Totally Minnie

That's actually the Silver Celebration at Paris, for their 25th.

it seemed to me that they were always trying to walk a line with Minnie: attractive in-universe, but completely sterile to the 3DPD audience. it looks like with some of these, they're actually trying to get humans to ogle her.

I think even when they put her in the green bikini, they gave her this shawl so they could avoid unambiguously declaring "she has tits but just for this one scene" or "she has no tits, what idiot put her in a bikini"

forgot the pic I saved.

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YOU'RE NOT WORTHY, SKOLNIK

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No
We didnt dress like that. We'd call him a faggot and beat the shit outta him.

Plaid suits I think are an artifact of the 70s, and so in the 80s were the mark of being tragically unhip.

holy shit. i don't know what was in style in the '00s. did I skip over it or am I doing it by accident and now I look like the 2019 equivalent of that guy?

i better hit or something ... ?

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Ok but did anyone actually watch all 40 minutes of this? Did Minnie teach you how to be hip?

Yeah I’m a total chad now
Thanks Minnie

>expecting anything less than ridiculous
>from the 1980s wardrobe department
youtube.com/watch?v=q4FH5ijZ3iM

It looks weird to see an anthro female trying to kiss a human dude and did it need to be MINNIE? It's never the hot ones.

That's a weirdly masculine Mickey.

You will never steal Minnie from Mickey

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>no art of Mickey getting cucked

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>Shawl
It was supposed to be a Hawaiian vacation. That's a lei.

>one art of Mickey getting cucked

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>Hoo boy I sure love being a cuck!
>GAWRSH shut up Mickey, we're tryin' to talk about the new Spider-Man movie! Ahyuck

>20:48
>you look at my girl like that again, I'll make your country leave the EU

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>no art of Mickey getting cucked
>one art of Mickey much happier in his new thrupple

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>21:30
>one art of Elton John getting cucked

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>last 2 minutes
Thighmaster gets cucked by the very chad she created. This is her job now, every day for eight hours, from this day until the institute shut its doors in 2001.

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Kinda surprising if Disney never releases it in better quality, like in Disney+ or something.

>better quality
pretty sure that this is in the realm of the Star Wars Holiday Special -- it was produced for TV, likely on video tape instead of film, so best case scenario is a high-quality master tape exists somewhere.

The only parts on film were the old cartoon clips; it'd be a lot of trouble to re-edit them in to have a few HD parts.

is she doing Caramelldansen as she walks out of frame at 42:45?

Wow that fibo

I'm fond of the Mickey edit

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Haha! Stop starin' at mah weiner, fellahs!

were you the guy when he found out that small women usually play Mickey at parks?

>how would Minnie and her expert staff adapt these techniques to 2019?
"Huh-huh, have sex!"
"Go see Captain Marvel 2 in theaters now!"

Lol gottem

>Minnie just straight up calling out that that animation is expensive.

Aaahaha.

>That one copypasta about Donald fucking Minnie behind Mickey’s back

yeah, animation is expensive, it's also the art form that put your whole fucking monopoly on the map.

"muh but it was the 1980s and Disney didn't have much money around then" bullshit you got that 1978 copyright law you lobbied for. probably just hiding money in the tropics or some shit. Reagan was President and my broke-ass family was paying an extra $10/month for your shitty TV channel full of re-edited-together films from before my parents were born. You owe me 24 frames per second of crisp and well-shaded animation, drawn by well-represented union animators.

You didn't give us that. You kept that money and bought Fox with it 20 years later.

And people wonder why the zoomers are turning to socialism. This shit ain't paying off.

>That background
>Max Headroom homage.

You got my attention.

Someone make a webm of the Max Headroom ref

2019: "cool reference
1988: holy shit, they have 16 color televisions all set up to make one big television. this is the coolest thing that will ever exist.

also what the hell were Pluto and that girl doing at the drive-in simulator

Good.

