Now that the dust is settled, and even the most hardcore johnsfag agree it was a huge failure, let's talk about how big of a failure this shit was and how Yea Forums theories didn't pan out:
>one of the joker's come from watchmen universe >the comedian isn't alive, it's just delusions
do you seriously think Snyder is being ironic with all his dumb shit?
Benjamin Perry
Isn't this now considered non-canon? Or is that just a meme spouted by /pol/
Samuel Richardson
Hes just trying too hard to be Morrison. I think he's aware of how dumb and over the top his concepts are, while Johns genuinely doesn't know the difference between EU and NATO.
Camden Martinez
I can't believe he'd do something as stupid as UV Lanterns if he was aware of how dumb it was
Nathaniel Torres
it's taken so goddamn long to come out that other writers are just moving forward as if it doesn't exist, because hamstringing your story for three years just because Johns is dragging his feet would be stupid
Ryan Hernandez
who and why is he together with alan moore?
Gavin Edwards
Honestly, I think the problem was that the book wasn't laid out properly and the delays killed interest quickly.
It REALLY feels like the first 10 issues should have happened in 4 max. It's going to be a miracle if the ending can be salvaged at this point.
It's really disappoint. DC should have had most of the script ready to go but it's obvious Johns did it issue by issue.
Elijah Moore
there were likely also rewrites, and Frank is slow.
Jaxon Reyes
Gary Frank is in my top 3 favorite artists, but bless him, he takes FOREVER
I had literally forgotten this was still happening.
Daniel Bailey
Have anyone ever stopped to consider what a stupid concept a Doomsday Clock is? At midnight the world is destroyed, wouldn't a countdown to zero need less explanation? Or a thermometer at boiling point, since that can be lowered? What's up with intellectuals and labored metaphors? It's like no one ever told them you don't explain a joke.
Matthew Clark
Wasn't Legion of Superheroes suppose to spawn from this but due to all the delays they just said fuck it and gave it to bendis
Hunter Campbell
I don't recall ANYONE saying ANYTHING like :"Oh my god, you guys, this is going to be AWESOME". There was a chorus of people gnashing their teeth in anticipation, though.
Aaron Thomas
That is writer Donny Cates (who has written some passable comics, but unfortunately can't get enough of the taste of Jason Aaron's cock) and the circumstances elude me.
I suspect that is either at Madame Tussauds or afterwards, Alan asked "Who was that nice young lad?".
Because symbolic and its a phrase on reaching a time set. Its like cowboy shootout at noon. I wonder that noone stumbled over the randomness the clock is. Some scientist defines when the clock moves. Its just a big pr thing. There are no parameter but emotions and perception of some scientists.
Camden Scott
Scientists are fags.
Juan Morris
Ok, thanks.
Elijah Hernandez
MODOK was right...
Ryder Miller
>Implying a liberal """"science"""" like psychology has argumental validity
Fucking lol.
Nathaniel Myers
Most scientists are professional idiots. They know their science but nothing else. Thats why most scientists dont see big pictures or have certain ethnics above their projects. The reason why we got a-bombs.
Samuel Brooks
Its good and you’re jaded.
Camden Scott
Actual brainlet.
Jaxon Hill
Why people still defend Cereal lord? The fucker didn't even finished his Shazam run
Asher Reyes
Why was Blake resurrected? What were the Mimes so prominent in the early issues? What's the role of OC Rorschach? What's the relation between the Joker and the Mimes? Why did Dr. Manhattan decided to reboot the DCU?
This all to be wrapped in just 2 issues.
Grayson Stewart
>Why was Blake resurrected? SJWs >What were the Mimes so prominent in the early issues? Push an SJW agenda >What's the role of OC Rorschach? To pass the mantle onto SJW Rorschach >What's the relation between the Joker and the Mimes? Equal Opportunity villiany ala SJWs >Why did Dr. Manhattan decided to reboot the DCU? It wasn't SJW enough
David Thomas
I expect half of all the answers to not even be addressed at all because Johns didn't know what the fuck he's doing and DC already moved on due to Frank taking forever DC will just quietly drop them, even if they promise to answer it in later books, similar to what they did to some Forever Evil/JL plots Johns had
Adam Lee
>This all to be wrapped in just 2 issues. It won't.
Gabriel Howard
The implication that we'll get anything approaching serviceable answers to these questions is laughable.
Colton Reyes
Don't forget Black Adam, Giganta and that freak guy attacking the ONU I think.
Alexander Phillips
>what is pax americana Both gaiman and morrison could had done it, but they have artistic integrity, even when they are media whores.
