You come home and you find this inebriated depressed tiny green alien dude on your floor. What do you do?

I would pet its head

Turn him into my little Irken twink, boy toy.
If I was Gaz

Don't worry, he won't feel a thing if it's you.

Wait until he sobers up a bit then say "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" and hand him a fat stack of waffles.

He's gone through worse.

Fuck his sexy little green ass into the floorboards, obviously

forgot my pic.

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*hotglue*

Take off his PAK and fingerblast him for 9 minutes.

Put him in a VK sweater first.

I will protect him from you, you sick fucks

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Yessss.

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Secure a small loan of 10 million dollars and start a budding Space Agency called The Irken Initiative.

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How do you know that?

Nice

Better watch out for the kraken.

Kick

He has a squeedlyspooch.

Give in to the degeneracy, user

Zim is pretty treacherous and irredeemable, though. Pretty much up there with Joker on characters that you shouldn't mingle with at any cost.

I beg to differ. He's no-good, but not a threat. His intentions are certainly ill, and he's technically competent, yes, but there's honestly no reason to fear him.

which is exactly why I want to use him as my stress ball.

dookie comes from somewhere user

Fuck my sister

Don’t you mean the “k-Irken”

Do Irkens even poop?

Throw a bucket of water on him