Meanwhile, at the All New Legion of Doom...
Meanwhile, at the All New Legion of Doom
Landon Diaz
Logan Ward
Why does the outside look like something batman designed?
Luthor did you dumpster dive in his trashcan and found some rejected designs?
Thomas Hughes
Considering Luthor steal just about everything from others, better people probably.
Nicholas Reed
This Legion sucks! I miss our old headquarters. It has all my drawings.
Gavin Peterson
What do you all think of our new girlfriend everyone?
Brandon Bailey
You whent from toph, to some lame looking blue girl?
Angel Bennett
With how often it gets destroyed we’re lucky to have anything at all
Is she blue? Wait is that a kid!
Thomas Smith
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Inferior evil beings! I, ZIIIIIMMM!!! Blew up the original Legion of Doom!
Ignore that Blue whore! She is part of an inferior race of conquerors!
Jonathan Gonzalez
Does anyone else pay the subscription, or was I tricked. I still need money for my trip to, ugh Florida
Evan Edwards
How the fuck does a Lion have money?
Nolan Davis
How is a wad of meat sentient
Cooper Collins
How about you shut up before me and you got problems?
Chase Ward
Relax darling, perhaps we can go on a trip together
Bentley Gonzalez
Julian Hill
Fuck you, Sinister. I think it looks great.
Besides, it's not like you have much room to say what looks good and what doesn't. What the hell is up with your cape made of streamers? You look like an emo pom-pom.
Joseph Wood
Sinister is just an inferior Apocalypse! And Apocalypse is the closest to useful pitifully Hyoomans will EVER Abe!
How does a lion fail at murdering a child?!
Zachary Perez
one wwould say the same about your kind.
Isaiah Scott
Calm down buddy no need to yell... wait are you in a toilet?
Is the talking lion really complaining about what does and doesn’t make sense?
Fish man you’re back! Ever get that lisp looked at?
Bentley Sanders
fuck you. it isn't wweird for someone like me to havve.
Ryan Adams
FUCK YOU I SENT MY FUCKING MINIONS TO DO THE WORK THEY JUST FAILED
I WAS TRYING TO PROVE A POINT, I JUST WANT MY TRIP TO GODDAMN SHITTY FLORIDA
Carson King
How much do you need anyway?
Hunter Roberts
Just uh... putting a question out there... who else wants to just hold down and FUCK Batman?
Leo Perez
That bidet is Inna weird spot, but damn, is my ass clean
Leo Hall
$200
James King
BAH! The mighty Irken Race has conquered COUNTLESS planets in it's existence! Gems haven't even conquered 100 planets!
The Legion tried to keep me out! But ZIM finds a way!
A TRUE villain would do the job themselves to make SURE they succeeded! Who needs minions you can't mind control anyway?!
And if you want to go to Flo-red-duh, Luthor has plenty of credit cards lying around the place! Help yourself!
Ian Ross
Oh is that all? Why don’t you come with me into the bathroom, do me a favor, and you’ll get paid.
Caleb Fisher
Sure thing
Nathaniel Cooper
GIR, get the weapons....
John Nelson
EEEY! Where the wight women at?!
Luke Wilson
NO, HE DESERVES TO BE MAULED
Benjamin Diaz
Well that was fun. Here’s your money , you slutty Lion.
Cameron Hall
Do not encourage the lion
You sure? Something seems.... fishy
Isn’t your nemesis a twelve year old boy?
Austin Collins
That new design is pretty meh, to me. I miss the old headquarters.
Jackson Morris
Hey just a heads up, scar slipped on a bar of and broke his neck so yeah he's dead now
Michael Collins
I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG COCK OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA, AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND I REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE!
I WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG,
YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE. I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU; IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGAS!
THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT; IT IS LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD!
HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL FUCK THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON ITS SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON!
DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DELETERIOUS DOUBLE NIGGER!
YOU HAVE TWENTY THRRRREE HOURS BEFORE THE MICRRRODRRROPLETS RAIN UPON YOU! NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT, BEFORE I DEMOTE YOU TOO!
Elijah Bell
Cool!
Anthony Roberts
Gee golly, is this really what villains do in their off time?
Ryder Diaz
Why do we keep letting Eggman in here?
Thomas Stewart
oh ha ha ha. i sea. vvery fuckin' funny there! as if i havve not heard before!
i wwould agree the gemkind are complete incompetent at their galactic conquest. but still say that an irken empire taking over planets for trivvial things such as making one into a parking garage is load of hoofbeast's waste
Jackson Cook
This new headquarters sucks!
