I am Homestar, and this is a thread!

I got a hot jones with your name on it if you let me sneak in through your window to play it

still regret not getting the consummate tier board
youtube.com/watch?v=G0OgC3YlZy0

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>tappo tappo tippo... flippo!

Fuck, my sides

nice try user

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never ending sodaaaaaa aaaa aaa aaah

I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure.

I got the same tier. Goddamn I wish I got the beefy tier.

thehardtimes.net/harddrive/wikileaks-reveals-thousands-of-unseen-strong-bad-emails/

Everyone read the news?

>Stwongbad, wook at my weebsite!
>Um, don't you mean "website"
>No no, weebsite! Wook, I'm a modewator!
>Homestar, you aren't even doing anything! The crap-posts are overflowing the board, like a whatsit pile into KoT's bedroom!
>Yeah, I'm pwetty much the best modewator ever

Flash dying doesn't mean it's actually dying and everything flash on the internet is going to explode.

It's just not going to be supported by Adobe anymore. It'll still work, and websites will still be able to host flash content.

>And when Flash is truly dead
I don't understand this weird 'flash is dying' meme. Software to play flash files isn't going anywhere and frankly there'll never be a decent browser unable to play flash files ever. The second a browser decides to outlaw flash an extension will be made to reenable it. Flash can't just die.

where do i even start with homestar?
it's always been on my to-view list but i'm a lazy fuck

the more inconvenient you make it, the less relevant the medium will become.
you can emulate Commodore Amiga animation files on your current PC with ease, but it's not something that can reach a general audience anymore. Granted, by that standard Flash has been dead or dying for a long time now.

You could've gotten a crappy car with that money.

You start in a college dorm in 2002. Without those exact conditions I cannot imagine that shit would be interesting or funny.

Where my Cranjegg mains @ ?

Okay Yea Forumsmrades, list your favorite SBemail or toon quote. Starting with the classic.
>LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUUUUUUMP

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Like this one.

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>In the game, you wouldn't control me. Cause you CAN'T CONTROL *ME*!

BECAUSE ITS MIDNITE

I'm gonna be online later playin' an M M O R P G, if you wanna join my GUILD!

Homestarrunner dot net. It's dot com.

No probalo, for its ease of everyday use.

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Please tell me I didn't kill a thread again.

disturbingly free of images

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>zoomer

Oh shit.

Browser support for it is going to fade fast, though. It's not a well-regarded interface.

Chrome already has a warning that it's set to terminate next year.

mai waifu

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Wow, she's looking pretty hotlgy today.

She's like... a teen.

Shit I forgot

I mean people still use Ham Radios.

mai waifu

>picture for ants so she won't mess around with other guys

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Thang ding.

>AaaAAaaAAAhm forEVer YORe GURL!

I did, the meepels are the best

No prablamo.
Good efening
Cool cool depressing cool.

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WE'RE GOING

TO THE MOOOOON

Have a reaction image I made once

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> I can do it, I can do it 9 times

Computer Over? Virus Equals Very Yes?

>T E R T I A R Y

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YAY

That's not a good prize!

I want to have every HR cartoon downloaded in my computer. What do I have to do? Is there like a torrent or something somewheres?

RG daki? Good shit

>Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

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>It was Biscuitdoughhandsman! I knew it!

Wish I got the Homestar meeples and the pins, but I was low on cash when the surveys went out

they made two million on the board game so I wouldn't be surprised if they do it. Still waiting on them to figure out a patreon, I've never wanted to support one before but I like them enough to kick in 5 bucks a month

>Lets do this like brutus

MAKE FRIENDS WITH KERREK

There’s no such thing as mysterious

I’LL KILL YOU, I’LL KILL ALL OF YOUR DOGS

>Go to local Renaissance Faire
>brown cloak, hood, golden Trogdor medallion
>walk up to the beer stand
>older bearded guy handing out tokens
>"Excuse me, where do you think you're going?"
>Go to hand him my ID
>"You don't SMELL like a peasant. You're not on FIRE like a peasant..."
>"Ah, but I AM dressed like a peasant."
>"That is true, you may pass."
Was fucking shocked how many people recognized it desu. For some it was like I reawakened something in them that had lied dormant since the mid 2000's.

Homestar references lie in the DNA evidence of us all.

I can predict the future:
It's not worth it. YouTube doesn't want content like Homestar and won't really promote it.

