Post your Yea Forums achievements

>forced myself through every episode of TMNT '87
>never watched one single episode of Steven Universe
>not even the intro
>in high school I proudly showed off my Yea Forums porn drawings to my classmates
>never bought one single merch item
>subbed an obscure movie into english
>actively shit on every fandom
>actively shit on movies and shows I enjoy myself
>post shadman-tier porn on normalfag internet communities
>actively watch toddler cartoons
Life's good.

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which movie did you sub?

More please

>thinks simple abstinence (from what I'm assuming are things he has prejudice dislike or fear for) is an achievement

explains the lack of sex

hey im not prejudiced against furfags
The Dog Hotel, however the DVD release came with official subs afterwards
Seething Steven Universe fag, im not gonna watch your shitty show and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>never watched one single episode of Steven Universe
That's something you should correct.

>im not gonna watch your shitty show
How do you know it is shitty?

Pol told it

No he shouldn't, it was a bad show. The writers had no idea how to set up the universe they wanted to make, and they literally spent two entire season's worth of episodes on townies. The ending was literally "peace and love for da space Nazis who murdered almost all of my people!"

>was
It's still being produced.

Also, it's actually good.

It has cool stuff

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>been on Yea Forums since 2006
>still don't know shit about homestuck and never will

Can't beat that

The fanbase is cancerous I know that

>you're /pol/ if you haven't watched Steven Universe
Crazy cult my dude
Nah hah
Because my intuition is never wrong.

Based. High five my man.

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Even for lorefags, Steven Universe is garbage!
>Viewer is expected to see things from Steven's perspective
>Steven doesn't ask any fucking questions
>Gems literally hide their entire race's history from him, and by extension the viewer
>Lore is postponed for endless episodes about town folk
>Jasper never gets a redemption arc
>We still know nothing about Gem society except for Pearls being slaves, and the Gems ruling everything.
And that's only problems with the story, the animation is just fucking awful sometimes, have they ever heard of staying on fucking model?

Diamonds ruling everything*

>Yea Forums is the board i browse the most
>Don't give a fuck about Comics and Cartoons

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>Because my intuition is never wrong.
Well, it is, there.

Cuz you're a pol shill planted from some shitty discord. Get out.

You gotta do better than that to bait me into watching it

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t.SU tranny who has /POL/ and Yea Forums living rent free in its head

Don't be intentionally retarded. Just get out.

No

Lol, yes

Have sex

Go back to pol, incel

Go back to your discord, tranny

Look how quickly they give themselves away. So obvious. Work on yourself incel shill. You literal basement.

When is blogposting acceptable? You want us to congratulate or something?

You may.

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Go join the 40%, tranny

Leave. Retard.

No one here wants to have sex with you either, incel.

Nah

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Yah. And apologize.

Another thing the rest of you can only dream about is I drew this image right here

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Neither you, tranny

>tfw you're responsible for writing some famous writefaggotry and fanfiction
>including one of the major fanfics from the early days of the Horse fandom

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I watched all of The Nutshack

POST IT FAGGOT

Please seek validation elsewhere

Go away, incel.

It's a great show though.

jellybean

>Talk shit about MCU Spidey to make the mousekeeters seethe
>I actually really like him
Yes, you mousedrones are that fucking annoying

Go away, tranny

Stop making troll threads.

I didn't even make this thread, Transtard

>Got an STD from a Yea Forumsmrade at NYCC 2013
Thanks

>He thinks townie episodes take up more than five slots per season EVER
You can stop talking anytime now, it's only to get worse for you from here on out

You're a lying samefag. Everyone hates you.

>MUH SAMEFAG
Rent free. Off yourself tranny

Based. What level STD?

If you want anyone to ever care about you, work on yourself. Get off 4 channel.

Saying based is cringe

Even if you Dilate, nobody will like you

Stop replying.

So tiresome

Stop beig a tranny

Samefag pol shill

I'm not the tranny I'm OP. Stop feeding the troll you massive faggot. Stop shitting up my thread.

What a mess of a thread.

At this point the only thing to do is leave, we need to try to stay the fuck away.

Aight

You made a shit thread that would typically attract pol shitters.

>109529028
I was thinking of giving a (you) but seeing how much of a pathetic cuck you are for this im not gonna.

End it already

I was the kind of teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased at Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy one get one 50% off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IMs outsourced stolen Pom and Z comic art over a 56k Modem America Online trial discs on myspace.com with a Top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition transparent green Xbox using third-party Mad Catz Air Flo controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-Semitic remarks about how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.

Absolutely unreadable but quality is relative right, so you get a gold star from me, OP.

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I help to keep Yea Forums free of degenerate /pol/ goblins

Also pic related is one of my other artistic achievements. It's a better version of the llama from that Disney movie

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I just remembered I drew disgusting saccharine fanart of the nutshack once.
Also thanks mods for fixing the thread.

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I found out who my favourite cartoon hero's ex-girlfriend is!

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CRINGE

Once I forced my younger cousins to watch happy tree friends with me

That's cute. Maybe one day you'll leave the 5th grade.

Lol

Your jealousy is showing. I bet you couldn't beat me out on even one of these points.

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No one wants to argue with some /pol/ child.

I've never even seen a cartoon or comic in my life.

Look, I hate what most of Yea Forums likes too, but I at least give it a shot to have a basis to confirm what I expected. You're just a hardcore faggot.

Dumb frogposter.

So go back to /pol/

I suppose 99% of the world is /pol/ then seeing how they don't care for Steven Universe
I've never seen in my life.
Not falling for that one.

>Wore a PPG backpack in first grade(1999).
>If anyone bullied me id call them fags,beat them up and tell them their parents didn't love them enough to get them one.

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Gottem

(You)
And autistic to boot. Newsflash: Nobody cares about your shitty opinion. Go back to making worse than Shadman doujins and watching toddler toons.

You and your opinions are wrong. Cope.

Based and violencepilled
>imagine being such a sad and sorry individual you don't even watch Bing while posting Shadman on facebook
Sell Steven Universe to me then

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>have a younger cousin who broke his ankle skate boarding
>hang out with him one day watching episodes of JL/U on the computer
>kid gets hooked, asks if Marvel has anything like that
>show him EMH
>the hook deepens
>now whenever I come over he bombards me with questions about comics and asks if he can barrow any of mine to read
So far he’s on Volume 2 of Ostrander’s Suicide Squad, my heart nearly burst when he asked me why the movie couldn’t have been more like that comics

You are a shill. You intentionally decided you'll never like it.

..who?

that's not what shill means

As soon as I saw Steven I felt deep within me that, no, I'm not gonna go there. The same way you feel when you see some bloodshot crackhead staring you down from inside a dark alley at night.

Go back to /pol/

That's literally not the definition of the word. No user, you are the retards.

Keep pretending to be a retard.

To think beautiful things still exist in these dark times.

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Cringe

Hey Emily!

>Never watched the powerpuff girls movie
>Have boned a girl on my Frozen-themed body pillow
>Saw and remember the Blair Witch Scooby Doo parody short
>I’ve yet to finish a single comicbook
>I prefer a lot of the MCU designs over most of the comic designs
#metoo

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I explained to him last week what a “Pull List” is, we might ride bikes down to the LCS and get him set up with a handful of titles. So far he really likes Flash and Spider-Man.

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S... Sergeant sprinkles, is that you?

>counselor at English summer camp
>movie night
>manage to have it be "Song of the sea"
>kids like it
>one of the teachers, a Spanish girl, really likes it too
>start talking
>spend the rest of the night smooching

We were this close to have sex but she already had a boyfriend in Spain.