Is this the most wholesome comic on the internet right now user?

Stockholm syndrome isn't real Swedes are just like that.

But it's not a joke about school bullying.
It's a joke about not school bullying.

I find the joke to be boring after the 1-2 first strips, but I'm still glad this thing exists, because there's a lot of jocks irl who are very nice

user thinks a mutual friendship is a case of stockholm syndrome.

They should fuck

>draw the dude that bullied me all my life in a way to say I'm grateful
>nah it's not stokholm, I deserved to be bullied, he was so great and I was so nerdy. The happiness balance of the world was just better.

What imaginary comic are you even talking about?

I wonder why people dream up stories like this just to make themselves mad.

Based schizo

No. It sucks dude. Jocks should beat the crap out of Nerds, until they either climb the hurdle of Strength, or resent them forever for it

Jocks need to maintain a decent grade to stay in sports, so they'd be more nerd than not.

For the past 2 or 3 years there's been a massive increase in schizo posts like these, what the fuck happened? Completely delusional rant-posts that make a million random assumptions, it's like they created a fantasy scenario and believe it's reality. Has it always been like this and I'm just now noticing?

Have you actually read the comics?

>Jocks should beat the crap out of Nerds
The 90's were 20 years ago

inspired by the Chad/Virgin meme?

If culture has come to a downfall, then we can only reap its effects over time.

user, if you automatically assume this is some kind of cry for help, you seriously need to get over whatever issues you have.
It sounds like you’re Dobson levels of bitter right now.

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What do you mean?
It's jokes about positive encouragement and going out for ice cream.
Just because you expected something entirely different does not change the upbeat nature of the text.

They've been happening for as long as I can remember. I think you're just getting better at noticing when it happens.

In what fucking way is it like the Chad/Virgin meme? Are you legit twelve years old and that's the only exposure you've had to the nerd/jock dichotomy or what?

Howe can it be bullying if no bullying is taking place?

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I have been browsing since 2005 or 6, I don't remember, point is, you can fuck off, this meme of a nerd being actually friend with the school's meat wall is actually very old.

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That's because the joke is older than the meme, not because the meme invented it, you fucking simpleton.

I will not say it, I will not say it, I will not...

Yea Forumsmblr

This is the only good reply

unironically Rock Cocks

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Stalker girl a cute

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Sauce?

>Joke
no, it's a meme/trope and it pre-date internet itself, you can find it in books and old comedy TV shows, the Chad's retarded but socially functioning, the Nerd's a Genius, but he can't talk to people without geting himself ducktaped to a flag pole, they both help each others out to reach an happy ending.

She's a recently added character to Nerd and Jock. First appeared in episode 46 on the Webtoons page for the comic.

I wish i had a friend like this in school.

And now...

I might once have argued that Nedroid is more wholesome but since it is barely a webcomic anymore I'll give you this one OP.

Have they fucked yet?
Nedroids actual webcomic is BACK

>stickholm syndrome
user, there was only ever one recorded case of diagnosed Stickholm Syndrome, and the patient has long since passed. F.

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God I hope the jock bangs her

>>adding a female character

And it shit

>achtually it's called a meme slash trope!
Tell me, did you have a jock friend in school or were you just a loser?

>Oh my god oh my god
>What's wrong I thought you're good with girls
>I am but not with ghost

It still makes me laugh.

Tumblr trying to start shit again. I bet they hypocritically defend fat asshole friend fat guys while shitting on the actually nice wholesome fat friend.

Tfw no Chad bf

No, I was the kid all the other childrens without abusive parents where afraid of because he smashed the ribs of the school's jock 4 years older then him with a baseball bat in front of all the other school jocks.
>Hey Anonette, don't you think user's kinda cute.
>user!? yeah he would be cute if he didn't always look so mean and angry ... and if he wasn't a psycho with scary parents
Man, over hearing girl talk can really hurt your feelings and shine a light on why nobody except the school's marginals want to be friend with you.

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Did you ever consider trying not to look so mean and angry and not act psychotic, you self-pitying fuck?

Now do Hitler hanging out with his jew bros

>Jews teach Hitler about logistics and managing funds
>Hitler teaches Jews how to exterminate their enemies
I didn’t know I needed this until now.

I can see how that would hurt, but there are worse things you can overhear. At least those things were in your control somewhat. It's when girls berate you for something you have no control over that really hurts.

