Have kids born.
What cartoons do i Show them so they don't grow up into fags
Have kids born
Keep them far away from Sonic for one
>What cartoons do i Show them so they don't grow up into fags
None.
You show them the classics
No one ever turned queer watching Aladdin
Steven is not a fag
Surely not those their dad watched since he turned into one
>Ben Garrison thread gets deleted
>Schmorky thread gets deleted
>"Well alright I'll post this autistic comic from 2018 next"
why
Not true. I ended up having my first gay dalliance with a boy in an Alladin costume in a high school theater thing. It's the exposed belly.
>this is adult American culture in 2019
I used to think Curt was an okay guy
Then he started posting on Kiwi Farms
Faggot
>nu-disney cartoon about sandniggers
>classic
Everything after sward in stone is deceneracy
Veggie Tales and GI Joe. Those will turn him into an upstanding American.
But people who watch his cartoon are
For attention.
Because jews
>veggie tales
I dont want them to be vegan cucks
>g i jew
Yeah so they get brainwashed to die for israel
He also likes bubbline
Poltards are turning into illiterate cavemen.
>turning into
Garfield
Nothing faggy. Just a cat, dog and his owner
Better be a caveman than a faggot like you
Cavemen are based they have manly beards and bodyhear
Eat meat
In the stone age weaklings like you would die
>muh pol they are le dumb
John is a beta male
And garfield is obviosly a hedonistic jew
I want my son to become a chad
Nothing. There’s nothing to be gained from cartoons. Maybe old Disney shorts and that’s it.
Because everyone who happens to post something on Yea Forums that you don't approve of are secretly all the same person.
>bodyhear
That why they no wear clothes so they to hearing betterness
>bodyhear
Pirates of Dark Water.
Superman TAS
this thread sure is something
>sward in stone
Good choice.
>having a retard of this magnitude as your president
>damage control
based stroke poster
Why would he go to Denmark to talk about a deal after they said they were unwilling to make?
The only correct answer is none
t.faggot
This one. No one ever got the gay from watching a buff guy rip his shirt open every episode
Swat Katz, but it might turn them into furries.
-Most importantly, no furry shit
-Little to no references to current real life political climate
-If it has male lead make sure they're a dependable, headstrong character that takes matters in his own hands and know when not to fight instead of crying, asking people not to fight all the time and others doing the fighting for him.
-Female lead is good as long as it respects the points above, no older than 14-16 however.
-If male lead is so-so or nonexistent make sure they sexualize and want to fuck all the cute girls.
Start with something like Motorcity
youre not going to have kids since you cant have sex, so don't worry about it faggot
Swat Kats was full on testosterone overload, among many other early 90s and late 80s cartoons.
It was a great time for animation, instead of this modern soi-core shit.
no s5
Watching sonic won't make them a fag, just autistic
That being said tho, get them to watch Sonic Boom once they're older and know a bit more about the world and the gaming industry (and how retarded the sonic fandom is). The show's humor is great for making fun of all that shit
We're gonna need that "The Day Bart Gave user A Stroke" image lads.
>turning imto
I hope you never become a parent op.
If you’re not prepared to have a queer or disabled child, don’t have a child.
>Motorcity
>Little to no references to current real life political climate
nice try, libtard
>orange man bad
TMNT