Meanwhile in France Cartoon Network

Their leaders bend over to the Nazis, they fought.

Nah they are alway sold as righteous rebelds. They still believe the maquis were useful on taking Paris back.

are you drunk, or just underaged?

The cartoon is called the Long Long Holiday btw for those interested. I don't think it was ever aired on Cartoon Network. (Could be wrong since I'm not french, but yeh.) It was broadcasted on France 3 originally and geared towards kids.

oh man the Long Long Holiday is fucking amazing it used to be on Netflix but got removed a while back and I haven't been able to watch it since

Never in an official battle.

Aiming at dudes hair.

Alfed J. Kwak

Women spread their legs for the Nazis at the first chance they got.

I've yet to see Crisis Jung and you faces when it will be difused

Half? Much, much more than that.

The French Resistance is a meme. It was real but the way it's become the historical repository of French nationhood for 1940-45 is a joke. Most French just accepted their country's defeat and realignment with the victors.

It was a pretty nice show, you'd expect mad propaganda but it was pretty fair, and had good and bad people on both nazi and french sides.
That dude on the op pic was a good nazi for example.
Also it was weird seeing the french acting all patriotic and fighting for freedom knowing the state of their country now. Im sure that if those patriots had to chose, they'd rather be germanized than africanized.

For a moment there, I thought this was Dumbing of Age

He's certainly facing death like a champ. The children look horrified, too.

Physical release when?

Alternate History Hub put it well :
if the French had not surrendered, they would simply have been massacared.

After WWII, France was in ruins. There was no massive unifying effort like the Germans, even if the German efforts were fueled with theft of other nation's resources. The entiretly of WWI's combat was fought in France. The artillery shells are still being dug up every season.

The only reason anyone makes fun of France for it today is because in the mid 1960s President Charles DeGaulle kicked out NATO forces from France after DeGaulle refused to okay the US plan for nukes on French soil. He was cool with nukes existing there, but only if the French military had an equal command if they were ever used, as opposed to what the US wanted, which was sole control of nukes pointed at the Soviet Union.

The LBJ administration, the CIA, and later the Nixon and especially Reagan administrations pressed hard on the propaganda of a 'cowardly' France, or an 'ungrateful' France, mostly to save face after DeGaulle told LBJ to suck dog dick.

>they'd rather be germanized

nice maymay but go back to your containment board

and freulines forever dreamed of Ivans coming to rescue them from their cuck Hermans.
they'll always have that night in Berlin.

>american equivalent

I love how americans mock the french for bending over when the truth is the french lost very few wars and were pretty much the capital of the west from early protestantism up until WWI when as your post points out, their country was absolutely ravaged.
Meanwhile, burgers have been getting their asses kicked nonstop by goat herders and rice farmers for the past 70 years and have been crying over 9/11 for 18 years now

It's exactly that military reputation that makes them getting beaten in six weeks so shocking and notable.

It's not like anyone was expecting such a quick collapse. The Germans thought they were in for another slog. French soldiers evacuated from Dunkirk were sent back to France to continue fighting.

I'd put France's military reputation going down a bit before WWI. Either after the Napoleonic Wars or the Franco-Prussian war.

Alfred J. Kwak was created and produced by a Dutch man. It was clearly a Dutch show. The only reason he went to Japan to animate it was because the televised animation industry in late 80s Europe was crap and America was too expensive.

A lot of people give France shit for surrendering, but what were they supposed to do? Why should French lives be lost for the sake of Britain's (Churchill's) interests?

That never happened.

the correct course of action would be to sooth American-poltard fantasies and historical revisionism by going back in time to tell the French Army and Resistance fighters to surrender, lest they be honorless cucked fags.

The hardest thing poltards have ever had to consider is doritos vs cheetos. It's their personal Vietnam.

All of human history says otherwise, sadly. It's a woman's instinctive survival tactic.

I have to admit I'm not well versed in war history like other dudes here, I'm just interested in shitting on US propaganda.

you're arguing with an incel in his own fantasyland.
don't waste your time.

This show was pretty great. It didn't sugercoat the occupation too much but was still appropriate for kids 9 and older or so. The same animation company made The Secret of Kells and Ernest and Celestine too.

All this talk of WW2 France makes me want to watch 'Allo 'Allo.

youtube.com/watch?v=zGNVU5ZjlgA

I don’t get it. If Americans are so pro-gun, why do they have a problem with them in cartoons? This entire Pokémon episode was banned just for that.

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German soldiers would kill themselves rather than be taken captive by the French Resistance due to how cruel they would be to get information. The French Resistance was metal af and anyone who pretends that they weren’t should be necked

Wasn't this around the Columbine shooting? American media got kind of shitty after that, and then after the 9/11 attacks.

The French Resistance's effectiveness has been massively overexaggerated to the point of mythology.

>The entiretly of WWI's combat was fought in France.

you know it was called WORLD war because it only took place in France

I don't care. Colette is a cute. CUTE.

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>they surrendered like a bunch of pussies to then backstab the people who spared them and treated them well
lol, yeah, really metal.

We've got an unfortunate hoplophobic contingent that has been building for the last few decades. Soccer moms who won't let their kids play with toy guns have been on the rise for some time now...

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DeGaulle was a commie sympathizer

Based french saving cartoons

Kids companies like to self-censor
Like a self-imposed ban for all guns in Disney cartoons is onging

>I would totally have fought and win like RAMBO and PUNCHED HITLER
children...

Or, you know, put up an actual resistance like all the non-pussy countries.

How's the French Resistance doing against all those Africans occupying the country?

>official battle
>official
>battle
Lol you dumb faggot I bet you think War has referees.

Americans are stuck up. You tell them to implement common-sense gun laws they throw with shit, you tell them to chill and not edit out the guns of old cartoons and they throw with shit. If you make a suggestion that is not completely radical you'll get shit thrown at you and be accused to be in bed with the other side

>The LBJ administration, the CIA, and later the Nixon and especially Reagan administrations pressed hard on the propaganda of a 'cowardly' France, or an 'ungrateful' France, mostly to save face after DeGaulle told LBJ to suck dog dick.
People have been shitting on France long before this you obsessed Yuropoor.

>Be American
>Get get shot by mass shooter incel

What an interesting tweet. Since you posted a screencap of it, I'll go ahead and assume you agree with it. Thus, you should be able to give some examples of why/how lawmakers don't understand guns. Are you willing to?

euhhh ... no

Imagine walking through a Nazi death camp. Above you is a bunch of Jews screaming on a roller coaster that leads into ovens. To your right you see a cage with a bear and a eagle in it. They throw a Jew into the cage. The bear kills him/her and the eagle picks the Jews bones clean. You keep walking and come across the masturbation room. You walk in out of curiosity. You see a line of masturbation machines with Jews strapped in them. They're all being jacked off to death. You move on, passing by the drowning pool where several Jews are being made to swim non-stop until they expire and their bodies hit the floor. Out of nowhere you hear screams as Nazis are throwing newborn babies in the air and shooting them with machine guns for target practice. They're skeet shooting but with Jew babies. You come across the electrocution room. Jews are crammed in. The floor lowers into a pool of water and electrocutes them. The floor rises again and they're electrocuted until there's nothing left of them but ashes. Finally you come across the shower room. Naked Jews go in through the wooden door. You watch them through the windows as they find out the shower heads are fake. Instead of water a pesticide for typhus called zyklon B comes out in a gas form and this somehow kills them. You go home knowing the Nazis are the most evil people to ever live.