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ENOUGH.

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>tfw I legitimately caught myself quoting "just ten more reps!" when last at the gym

Big talk for a guy who's favorite boat is the Lusitania

Hope they convert peasant's quest to html; I wanna replay that but not enough to install flash.

I wish I grew up watching this instead of finding it like last year.

Oh my. This brings back memories

I'm saaaad that I'm flying.

I heard you guys were having some serious regular pie in this thread.

"Not a pime cone"

Did somebody say 'pimecone'?

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>yeah, SHAPED like there's a bite taken out of it.

Yeah, that's what I said. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

Yeaaaah, SHA-P-DUH, like there's a bite taken out it.

I don' see nobody takin' me to Chick-fil-a.

>the family might/could
I don't know what it is about that particular line but it slays me.

Every time the brothers would reference those stupid snack cakes I'd smile
youtube.com/watch?v=eNm6k0EK5Y4

>Yes?! VERY YES!
I say this way too often

>at least 3 instances of the word "negro"
it was a different time

I DON’T LIKE FOOD ANYMORE

>Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecaaaaakes!
>And those people go to prison!
>Just ask The Cheat!
Meh!

CorrectmeifImwrongbutareyouaskingfora CHALLEEEEENGE!?

Yessir. Yessir, I am.

MAKiNG OUT

I'm MAD that I'm flying!

All hail Mr. Poofers

MIFFA MIFFA MEEKA MOO!

next week on Saturday Morning Starcade

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Its cancellation was tragic. How will we ever know if they take Ye Flask?

You'll just have to sit there and imagine why they can't get Ye Flask.

Don't touch my severance package!

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tfw no homsar gf

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Altogether now...
>This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable.

>We don't use the term "Skin Flesh". The color you're looking for is "Dermal Discoveries".
>What's that scramble?! What about Lipstick Red?
>No, no, no. Too gender-specific. We use "Crimson Suggestion".
>Well, how 'bout Hairspray Blond?
>"Vague Pigmentation"!
>Leather Black?
>We just call that "Blue".

the thing is, each new " " "update" " " to flash, and to each browser, makes it run worse and worse. I want to watch the original videos so I can still click easter eggs, but I find myself going to youtube to get a decent framerate

there's a page on the wiki with every toon in chronological order. do it.
yes, the early ones aren't as funny, but they go by really quickly, and there's references to them later.

Time to get a little... spice o' life.
youtube.com/watch?v=f4Bq42UdpAU

>I have more than two prablems.

That must have felt GOOD.

>"'Life Blossoms?!' Marzipan, what kinda cult are you running here?"
>"Eh, pretty standard one."

>Thy Dungeonman Cartoon will teach your little booklearner:
>Parsing
>Old-timey word spell
>And how to go Dennis

ah, the days when you could say that without it being #problematic

Word booty!

my hippie-ass sister laughs her ass off at everything Marzipan does, especially the faux-ducken

>Celebrating [112] Glorious Posts of Nunchucking Snowmen

>AaA, hey Marzipa-yan! It's Homsar! I was just calling you because, for some reason, I seem to be more articulate on the phone! I hate to hang up, knowin' as soon as I do, I'll be back to "AaAaAah, you're a pork rind's president!" Or maybe like, "DaAaAon't get chipsy with the chalk sauce!" Y— you know the kind of garbage that I spout! Anyways, gimme a holler if you ever wanna have a constructive conversation. OoOoOokay, bye-dee-bye!
all of my feels

>Computer over? Virus equals very yes?? This is not a good prize!

Oooh... covered bridges...

Dear Stong Buh
how do you box with boxing gloves on?
Sincerely, user

Ah yes, a modestly hot girl, to get me through the hard times. You know the kind that are only sorta hot, so they don't mess around with other guys.

especially when you remember that Homsar is like that cause Strong Bad dropped a Heavy Lourde on him

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Too many TGS ones, but my favorites are probably
>I miss Videogames
>I miss my mom
>I miss videogames
or
>It's my house! It's 100 bathrooms! Shut it off!

Classic.

>Today is alllriight for toniIIight!
>No probalo
>Ah, I sometimes get tired of that
>Crap for crap
>Compy/Lappy
I make the King of Town eating noises whenever I have to mime eating
And Strong Bad's little "Hroup!" exertion noise

What if Homsar is actually speaking clearly all the time, and it only sounds gibberish because of his accident, but speaking through the phone "unscrambles" it?

