Satina Web Series

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You will need 2 bottles for this one

I don't understand how the Goat Mother's head works. Is that a beak? A snout? Is her head bean-shaped?

>the Goat

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Would you prefer the other way around?

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Human Lucia is still keeping her figure together, which means she's in Cougar Country. I'd be down with that (though 80ft. Demon Lucia is best).

So did Lucian (just outright lucifer?) cast vagis massus or shrinkus dinkus?

That's supposed to be Dave as a demon and Lucia as a human. Dave probably shrunk his dick in this scenario. Demon or human, he is always Lucia's sub.

Nice, how did they bang

>dickus biggus

What

>the Demon King of Hell being terrified of his battleaxe of an ex-wife
heh

Inhumanoids already did that. It was pretty great, though.

Wut

Metlar, leader of the Inhumanoids and ruler of the Underworld (Hell) has the power to bring statues to life. The catch is that the statues take on the personalities of their likeness, so like when he brings a bunch of Civil War soldier statues at Gettysburg to life to be his army, they end up fighting with each other instead.

Anyway, Metlar decides he needs a bride to rule over the Underworld with him, so he brings the Statue of Liberty to life. But she takes on the personality of her likeness/place of origin and is a shrill, rude, selfish, horrible New Yorker Jew woman. She henpecks him for 2 or 3 episodes until he sucks the life back out of her and returns her to Liberty Island in frustration.

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Wait, if Lucia is portrayed that old as a human, then that means Satina ends up having Down syndrome

Obviously, that little retard ate glass after all.

Have you noticed how much Satina art has her eyes going in opposite directions? If she doesn't have Downs, she's somewhere on the Spectrum.

No wonder Lucia doesn't love her.

Is it good

No

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I don't care about this show or whatever but the loli needs more lewds.

he has a wife you know

This world needs Jesus

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>Is it good

The sketch art that Hannah does is very charming and sometimes funny. The 1 animated short released so far was OK, but just a quick gag.

The lewds of Lucia are awesome, though.

Yea, the demon.

>wow

Always read that in Owen Wilson's voice when this pic gets posted.

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>How? Why?

I'm not so concerned with the story of How? anymore (though I'm satisfied that Hannah gave us this ). It's the story of Why? that I want to know. Why did the Demon Queen of American Hell have sex with Dave? What motivated her to do such a thing; she clearly regrets it every day of her life and hates his guts.

>Thoughts on it?

People are only in it for the demon pussy.

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That animared skit made me realize that it is really juat a nothing burger with a lot of fanart.

Explain

How?

>People are only in it for the demon loli pussy.

Fixed.

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>she will never sit on your face

Why even go on?!...

>its a role reversal episode
>dave goes to the office as a giant demon

This is child’s play nigga, and that fact is self evident even in a fairly upright world

That's what the kids on Epstein's island said.

i hope hannah will stay chill forever and not let her fame turn her into another political screeching machine

It will happen, it always happens.

>The sketch art that Hannah does is very charming and sometimes funny.

It's what I've been tuning in for.

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Reverse Lucia and Bizarro Satina.

Does this mean that this Lucia is yandere as fuck for a grouchy Dave?

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>In this episode, Dave pays Lucia a surprise visit, and leaves Satina in charge of the house!

>Giant cute and happy demon-dragon wife that loves her human husband.
>Daughter is demon Mandy from Billy and Mandy

Now, would Dave be unchanged? Or would he be the one that doesn't want his daughter?

Might be good for a "what if" episode.

You're all forgetting that Hannah has drawn what a "realistic" Lucia actually looks like.

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Cute!

Lucia becomes an extremely overbearing mommy.
Satina is less stupid but doesn't want to do anything but play violent video games
And it's regular Dave after magically changing them or something like that.

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>regrets it every day of her life and hates his guts
She's just tsundere.
I always imagine her meeting Dave under romantic circumstances.
>Dave, feeling distracted by lonesome thoughts some years after the death of his wife, accidentally wanders into the middle of a Satanic ritual at the worst time, and blunders his way into hell. Lots of special effects.
>Cue quiet scene of robed druids looking very confused after the whole blunder and doing a head-count.
>Live mortals have absolutely no business in Hell, so Lucia has to deal with this anomaly herself, since she's the highest authority down there.
>She can't get him back up to Earth until the paperwork goes through (of course Hell uses snail mail, it's Hell), so he's stuck there for a week.
>He can't just go to the sea of suffering, or the chasm of crying, or the plains of pain, since he's not a condemned soul, so he has to stay out of trouble at Lucia's place (or tail her around at work). He helps her when he can, notices some problems that would have flown under Lucia's radar, and generally is just really nice to have around the house. Lucia is starting to show a little(!) warmth and appreciation for Dave.
>Dave is starting to feel things for Lucia other than terror as well, but he is constantly reminded of his wife. Is he really ready to move on?
>Two days from his return, he spots his deceased wife's soul. In Hell. Whoops. Turns out she didn't really love him, among many other lies and deceptions (there was another guy in the picture) (he too is being tortured right beside her, since he was apparently the "other guy" in a few other relationships and one night he got shot in the act) (he is awkwardly a little too cheery/friendly for a tortured soul).
(1/3 this ended up a little long)