>cant fap to minnie because is just mickey in drag
>cum buckets to daisy weekly

>can't fap to Minnie
How exactly does one acquire such pleb taste?

i am so sorry that sexual dimorphism between 1920s inkblots is inadequate for your fapping needs.

that didn't change much when the duck characters were introduced... clearly the thing you find superior about Daisy is her sadism

>He doesn't want to fap to Mickey let alone Minnie

Daisy's the better girl. Though Clara will hold a special place in my heart forever.

>Clara
careful

Daisy opens up her own competing institute

wave of suicides results

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That was awesome thanks!

There is nothing wrong with nostalgia marketing

"Oh, Mickey, I knew you'd understand! It's not that I don't love you, but your tiny little mouse cock just isn't enough to satisfy me the way he does!"

"Gosh! Don't worry, pal, I'll make sure to take good care of her for you, hyuck!"

underrated.

there were a lot of 1930s ones that were just "mickey or minnie playing a piano" for like a full third of it. even the ones where the whole city block gets destroyed by the end of it.

Two things missing from the new shorts: Clarabelle and pianos.

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I love drive in movie nostalgia. What I'd give to live in the 50s & 80s.

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better Goofy than Mortimer

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better Goofy OR Mortimer than Pete.

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I meant the chicken Clara, not clariabelle.

Maybe you secretly want to fuck Donald?

>electro 808 beats

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>"Do you embarrass yourself acting like a nerd?"

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STOP

What is the purpose of this special.

I suppose to show that Minnie is open to dating human men? Most anthro girls don't do that.

It would probably just be a thing trying to get kids to stop being on their phones all the time.

If it was targeted at adults then it might as well have a segment on proper hygiene.

To combat nerdiness

>purpose
To reintroduce Minnie as a brand to the television viewers of the 1980s.

I'm sure that they did a focus group and people said they thought she was square. So they demonstrated her non-squareness by means of having her jerk Elton John around.

Who the fuck doesn’t

Is Minnie Mouse Elton John’s fag hag?
I’d watch a continuation of that special where they hang out together and give each other fashion tips and he convinces her to peg Mickey

>peg Mickey
Ha. I remember THAT comic.

Well just remember to not fuck WITH him

The guys is being presented as an oudated and unhip nerd. What do you think?

was it autism?

>Maybe you secretly want to fuck Donald?

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Elaborate

I have the weirdest boner right now.

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flexin on minnie, living the dream

No. Only barber shop quartets dressed up in plaid and Elton John.

The 80s was good for me in South Carolina. I don't think you're missing too much. For every cool thing (Hulkimania was pretty big in the south and PATRIOTISM of the 80s) of the previous decades, there's like at least 5 drawbacks. Example Land Lines for any communication. Waiting for magazines to be published to get news on your favorite hobbies. Looking forward to 2020s. No GPS, you need to use a map and write down specific and concrete instructions to get anywhere. Video games are archanic. Comics stores not anywhere near you and your selection is limited to the local grocery store or 7/11.

Enjoy the present. You'll look back at it fondly in the end.

>Comics stores not anywhere near you and your selection is limited to the local grocery store or 7/11.
what do you even buy in comic stores in the CURRENT YEAR

Pure sex

I live now in CA, they still have like 3 comic book stores in my county.

I buy maybe 4 books a year (usually wait for graphic novels) and buy 1 or 2 items of comic merchandise from them. It's a local business and I've known the owners for over a decade. I usually drop by on to wish one of the store owners a happy birthday since we were born on the same day.

I read more comics from Yea Forums than from the store, but I also almost all purchases from finding great stuff from this message board.

Cheers guys.

Pretty sure it was by Twisted Terra. It was in the House of Mouse setting and drawn in black and white. There's not a whole lot to describe other than that Minnie gets frustrated with Mickey and pegs him.

>gives guy excessive makeover and then tells him to just be himself

Really sending mixed messages, huh?

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I think the idea was to be himself personality-wise, not fashion-wise. Still not a great message, but what are you gonna do?

I feel like im covered in dust just watching this. I used to have this on VHS, but it got lost or destroyed during a move. Now I can have it in MP4 format and feel even older as well as tragically unhip.