Matthew Gray
weird; i thought it was your little robot that did it. you were just laughing maniacally with the little moose and yelling something about a robot bee
Jaxon Reyes
SHUT UP FAGGOT!!!
The Big-Headed-Dib boy is only alive because his antics in preventing the inevitable fall of his species are entertaining!
He gets in through the toilet! It makes sneaking in here for me so much harder though!
YOU SIMPLY LACK THE HIGH INTELIGENCE OF MY PEOPLE TROLL MAGGOT!!!
NO U!!!!!!
Elijah Wood
Which one of you losers misplaced my membership card? i mean, it's OBVIOUS im part of the new league, but i never recieved it
Kayden Cruz
ZIM needs no membership! ZIM comes and goes as he pleases! Unlike you!
Michael Clark
because going in a straight line to blast planets is truly a genius wway to go about it. just in case if you are stupid, that wwas sarcasm!
Easton Sanchez
Don't sweat it, that was just a scam that my father in law fell for
Parker Parker
>turning
>ever
Imagine being this stupid.
Jack Cruz
Nice! i see everyone's still a scumbag here, as should be. You decided if you're gonna conquer or burn that savannah yet? i've got some great ideas for a fast-food chain called "Gazelle Madmoizelle"
Christian Wright
Is he going to make a habbit out of it like darkseid? old rock face keeps falling down stairs and breaking his neck
Blake Torres
You’re a fool.
Ayden Price
Nah he just wants to fuck his girlfriend like a fag
Luke Rodriguez
Share some of that whisky, tiny destroyer
Jaxon Foster
You are just jealous that you lack a body to even wear clothes!
I thought you snuck in by hiding in eggmans or is it robotnik? asscrack
Cameron Cruz
Oh, sorry meatsphere. it's, uhh.. it's a vegetarian restaurant! we gonna serve.. uhh.. Onions-milk based ice cream!
Jack Adams
Bitch I ate five meat-lover pizzas yesterday. And you ain’t never gonna be a business with that gay ass name. It gonna ruin our reputation. And that’s whack.
Jack Thompson
YOU LOOK TASTY! I WILL EAT YOU!!!!
Lucas Sullivan
Oops. Finger slipped.
Carter Diaz
No need to be koi with me. I think we could be friends!
For being an all powerful god he couldn’t seem to keep from getting critically injured
We call are selves vegetarian but put meat in everything! Now that’s a plan
And because you can’t
Josiah Gray
No, I came in after he started going through the pipes! He takes fucking forever!
Really Meatwad? First that Yea Forums tourist and now Bane?! At least Baneposing is gone forever now!
Justin Sullivan
oh yeah? well, what's YOUR business idea? i bet you're not even on the top 10 contributor's list for the Secure Consolidated Aportations for Malevolence. Heh, to think there's idiots here that didn't invest in their SCAM wallet
Sebastian Cruz
DO NOT SPEAK OF THE BEE!
Christian Jenkins
It’s not my fault. It’s all them violence on tv.
Luis Myers
HELLO IM BACK BUB
Austin Bell
Last week I was watching this show about superheroes on our stolen Amazon account. All we gotta do is say we’re heroes, get a company to sponsor us, and we can do all kind of shit and never get in trouble.
Kayden Bailey
wwhy wwould i be evver friends with some blocky sentient being
Jack Roberts
dude is so old he probaly can't see very well.
it's why superman Always laughs about darkseid and tells jokes about him.
Xavier Adams
Ah look my ass scratcher is back!
Julian Cruz
I HAVE A GUNDAM BUB YOURE ALL FUCKED
Luke Gutierrez
WHO TF ARE YA ?
Brandon Martin
>*Raises hand*
Wait which Batman?
Alexander Allen
It’s Meatazord Time!
Cooper Evans
Hah, that's so bad! it would never.. wait, meatsphere, you just gave me an idea!
What if we pretend to be heroes, get a company to sponsor us, and then unleash chaos upon the city while heroes can't do anything about it!
I'm so smart
Jack Davis
(I'm actually so smart i forgot my image)
Angel Taylor
BRING IT ON BUB
Tyler Ross
Uh hey question, I know you guys do things differently than most legions but why was there a decaying lion corpse in drag just lying on the bathroom floor, also I came to laugh at you people
Jordan Reed
Good plan.
How is that different from what I said?
I need MegaMeatzord power. Now!
Gabriel Jackson
The one true Batman!
They may not be good villains but they are good friends
Good to see a fellow hero here Mr. Mister
Robert Wood
Don't try and take credit from my plan, meatsphere! now, let's go get that license!
Liam Roberts
Did I hear a giant robot fight?
