>Be Tom Holland >Get cast as spiderman and start making millions >Loved by everybody >Start dating Zendaya >It cant get any better than this
>Log on twitter >See the news the Marvel is about to drop me >Agent calls me in tears on the verge of mania >Zendaya leaves me a voice message that our relationship has been too bumpy lately and she thinks we should see other people >Russo brothers tell me to stay home and not to come to set for Cherry today or the next couple of weeks >Agent calls me again screeching into the phone that everything is falling apart and that gods reckoning is finally upon us and then I hear a gunshot and then proceed to hang up the phone >Receive 40 emails from the IRS about my 3 houses and 16 cars >Get a group a chat invite from Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire inviting me to Leo's Orgy party on the weekend
You spent all this time typing this shit out, meanwhile the whole news is basically just a PR stunt by either Disney or Sony to leverage a better deal that will all be worked out by the end of the month. Take a bath with a toaster bruh stop wasting out air.
He's dating some blonde chick tho, much hotter than that stick Zendaya
Chase Harris
That's why I give this thread my rating of A Broken Marriage out of 10.
Anthony Russell
Kek
Thomas Williams
>Loved by everybody He is average both in looks and acting ability. Disney zombies just want to create an illusion that he is some 10/10 boytoy twink while in reality his butt isn't even that good
Disney asked Sony for a prize, and it told them, no
Adam Gutierrez
Who’s gonna be the fake one?
Lincoln Phillips
you sound so jelly. are you diamonds? maybe a semi?
Jackson Hughes
Dam near all his co-stars
Austin Sanders
>>Start dating Zendaya >He's dating some blonde chick tho, much hotter than that stick Zendaya
>he was gay?
sigh the stupidity on this board is just sad
Joshua Price
If he's strictly into twinks and said no, I wouldn’t mind as long as I get to watch.
Elijah King
Fuck off, this faggot can go fuck himself for all I care.
Landon Bailey
The dumb one is you. The faggot is gay af, he gets photographed with a chick and retards like you just eat it up, doesn't even need to say anything.
Carter Collins
>Pitying a millionaire who is adored worldwide, got his childhood dream, starred in the biggest movie franchise of all time and has the respect of many industry veterans
Look how well Garfield's career is after Spiderman.
Asher Turner
Sony can still use Holland as Spider-Man going forward. Probably will incorporate him into the Venom movies just can't use MCU as crutch anymore.
The MCU can't use Spider-Man going forward either though.
Hunter Perez
What's going on with Spider-Man?
Brayden Hill
You're reading comprehension is worse than sad
Thomas Barnes
Hashtag Famous Parker Luck
Michael Sanders
As if twinks have any choice what they get.
Andrew Flores
>It can’t get any better than dating an ugly nigger Yeah okay
Brandon Sullivan
She looks like a ducking goblin bro
Brandon Gutierrez
he has that weird thing with Harrison Osterfield but that's all
Nicholas Cook
What’s wrong with the last part? It sound like something good is happening again
Cooper Nelson
That and gays pretending to be straight on the internet.
Chase Kelly
>Leo's Orgy party Can I get an invite?
Nicholas Turner
It's okay, he can still get it on with Ned's actor.
Dylan Williams
You forgot the last part
>Twelve voicemails from Sony with sample lines for the next Spider-man movie >They're all about turds in the wind
Liam Watson
Nobody can say this Spider-boi hasn't suffered now.
Blake Ross
Why is the putlocker version of far from home still a camrip? Isn't that shit out on dvd now?
James Miller
>sigh You need to fucking leave
Anthony Ross
Just because he's a terrific dancer who isn't afraid of sexy crossdressing doesn't mean he's gay, okay?
Julian Perry
Hahaha, sure.
Easton Peterson
please fuck off back where you came from
Christian Foster
Spider men Spider men! that's the life of a Spider Men
Joseph Sanders
We'd be blessed if it was only 5
Brayden Moore
Tom Holland needs to branch out to new roles. He can't stay as Spiderman forever. Maybe seek roles in obscure movies or new franchise.