Sebastian Walker
Why are you bitching about/pol/? And no, its not, diddio said years ago, only good stories are canon and this isnt a good story
Chase Cook
so does that mean King Batman isn't canon
Ethan Morales
He only had the second issue scripted when 1 was published, even though he had an entire year since the end of darkseid war. He didnt do any prep work.
Aiden Garcia
I mean He seems fairly self aware about how dumb Jarro is
Jose Bennett
Darkseid War nothing, he literally didn't even have an idea on what the story would even be until a year in to Rebirth.
Aaron Evans
>Why was Blake resurrected? Iconic character "You remembe the Comedian? Its Watchmen!" and to show how good the Joker. Marionette and Mime are. >What were the Mimes so prominent in the early issues? Push Johns OC >What's the role of OC Rorschach? To make a diversity watchmen character and have someone to search for the clue. Which mostly got forgotten or neglected after the OC were introduced. >What's the relation between the Joker and the Mimes? To show them as cool as the Joker and somehow they are the parents for a big character shocker surprise. Guess it should be the joker or the comedian. >Why did Dr. Manhattan decided to reboot the DCU? To see how different each universe is, probabilty theory and what if superheroes like superman exist. For DC, a reason to justify a reboot and to hype it up. "You remember Watchmen? Now they will come to the DCU. And they are key characters for our reboot!"
Jordan Reyes
Who did UV lanterns? Because those guys would be unstoppable as they'd fucking blind you permanently with every construct they do.
Leo Peterson
Here’s my big question: If DoomClock is ruled non-canon, then how the FUCK are they going to explain the end of Nu52 as a concept? As I recall it hinged pretty damn hard on the idea of Manhattan being the prime mover force behind the universe’s reset.
Christian Powell
Snyder, and apparently no they’re just purple and make you feel buried emotions really really strong and are super corruptive just like how DC antimatter isn’t nearly as violently reactive with normal matter as you’d think
Luke Wilson
>As I recall it hinged pretty damn hard on the idea of Manhattan being the prime mover force behind the universe’s reset. It was Pandora originally.
Nicholas Carter
>then how the FUCK are they going to explain the end of Nu52 as a concept? See, the big problem with that is that only Geoff Johns wanted to end the New 52 as a concept. Everyone else at DC, specially Dan Didio and Jim Lee, wanted the New 52 to keep going. So the reason Doomsday Clock has been postponed and everyone else has been told to ignore it is because they're trying to keep the New 52 setting as intact as they possibly can.
Jason Carter
No you dumb johnsfag. NO.
Joshua Perry
That’s the thing-even SHE got fucked up by Manhattan in one of the mainline comics. THAT is canon and all that jazz, but suddenly the big resolution to Manhattan’s story isn’t? The hell?
Owen Howard
Its non-canon, because its another universe. But since its all connected, its manhatten 4th dimension status that he is affecting the nu52.
Joseph Ross
Is that actually how that works, so the Perpetua shit is affecting the DCAU and Batman Arkham games even though both have run their course?
Blake Gomez
It's actually pretty decent, you retard. The only thing about it that "failed" was the original plans for it to be canon.
Anthony Thomas
Geoff Johns smashing action figures together and pretending it's high art is not pretty decent
Hunter Young
Thats what i read into Doomsday clock. Or its my only explanation why its less affecting the DCU and why there are the parts about the jsa and legion. What i see as an ending is that doomsday clock story will be changed by manhatten or collapse into the starts of the real dcu. And it will explain and reintroduce jsa and legion.
Luke Torres
The only decent parts are the ones that actually focus on the New 52 reboot and Superman. Everything else is just baffling shit happening for retarded reasons that i doubt even Johns know why.
Jonathan White
Back when this started coming out I figured that regardless of how much Geoff rewrote it from the election, or how bad it ended up being, DC would still have an evergreen story they could sell for years on end, like the original Watchmen or Injustice.
Now, I'm not so sure. It's like everything that could've gone wrong, went wrong.
Colton Mitchell
Since this is a "bitch about Johns thread" why the fuck is going on with Shazam? Issue 7 was delayed again.
Jack Carter
The movie is already out, why would johns care? He has years until the next movie enters in production.
Jordan Allen
I have no idea but it makes me feel sad, it started out with such promise and now feels like an excuse to stop Billy from solving all the problems by sending him to another dimension.
Leo Powell
man, Santa Claus has seen better days.
Logan Jackson
He looks like the kind of guy who would write edgy shit.