>"I believe in you"
>this is what normies believe count as "helping out"

Sounds like someone doesn't have anyone to believe in him.

You absolute fag, if I wanna cheat on test I don't want your fucking feefees, I want the damn answers

Fucking kino

youtube.com/watch?v=OBMpqb7aikc

in what fucking way, nigga

Poor user has nobody who truly believes in him

r/TheDonald

I wanted to post this one but couldn't find it

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Enough lesbians
where are my cartoons with jock and nerd homofaggotry gaying it up

Jock is NOT for sexual

The Overwatch stuff is how I found this artist, and there is a lot of it.

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nearly every joke is about how the Jock is implied to have malicious intent on Nerd but is actually a sweet guy who just happens to come off as some sort of jerk because he's designed that way

>projecting this hard
where did the jock touch you that any positive depiction of him makes you this angry?

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it makes my pp big

>Man, over hearing girl talk can really hurt your feelings and shine a light on why nobody except the school's marginals want to be friend with you.

Fuck off you smashed a dude's ribs

This is pretty cute

I concidered it.
I watched myself in the Mirror after ward and realised what they meant, my normal everyday neutral face was teeth tight, frowned eyebrows and hands rolled into tight fists.

I spent the days after trying to changed that and it was physicaly hurting my face to relax my musculs to end up looking like pic related, all these effort paid off because some years later I looked friendly enough that some girls approached me to be friends, so that I may give them free car rides to their BF and be a good beta orbiter, their faces was priceless when I drove them into the wood one night and left them in the middle of fucking nowhere, dressed like dumb party sluts.
>I need to do something before I drive you where you want to go again.
>Where are you taking us user~
>ahah he's probably gona try to scare us~
>Shut the fuck up. we're almost there.
>...
>A-user is this a joke~
>Yeah, It's a walking gag bitch. now open that fucking door while I'm still being fucking polite and walk out.
None of them had phones to call dady to the rescue and they looked scared shitless when they heard my good old mean and angry voice tone I digged back just for them.

That's true I agree, but you know how it is, when you get a reputation in highschool and you become "That guy", I realise there's worst then being the school's Hannibal Lector too.

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This is the most laughable attempt to assert some dominance and control in your life I've ever read on here.

Yes

>pick up girls AFTER they asked you where to drive them only to drop them off in the woods to bash dem roasties instead of just saying "no" like any man that doesn't want to be a tool
I hope you don't think that's based or whatever you thought it was
it's pure autism

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This is "fun is just a buzzword" levels of retarded

The D.va ones are as well

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Go back to twitter Dobson

not that guy but, i feel for him, i have resting dick face, im super happy and outgoing all the time but when my face is relaxed it looks like either upset or depressed

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Shut up spoonhead

F

Post comic

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>just saying "no" like any man that doesn't want to be a tool
Yeah, just say no and keep being a good friendly boy with everyone, like a real manly man of Superior liberal culture, use only calm simple words and mean them ... fuck just spelling this shit on my keyboard made me feel weak and gay as fuck.

You can't just say "No" to some people, they don't understand that word because nobody told them a good hard "No" before and they end up like dogs that will seek to dominate physicaly or phsychologicaly everyone around them and I regret to inform you that with these people you have to drive your point across and drive it hard, especially if you where retarded enough to allow these people a friendly status at some point because for these sort of people, this shit is just leverage you know.

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Lmao

Wait, is that a trend? I thought that my one friend was just going through some shit and had to vent.

would be better if they kiss

:)

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“Alt-right” invasion? The many faces of Florida Man?

I don't know you personally, but you probably deserved it

starburns.audio/podcasts/harmontown/

The guest on the new episode delves deep into it.

Genuinely the fault of reddit/twitter/facebook. Compulsive lying and creating blatantly wank narratives are a hallmark of the sort of desperate attention-seeking you get from someone who built their entire sense of community from there.

Rock Cocks is pretty meh.

I like the rival band though, they've had like 20 pages and they're already way more interesting than the main cast

Stop larping as that autistic hipster cat from that gayass Night in the Woods game

I get that the joke is this never happens irl but it still makes me mad

Dunno, is Electric Retard still active?

