Have kids born

>nu-disney cartoon about sandniggers
>classic
Everything after sward in stone is deceneracy

Veggie Tales and GI Joe. Those will turn him into an upstanding American.

But people who watch his cartoon are

For attention.

Because jews

>veggie tales
I dont want them to be vegan cucks
>g i jew
Yeah so they get brainwashed to die for israel

He also likes bubbline

Poltards are turning into illiterate cavemen.

>turning into

Garfield
Nothing faggy. Just a cat, dog and his owner

Better be a caveman than a faggot like you
Cavemen are based they have manly beards and bodyhear
Eat meat
In the stone age weaklings like you would die

>muh pol they are le dumb

John is a beta male
And garfield is obviosly a hedonistic jew
I want my son to become a chad

Nothing. There’s nothing to be gained from cartoons. Maybe old Disney shorts and that’s it.

Because everyone who happens to post something on Yea Forums that you don't approve of are secretly all the same person.

>bodyhear
That why they no wear clothes so they to hearing betterness

>bodyhear

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Pirates of Dark Water.

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Superman TAS
this thread sure is something

>sward in stone

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Good choice.

>having a retard of this magnitude as your president

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>damage control

based stroke poster

Why would he go to Denmark to talk about a deal after they said they were unwilling to make?

The only correct answer is none
t.faggot

This one. No one ever got the gay from watching a buff guy rip his shirt open every episode

Swat Katz, but it might turn them into furries.

-Most importantly, no furry shit
-Little to no references to current real life political climate
-If it has male lead make sure they're a dependable, headstrong character that takes matters in his own hands and know when not to fight instead of crying, asking people not to fight all the time and others doing the fighting for him.
-Female lead is good as long as it respects the points above, no older than 14-16 however.
-If male lead is so-so or nonexistent make sure they sexualize and want to fuck all the cute girls.

Start with something like Motorcity

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youre not going to have kids since you cant have sex, so don't worry about it faggot

Swat Kats was full on testosterone overload, among many other early 90s and late 80s cartoons.

It was a great time for animation, instead of this modern soi-core shit.

no s5

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Watching sonic won't make them a fag, just autistic

That being said tho, get them to watch Sonic Boom once they're older and know a bit more about the world and the gaming industry (and how retarded the sonic fandom is). The show's humor is great for making fun of all that shit

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We're gonna need that "The Day Bart Gave user A Stroke" image lads.

>turning imto

I hope you never become a parent op.
If you’re not prepared to have a queer or disabled child, don’t have a child.

>Motorcity
>Little to no references to current real life political climate
nice try, libtard

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>orange man bad

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TMNT