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>Be European
>Go to Yea Forums to post "get shot Americans" despite it being insanely rare
>Govenment finds out porn is posted on Yea Forums
>You must now have a license to post on Yea Forums

because no cartoon maker wants to be responsible for some stupid kid shooting someone with a real world gun seen on a cartoon. kids can rumage and find their dad's pistol, but they can't get ahold of real dynamite.

it's for the same reason Timmy Turner can wish for a battle tank, but not a pistol. Or a milkshake made of lava, but not a cure to colon cancer.

It's a kid's show.

Thats Brits mate they aren't European

Even their edgelord shows are about children. Fucking Cartoon Network.

That's the British, bro. Most European countries don't give a fuck. Hell, Shin-chan was one of the biggest TV shows in my country during the early to mid 2000s. And we don't shy away from be vile, vulgar, insulting and sexual.

And I think America got that prudeness from the Brits.

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>They think even with Germany's copyright shit showing they are interested in this kind of thing they won't force this on the EU

This is some new pasta

The French resistance wasn't a singular force, but a handful of conflicting forces, each with a political goal. This sort of bled between the Franco-Spanish border during the Spanish civil war.
Some groups were communist, republican (real republican, not the American fascist thing), anarchist, fascists, etc.
They actually spent more time killing each other than killing nazis. The French war was over until the UK, the FR, and US opened the proper second front.
Stalin had basically begged Churchill to open a front to take pressure off the Soviets. After Leningrad (or was it Stalingrad) refused to fall, and the Soviet began beating the Germans back, only then did the UK open another front. The US didn't really give much of a shit because it was fighting it's own entire front against the Japanese Empire. Churchill was hoping the Soviets would collapse.
It was careful planning by the French government in exile, and the UK, which united the forces of the FR. Regardless, for every 2 nazi troops in the west, holding off what small forces the FR and UK could muster, and what the US would spare, there were 5 nazi troops on the east, getting slaughtered by Soviets.
After the Soviet tide turned, with US lend-lease help, it was a race to the middle to see who would aquire a greater post-war sphere of infleunce.

DeGaulle was a democratic-nationalist, and had no trust for the USSR, like FDR, who quite liked Stalin, and didn't care for DeGaulle. Apparently Stalin had a better sence of humor than DeGaulle, and liked to drink. DeGaulle, a WWI combat veteran, was not fun to be around.

a bridge got blown in korea, and your mom got blown in a potato field. nothing came of either event.

>Pool
>And their bodies hit the floor
Hmmmmm

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A massive amount of the FR was Senegalese, Congalese, and Algerian. Wtf are you on about?

y Trixie tho

>(real republican, not the American fascist thing)

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>Stalin had basically begged Churchill to open a front to take pressure off the Soviets. After Leningrad (or was it Stalingrad)
so you know nothing about history yet still you post

>The US didn't really give much of a shit because it was fighting it's own entire front against the Japanese Empire.
FDR publicly proclaimed a "Europe first" strategy with Churchill.

This "the Western allies were mean to the USSR by taking so long to invade Europe" thing underestimates the complexity and difficulty of large-scale amphibious invasion, or the tremendous cost of getting it wrong.

The Soviets tried to land a token force in Hokkaido for cheap diplomatic points and couldn't manage it because they didn't have the ships or the absolute assurance the Japanese wouldn't fight back, which would have wrecked the whole deal.

Republicans were originally the revolutionists were were anti-monarchal, and held to the primary republican values of Equality, Liberty, and Fraternity. The US republicans are plutocrats, and nothing like the original namesake.

Yeah Americans weren’t fascists dumbass

>neoconservatives
>fascists
Tumblr is a sad thing

US Democrats are also plutocrats, but also like to lionize street violence against political opponents and fantasize about one-party government.

Yes, they were, and are. Between
>the california eugenics program coming before, and partially inspiring the nazis
>the US launching a flase flag attack at the Gulf of Tokin to give them an excuse to attack Vietnam
>the native american genocide
>overthrowing a democratically elected Iranian parliment to install a puppet dictator, while supporting dictators in Korea, the Philippines, etc.
>the electoral college system
>the Business plot
etc. etc. You don't know much about US history.

Neoliberals aren’t fascists either. Jesus you cunts read the doctrine of fascism. Fascists knew what paper was.

two wops and their scribblings do not made the entirely of fascist thought.

Read the Doctrine of Fascism you dipshit. Fascism doesn’t mean any of what you posted.

I mean, it's roughly the equivalent to FEELING THE PAIN AS INNOCENCE DIES for the French so.

>Meanwhile, burgers have been getting their asses kicked nonstop by goat herders and rice farmers for the past 70 years and have been crying over 9/11 for 18 years now
Don't hide behind anonymity like a little bitch. Go post on /int/ so we can see wherefrom you hail.

>the electoral college system
Are you retarded? Am I posting at someone with sub-normal intelligence?

Vietnam and the wars in the Middle East are outliers, in part because they were nigh personal vendettas for the men who launched them. Usually, America wins wars by doing fucked-up shit behind the scenes, maneuvering their enemies into positions that are advantageous for us while still letting the enemy think they're strong, and then blasting their Achilles's heel to kingdom come. Then we DBZ them (also a mistaken omission of the last few wars). Most of our work is done behind the scenes before shit even kicks off, and we generally don't have any issue with throwing half the world under the bus to suit our own interests (which is why we get along so well with Israel).

We're actually kind of evil. But effective.

You don't say the quiet part out loud, as censorship policy. Guns can't be a terrible, but constant, presence. They have to just be there, save the Very Special Gun Safety Episode, or else people start questioning the character of their ownership.

>passing by the drowning pool where several Jews are being made to swim non-stop until they expire and their bodies hit the floor
Kek.

Because being pro-gun in America means that you have to blame everything bad that happens involving a gun on some other factor.
You can't show a kid a gun on TV or let them play violent videogames because that will make them think it is okay to shoot people.

you listen here you croissant petite, you don't just parele l'merde aux moi like that and get away with it. I have a state-regulated, and tax funded cullinary education with special focus on boules pains, and weaponized baguettes. I have unlimited access to the metro (-so I can see the tower whenever I like, so nerts to you-), and to the online resources available through the ministry of culture and 'dCordon Bleu. Even right now I am using a complex network of hostels, soft diplomacy, and international cultural influence to triangulate your position to get a general idea of your regionally prefered spice pallette. I will find you, and I will culturally enrich you, then mock you to your other friends for not conjugating irregular verbs well.
You're fucking en francaise, kiddo.

if the US is effective, why hasn't it won a war since that "tactical retreat' out of Korea?