Cringe and ElliotRogerpilled

>he doesnt have buff chad friends who go camping and have bonfires and cookouts and shit
Sad

I know your parents didn't teach you how to be a functioning human being, but jesus user, try to have some self awareness. You absolutely can be polite without giving people some kind of power over you. Everyone else is managing it somehow, aren't they? How often do you see other people madly lash out at simple social interaction the way you do? It should be obvious that it's possible, even if you personally lack the tools for it.

You're either baiting or legitimately the most pathetic insecure excuse for a man I've seen on this faggoty site

>it never happens irl

Speak for yourself, user. Some of my best friends are chads and the biggest weebs I know

But you are both normie fucks, so you don't count.

>too scared to say “normalfag”
Don’t kid yourself user, you’re the normalfag here

whatever nigga

Nice

His name should have been Vergil

>if I use the n-word, then I’ll be an internet tough guy!
Couldn’t even end it with a hard r. You have to go back, double nigger.

Are they watching porn?

Haha shut up ugly

Why does the virgin need to be named Daniel?

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You can always go by Dan or Danny, Daniel.

>You absolutely can be polite without giving people some kind of power over you
Dude, what part of "Some people" did you not understand? You don't give power over yourself to assholes, they take it if they perseived it can be taken, it take 5 minutes of observation in a school yard to figure that out.
>How often do you see other people madly lash out at simple social interaction the way you do?
Not sure what kind of movie you made in your head but I ain't in it.

Grabing a bat to humble a retard that's driving your best friend suicidal is normal healthy behavior, in fact anyone not willing to do this shit for you shouldn't be called a friend at all.
Leting yourself walked over by some trash and just say "No" then sulk about what happened, ain't manly, mature or fair to yourself, in fact it's pretty damn childish and self defeatists, the manly thing is to officially and clearly put an end to this relationship.

Through my eyes you're the one lacking a bunch of Tools m8.

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If there's at least one page that caters to my r63 fetish, I'm happy
Fem!Nerd a cute

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Barely any sex in the comics.

Look up the version from the Muppets Tribute to Jim Henson. It will break your heart and then repair it again.

>I like the rival band though, they've had like 20 pages and they're already way more interesting than the main cast
Totally agree. The duo are hotter, have a better and kinkier relationship, and they have more personality than everyone else. And now we're back to the shitty protagonists.

it's funny you posted brock samson as a reaction pic because he'd have done exactly that. Just say no and drive away.
Not being able to say no and instead go through shit like take people into the woods to just say "SIKE" is an obvious indicator you have some massive power complex and vent with shit like this because you're a gigantic bitch otherwise.
>Yeah, just say no and keep being a good friendly boy with everyone, like a real manly man of Superior liberal culture, use only calm simple words and mean them
just what do you think is the alternative? Being aggressively assholish towards anyone that seems assertive enough like an insecure faggot?
>You can't just say "No" to some people
actually you can. I know you probably have probeblems with it like many others because it often burns bridges since people expect you to be for or against them but you gotta do what you gotta do even if it burns bridges. I have problems with it too because yeah people are controlfreaks, but a simple aggressive no and your back turning on them is all they need and deserve. Anything above that is pathetic powerplay, even I did it before but know it's a beta habit. Ive learned you're better off without people like that anyway so just tell them to fuck off.

And christ you really just come over as the creepy passive aggressive nerd nobody likes.
Letting out insecure shit in bursts like that is really bad for test levels, just an advice.
Be a man and simply tell people to fuck off instead of wasting your time and emberassing yourself with ebin pranks

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I think he -is- therapist.

>wholesome
>y'all
>this
>yikes
>folks
>oof
>toxic
>sweetie

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I'm partial to Belzebubs, myself.

>Grabing a bat to humble a retard that's driving your best friend suicidal is normal healthy behavior, in fact anyone not willing to do this shit for you shouldn't be called a friend at all.
tf does that even mean? Who said anything about this?
>the manly thing is to officially and clearly put an end to this relationship.

you mean end a relationship of you spreading your asshole at first by throwing people out in the middle of the woods?
how is that manly?

How is the jock not a stacy here?

>anyone who doesn't abide by the social roles I see in muh cartoons is le normie
Lmao okay faggot

>betafag roleplaying talking about masculinity

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>bitching about words
What are you? Tumblr?

>hurdurr you don't use the same Yea Forums lingo that I read in 2008 era Yea Forums pics I saw on KnowYourMeme.com so that makes you a s*y b*y beta cuckold!