Wyatt Moore
Oooo can I pilot one?
Asher Long
I heard Zim is here, where is he?
Ryan Watson
No.
Hunter Hall
do the giant robots even fit in here?
Ian Robinson
It is admittedly somewhat cramped
John Williams
I really don't want to go back to Sony, can I crash here? Thanks.
Gabriel Gomez
Sure. I have more than enough for everyone here.
Please destroy this base. It'll give us an excuse to get the old one back.
Cooper Lewis
Let me just get a few friends.
Daniel Hernandez
Giant robot to destroy the base? I CAN DO THAT!
Fit? I just kind of made my own door...
Carter Sullivan
Lady if you're looking to get fucked. There are better options here.
Hunter Ross
Let’s wreck this place
Lincoln Parker
IT'S OVER LEGION OF DOOM!
Surrender now before my faithful companion and I have to resort to more physical means of persuasion!
Oliver Gutierrez
Oh god, it's the Invisible Man!
Kayden Thompson
MY GUNDAM HAVE NEWTYPE AUTISM MAX BUB GET READY
Jackson Parker
HEY DIO YOURE GAY AND LAME FAG
Hunter Moore
smart idea, let the robots destroy this ugly building.
then we'll ask shredder or azula to design a better looking one
Cooper Morales
Alright gang, let’s crush this mess of a headquarters! Megazord Power Slash!
Jack Phillips
QUATTRO LETS DESTROY THIS PLACE BUB
Josiah Jenkins
NOT WITH MY SUPER DUPER COOL IZUCHAD NEWTYPE GUNDAM
Tyler Cruz
That's the plan, Lobo. Of course, knowing Lex he likely already has an even worse design in mind.
Noah Miller
I know! It should have flowers and a pool and be pink!
Isaiah Hughes
Hey, guys! I'm back from my vacation!
Jaxon Young
MEGAMEATRON FRENCH FLY BLAST
Robert Gray
Ahh... That was a great break... What's going on everyone?
I kind of like this new design desu. But destroy this one if you want. And I've seen some of Lex's designs. They are indeed worse.
You're gonna come back Mysterio, and you're gonna like it!
If I'm stuck with Sony then so must you!
Oliver Gonzalez
We’re destroying this ugly ass place. Well the Giant Robots are.
Liam Cook
NEWTYPE FLASH MEGABLAST
Carter Martinez
Unikitty no.
This new design is pretty damn boring. Doesn't really exemplify the Legion like the old one.
Jace Jackson
MECHAGODZILLA RAMPAGE
Juan Cruz
So after Ghidorah got Vaped by Godzilla this guy took his place?
Agree to disagree then little fairy.
Sebastian Edwards
It was a Minecraft thing yesterday. I don’t know who we hire to keep rebuilding the base but we need to end them
Where is my robot!
Wait aren’t you Zim? You look like him
Nolan Murphy
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT
DETONATING THE ON-SITE N-WORD WARHEAD
YOU HAVE 5 POSTS UNTIL THE ENTIRE HEADQUARTERS EXPLODES, KILLING EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T EVACUATE
Nathaniel Watson
Let’s go out for drinks to keep our alibis for insurance
Henry Martin
Any one wanna get into my robot, I already have a lion with down syndrome in here so don't expect a quiet ride
Benjamin Robinson
*wwalks out of Legion of Doom, far awway from the upcoming explosion*
Sebastian Peterson
Ummm me and Master Frown have things to do.... far away things
Ryder Phillips
Michael Cruz
Well, I'm not sticking around for this.
James Miller
Jackson Howard
Boy oh boy that sure was whacky, all right head count who didn't die horrible and who got on Char's magic mobile suit and lived
Logan Rivera
Nathan Flores
Alright we have a nigga noir anyone else?
Dominic Campbell
I’m here
Logan Gonzalez
Still alive.
Hudson Garcia
i am alivve as wwell
John Sullivan
Alright alright this is a healthy number, anybody else
Lucas Lee
Anybody else occasionally imagine their nemesis naked? Like just to wonder how big their dick is, not in a gay way or anything
Hudson Mitchell
Alive as we can be
All the time
Jack Thompson
it may or may not havve crossed my mind
if he had accepted my black feelings
Adrian Miller
Fucking Hell.... what happened during my absence?
Josiah Morales
Voltron came.
Jaxon Watson
What is going on here?! As a co member of the legion and shi no kyokai, I demand to know who this imposter is?!?
Christian Flores
Good. We need someone with dignity around here. Lex and Azula are more focused on trivial matters like Mr and Miss Yea Forums. Personally I am happy that we have a great mind duch as yourself here.