Levi Cox
Who gonna hire him?
Lincoln Watson
>Zendaya I have a thing for sexy mixed-race women. >Gal Gadot I have a thing for sexy Jewish women.
Sebastian Allen
He's in a lot of acclaimed plays and movies.
Jaxon Flores
Fucking ew. Delete this.
Jaxon James
>Take a bath with a toaster bruh stop wasting out air
This isn't relevant to the thread it's just a random objective fact inserted into it.
Nathaniel Stewart
>Jake is a piece of shit who should kill himself. Wow, what did he do to you?
Luis Fisher
Tom are you gonna be ok buddy
Landon Miller
You think vapid whores are the pickiest motherfuckers on the planet? Clearly you have not met a gay guy.
Jordan Price
Why can't that happen to me :'[
Ryan Rodriguez
>the Brown Goblin
Luke Gray
fucking madlad
Kevin Anderson
>fake in his circle real fast His circle consists of his brothers and his childhood best friend. He'll be fine.
Sebastian Barnes
He should do like his mentor and ABLOO BLOO BLOO
Hunter Hernandez
God, I wish that was me
Ian Powell
been wanting to lick Zendaya's body since Homecoming so badly
Levi Brown
But it's the truth retard. Both sides have too much to lose to not ink out a deal eventually and to be honest if I was Sony I would have told Disney to eat shit with that new deal too
Noah Walker
BD is out until October
Aiden Evans
Yeah that’s the point. Holland will be ok. Starring in even one semi-successful Superhero will make you an A-lister. Look at Henry Cavill. He’s actually kind of better off not being Superman.
>I love how people are trying to act like Disney is the asshole here. "They're just greedy and want more money."
>Yeah, they want 50% of the money for doing WAY more than 50% of the work in making Spider-Man a quality character on-screen again. What a bunch of of selfish douches.
>edit: holy fuck. okay so some of you need to imagine while you're reading this that i'm yelling it so you can hear me with your heads shoved up your asses. because if you think Sony cutting some checks is equal to Disney writing and planning the rest of the MCU to include the Spiderverse, going out and recruiting the talent to make the movies, dealing with the PR and the marketing, risking taking all of the heat if anything goes wrong or the films don't deliver (be honest would ANY of you put any blame on Sony if Far From Home or Homecoming were shit-shows?)... then you clearly have your heads up your asses.
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Daniel Thompson
2 bucks have been added to your bank account by Sony, courtesy of Tom Rothman
Samuel Evans
Her foot is longer than her face, which is a circle
Alexander Rodriguez
Are you retarded?
Isaiah Howard
>Receive 40 emails from the IRS about my 3 houses and 16 cars My sides
Luis Hill
Spider-Man's reject only. Unless you are Dylan O'Brian, you can't enter.
Isaiah Brown
Best friend has the white equivalent. She’s skinny as fuck and very pretty.
>Loved by everybody No, he's not. A lot of people dislike this twink.
Adam White
Ned's a bald?
Wyatt Campbell
Anybody else think Holland would be a fantastic choice for a really young looking Doctor Who ?
Lincoln Kelly
t. Taylor Swift
Hudson Evans
>feeling bad for rich people
John Morgan
>Be Tom Holland >Star in five of the single most successful and popular movies ever made >Have more money than God, be set for life >Sony wants to make two more movies. Cool, more money for me >Fans cry about leaving the MCU, when functionally, that was the whole plan all along anyway
Hudson Evans
>white ew
Carson Watson
As opposed to a standing goblin?
Henry Davis
>Loved by everybody
Fuck no. When was this a thing? He's a horrible actor, horrible person and deserves horrible things to finally catch up and happen to him. Fuck Tom Holland!
Easton Lee
>Have more money than God, $4 million? You'd hope God would be richer than that.
Matthew Moore
>>Have more money than God, be set for life It's the guy who played Spider-Man, not Jeff Bezos.
Andrew Lopez
What? The vast majority of his supporting cast are owned by Sony. What, Samuel L Jackson is gonna stop hanging out with him?