>I-I'm a real alpha! I p-pranked those THOTS for not dating m-me!
>I used a BAT to SMASH that r-retard, that's how t-tough I am!!
You should really read Elliot Rogers manifesto, I think it'll help you understand how laughable you are.

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That ice cream is loss, on the background

>Letting out insecure shit in bursts like that is really bad for test levels, just an advice.
Nah it's cool m8, we solved this like high test gentlemens, the day after the 2 bitch talked it with their BF, when the 2 guys came to play tough guys to impress their ladies, I stared them down with a hatchet and when they realised playing gangster was a bad Idea, I followed them to their car and scratch the paint right Under their faces until they reacted with lawsuit threats, wich I laughed about and said "I don't know what you mean, that shit was there when you came here to play tough guys" then I stared them down a bit more until they all fucked off never to be seen again.

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epic lulz @ these lamers and their hipster fads

You don't have to keep lying. Nobody believed the first story

We could of had a nice Markraas thread.

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Are you saying those cucks are cringe for using a bunch of buzzwords?

based and redpilled

If you want a thread to be nice, the first post must be the worst shitpost known to man
If you want a thread to be a flaming tire fire, the first post must be a completely innocent, rather pleasant post inciting civil discussion

>this is what a dweeb thinks actual masculinity is like
Ahahahahaha

She's a female jock, duh. She;s literally wearing a sports hat.

Dude, you could've just said no. It's not that hard. You just made a mountain out of an anthill for nothing. You deserve being lonely, fucking faggot.

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I ain't gona try to make anyone believe anything, calling bullshit feel nice when you're shocked or offended.

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Pure. Thank you user

This is nice.

>cuck
>beta
>basedboy
>redpilled
>autism

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Dude, no one cares about your pronouns.

Why did it take him 4 hours to bring back a movie

he still went to the original movie.

This is some high grade cringe.

can't you read?
>their faces was priceless when I drove them into the wood one night and left them in the middle of fucking nowhere, dressed like dumb party sluts.
I had fun

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Ah, double nigger. The old ways abide even in these trying times.

We could read that you're an omega level faggot who needs to act edgy for other people to not treat him like shit.

Its just the Nerd Chad dynamic.

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Bob Ross beats the Devil out of his brush.
What does Belze-Bob Ross do?

Why does jew college always have foreigners handle the math classes.
Its like they want the students to fail.

>Stoping your car to drop people off so they can walk themselves back to civilisation is edgy
kek, you live in a sensible fragile world and your feelings must be spared at all costs.

Nobody got hurt, nobody died, where's the edge little lady/Onions infused gentlemen?

lol

More like the social roles of real life. Not that normies like you would ever notice or reflect on such uncomfortable and uncool things.

>the amount of butthurt generated by this
Yea ForumsMBLR

>Tags: Yaoi, Size_Difference

I like Steg byt Suria is kind of a pain in the ass.

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How badly where you bullied Yea Forums.

Who hurt you.

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Thanks user. Despite the pic being furfaggy, a breath of fresh air after these fucking comics.

Expels Jesus?

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I want a jock like this to slap me with his dick and force me to lick his feet

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Goddammit Jesus!

bots

Bullying works 99% of the time. Every once in a while you get the fat guy from Full Metal Jacket.

seconding this
Dang, that's subtle. Is that an edit?

I love this type of multiple-layer jokes.

You never read an Archie comic or something?

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THEY
SHOULD
FUCK

>chad appears to be reaching out to his friend daniel
>he is actually reaching out to turn off his alarm clock
Breathtaking cinematography.

VERY LOUD SWEATING

SIR is a treasure

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You just want porn then

What a tremendous faggot

Except none of that happened and you’re an incel trying way too hard to sound alpha to random anons. Spare us and drink bleach

yeah they're all just a load of basedboy cuck cumbrains

this reads like something out of Troper Tales

Finna get a link, nigga?

That's just the bad English making you think that.

Star Wars.

Well

Yea Forumsmblr is the right way to call it alright and judging by

these reactions, I'd say not many of them are familiar with Yea Forums in general neither.

Imagine not having anyone believe in you

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Ah the classic respond to everyone to get them riled up i can do it too watch
Your pretty cool

Unironically embraced Columbine-tier edginess about two weeks before Columbine and was left blissfully alone as the zeitgeist shifted

My chad friend gives me fake calls asking for assistance to get me to hang out because he knows I'd feel bad if I said no and he really needed help.