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Is that a Witch's Brue behind him, user

>I can't believe I bounced!
Twenty years in and they still make me ugly laugh.

Don't forget to do your part and archive whatever SWFs that you can before they finally kill support for Flash in all major browsers in 2020:
newgrounds.com/wiki/creator-resources/flash-resources/swivel

>Santaman is a blademan!
>He's comin' for you, to cut ya in two!

Do you need flash installed to use swivel?

Nope. It's a tool that takes SWF files and allows you to render them in a standardized video format, like AVI and MP4. You only need the original SWF and the rest should be fine; naturally, Newgrounds offers documentation.

fuck that noise, save the swfs. you need the easter eggs.

You can do that too. It should be possible to set up Swivel to allow you to manually record SWFs from a separate window so that you can interact with them natively.

How does it work with more interactive flashes?

i love her so much

You can play trogdor on your phone browser.
homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas-m/index.html

>each new " " "update" " " to flash, and to each browser, makes it run worse and worse.
Oh? I didn't know Flash even was still being updated, I thought that's why it was considered dying. I'm using the same version I used 10 years or so ago and I thought it was the latest.

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I had the same issue, but I haven't had that issue since I installed the homestar all-in-one extension chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb?hl=en

beefy-tier reporting in: shit is cash.

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>prepare to experience the fury of
>a bit rock thats going to fall on us
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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holy shit

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wit
MARZEEPAN

Brüe

>ARROWED!!

>KIDS DON'T PLAY WITH, 2 MANY KNIVES
>AWW CRACK STUNTMAN GONNA SAVE SOME LIVES

Hardybardy

You have no special skills, at all.

(But he can draw an extra action card to choose from cuz we feel sorry for him, he tries really hard)

And then I'll be all like, "And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Oh... Oh yeah...

Why hello there, Ugly One! You're looking very makey outey tonight!

Let's sing a song about Penzoil!

>"Stwong Bad, I hafta level wit' you... that was da worst $3,000 I evah spent."

No probalo is outright part of my vocabulary.

>"Gutyoulikesheep!"

the beefy board is so huge and unwieldy
i feel like i could rob a bank with it

>What time is it?
>IT'S VALENTIMES! (Tines!)
>What time is it?
>IT'S VALENTIMES! (Tines!)
>What we gonna get?
>SEVERAL BOYS!
>How we gonna get em'?

Yeah, yeah, and The Cheat comes in on his keyboard like:
>BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP

>Uhhhhh... Fake U.N. medals?
>Wearing unflattering clothing?
>Voodoo? Is it voodoo? VOODOO!

Now your sporkin' MY language!

I’ll visit you in the convent or library someday.

>The Kerrek says he has enough friends. That and he doesn't like your short short pants.

>Bubs: "That's ignorant, mean, and only mostly true!"

It's the one quote that I still use constantly.

>It comes in at a very portable 40 pounds

>And has a battery life equal to one half of ten minutes

I think you mean corn chips

>are you sure this won’t emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?

>tfw first started watching Homestar when I was in 6th grade
>watched it religiously with my best friend at the time until around sophomore year
>had a huge falling out with him and didn’t watch any Homestar for years afterwards
>still haven’t talked to him since high school but I got back into Homestar just a few months ago
>turning 27 in a few months and now I just yearn for being in middle school again with my best friend watching Homestar

I once used “nigh on to fifty bucks” in a post without even remembering it was a Strong Bad quote.

Go butt-pat children somewhere else, you disgusting pedophiliac hasbeen.

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Just talk to him, faggot. High school is bullshit and he probably knows it too.

What the fuck is that one from?! I don't think I've seen something that disturbing before.

youtube.com/watch?v=UpelIgwoUKw

The curse is real.
I need to exert actual real effort and thought to catch myself and not say it like that now.

>Now entering the game for Team Kneepads, Number 34, Reggie Toupee!

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>legitimate business.

Stave it off, 123
and now you can count to 3

>IM A WEBSITE!

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I still do the escalating shriek-laugh with my brother sometimes.

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I don’t even care about the shit that happened in high school anymore. It’s more or less that we’re two totally different people now and talking to him now would amount to nothing more than small talk. I just have fond memories and Homestar and my friendship with him in middle school. Doesn’t mean I want to pursue a friendship with the guy now, faggot