Horrorverse Thread

Chef Freddy has cooked up a delightful treat for us this evening. Help yourselves.

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>tfw I'm an adult and therefore immune to Freddy Kreuger
*grabs snacks*
mm yummy
tastes like how mommy used to make them

Uh, I ordered the fish and chips, not the dead teenager platter.

Target sighted. Preparing to neutralize.

>implying
He just likes teenager booty more. It has a crunch to it.

We're all out of fish and chips. But we have our "Slasher Surprise" if you would wish to substitute.

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Looks good

You'll need more than that to take out Freddy, robofucker.

Hmm. That’s wrong tho user, in the first one he kills Nancy’a mom, seemingly twice, 2 he kills the gay gym coach, in 3 he kills Nancy’s dad and Nancy who is an adult by this time, in 5 Alice was out of high school (hardly an adult tho), 6 he tries to kill the black doctor guy and his daughter, it’s also implied he strangled his wife. In the remake he kills Nancy’s mom, and in New Nightmare the Fred-entity only kills adults.

>robofucker
Explain.

>Little Nightmares II announced
>Control coming out in a week or two
>DbD/Stranger Things
>World of Horror coming out some time soon
Overall, looking pretty good for horror stuff.

Only robots use "neutralize", Skynet.

Clearly you’ve never worked at “the company”

Please don't eat the teenagers, user.

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>its not the Gingerdead Man
Dropped

>tfw it's real

Nobody sane would do that.

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Bump.

Wait, what? Are we talking about the same thing?

Honestly not sure. I was making a joke about the Belko Experiment.

I was talking about the CIA. Because spies use euphemisms all the time, at least in movies and stuff.
Like neutralize instead of kill.

>implying the CIA aren't robots in disguise

Well they aren’t in the movies and stuff I’m talking about.

Are they?

it's amazing how, no matter how bad a board is with off topic threads, Yea Forums will somehow manage to outdo them with something worse
even Yea Forums can have better horror dicussion because instead of trying to analyze the lore of who got freddy into sticking his glove into bumholes they can actually talk about the quality of horror movies, surprisingly
>stranger things
>good
lmao

...

You’re such a nerd.

user, everyone knows the CIA are soulless biodroids built with ruthless efficiency.

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They’re pretty ruthful

Kek.

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>biodroids
So they aren't robots in the modern sense.

Could they stop C'thulu?

>Freddy jumps into C'thulhus dreams
>gets trapped forever in a hellscape beyond his imaginings

Ironic.

The only one who could *maybe* pull it off is Pinhead, and that's only if he's unbound from Hell's rules.

I'd laugh as Freddy gets stuck in non-euclidean terrorscapes.

A fitting punishment for him.

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