Because American media people generally aren't pro-gun.

Uh. Democrats don't. Most Democrats are frustratingly centrist compared to the American far left, which is still to the right if much of the world.

God I hate you eurocommies

Kuwait begs to differ.

DeGaulle was the last Based Frenchman.
There were many before him tho

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Speak up, I can't hear you over my healthcare. Oh wait, I'll go get a low-to-no cost hearing aid through a nationally negotiated, tax funded provider healthcare system. I'll schedule that for tomorrow after my lunch break. I'll call it al full day off instead of a half day. I have enough vacation to afford it.

So how many vacation days do you get?

Ah yes, because China and India are two places known for their liberal policies. I'm sorry, the entire world outside of a portion of the anglo-sphere? Never heard of it!

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didn't Shapiro storm off a TV show when he lost an argument while screaming, "whatever, I still have more twitter followers than you !"?

I don't think Garrison likes Shapiro that much

Hes a fucking turd weasel no matter how you slice it.

Because France being RETARDS elected Leftist faggots who ruined the army economy and opened their legs for Hitler, and IGNORED the reports that the germans could Bypass them through Belgium like Before.

and it isnt bullshit, its historical fact, YT even tried to fuck over the TimeGhost Channel once they put that little part on their videos.
ITS INSANE how Stupid they were, They hoped that the Char2c Tanks could beat the Germans, when they were outclassed and obsolete.

We're on the same boat, user.

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Here comes the incestfags

>Yea Forums - /his for dummies

Actually, I like cartoons from Malaysia, France, China and Russia because they don't have silly restrictions on what kind of things they need to put on scene for the target audience, their cartoons have low cringe humor and this is something to be grateful for. The only thing to improve is the transition and the details between the scene because it looks weird how some characters disappear or appear in scene.

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I always see a webm of a French animation where a flat chest girl lifts her shirt for some boys, anyone know the name of the movie?

But user, we were here with you the entire time

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everything you just wrote is false.

Not enough labels

What, the arrogant british douchebag? Everyone knows that.

Titeuf: le film.

>for children

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Thanks

none of those named therein are British. Do you mean the President of France, General Charles DeGaulle? We wasn't arrogant, just totally void of humor.
Churchill, Patton, McAuthur and Monty were arrogant.

>Instead of water a pesticide for typhus called zyklon B comes out in a gas
>gas
I know that's a nitpick but come one

>Churchill
>Arrogant
And how en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Unthinkable
Patton probably would have supported this as well.

I just love the fucking audacity of it

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Anyone got a link or mega to this in the og french dub? I was sure it was on netflix but apparently on my region it isnt

You're kidding right? Did you just completely ignore the bump stock shit, or watch as politicials hold rifles aimed at crowds with fingers on triggers?

The media conglomerate, the government, and the censor boards are not the american people.

>they throw with shit,
what even is this.

Literally the best animated series of the 2010s

It did and the women that did got lynched after liberation. Recorded in camera and everything.

what show?

>you should be able to give some examples of why/how lawmakers don't understand guns
Hows about trying to specifically ban parts when you don't even know what those parts are?
youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

Exactly. Imagine if your town got invaded by China and the military/police were killed. Would you rather A) die immediately or B) live to fight another day?

And even then, the French had some minor plots to undermine their new German overlords. Armed resistance groups were one part of that.

His responce to the Bengali famine, which he caused, was "Is Gandhi dead yet?"
The troops and generals thought he was a lunatic.

He's implying that all of the women were whores for nazis. A large amount of women were in the FR, many were spies, and some were collaberators who were publicly shaved, beaten, and sometimes ever hanged.

Also a fun fact is that the attention to detail of the series' creators is absolute. They didn't omit anything, not even the fact that the FR there in the cartoon was conducting clandestine executions, both of it's german PoW and locals claimed to be collaborators by the assembled. It took the Canadian battalion there to stop the Heer dude from getting killed.

The one thing they missed was pointing the difference between the Heer (hans the average soldier) and the WermatchSS (hans the nazi fanatic) to explain why animators made a point of sparing that specific german.

best daughteru. RIP the jew kid

prove it

>His responce to the Bengali famine, which he caused, was "Is Gandhi dead yet?"
And he's hailed as a national hero.

Is that Tucker Carlson?

Not sure I believe it, but France does have a cuck fetish in their cartoons....

>large capacity clips
You can just hear /k/ screaming.

Nice guns.

Word of the wise: it's easy to sound authoritative on the internet. The majority of people who espouse history lessons are just as ignorant as you are. Very few people can honestly relay historical information with proper context and perspective.

>much of the world
>much
>not all
>not even most
I hate you people because you can't fucking read.

4 years of occupation, with the best/most chill of the Heer stationed there and little SS presence outside the jew hunters. A bunch of single men with nothing to lose and in relatively good, if temporal, positions. More than one woman would be tempted.

The nationalists and silent majority - hurt after losing their economy to germans, resent them. Word gets around. Then Heer gets replaced by SS, allies arrive, chaos ensues. Allies more or less leave the FR to restore order, who were really just too busy hunting anything german. And word got around, your own neighbors declare you a collaborator of an enemy force. Soon after the FR comes to your house.

What was her name again? Margot?

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Being honest, not sure how this explains the cuck fetish, but it's enlightening nonetheless.

Kek.

lol this thread is shit
you just can't help yourself, right Yea Forums?

Meanwhile back in 70s Japan you’d be lucky to find a kid show that didn’t have an innocent person die horribly every episode, Gatchaman had an episode where the main hero tortured a guy for information out of sheer rage Tatsunoko Productions (Basically Japan’s hanna barbera) didn’t bullshit kids with happy ending every episode stuff like Casshan had kids getting blown up on a weekly basis
>youtu.be/co4_WHDp72Y

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There's a lot of extremely dark end-of and post-war shit that gets put under the rug. Germans got practically counter-genocided at some places.

His haircut is Jewish

What countries actually deserves to be considered a joke? China?

>be French
>build Maginot Line
>Germans just walk around it

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>>Yea Forums
I know this thread is already crap because poltard, but, come on, you dipshit.

God, I can't believe this is fucking CGI. The animation of this show is gorgeous.

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>Char 2c
>a propoganda tank got destroyed
Wow color me surprised

It’s a comparison dipshit having kids being seconds away from being blasted at point bank isn’t something that’s been a big deal in the past in other countries and he’ll a lot of kids shows have plenty of themes like that happening

Also, they couldnt agree on a proper command structure for the military, and there was friction within the military bureaucracy because of it.