..... why would we ever want to think about that?
Yes. We know you are here Meatwad.
How is Marick doing?
Who brought a.... pony.... kitty.... thing.... here?
I thought this was a gathering of intellectual villains?
Who the fuck is that?!
Wait are you talking about a giant robot?
Here of all places?
Show me where it is located! Now!
Elijah Parker
Right here
Michael Green
And what in all the Good left in Altea is that suppose to be?!
He's handsome I'll give him that... but is he supposed to be me?!
James Myers
>*TV turns on*
>BREAKING NEWS
>A city wide fire is raging in New York City with ten's of thousands dead and over 400 hundred thousand and growing without food and shelter
>No one knows where or how the fire started, but some reports are blaming a mysterious woman who got into a fight with Spiderman, whom was injured in the confrontation.
>As of the moment, the fire is contained in New York City, but there's fear it'll spread into the neighboring cities if not stopped soon.
>This is Vikki Vale, reporting live in New York City.
>*TV turns off*
Henry Kelly
Lies, if I recall azula left to Antarctica, along with other legion members who were tired of all the chaos going on here, they are expected to return once the Yea Forumslympics starts in September.
Jeremiah Nelson
I’m Master Frown’s plus one and I can be just as evil and int... intell.... just as smart as anyone here!
Bentley Morales
Strange, I heard she left to find the Phoenix Force so she'd have more power to destroy Peni with, and to get away from the Legion for awhile.
Matthew King
>"It looks horrible Miss Vale. Now ont- wait something is coming out of the water! Is it Aqu"
>Static buzz
No it's me dumbass! Since when did Aquaman ride in a fucking evil looking ship? It's a wonder why the Justice League comes to save your ass. Hell it's a wonder why I am coming to save your ass. For you see, I am now going send the ocean to your fire.
>shoots Water to the fire via hydro canon and nearly floods the city instead.
There! Problem solved!
Now if you don't mind, I got a fire princess who needs a spanking. Because clearly she has never been disciplined in her life!!
>turns off broadcast.
>turns on broadcast.
And no F4G! That is not a sexual thing! So you can shut the fuck about that!
>Turns off broadcast.
Chase Flores
Well well, looks like the N-bomb got rid of most of the trash. Still, unlike some of the non-awesome members of this league, I get things done. And with I, i mean, I order you to do them
Now, we need a new HQ building! so we're gonna review the next 6 designs! bring them here IMMEDIATELY!
Luke Parker
Manta you fiend!
Tapping an underage girl's ass to try to get to my throne!
Asher Myers
Niggers.
Austin White
Julian Foster
Dammit it Manta, can't I have a little fun? Wait....Oh hell no, you're not going to do that! I'm not six years old! I'm a full grown wo....OW!!
Jonathan Phillips
I like this one.
Ryan Miller
Jayden Moore
Ummmm, is it just me, or is Manta being a father figure to Azula? Oh god, someone tell Aquaman that Manta is going to have a sidekick!
Carter Foster
It's been that way for a while Gene.
It's best not to meddle with whatever the fuck the villains are planning.
Aiden Jackson
Did we have to pick a swamp? I hate mosquitoes, I'm probably gonna get encephalitis
Angel Green
All of the higher ups or more competent members left for the Himalayas apparently like megatron.
Nathan Davis
exterminate EXTERMINATE!
Ah excellent so i'm not completely surrounded by meat sacks.
Anthony Reyes
Hello, my name is Blot. I like to stomp on humans.
Gavin Thompson
>—Beginning transmission——End Transmission—
Samuel Bailey
You insignificant humans! You dare call this a "Secret Society"? What kind of society makes its home in a SWAMP! I can turn off my olfactory processes and I still somehow can't get this accursed smell out of my memory banks!
Noah Sanders
OH hey it's the OTHER megatron from another dimension, unlike you, he went to the Himalayas, also who's ?
Leo Scott
wwhat the
...
Carson Garcia
Not bad but its no flying cocoon I mean what's your theme all good villains need a theme, Dr,Eggman uses eggs, Bowser and turtles Joker and circus I mean that's what I'm looking at is just one big black circus tent. If you guys were a circus theme villain group I could see that .working
Andrew Gutierrez
Why thank you Purple Elf person. It feels great to actually be acknowledged.
Go cry about your daddy Ultron.
Adrian Murphy
What was this all about?
........ sure........
Any idea what this is about? Does it have to do with the goat thing Airy is obsessed with?
Altean actually. But yes. I do acknowledge to be one of the most intelligent members in this dung heep of a villain gathering.
Thomas Campbell
Didn't I just say I was done with it?