Batman or Iron Man?
Batman or Iron Man?
Iron Man
IronBat
The SUPERIOR choice of course!
Batman
Iron Man
Batman is an iconic character, with better stories and a rogue gallery with the most famous villains in all comic books. Nobody cared about Iron man before MCU
>unlocks his true potential
>just uses it to make money
Batman doesn't need his toys to kick your ass. Tony is nothing without the auit
>B b b but muh MCU
Typical batfaggotry.
>Nobody cared about Iron man before MCU
Only retards think this
It's not even a question
Batman and it's not even a competition
>nobody knew Iron Man until MCU
Maybe if you're an underaged faggot but many a 90s kid grew up with the Iron Man cartoons
Batman is a rich man who beats up homeless people and the mentally ill in between being bitchy to the nicest gods.
Iron Man creates some of mankind's greatest technology to stand alongside and up to cosmic threats and support his entire team of world saving heroes.
Iron Man> Batman, and it's no contest
He's not wrong though. Batman is an iconic character, even if you don't know comics, you know Batman
Iron Man uses none of that technology for the common man whereas Batman uses his philanthropy to improve the standard of living for the people in his city and also all the while protecting the common people from the actual crime and violence they face in their day to day life instead of only just the cosmic
I like Batman way better overall, just because Tony's been in some great movies doesn't make him my favorite.
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The sad state of DCucks
I look forward to drinking your pathetic tears when Joker gets ripped apart next week
>Why yes, i do consider Batman and Iron man to be my favorite characters of DC and Marvel respectively. How could you tell?
>Ladderfag
Tony puts his money into his numerous charities and foundations. Stuff like education and scholarships for children, has made homeless shelters, engineered prosthetics for disabled people, does hostile takeovers of corrupt businesses and redistributes their products and money to the victims, etc
Depends on the kind of problem that needs solving.
So everything Batman already does
Yes. It's a stupid thing to argue because they're both wish fulfillments of the rich giving back to the less unfortunate. At this point it's just a preference of whether you like a guy who goes face to face with fists or a guy who uses power armor.
less fortunate*
>None of that technology for the common man
Actually, Starktech is in everything in the MU. Far, far deeper penetration than Waynetech.
>Batman uses philanthropy
Is that why Gotham is just the worst fucking place constantly?
And now Iron Man is an iconic character. Whining about the MCU doesn't make it not so. Whining that Batman was famous first is even dumber.
If they chose to get down, who would top?
Sauce
Byronman?
It's tough, because Batman is definitely a power bottom, but Tony is clearly lazier.
I guess they can only be friends.
They can share a double ended dildo.
I know right? Batman is so much better
Batman.
Its a reflection of reality really. Despite how much socialists whine about the rich being greedy, the reality is that most wealthy people use their money in a variety of philanthropic endeavors, mostly for PR, but they're doing more than some faggot yelling about the Revolution and tweeting workers unite on their iPhone
Tony and only because Bruce manages to out bottom him by a smidgen and Tony enjoys being roughed up
Iron Man
Not him but it's true. Before mcu he was known as someone to hate in comics because of civil war and his books were generally shit. Not much good villians. Kind of a shit show with how writers treated him. No one on Yea Forums has ever bothered storytiming him cause he doesn't have shit worth storytiming. Most fans he had were tumblr girls shipping him with cap. He was kinda just a sadder alcoholic batman every hero hated before rdj changed fans perspective.
Iron Man comics aren’t bad in the 70s, 80s and into the early 90s, he had a decent rogues gallery
I think most hate the rich because they duck taxes and change laws so they can avoid them. Then the donations feel cheap when you know they could have quietly just paid their taxes properly but instead publicly donate only a percentage of that to a cause and wank over being so giving.
But keep deep throating the richest men's boot for free. Maybe one day your fantasies will come true and they'll let you touch their cocks too.
>No one on Yea Forums has ever bothered storytiming him cause he doesn't have shit worth storytiming.
This isn't really indicative of anything. Bad books get storytimed here too.
>Most fans he had were tumblr girls shipping him with cap.
Fujo's have been shipping him with Cap since way before Tumblr's existence and Stan Lee has said the character has always had female readers over the decades more so than other characters.
>Posts a page that could literally be either of them except for facial hair
People who are looking to fuck/get fucked by someone hot don't arrange to be ass to ass not able to see each other. Double enders are for spectator sports.
Marville or something.
The rich pay more tax than you will in your lifetime and the taxes you see yards like Sanders bitch about tend to be taxes that never properly applied to them in the first place and apparently it's a crime to want to keep your OWN money these days. And those charity's do much more than misspent government money bogged down with waste and corruption . and its hilarious for any of you to accuse anyone of being a bootlicker when you statists are the only ones worshipping an entity with the ability to imprison and kill people if they don't get their way
>No one on Yea Forums has ever bothered storytiming him cause he doesn't have shit worth storytiming.
Then why does Captain Marvel get storytimes? The population of Yea Forums does not make up the majority of capeshit readers and fans and Yea Forums has never been a place with many Iron Man fans in the first place.
>The rich pay more tax than you do in your lifetime
Some of them. Some of them pay less.
>It's a crime to want to keep your own money
Freedom isn't free. Sometimes it costs blood, sometimes it costs money. You don't like it, head to China.
>And charities do more with misspent money
A handful do. Many more are frauds or are laughably inefficient, like the Red Cross or the Wounded Warrior Project
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America gets storytimes more often than Dark Knight Returns or Watchmen.
Spoken like someone who doesn't have a clue about the actual story of the character.
Keep trying to fit in.