I’m gonna point y’all to one specific battle that has left France scared. Verdun was literally described as hell on earth. It lasted almost a year with having nonstop fighting, barrages, and gas attacks. Just look at this report
>The battle had lasted for 303 days, the longest and one of the most costly in human history. In 2000, Hannes Heer and K. Naumann calculated 377,231 French and 337,000 German casualties, a total of 714,231 and an average of 70,000 a month. In 2014, William Philpott wrote of 976,000 casualties in 1916 and 1,250,000 suffered around the city during the war.
Not only that is people are still dying from all the shells and grenades that never detonated until a farmer plowing accidentally hit it

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Also a lot of interesting animations and comics are inspired by this
youtu.be/5LShtscR588

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Why would the best of the German army be in France after the the surrender when they had fights to attend in so many other places?

All of Eastern Europe was ethnically cleansed of Germans, to use an anachronistic term, to prevent a re-occurrence of "the German problem". Most of them had never been citizens of a state called Germany.

It's amazing how not only did you make all that up, you managed tp make it about EBIL LEFTIST BOOGEYMAN. My favorite part is
>Bypass them through Belgium like Before
When belgium was essentially the rest of the maginot line and germany invaded through the thought to be impenetrable ardennes. While french military incompetence and superior german strategy is largely to blame; muh Leftists muh meme tanks is pure retardation.

Britain and US

There was a brief moment where Regular Show, Brave and the Bold, etc had guns
Then Aurora happened

No one, really. The Italians often did poorly but their army was unmotivated to beat up on other countries for conquest and equipped with outdated gear (Mussolini did a military build-up too soon and much was outmoded by the time the war actually began) and their navy was hampered by bad-quality ammunition and poor leadership but much else was good about it and they gave the British navy a real struggle for the Mediterranean.

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Most central europe and the balkans were a clusterfuck of heterogenous demographic distribution. Multi-ethnic states where plenty and began to have problems during the the rise of nationalism. Austro-Hungary collapsed quite spectacularly while the primarily germanic areas actually had unification protests. The french wizened early and forced all their disparate ethnic groups to merge but central europeans were never organized enough for that

WWII was such a shock to everyone that within a couple years of it's end all states simply forced foreign speakers to move out of country. Germans got the worst of it by practically getting pogrommed out, with deaths numbering the high 100ks

The right side is the usual pious overstatement of the size and importance of the French resistance, the pretense that France hadn't really been defeated and accommodated the victors.

There's no such thing as a common sense gun law because no one can agree on what's a sensible approach.

It's to distinguish it from the incorrect notion of gun control, which is what the NRA likes to tell you is a total and complete ban on guns. They do that to scare voters from anyone vying for any sort of gun control.

Does “Shall not be infringed” mean anything to you euro

The Germans sent their best right at the start of occupation, they had no other front open, then progressively moved them to the eastern front and put non-wermatch SS units in charge.

Things didn't go south until '43 so the occupation force had a couple years of relative peace, enough to frolic with the locals. Then the eastern front collapses and things go to hell, fast.

You apparently know nothing about fascism despite your clusterfuck of a continent birthing it.

The fuck are you on about? Most of our wars were won by overwhelming force. It's when we started doing behind the scenes shit that we accidentally fucked ourselves.

>Most French just accepted their country's defeat and realignment with the victors.
I guess Free France means nothing anymore

No, it's used to refer to whatever new gun control scheme any given politician dreams up. It's meaningless despite whatever personal definition you give it.

It's not so much a forced merger of the different ethnic groups (normads, jews, flanders.. ians? flandese?, etc) but a side-slip of non-authoritarian nationalism, especially during WWI. As a concequence of state and military uniformity, you were at a strong disadvantage in life by not adapting to some things - mostly by adopting French as a second language, and the required military service. The state benefits, trains, and major universities and economic interests were all in French, and thanks to protectionist trade unions and their commercial dealings (Manufrance), assimilation into a new French culture was easy. No one had to give up their local customs or regional languages, they just became obsolete.

An example of this is wine v beer. There used to be regional ciders, beers, and fruit wines in large amounts, but due to WWI, the government saw fit to issue generic red wine to the military, like the British rum ration. Wine shipped better, was higher in alcohol content, but not to much as to make smuggling and theft that profitable. Due to a continued sense of fraternity, the soldiers kept to wine after the war, and many regional beer styles went extinct.

Most nations of Europe have guns. It's just that Americans seem to equate guns with freedom, or political power. Most Americans are happy to sign away their lives to debt, to live in a police state, and to bury their heads in the sand as long as they are allowed the symbols of freedom, just as long as they do not execute the rights and responsibilities the symbols represent.

or, you can own a semi-auto, but you cannot form a union without being fired. you can drive an inefficent truck, but if you touch cannibis you are going to prison. Your gun is hollow.

What part of Constitutional Rights do you faggots not understand?

>highly militarized police force
>worshipping the military
>votes not counted
>authoritarian law making with virtually no public input
>protestors tear gassed
>police are immune to murder charges
>corporations use "public representatives' as lobbyists
>international human rights violations covered up by centrally controlled media
>single party with two labels, but the same owners
>interwoven religious consultation with the law, especially regarding reproductive rights and education
>the prison-contract labor industry
>mentioning labour unions can get you fired
>secret courts
>plead or prison

you cannot see the forest for the trees.

>muh rights
Look up "Japanese American Internment camps", and you'll find your rights are just priviledges your government can take away at whim. Your rights mean nothing.

>No one had to give up their local customs or regional languages, they just became obsolete.
I'd say it's a process that really got started since the revolution and the Napoleonic wars. During that time education underwent a mayor reform (more or less into the shape we know it as today) and French began to overtake regional languages. Mos def, by WWI that process was almost finished.

An identical process happened in 1890 in my country Argentina. The Avellaneda immigration laws ended up with nearly 75% of our cunt being foreigners of all kinds of regions and language groups. Terrorism was starting to become a problem. But by 1910 the education reform successfully assimilate the children of immigrant families and the ethnic conflicts were successfully curtailed.

The constitution is just a paper and it's stupid to think parts of it won't become obsolete with time. Tradition must not get in the way of pragmatism.

With that said denying the necessity of some guns is also a very stupid thing to do.

How all the wars you dragged us in?

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>Not sure I believe it, but France does have a cuck fetish in their cartoons....
they do?

>The constitution is just a paper and it's stupid to think parts of it won't become obsolete with time. Tradition must not get in the way of pragmatism.
Get out you fucking commie

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this
It's CGI done right

commies had constitutions too

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>A for frAnce

So did FDR take orders from General DeGaulle? Did Johnson , and Nixon, not stay in Vietnam long after French forces left it to the Vietnamese rather than continue the blood bath?
America willingly sent itself into 3 wars that had French involvement, and many others just because it smelled money. France didn't force America to do anything it wouldn't have done at the right profit margin.
America should gain some fucking self agency, and grow up. This cycle of victimhood, blind obedience, and profiteering is why China has quietly gutted that shithole country.

ITT: Command & Conquer experts

He's literally asking. Reading comprehension was more of a DC forte.

Real Americans are pro-gun, but the Commiefornians who make cartoons blanch at the sight of a super soaker.