Normie fuck off, take your positivity fascism elsewhere.

Cool story normalfag

I'll give him your number if you want lonely nerdfriend

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I wish I had a brvtal son.

I'll send him a nice SWAT team if you do, silly normalfriend.

But do you really?

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If you're still caring about what some faggot(s) did to you while you were in school and you were too much of a coward to stand up for yourself. Blame yourself for still playing the victim while being an adult with the mind of a child.

>My Dad is a Rock Star with the roles reversed with a Mr. Drummond style Dad trying to care for a rambunctious moshing rock-celebrity wunderkind
This is the show we need

Aaaah tooth grinding is the worst.
Still
>Tfw no magical unholy family

>bullying is bullying when bullying doesn't happen
Ok

y-you too

Reminder that if you reply to more than five posts in a single post you deserve to be hanged, drawn, and quartered.

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Don't mind me, just replying to 1 (one) singular post.

A Goth Nerd is fine too.

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Fat friends have a 50/50 chance to either be full nice chill guys or full selfish assholes.

Based Marko

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That, I'll agree on.

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That's perfectly fine, friend.

you now remember /fitlit/

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kill yourself retard, even if you're right

>implying a hot girl would ever fall for a fat neckbeard

Actually I had this popular guy do this stuff with me to try and break me out of my shell when I was a super introverted nerd. We're best friends now.

Who tops?

>he hasnt seen 'the lads amity' edit
someone post it

Holy fuck that's the most insulting thing I've read on this board.

This is either some master level trolling or the person typing this is confused with tears in their eyes.

Like, I’m not even mad. They have to be absolutely heartbroken and shattered to project this hard.

>he doents have a chad friend to hang around and have his own wacky adventures whit
nigga, get your shit togheter, find a chad friend, get a group of 4 and go have wacky missadventures

Obviously Chad

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hehesilly ripped this off

>stickholm syndrome

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>all three of my posts ITT got hit
Thanks bud :D

fuck off incel

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Is it bad i'd watch a Johnny Brovo and Dexter cartoon

t. O'Brien

yes, but i would too

Thanks for proving that she sucks, just like real women

>was friends with a chad in high school that i got seperated from because i had to go to special ED
>i only had assburgers, the kids around me had "learning disorders"
>later learned learning disorders was another way of putting all the shitty black and latino kids in one room
>got into fights and suspended several times because of them, always felt sad about not being able to be around normal people

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But jotaro and SP are both chads.

The nerd couldn't cosplay Jotaro. Jotaro is a chad with the heart of an uberchad

>Has it always been like this and I'm just now noticing?

nah i noticed it too

Could be worse. You could be that Kink Fink Pratt guy

not that you will ever really know user.

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>npr shirt

why is this so accurate

shit, you're right. he shoulda been koochie

>almost, not quite normal
>lumped in with the total spergs
big mood

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>later learned learning disorders was another way of putting all the shitty black and latino kids in one room
S-so it wasn't just me?

>Introverted and barely ever spoke
>Was a total Mama's boy as a kid
>Became a marine biologist
Jotaro was a virgin that faked being a Chad till it became the truth

Holy fuck this, what a cringe retard

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Wholesome post is wholesome.

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Lest we forget

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>is it weird if i hit on girl you?

Hollywood depiction of jocks and popular kids
>Vapid, mean spirited, in some cases legitimately evil human beings who hate anyone not in their "cool cliques"
Real world Jocks and popular kids
>Generally nice people, know a lot of the students and staff

Hollywood depiction of nerds
>Unjustly outcast geniuses with a ton of talent that would be loved by all if they got attention

Real world nerds
>Weirdos that drew everyone's attention with their Naruto T-shirts, shouting weebs lines and bringing up their hobbies all the time, even when it's innapropriate.

Which one went on to make web comic series and which one got over high school after they left?

Picking them up only to drop them off sounds like betamax

If real, cringe and probably the most insecure soipilled thing ever
If not, neat troll or extremely shitty thought out story

>scratching cars and not raising the voice in any way
True white masculinity

Kek.

Kek

Too bad theres a clip where Johnny steals Velma from Dexter.

This generalization is just as bad. In my high school, the most popular guy was a laid back clown on the football team. The biggest nerd I can think of (who was even lower on the social hierarchy than I was) had the same air about him as Mr. Rogers, but without the charisma so he got bullied a lot for being a pussy. Both of them were very kind people.

