So what Yea Forumsgirl resembles your grilfriend the most?

That sounds... disturbing

Boco you dont have a GF

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Thats the joke, dumbass.

>more autistic

That's a scary thought

Leave.

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It's okay once you get used to her quirks, the sex is good at least

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Oh, i just got it

Shut up boco

Mind if I join yall in a threesome?

Ah its prawn user again.
I have no gif but why dint yiu have one?

My girlfriend is here illegally

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Relationships cloud the mind and make the mind's memetic powers grow weak. Just being around, seeing, or hearing about relationships can damage the mind. It's disgusting. Humanity's true path is power in seclusion.

Honestly I respect your reasoning.

I've been scared shitless of talking to girls since Elementary school. You would have to put a gun to my head to get me to ask one out.

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>All that good taste

In both Personality and looks

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I want to fuck your girlfriend

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Sue Storm, but only when she's using her powers.

She's excited about a lot of things like Peni Parker. I have her to thank for walking in new cities a lot.

consider a K1 or C1 visa. She'll have to seek back and get a passport to apply. If she's caught here illegally, she's barred forever... as i understand it.

honey lemon if she was 16 and also my cousin

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Just older and more chilled out. cat troll is also an acceptable answer.

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you lucky bastard

>also my cousin

-Dueling Banjos plays-

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Boco there is literally nothing wring with incest

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Except all of it.

Prudefag

Then when do we make more humans?

Okay, but what about me, this is a package kind of deal

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My wife looks like Mabel (closest I could think of, at least).
Meanwhile, she says I look like live action Carol Danvers.

Why the fuck are you browsing Yea Forums if you have a girlfriend to talk to

Because having a gf doesn’t mean I stopped liking to shitpost

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where you from bro? address?

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A brunette version of Empy.

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>tfw 25 year old dateless virgin
Only five more years before I gain my magical powers

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>dyke ra

My friends say my wife kinda looks like her.
Maybe it's just because of her quirky personality and because she's a brunette who looks like a kid.

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in b4 invisible woman

Meanwhile, they say the Yea Forums character I look like is Captain Marvel.

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>butterface
>kinky
>weirdo
>in medschool
Yea Forumsgirl but you get the picture

>can’t even have the restraint to not whine when the show is even vaguely mentioned
Get some help

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And of course I forgot the pic

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>slow
FUCK

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A lot of people say I sound like Sadie from Steven Universe

I don't know who this is or what she's from, I saved it cause it reminds me of my gf

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I'm so sorry.

VERY NICE
lucky man

The closest I could think of is Connelly but with a rounder face and nose

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>I'm 30 years old
>I have never had a girlfriend
Why am I even reading this thread. My friend's mom died today, I have enough depression for one day.

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>So what Yea Forumsgirl resembles your grilfriend the most?

the closest thing I have to a girlfriend is my obsession with a fictional Yea Forumsgirl

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>I'm 30 years old
>I have never had a girlfriend

You too, huh? I just turned 31.
It's over for me, I've accepted my fate.

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>Pic Related But Older

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underrated

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youtube.com/watch?v=kfVery7sfVo

Finally ive found someone just like me

the scotsman's wife reminds me of my wife.

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Me too. We need to form the x-men of incels. Elliot Rodger leads the dark brotherhood if incels. Ill be professor x

Dana

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I accepted my fate and just don't even try anymore. I still always make sure to stay clean, not stinking, good hair, etc, but I just don't try to talk to or meet girls because is just not worth the effort.
Anyway, I don't consider myself an incel, and honestly I don't feel like women owe me anything. Also, I'm not a virgin, I have had sex with a lot of escorts.

Subhuman dykes

Kys normalfag

This is why you don’t let gurofags write comics

>gaga googoo zoom zoom kys *dabs*
you have to be 18+ to post here, sport. now go to bed before your mom takes your phone away.

I know its only gfs but he looks exactly like this and it still weirds me out

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She acts like her too. It’s a little weird.

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My condolences.

Why? Tulip is cute. And I like my gf.

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Do I really have to endure another 30-40 years of this?
Suicide is becoming a daily fantasy

without looking too far, Merida

or actually, looking through the thread, is more accurate

Fuck you. Living the dream.

kek

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my girlfriend IS a Yea Forumsgirl.
The rest of these guys are suckers

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Good, leave women alone. We don't need men like you spreading their faulty genes.

Yea Forums is for normalfags, this isn't wizardchan

what ?

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I get it!

sauce?

there was a time when acting like you had a girlfriend on Yea Forums would get you shitposted into oblivion

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Convince a 30 yo virgin that sex is important

Pic related. But she acts more like Eliza and dresses more like Marianne. She’s not perfect but we enjoy each other’s company
Based degenerate
Kek
Looks and dresses like the stripper I used to talk to

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Seems like you need to convince yourself it's not.

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keep Honey's face, hair, skin tone and height but give her Gogo's body type, blue eyes and it's me

dilate

>all these liars

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It's not.

Obligatory pics or gtfo
>Post your gf, ince-
Pic related for you too

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I think that's r63 lucky

Whichever character lets her politics override her feelings for you. More accurately to say, that kind of character reminds me of my ex.

Fuck an incubus and your wizard powers go to 200% instead of 0%

It's not. You've been brainwashed by the Jews that you should be having sex from the youngest age. It's bunch of lies.

Wow, actually attractive. I’m surprised, why is she with you though, I thought attractive women had higher standards....

She’s not with him dude are you retarded? You think anime bragging on Yea Forums is telling the truth? Or that any of the fags here can get a woman under 400 lbs to look at them?

My boyfriend is actually pretty handsome so he resembles some of the better looking capes

/Thread

same

I'm actually a man even though I look like a woman.

In what way?

>but older
cringe and bluepilled

I want to rape all of your girlfriends

Kara but chubbier and with braces

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Kill yourself thot/fag
Kill yourself normalfag

Just give her a light tan, thicker thighs, and a ponytail.

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Kys

That can be arranged. You can even fight it off me and pretend to be a hero.

Pretty accurate desu...

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this qt, but thick af

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Can I be Nightcrawler? I like his powers.
I know what you mean. It's less of trying to find a mate and more about having self respect. Also want to stay out of the stereotype of the sweaty, greasy nerd.

Based
Kys

>Kys
make me, you salty little cunt.

Retard

agreed with this user. Post proof, lads.

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please go away

one of these
they're everywhere around here

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after you

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She rode the cock carousel all throughout college and now she's settling for me

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Chuckled.

ewwww lose some weight fatty

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Yeah I'm gonna need some fucking context on that Whatburger

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She's soooo white. And no freckles?

L O N D O N

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Odd line of questioning, my man.

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Have some self respect user. It's better to be alone

Please kick me in the crotch

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A shy teenage Chel, attending a catholic school and going through a weeb phase

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Most of 4channers have girlfriends