You got us involved in the first fucking place you can’t control your shitty governments from being absolute monarchies dictating what’s good for the people claiming their too stupid to know otherwise. We got involved because Japan attacked us. Not saying we wouldn’t have if they didn’t but our main was enemy was the Japanese not Germany.

based

Yeah and do they actually adhere to those? I’m pretty sure Polish, Russians, Estonians, Germans, and Ukrainians would tell you otherwise

Patton wanted to start a war with the Soviets, but the US government wouldn't let him

>BUT AKSHUALLY NAZIS ARE GOOD ANYWAY
Pick a fucking narrative already.

yeah they did, politburo drama was one hell of a show.

all those guys had separate governments with they own constitution, dictated at gunpoint by the (soviet) russian empire, they didn't choose to be commies, it was imposed on them

Frogs are ungrateful dogs. The Maréchal exchanged France honor for the life of its people, and it hurted their national pride deeply

And the Japanese are better off for it.

>Because France elected Leftist faggots
>General Petin, conservative nationalist

Are you a real-life human person? They elected a WWI hero, whom was an 80 yo arrogant patriot.

>decades later, a furry cartoon called Sonic Satam, heavily inspired by french resistance (a group of rebels hiding in forest fighting against a totalitarian tyrant) make fun of french people.
>animated by french people with that

No they fucking did not.

Titeuf, the clip can get you banned depending on mood of the janitors: older posts: desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/aco.co.wsg/image/lrlooGOVjfL2IgaoZF2nWA/

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>prove that you are not insane
>take a course on gun safety
>keep it in safe
>have it check up on by inspector once in a while
Is this so fucking hard?

An inspector? Fuck off.

Are you sure about that. They had some manga where they said every Asian nation was willing to cooperate with them

>inspector
Holy fuck you’re retarded.

>you
I wasn't alive!
France pulled America out of a Monarchy - twice! Once during the Ancienne Regime, and again during the reign of Napoleon when the UK was kidnapping American sailors.
America attacked , overthrew, and raped Cuba, Nicaragua, Haiti, Iran, Ecuador, Lybia, Iraq, the Philippines, the Kingdom of Hawaii, Panama, and Costa Rica. The world hates the United States, and for good reason. What even if your culture - a coca cola commercial and a hamburger?

see

>After WWI

>virgin french resistance
>chad yugoslav partisans

>France pulled America out of a Monarchy - twice!
>twice
Let’s talk about that rape of Africa, India, and China. Don’t paint the US as some scapegoat for Europe’s actions to numbnuts

Wow, and here i thought that Russia stuck in a cold war.

*too

>sell little bit of opium to chinamen
>200 years later some cuck calls it a rape

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>It did and the women that did got lynched after liberation. Recorded in camera and everything.

It's not the proof or argument you think it is. It happened but it wasn't something that was organized. Just stupid angry masses being stupid angry masses. All it took was a rumor or one jealous neighboor. Also note that it only happened in rural or poor classes. Upper middles classes women (or men) and above weren't shunned for what they did during the occupation.

Nope. But France love comedies that are about adultery, it's their Roman's heritage.

You cannot read.

The upper class, and middle class were indeed shunned. The most famous example is/was Maurice Chevalier. You'd know him as the man who did the song "the birds in the trees seem to whisper Louise." Yes, the ruling classes was mostly untouched, but there was no total immunity. Chevalier was not a real colaborater, but his international status was knocked a bit. I think that there was some status symbol thing about having a german beau with vicky women due to either income, or supply access during domestic shortages, or something. So a mixed bag of rumors, and well known flaunting were seen.

Remember when the opening of an educational cartoon about history ended with two dozen people incinerated by rocket exhaust and the earth exploded? Fun times in France.
Also pic, that was a franco-british production. Dear lord, were british cartoons even bleaker.

It's a fate worse than death for nazis. Without perfectly groomed hair they get ostracized by the rest of the pack, reduced in rank and ultimately die alone shortly afterwards.

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Nobody wants to open that can of worms for a very good reason - aside from the ethnic cleansing, it also shows ethnic Germans in terrible light. In Czechoslovakia for example, about 60% of the German minority voted for the Nazis right when the Nazi Germany was openly threatening the country they were citizens of and promising to murder their Czech neighbors.
Reminding today's Czechs and Germans that Czechs ethnically cleansed Germans, but those same Germans were literal traitors and wanted to kill them all first would just stir old grievances and distrust that has finally started to disappear.

/k/ here, didn't think the Yea Forumsmblr meme was real till you posted.

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>France gets its ass kicked by rice farmers
>asks the US to clean up their mess
don't try to claim innocence, Pierre

>t. republicuck who blames mass shootings on mental illness but doesn't vote for people to provide more health care

There is nothing wrong with social darwinism.

Because they don't want kids to start playing in Daddy's gun cabinet

The superiority of having mountains

>t. retarded americans who doesn't know what darwinism is
Nature doesn't care about quality, it only cares about quantity and making as many of a species as possible.

That's why the killed him

Wew, the incel brigade is here in full force today. Don't you guys have school shootings to justify or something? US govt is gonna grab your guns and your vidyas while you watch your girlfriend take the BBC, you'd think you'd have more important things to worry about than ww2 politics.

Yes they fucking did, dumbass.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_Polish_People's_Republic

The Blum and Daladier governments were left-leaning. Petain came into power when the Battle of France had already been lost. Nonetheless, it's stupid to blame the political instability of the Third Republic and the post-ww1 pacifism on one political current (political current that would be hard concervatism by today's standards, too)

Still, for those that want to have a better grasp of interwar politics in France and the evolution the ideologies inside the Resistance and the Vichy government (for french speakers):

youtube.com/watch?v=GmiHhu_SFFE
youtube.com/v/FaRVjRzFtMc

Ignore the clickbait titles, the videos are factual, well researched and overall excellent.

>burgers have been getting their asses kicked nonstop by goat herders and rice farmers

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t. knows nothing about evolution or Darwinism

Protip: Survival of the fittest doesn't necessarily mean survival of the best (or the strongest), and unless you're a single gene, it shouldn't be your primary concern in the first place.

Probably because we're aware of the subtle rot of incrementalism and over correct for it.

Now go bin that kitchen utensil m8

That was America's doing. Ho Chi Mihn went to the US three times, asking for diplomatic help, to get France to exit Vietnam in the same way General DeGaulle exitted Algeria, which should have been done long before. The empire was done with anyway, and French forces were leaving. It was America that chose to enact the false flag attack at the Gulf of Tokin, to carpet bomb civilians with napalm and agent orange, and to install a puppet dictator in South Vietnam and Cambodia as a tactic to carry on the war, which they did long after it was obviously unwinnable. That's how to genocide of the Rhmer Rogue started. France didn't do that - America did.

Can you fucking read dummy I said adhere to it not writing it

it cares bout qualities that can survive within environmental contexts

>common sense gun laws
Well according to batshit anti-gun nuts, common sense gun laws would make it so no one can use a "assault weapon" which would mean guns in general and would infringe apon our 2A which is unconstitutional.

>common-sense gun laws

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>hey, let me look if you keep your guns in secure location or just leave them around
Are you afraid of mailman too?