On the other hand, I can think of a handful of "jocks and popular kids" who were just unapologetic assholes, but either played sports or were hot so they got away with it. By the same merit, anyone who's spent 5 minutes around nerds knows how petty they can be.

fuggin based and checked

Imagine the sex

You have to have someone in order for someone to be stolen
it's not ntr if you aren't in a relationship with the person

and if you actually watch it, Velma already set up the date--so Dexter was trying to steal velma from johnny

That is called a bro who saw the potential in you as a wingman.

She looks like my friends oc lol

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you're all tranny fags that should fucking drop dead. hurry up and hang a noose around your necks already you shit eating cocksucking subhuman cumbrains

Who hurt you user?

You don't find a chad friend. It's the chad that adopts you and brings you around to do cool stuff

I love how the "science" of psychology allows anyone to subjectively and potentially twist any conceivable situation in their favor and project themselves as a "victim", using all these little quirky terminologies and as a result undermine any practical applications and benefits it could've yielded because people like you create "boy who cried wolf" scenarios on a local,national and global level.

But anyway, nice troll, low effort, high yield, The classic with cheese.

Schizoanon, you're at a greater risk of necking yourself than most trannies.
Take your meds.

Victim complexes are all the rage on both the left and right sides of the spectrum these days

Did a psychologist bully you?

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Write to me, Stick Stickly
PO Box, 963
New York City, New York State
10108...

Sorry, there's something in my eye.

>tfw no best friend to discuss TES metaphysics with

i wish i was put into special ED. maybe i wouldve graduated. i think they were always pushing for it to with the way they'd investigate my problems with tests, but i guess i never fell below the line required

No, Martian Magazine is.

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He's just using the term wrong retard.

I used to think swirlies were just a fake movie trope but then I learned that American toilets really do have the water level high enough to dunk someones head in it which makes me wonder how the fuck men take a shit without holding their genitals out of it.

Such a fuckin boring comic

lol

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I stopped reading a while back and legitimately can't remember a single thing about what either of them are actually like
The crippled black lesbian rapper was more memorable than them

Aw, he is singing Behemoth in his sleep.

youtu.be/Czx-OIyrQwQ

based incel

They screamed a bit, insults, threats of many kinds and whatnot, they did realised right at the start that I was waiting for someone to give me a reason, so they just went with
>You're gona pay for this paint job asshole!
>We'll report your ass to the police!
in the end before fucking off, a while after they left the policed did showed up but I just shrugged and said I had no idea what they where talking about.

>If real, cringe and probably the most insecure soipilled thing ever
Explain?

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>Explain?
because your entire action in this situation revolves around being a non confrontational weasely troll instead of doing something actually masculine, like Randall from Recess.
Pretty sure you only pick battles with weaklings like that because thats what weasels tend to do or you're just lucky, because from the way you describe doing things you sound like a gigantic beta. But I'm pretty sure you add a few things here and there to make your stories sound more "badass", which they still don't.

I remember having a chad classmate...he looked like if Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was a Malay teenager. Found out we live in the same (huge) neighborhood - I see his dad sometimes on Fridays going to the mosque. Me and the chad weren't that close, and he can be a prankster at times (I wasn't a victim thankfully) yet underneath it all, he was really much a nice fella just carried away by puberty and hormone-driven enthusiasm.

He died from a seizure not long after I finished my secondary school. The fact that such a guy can pass away as young as I am in tiptop physique got me thinking too much about my mortality for a while....but I shed away the dread eventually and try to live my best I can. Seeing his dad occassionally now...I can't help but feel so sorry for his family. Losing someone who could help them with life that young...damn.

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I need that comic with the boy asking the girl out only to end in that boss fight from Castlevania. Anyone knows the name?

I hope you do that with someone who'll actually gut you or something you spineless nerd

don't tell us you actually think you're tough for scratching some teens car, acting like a retard and actively bullying girls out of sheer insecurity

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>because your entire action in this situation revolves around being a non confrontational weasely troll
Yeah I still don't get what you're talking about, point it out for me.
>Pretty sure you only pick battles with weaklings
I never picked a battle in my life, all the altercations came to me.
>because from the way you describe doing things you sound like a gigantic beta.
I still don't get it, explane what's beta about it all, so far you just sound like a massive white knight ready to die for m'lady on the interweb.

