you awake, orange juice has vitamin C and potassium, V8 has vegetable servings with lycopene and beta-carotene, and all of the above are equally as hydrating** as plain water (almost every non-alcoholic beverage is, even the caffeinated ones despite the myth about them dehydrating you).
*
m.digitaljournal.com
>Gastric Phytobezoar is a blockage of the digestive passage with vegetable matter that may lead to bowel obstruction and can result from eating high fiber fruits that fail to digest properly. Essentially, a gastric bezoar is a mass of undigested matter, especially vegetable matter, hair (trichobezoar) or other difficult to digest material in the gastrointestinal tract. The material build-up over time in the system may be diagnosed by endoscopy or x-ray.
>Coca-Cola has a success rate of more than 91.3 percent for treating gastric bezoars. According to the study and others, the effectiveness of Coca-Cola for treating gastric bezoars is due to its high acid content which works in a manner similar to gastric acids and helps to digest gastric fiber. Coca-Cola contains carbonic and phosphoric acids, as well as bubbles which help in digesting and dissolving gastrointestinal masses that are otherwise difficult to digest.
**
academic.oup.com
>Cumulative urine output at 4 h after ingestion of cola, diet cola, hot tea, iced tea, coffee, lager, orange juice, sparkling water, and a sports drink were not different from the response to water ingestion.
articles.latimes.com
>The same goes for tea, juice, milk and caffeinated sodas: One glass provides about the same amount of hydrating fluid as a glass of water. The only common drinks that produce a net loss of fluids are those containing alcohol.
Imagine not getting the joke this hard. Unless this is a counter joke.
>crummy
My friend I do believe you are mistaken and are instead thinking of Farmer Orchard's Orchard Farms Crumsnacks. Farmer Fruitley uses only the highest and most lovingly grown varities of fruit, peach and pa--mystery flavor for his delicious, nutritious and auspicious(ly yummy) fruit snacks.
I already told you I don't get the reference. What water / cliff scenario are you referring to?
Yummy? More like Crummy!
Is this what the joke is from? Some zoomer TV show that was on the air in 2007?
en.wikipedia.org
>Crummy fruit snacks? He should be jumping off of that cliff for Water!
>I don't get it. Is this some inside joke where you pretend water is a good drink?
I'll second this. If it's a joke I have no idea what the source material is.
It's from a simple edit of a boomer comic that came out during the Pokemon Go fad.
Thanks. I have no idea why anyone would expect that to be a reference people would know, but now I can stop wondering and go to sleep.
>New nedroid every 4 days
I like this arc already just for that, I'd like to know what he's got planned for this arc though
Tacos are a complicated food for complicated times I guess.
It's bizarre. I could have sworn I saw every single one because I went through the site once.
I thought that was off for Nedroid too
So who died?
geez user you need to find that out for yourself by watching the episode
deepest lore
It's been a lesser known running joke to take boomer comics and change the subject to water because of that specific comic, there's a bunch of these now