>1st ammendment
school speech codes, military speech codes, FCC censorship, the Sinclair broadcast monopoly, reporters arrested at protests.
>2nd ammendment
no bump stocks, cannot buy a gun if you smoke weed, no national universe license, you can join the military at 18 but can't buy a pistol until you're 21.
>4th ammendment
civil assett forfeiture, no knock warrants, "I smell weed", patriot act, cambridge analytica, police immunity.
>5th- 8th ammendments
unreasonable bail, death row has 4% innocence at a minimum, compound sentencing, mandantory minimums, three strikes laws, immigration courts with no lawyers, denied access to public defenders, the entire grand jury system.
>9th ammendment
imminent domain, the electoral college, the two party system.

>but muh constitution
it was gutted decades ago

They should not have an inspector in the first place. Fucking infringement on freedoms

>>>>>>>the electoral college
Now I know you’re retarded

In the momentary environmental context. Evolution has no long-term planning, so a species can easily evolve itself out of existence because in short-term, having ridiculously long decorative feathers, for example, leads to more reproductive success than retaining an ability to fly. The moment your specific niche changes you're completely fucked, but good job, you outbred your non-retarded cousins for a few seconds of evolutionary time.

Freedom to be a careless retard?

you have no idea how the electoral college works, do you?

I'd rather have this than being shown lesbos slobbering all over each other.

Do you faggot?

And own slaves.

France bankrupted themselves helping America gain independence then 200 yers later the Americans pull this shit on them.

Fuck the yanks.

Freedom front a government encroaching on your daily life you commie fuck

>(real republican, not the American fascist thing)
stopped reading here

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>he called me a cuck so he must be a republican
Stay mad

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Electoral college violates the 9th amendment?

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The USA don't have the excuse of being a small country of 40 million people, completely destroyed by ww2, with a 25% strong communist party in the '50s.

>Hey man, we're at war against a communist guerrilla supported by the USSR and China, could you give us a hand? We're currently helping you in Korea against the same people after all
>I dunno Pierre, this Ho Chi Minh guy sounds nice, and colonialism is bad, m'kay.
>For fuck's sake Bill, this whole Containment policy is your idea
>Alright, alright, here's three airplanes with crew, take care.
>French completely fucks up by supporting the hated Mandarins and by lack of political and material support to the army, coupled with infighting in the high command. Gives up in 1954.
>US comes in South Vietnam immediately, just have to change the nameplates.
>It's not colonialism, it's imperialism. You uncultured swine.
>War continues, except now North Vietnam is an actual country that can support the guerrila
>US does exactly the same mistakes to a fucking tee.
>After 20 years and trillions of dollars wasted, US admits defeat, North invades South, the Socialist Republic of Vietnam is created.
>It's currently the last fully Marxist-Leninist state on the planet.

I don't care much about the french, but that's genius geopolitics on america's part right here.
The US tried to outsmart everyone, including its allies, in order to extend its sphere of influence, and it was the worst political and military failure of the century alongside Barbarossa.

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Are there any real arguments against EC or are they all
>reeeeeeeeee it stops jew york and commiepornia from deciding who is a president so it is bad
faggotry?

>common-sense gun laws

>It's ok that people's votes count for less!
>Why?
>BECAUSE FUCK LIBERALS
That's not a better argument.
>BUT FUCK LIBERALS
You're a cuck and a slave to Israel.

The Vichy government was the legitimate authority of France and all "Resistance" fighters are traitors

The idea that the weight of your vote should magically change depending on where you move sounds pretty ridiculous to the rest of the developed world.

yes, here's a lesson on why your vote is meaningless.
The elctoral college is composed of congress, with each state rep. getting a vote from between two canidates during the presidental election. They get to choose either a Republican, or a Democrat. No other parties are allowed to enter the race. Your vote, the popular vote, has no legal meaning whatsoever. It's counted, but that number does jack. Your state reps are under no legal obligation to vote in acordance with the populous.
The canidates are appointed by the delegates of the parties. These people essentially choose who runs in the dog and pony show of american politics. You don't vote for them, their names are not public. The delegates are not accountable to the public, and are mostly rich billionaires who finance the campaigns, and order their repective congressional representative to vote on laws that are written by the backer's lawyers.

Once either stooge gets in, they appoint their cabinet, as the delegates tell them, which is virtually always lobbyists touting their experience in the private sector. Departmental rulings are the real daily policy of the US federal government, and the lobbyist department head, who you don't vote for, is the one passing rules at whim, which bring profit to the party backers.

that's how your government works.

United STATES of America, the Electoral College means that each state decides who the president is instead of just California

Nature doesn't care about anything. Evolution is not survival of the fittest, it's reproduction of the survivors. If someone with a weird mutation survives and reproduces more than someone with superhuman features that got unlucky and fell down a cliff that's equally valid as the opposite

The 9th allows rights to the people, but this ammendment is eccentially null and void in total, thanks mostly to the electoral college system (designed by rich plantation owning elites so they could maintain power) which undermines the rights of the people by delegating governmental departments to corporate regulation. The smaller arms of the federal government control your food, water, tv content, and most aspects of your daily life, at the will of corporations.

They have to vote according to their voters in some states

It's more skewed towards the smaller states than even the fucking EU that's actually composed of different countries

And they adhered to it until they had a change of regime. What's your fucking point, you common-law guzzling troglodyte?

If the constitution was so sacred, you would follow the original text and not the bill of rights and subsequent amendments. How can one be so stupid as to reee against change itself when defending a fucking AMENDMENT?

And let me tell you, boy, that you'd hava a completely different contry if you followed the declaration of independence and the original constitution.

Think whatever you want about gun rights, but find a better argument than "Don't touch the constitution". Especially when your states and federal laws already wipe their asses with the 2nd (amongst others).

>No other parties are allowed to enter the race
Completely wrong you only seem to look at shit face value if you honestly think the electoral college is stupid since you must win a certain amount of electoral votes. Having the most votes doesn’t automatically mean you get to be president jackass
>that's how your government works.
And yours is bunch of rich oligarchs controlling what is said and how to behave because what your ancestors did in the past hold you accountable for their actions. Sins of the fathers apparently. Not only that your governments are so keen on censoring other people’s opinions that disagree with them. Not only that but your governments are importing literal fucking idiots and moochers who contribute fuck all to the economy, military, or welfare of your countries.

Suck a cock fag

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Because our constitution wasn’t written by someone else controlling the people writing it. We didn’t have a gun to our heads while writing it. You’re all for taking guns from citizens who have done nothing wrong but you still blame them. You cry about defending the second amendment because you can’t fathom why people should. You think we should all kneel before a fucking corrupt government and let invade part of our personal lives because some people shoot some. Yes it’s sad when people lose their lives but to automatically blame everyone who has a gun is nothing short of a commie who sees living as a fucking privilege because the state allows it. Fuck off

The French literally fought against the allies more than they fought against the Germans.