Child pls, I'm talking about good old day's anecdote with Yea Forumsmblr, be quiet.

>don't tell us you actually think you're tough for scratching some teens car
When this happened I was in my early 17, the girls where around my age and their bf, well I'd say one of them was certainly in his late 20 and the other in his mid.

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>nah it's not stokholm, I deserved to be bullied
You'll find lots of people on Yea Forums that unironically think like this.

>not thinking lots of people on Yea Forums deserve to be bullied

>I never picked a battle in my life
>abandoned girls in the woods with zero provocation

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>comedy
>i did the 'implying thing' so that means im more smart

see how easy it is user?

source for pic?

Pelboy on Deviantart. Found it via SauceNao - I encourage you to try it yourself next time.

>vahvuus
>Raassina
This comic is entirely too wholesome to be written by a Finn.

>jock
>glasses
>proper haircut
>unloud clothes

u wot

You can't really pick a battle with womens, just ask 99% of wife beaters or anyone who hasn't tryed to mug the purse that of a MMA female fighter.

MAD

no.

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Guys, I think I found my new waifu.

markocomics.tumblr.com/post/185037971284/just-a-comic-idea-about-axolotl-girl-named-alexa
markocomics.tumblr.com/post/185451700154/alexa-lotl-2

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Where the fuck are the lewds of these two finooks

Are there any cartoons about American chuunibyou?

>season 2 never ever

Unironically this

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I think you need to disconnect from the internet for a while
hopefully a 3 day vacation will do you some good

This meme is the best

I really like Strange Planet, although he seems to run out of "general" human topics and gets pretty specifically american more and more.

>not the version with /r9k/

user you have too many problems, i actually thing that you need a therapist
im not even going to tell you to kill yourself, i think you could actually fix yourself if you talked whit some one
but you really are a mess inside your head

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didn't that guy die?

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Yeah, scratching cars should amount to losing a hand, at least. I got two different cars scratched in the span of not even two years (nobody knew I was driving those, so it was just random vandalism). Should I ever catch someone scratching a car, I will certainly act rather violent. And if you had scratched my car right in front of me while threatening me with a hatchet I would have decked your dumb face.

>criticizing something makes you a jerk
If that balding sissy can't handle criticism, maybe he should paint in private.

>Nerd X Jock
(Nerd pounding Jock)
Stalker is based with patrician tastes

Saying you hate something isn't criticism though

yeah this is good it has all degenerate types, if you are siding or venerating with any (including nerd) then you arent enjoying the comic and you have mental problem

>Jotaro is a chad with the heart of an uberchad
Jotaro is a fucking dork that tries really hard to come off as badass. He practices clever lines in between thinking about dolphins and his idea of rebelling is locking himself in prison to (gasp!) read manga and listen to the radio.

ahahaha see it is a reversal of the expected dynamic between those two stock characters
what a groundbreakingly ribald take on our modern society, this artist is clearly a modern iconoclast

>oh man, i've got 50 dicks in front of me and i can only fit 49 in my mouth mmm dicks yum yum

you can have wholesomeness with modern characters in similar plot lines without iconoclasm but where's the fun in that.

hell, it wasn't even rebelling, he legit was concerned about the well-being of the people around him if star platinum started attacking people

I'm sorry that I don't find this lukewarm reheating of tired and mostly no-longer-valid stereotypes as entertaining as you do.

because of the butt plug that you can't get out?

No man, I'm sorry. It's honestly bumming me out that you are so tormented by life to turn out like this

I literally just don't like a comic that you like, get over yourself

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Your faux pity is more pathetic than his genuine distaste could ever be

Is this toxic masculinity? It sure sounds like that.

jotaro is an autist

So leaf
Shoo. Scram.

>penis penis slurp

reminds me of when /fit/ and Yea Forums got merged and everyone really got a long and started helping each other

>tfw ran out of class in first grade and had to be caught by the security guard halfway down the block
>put in "special class" for the rest of elementary school
>one of only three, at most, white kids at any given time
>invited a few of the black kids to my birthday party one year
>none showed up, but my friends from my first half year of normal class did
At least the teachers were all great guys.

What? How high do you think the water is? How long are your balls?

>wears a chef's hat over his backwards cap
somehow that makes it 2x better

Noice

She's based off of my mom.

It's the same as saying "I like nothing about this".