>Last day in Hell, and Dave has nothing to lose. Lucia comes home from a successful day of work, teasing Dave about having to end his lovely vacation, only to find a torch-lit dinner, freshly cooked by Dave (he's not a bad chef even if he's trying to cook a demon-bat the size of a car), followed by a few glasses of the finest blood-wine.
>As she's finishing off her third glass, Dave begins to give her a creative (by necessity) shoulder massage. She remarks about how she may even find herself missing her new assistant a little bit after he leaves, especially if he keeps being sweet like this and ends up in heaven.
>Dave whispers something right into Lucia's ear as he's massaging her neck, something we never hear, something that only him and her know, something that still makes her blush and get all flustered if he whispers it to her today.
>Blushing hard, and without another word, Lucia pinches Dave's collar, picks him up, and starts walking away from the couch.
>Cue imminentsnu-snu.gif reaction face from Dave when he realizes they're going to the bedroom.
>The next day, Lucia starts having a more tsundere attitude around Dave in public, sees him off to Earth curtly and coldly, and very weakly makes her usual threat of "A-and you better hope you never see... m-me again!" Dave's walk is wobbly and he is still very disoriented.
>In private, she fondly touches a very tiny picture of him that she kept from when he had to get his Hell papers stamped (He looks shocked, confused, and terrified). She casually makes sure to promote his ex-wife to the next circle of Hell, it has an amusingly horrible name and description.
>Back on Earth, Dave misses Lucia, but not in the normal way. His eyes keep bleeding and he keeps waking up standing in his living room after having drawn bloody symbols all over the walls in his sleep. He sees her every time he closes his eyes. Literally every time, no matter where either of them are or what either of them are doing.
(2/3)

>His nightmares increase in intensity and an impending sense of apocalyptic doom creeps over him the closer it gets to 9 months since his accidental trip to Hell.
>One day, Dave awakens in bed for a change, after a restful night without nightmares (yay!), only to find himself sliding out of his now 45° angled bed into a gaping burning hell-mouth in the floor (NOOONONONONO!)
>Legally, the father has to be present in Hell during the birth of his demon offspring, so expenses for the trip were covered. The demon birthing process has the all same trappings as the human process, but with demon/hell flavor, right up until the actual birth, which happens jarringly suddenly when Satina pops out of a little volcano that pops out of the ground. That's apparently how it normally works down there.
>Satina is under joint custody, which means she legally must spend equal time with either parent. Since Lucia can't leave her post as ruler of Hell, and Dave, being a live mortal, can't just hang out down there either, this means Satina has to live with Dave on Earth when she's not living with her mom in Hell.
>Satina learns things in Hell that cause problems on Earth, Lucia visits when she can, and has been given exemption to have Dave as a guest in Hell for no more than 66.6 days of each year. Lucia is still tsundere and tries to keep her cold public image intact, but Dave knows she has a sweet side she's trying to hide, and how to bring it out of her once in a while with sappy romantic gestures.
(3/3)

Is this supposed to not make me want to fuck her or something?

Oops

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I'm having too much fun imagining that the NCR Ranger at the booth was undressed and held against his will.
>C-can I leave now? Please, you can keep the coat and guns oh god don't kill me what the hell is going on
>NO!!!! Not until you've had your dessert. But first... the main course...
>OH SHIT OH FUCK NO NO NO NO
>That's not what your dick's sayiiiiiing~!
Seriously Bethesda, you couldn't give us ONE freak intelligent Deathclaw Matriarch?

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Seems like 90% of the humor (and by humor I mean not just jokes but "jokes" as in thinly veiled fetish fuel) just revolve around the guy and the demon boinking. I get the impression that this is a shallow concept.

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it's a silly web cartoon user, not a full blown world renowned movie franchise

>I browse Yea Forums for 5 years
yikes! get a life that doesn't involve Yea Forums!

also I've never seen it either

go and stay go.

Anyone else watch Hannah's streams?
Who's best boy?

Holy fuck yes

I beg to differ.

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If that's actually you Hannah then that explains why the mods deleted the questionable Satina I posted.

I might be remembering wrong, but I thought Hannah said something to the effect of "they were both pretty drunk at the time."

she posted this in a thread months ago

bump

Hot

Someone post the comic

So do you think he still has it or did the spell wear off?

Doomguy and Satina friendship when

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I like big tiddies, but only when they're proportionally accurate to the height of the woman. So this works for me.

If I wanted scalie fetish shit I'd read Scalie Schoolie. and I do

So, you're Paco?

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Jesus Trump or actual Jesus?