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What are you taking about? My country had a grand total of 2312 refugees over the past 5 years, and half of them work for less than 2€ (1/4 of minimum wage) an hour, because they aren't allowed to earn more. But sure, they are destroying my country

Any episode with Hitler jugend members visiting France on a field trip? I wonder how they would be portrayed.

The time is now near at hand which must probably determine whether Americans are to be freemen or slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their houses and farms are to be pillaged and destroyed, and themselves consigned to a state of wretchedness from which no human efforts will deliver them. The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or die."

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Where?

They're depressing wages of low-skilled jobs, thereby killing the economic mobility of the most vulnerable class of your countrymen.

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Over 2000 working for 1/4 of minimum wage. And your saying that’s not bad?

We already have a huge lack of unskilled labour, the only people doing it are 1. Or 2. Generation immigrants and part timers

How is it bad? They aren't forced to work and they get enough money to get by without it.

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Looks great, but I still find the tone confusing. But anything with WWII in it is commendable.

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Not even illegals in America are paid that low.

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I'm more interested to see foreign fighters in the SS including Frenchmen.

Illegals in the us don't get a place to stay and enough money to get by from the government

>I don't understand cost of living by country
why ? how?

>America: can live pretty low the poverty line but not too expensive
>Europe: can’t even afford a small apartment in a city

No they didn't. Their men became collaborators and helped to sell out the French Jews and their women became Nazi whores. France is a joke of a country and "le French Resistance" is France trying to paper over a shameful time in history.

I guess we’re just going to ignore Free France again?

>not wanting to fuck Aryan ubermensch

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Funnily, that's one of the main hobby horses of a bunch of french comic artists.
They'll cram LVF or SS. Charlemagne patches on every german uniform they can. It's propaganda on the level of Relic putting ROA patches on the germans in CoH2.

>what is reading comprehension?
Being part of the constitution is not an argument protecting it from
constitutional change. Would you have defended the prohibition when it was part of the constitution?

Use other arguments, from Switzerland to the need for a well-regulated militia or crime statistics across the world. But "it's enshrined in the constitution, hands off" is the resort of hydrocephalic cretins, on the level of "guns are the only object made for killing" on the other side.
You stupid buffoon. You in particular would deserve to have your right to own guns removed even if everyone has access to them, because you're obviously unfit for society.

There were far more mixed franco-german babies from french forced laborers in german farms fucking Helga while Hans was away fighting the soviets. Meanwhile whores fucking SS officers usually knew how to use contraception.
You can follow this with the rise of french racial markers like varicose veins in the german population post-ww2.
And it's the same with US, britain and soviet union due to the post-war military bases in germany.

>mfw nazi gets cucked by everyone from slavs to amerimutts

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I do enjoy the part where some people in Germany tried to get them to pay for reperations only to tell Germany to fuck off because those germans were traitors. I guess people were too shortsighted to realize how fucked they'd be if the germans lost the war.

Survival of the fittest literally doesn't apply to humans because we use technology to sidestep shit.

A lot of people aren't for taking all the guns. Most people are in favor of taking specific guns away. Military grade riflies shouldn't be sold and anyone who can't pass a fucking mental health test or has clear mental issues like making a goddamn rape list and posting it in public aren't fit to have guns.

and that's a good thing

>There were far more mixed franco-german babies from french forced laborers in german farms fucking Helga while Hans was away fighting the soviets. Meanwhile whores fucking SS officers usually knew how to use contraception.
RoboCope

SHALL

>military grade
I agree. Civillians should get better quality weapons. My service rifle jams at least twice everytime I have to qualify for it.

>Military grade weapons shouldn't be spread-
>I AGREE THEY SHOULD WOW WELL SAID
What's the point. Did you think you looked clever.

based

Not all of Europe is Paris, there's plenty of extremely cheap countries and cities

this comic image made by some cuck validates my point x3!

user, military grade is a meme. It doesn't mean what you think it is.

I wasn't even that user, I just get annoyed by people who obnoxiously sidestep conversations like that. It's as bad as ending your post with "/thread", in fact it's functionally the same thing, same lame attempt at shutting the conversation down. Just fucking have an exchange of ideas.

yes thats right us americans and our silly guns and stuck up attitudes. terrible people and a terrible country. best you avoid coming here or moving here, or anyone for that matter. in matter of fact, its such a terrible place, you should save others from it. take our illegals and our gun fearing leftists and our poor black communities please, they are scared and would do better in europe than here, where they are far, far away from us freedom loving gun owners. then, you can all laugh at us gun loving, freedom loving yuppies together, separate, and never ever interacting with us again, just like you want, and we'll continue to be over here enjoying our way of life without interfering with you? sound good? good. now get to it!

Animal Farm remain better

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Who's shutting who down? If he wants to bring what constitutes as military grade he can do so. Just know that misusing terminologies won't get brownie points for me.

seconed! i am sick of sadism and gay shit from US cartoons. where i can get this french cartoon?

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French Resistance started after germans started to massacre people in France. most of them were random groups of socialists, communists, crime gangs, nationalists fighting each other for control of small areas. the whole Resistance counted at best around only 20 thousands active members. it soviet union massive efforts to connect those under one command and start the fight united.

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>you are wrong, here's my revisionist truth!

>you are wrong, here's my revisionist truth!

Okay tell us how many German soldiers were killed by this resistance of yours? And not right before the German defeat but during the height of it's power.

I honestly don't know the numbers but in my country the Partisan only managed to get cca 100 kills unil 1943 if we are not counting murdered civilians.

I am being objective here too. Communists and let's face it most of the resistance were that were hiding like rats and only came out when the war has ended. Then they claimed gorillion kills and declared themselves heroes.

They got large pensions and stole a bunch of money from regular people.

That's a cool picture of prostitutes larping as "fighters". Most men never killed an armed soldier in a battle let alone women.

But all over Europe girls who were 14 15 16 at the end of the war receive a fighter's pension. Some even admit that they never saw any combat and were only treating wounds/cooking at the camp.

They were young teenage sluts that left their home to be gangbanged in the woods.

Kills never mattered. Bombing supply depots, sabotaging factories and giving information to the allies/Soviets on the other hand mattered quite a lot. But instead of the guy that threw a wrench into the Steelpresses engine, knowing he would be shot if noticed, the guy that murdered a German teenager in his sleep got a heroes medal

Do you have any source for that fanfiction you wrote whatsoever.

>prove it

It's common knowledge that women slept with occupying forces to be treated better.

And in the past when wars were more genocidal all men used to be whiped out while women remained alive as slaves. Haitian revolution is one of such cases.

My source

That has nothing to do with the topic on hand

So you have nothing is what you're telling me.

After the landings in Normandy and Provence, the paramilitary components of the Resistance were organised more formally, into a hierarchy of operational units known, collectively, as the French Forces of the Interior (FFI). Estimated to have a strength of 100,000 in June 1944, the FFI grew rapidly and reached approximately 400,000 by October of that year.[8] Although the amalgamation of the FFI was, in some cases, fraught with political difficulties, it was ultimately successful, and it allowed France to rebuild the fourth-largest army in the European theatre (1.2 million men) by VE Day in May 1945.[9]

French "resistance" really only began resisting in 1945 when Germany was about to lose and the cowardly French who capitualted in 6 weeks got brave.