Everyone pays taxes, you're merely bitching about which ones are paid and which one aren't
And no, that's not an argument, you're effectively demanding more based on your jealousy under the guise of "well it costs money to run things". No it doesn't justify wanting what doesn't belong to you
And apparently government institutions are better that a few corrupt charities? The VA Scandal. Housing loan scandal, act. And those were done with MY money
Batman
Iron man, purely for the power armour aesthetic which I prefer to the grim stealth angle.
>Yea Forums has never been a place with many Iron Man fans in the first place.
Ironically enough the character almost lives rent free in the minds of Yea Forums with how much hate he gets here but it's also possible to have threads that hit the 200-300 reply or even bump limit with little shitposting and hate. Those kind of threads just don't get spammed every day.
>This isn't really indicative of anything. Bad books get storytimed here too.
Yes but those bad books are at least popular so they get storytimes just so more can read it and judge it without paying. But no one seems to care about Tony comics besides raging over minority Iron Man girl or seeing him get TOLD for civil war bs and all his mistakes.
>Fujo's have been shipping him with Cap since way before Tumblr's existence and Stan Lee has said the character has always had female readers over the decades more so than othe
That's just agreeing he's only otherwise popular for fujobait but it's older than tumblr, which is true but that's not the point. Fujos will bite any man but at least the characters have something for other possible fans
Comic Tony has sucked hard for a while now. Most normies barely thought of him before the movie outside the cartoon and he wasn't a favorite. Comicfags hated him because of civil war. No one could name a rogue to save their life.
And honestly I love what rdj did with Tony. Gave him more personality than any comic writers could have. Actually made him likeable. MCU really did him well.
But Batman would still be Batman even if there were never the movies. Besides Batman's marvel equivalent was once Daredevil but since they don't use him in MCU and most know the movies it's now Iron Man. I'd pick Daredevil over both in terms of quality but that's another thing.
Give me a goat Iron Man comic to read then. Something better than any Batman story.
>Everyone pays taxes, you're merely bitching about which ones are paid and which one aren't
Did... You think this constituted an argument?
>I'm demanding more based on my jealousy
No. I'm saying that people who have more need to contribute more to fix our nation, instead of paying to break it more so than can have a nice yacht at the end of the world. Democracy, motherfucker.
And for what it's worth; I stone cold guarantee I pay way more taxes AND give more to charity than you.
>VA scandal
While what happened to those vets was a tragedy, the VA as a whole is a model of efficiency. That's a stone cold fact. Yes, lots of people are always mad at it, but people are always mad at health services, whether they are being treated right or they're being denied bariatric surgery when they haven't even tried other methods- and then they yell at me about how I can't do this in Trump's America.
>And those were some with YOUR money
You don't pay enough taxes to complain about what's done with your money.
I paid more taxes than amazon apparently but keep on licking the dirt under their toes for them like they want. And don't assume that cause someone hates the rich they love big government. Big government is openly owned by the rich so you're basically only licking the right boot and accusing anyone that tells you you're weird to do that of licking the left like they're different. You're never gonna get megarich loser so your kissing ass for no reason.
ooh ooh I love this game. I say "demon in a bottle" or "Extremis" or "superior" or anything, really, and you say either they are bad or are not as good as Batman stories, and then I say "[your favorite Batman stories] are overrated trash" and you say "but muh critical acclaim" and then I point at something terrible with critical acclaim, like Gillen's YA or King's Batman, and then your start bitching about SJWs ruining things...
No like legit I never hear anyone rec iron man. You're such a fan. Give me like a one page comic page that'll make me wanna read an iron man comic and like him. Cause I've legit never liked comic Tony and while you aren't gonna convince me he's all around better than Batman I'd consider reading a Tony comic if good.
But also I don't think it's a fair fight cause you get some more quality righters wanna take on Batman and it obviously says more in the comic industry to write a good Batman run than an iron man one. No Niel Gaiman type is sitting around thinking about how he'd interpret Iron Man which is a shame.
Both. In a team-up.
MANDARIN: "So. You must be Batman. I have longed to test my mettle against you." (Removes rings)
B: (grim smile)
(...)
BANE: "Show yourself. Show yourself, or have you grown cowardly?"
IM: "Sorry, Batman couldn't make it. So he asked me to fill in for him."
>Tony is nothing without the auit
There are quite a few stories about how that is not true.
>Yes but those bad books are at least popular so they get storytimes just so more can read it and judge it without paying. But no one seems to care about Tony comics besides raging over minority Iron Man girl or seeing him get TOLD for civil war bs and all his mistakes.
See Carol isn't the least bit liked on this board yet gets storytimes so what is your point?
>That's just agreeing he's only otherwise popular for fujobait but it's older than tumblr, which is true but that's not the point. Fujos will bite any man but at least the characters have something for other possible fans
Fujos do not make up such a large amount of capeshit readers that they'd be behind the majority of his sales for the last 60 odd years especially back when fandom wasn't as mainstream and accessible as it is now and super hero were thought of as a boys only interest.
>And honestly I love what rdj did with Tony. Gave him more personality than any comic writers could have. Actually made him likeable. MCU really did him well.
If these are your true thoughts on the character then why were you reading his series? Why read the comics of a character you find unlikeable?
Extremis is good. Far out, but good. But if you like Batman, you probably won't like it.
>Muh Neil Gaiman thinks about Batman
Gaiman squeezed out one homage to Alan Moore. You should have gone straight to Moore, who actually wrote him.
Ellis, while coming in below the Moore or Morrison/Gaiman tier of prestige, is a pretty big deal.
I rather compare Batman and Spiderman, I think they are better parallels to what they do and how they are as characters outside of money.
cap and supes can be their spectators
Anyone who says Iron Man is a filthy MCU casual that should be shipped back to Yea Forums where they belong. True comic chads know that Iron Man has been shit to mediocre the past decade.
Iron Man