Just saying, not a whole lot of stuff coming out worth reading and buying nowadays. Which is pretty sad.

fuck. "Be Yourself". This was the bane of my existence in high school and college. Every time I heard it I wanted to flip the table and say "oh great fucking insight, who do you think I was trying to be, Napoleon?" In the end the thing that got me laid was getting three dates on the same weekend – two cancelled. The thing that would have gotten me laid before I was 25 was a normie friend who was willing to actually spend time with me in public, pointing out which women are approachable, to watch how I behave and correct me, maybe even to play wingman and talk me up a bit. Most of my advice was delivered on the Internet from nerdy friends who'd never met me. And thanks to social media, now even your IRL friends think they can just type advice into a Facebook comment like it's a fucking text adventure.

>Get ye girl
You can't get ye girl.
Friends, schmends. For sooth!

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indeed if you mean "put your best foot forward" then say that instead.

Walt himself had a carefully curated public image; didn't want people to know he smoked and drank. In publicity photos he'd have the cigarette airbrushed out of his hand. you could tell which ones because they forgot to remove the smoke.

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i do mean it, 2010s normies are as fucked as 1990s nerds, because society has made 1990s nerd behavior normal -- to retreat into the Internet and stew in your own juices, to not spend time face-to-face with people, to spend money achieving feats so that you can share photos of yourself looking vaguely cool, for all the good it'll do. Even dating apps are mainstream.

There's this guy on pixiv, known by drawing mostly Minnie cucking Mickey.
Sadly he put the good stuff behind a paywall there.

there's another guy whose whole thing seems to be "Minnie raped by fat ugly Mexicans" and even puts Spanish text below every pic so you know they're Mexican.

I have to filter him out, not just because I prefer my Minnie a little more wholesome, but because it makes me think of all the chuds looking at these pictures and edging themselves into a frustrated ascetic froth while screaming "this is why we're building the WALL!"

user, that's the guy I'm talking about.
He's literally the only guy drawing cheating/cuck pics with Minnie over there.

I understand the first reason to filter him out but honestly, the last one sounds retarded if true.
Using mexicans may be weird, but for me it makes no difference in the end. I'm not into race play of any kind so I don't even pay attention to it, except for the cheating part.

"Be yourself" is not inherently bad advice if you're looking for something serious, just incomplete. After all, you don't want to present a complete facade right off the bat. Of course this only assumes you observe social norms and aren't a complete sperg, in which case you're going to need to train yourself to talk to people.

Though if you just want to get your dick wet that advice doesn't apply and you might as well lie as much as you want.

>Using mexicans may be weird, but for me it makes no difference in the end.
It probably makes no difference to you when you're jerking off, maybe, but while that's happening, there's a little neural connection between "Mexican" and whatever he's doing, in your head... who knows when that connection will affect your behavior? your choice of friends? your attitude towards your neighbors? your vote?

cuckold porn a niche that hardly ever came up, until about 10 years ago, now just go to PornHub on a fresh computer with no cookies on it and there's a "BLACKED!!" video on the front page. not sure if it's correlation or causation, but boy the word "cuck" sure has enjoyed popularity among white supremacists.

when I see shit like that, I get the feeling that someone's trying to program me.

Sorry, but do you boys have...feathers?

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>to have Daisy as a best friend
omg

the "do-it-yourself" article teaches one to tie a bow? i don't know if I've ever seen a bow that wasn't pre-tied and just attached to a hair clip or something. i wonder if women actually did used to wear their hair tied up with a decorative bow, or whether it was just something lazy cartoonists did to gender-code characters, and future generations just walked into Walgreen's and said "can I get a bow like Ms Pac-Man wears?"

Feathers you say?

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>Minnie raped by fat ugly Mexicans
That’s oddly...specific

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Lol, nice

it's bump limit time, nice seeing everyone.

write your greentext Totally Minnie sequel ideas for the next one of these threads, will probably be a while

I REMEMBER THIS! I remember our dad recorded this for us when we were kids cause we ate up cartoon shit!