There was lots of civil disobedience and sabotage (a French word for a reason) before that

Thats not about prostitues larping as whores thats about the french being worth fuck all in a war.

>In the beginning, resistance was limited to activities such as severing phone lines, vandalizing posters and slashing tyres on German vehicles.[43] Another form of resistance was underground newspapers like Musée de l'Homme (Museum of Mankind) which circulated clandestinely.[44]

Modern day antifags. Petty vandals druggies, commies and whores. Absolutely hilarious

>There was lots of civil disobedience and sabotage (a French word for a reason) before that

Yeah a small % of communist kiddies were acting like brats. Sounds familar to antifags today.

Wasn't this thread supposed to be about a cartoon?

>There was lots of civil disobedience and sabotage (a French word for a reason) before that

>The first résistant executed by the Germans was a Polish Jewish immigrant named Israël Carp, shot in Bordeaux on 28 August 1940 for jeering a German military parade down the streets of Bordeaux.[50] The first Frenchman shot for resistance was the 19 year-old Pierre Roche, who was shot on 7 September 1940 after he was caught cutting the phone lines between Royan and La Rochelle.[50] On 10 September 1940, the military governor of France, General Otto von Stülpnagel announced in a press statement that no mercy would be granted to those engaging in sabotage and all saboteurs would be shot.[50] Despite his warning, more continued to engage in sabotage. Louis Lallier, a farmer was shot for sabotage on 11 September in Epinal and Marcel Rossier, a mechanic was shot in Rennes on 12 September.[50] One more was shot in October 1940, and three more in November 1940.[50]

Only a few cases in 1940. The French didn't care and the founding resistance members were mainly foreign agents and Jews.

The French didn't care about Jews.

>Ousby noted about the introduction of the first anti-Semitic laws in 1940: "There was no sign of public opposition to what was happening, or even widespread unease at the direction in which events were heading ... Many people, perhaps even most people, were indifferent.

learn what happened after the franco-prussian war you dingus, Paris stand still and it was a bloodbath

>According to the Abwehr officer Hermann Bickler, the Germans needed 32 000 indicateurs (informers) to crush all resistance in France, but he reported in the fall of 1940 that the Abwehr had already exceeded that target.[62] It was difficult for Germans to pass themselves off as French, so the Abwehr, the Gestapo and the SS could not have functioned without French informers.

Majority of the French supported Germans. There were more French collaborators than resistance fighters

No

And Communist or Communist sympathisers.

A gun and Nazis??
Can't have that, we need to make more transexual blobs over here

Lol French cucks literally joined resistance because French women prefered German men.

>A major reason for young Frenchmen to become résistants was resentment of Collaboration horizontale ("horizontal collaboration"), the euphemistic term for sexual relationships between German men and Frenchwomen.[24]
>many young Frenchmen disliked the fact that some Frenchwomen seemed to find German men more attractive than them and wanted to strike back.[74]

it keeps happening

But hard to care for fringe groups when you country is in chaos and being occupied

>wanting to stop your women from fucking the enemy makes you a cuck
You gotta pick a narrative to stick to, /pol/

Ironically women want French speaking chads now and the ones with nazi values are the angry incels.

This source says percieved "horizontal collaboration" was a big reason for joining the resistance, it doesn't talk about how widespread it actually was

Do you know what the word cuck means? he used it in the proper context

Cuckold means willingly letting another man fuck your wife and get off to it, right?

no, it means the woman is fucking another man besides him.
He doesn't have to know about it.

That's not the definition of cuckold. Then again, the word has changed all form of meaning since the days where it was known as "netorare" on here

But thats exactly what it means

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I thought it was used purely in relation to fetishes, my mistake

Based

Should have strung him up, even better

I really enjoyed the first season of this, but I never got to see more of it which was a shame.
>Their pig was found by some nazi
He made it right? The cute pig didn't get eaten?
I recall some of the people who fansubbed wakfu fansubbed this too, they're a cool bunch of people and I am very thankful for what they did.
Mako unrelated

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Cringe

>Ironically women want French speaking chads now and the ones with nazi values are the angry incels.

What French chads? France is overrun by 3rd world immigrants and French women are chosing them over the French men.

They are being cucked once again but this time by unarmed sub 80IQ savages. At least in 1940's they were being cucked by a powerful military.

Mako is never unrelated.

I wouldn't call rape "choosing them".

>He made it right?
He's gut, user

More like "Me" "My Penis" "Ben Shapiro's Hot Sister"

Wow now I want to firebomb all of Germany.

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National mythologies are an important ingredient of national identity. Successes, even of questionable significance, can be used for publicity and you can never have enough of that.
E.g. Germans love to bring up those assassins that almost managed to kill Hitler. And would America be independent if the insurgents didn't spread instigating propaganda about themselves and the Brits?

You know, it's kind of weird that much of America's identity is "fuck the Brits!", yet they're just as prude as them. Yet Canada, who only (somewhat) recently stopped sucking British cock, is fairly degenerate.

What's Australia and New Zealand like?

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Wait really? If it's real I have to see the video.

>My dad
kek

This is Britcentric as fuck. Americans barely even think about Britain.

>Ben Shapiro
>Facts
Lol, what's next? Alex Jones?

That was my point though? That Americans don't care for the Brits yet are just as prude.

So that's why. Doesn't surprise me.

Germans are pretty happy about admitting only about Holocaust and ignoring all other crimes they did in WW2, happy to point fingers at other nations how they were bad with Jews. To point even feeling like if Nazis were some reptilians who suddenly took over Germany and all true Germans resisted them.

The other half bent to the Allies.

It's pretty pointless to blame people for something that some people did before they were even born. I see no one blaming the French for all the warcrimes under Napoleon

>if the French had not surrendered, they would simply have been massacared.
He gave example how Warsaw was destroyed, ignoring it was destroyed in 44, not in 39

>The only reason anyone makes fun of France for it today is because in the mid 1960s President Charles DeGaulle kicked out NATO forces from France
Because only Americans mock WW2 France

The Berlin Memorial to the Murdered Jews outright lists a bunch of other groups Germans murdered during WW2 even though the memorial technically isn't even about them. The few things they don't like admitting are stuff like .

>I wouldn't call rape "choosing them".

Delusional. A lot of French women fuck Negroes out of their free will and even want to have mutt babies

>Americans barely even think about Britain.

They are too busy hating their own "white" people

>Germans are pretty happy about admitting only about Holocaust and ignoring all other crimes they did in WW2, happy to point fingers at other nations how they were bad with Jews. To point even feeling like if Nazis were some reptilians who suddenly took over Germany and all true Germans resisted them.

Oy vey 6 trillion died in the shoah top kek schizoid Jew

>You stupid buffoon. You in particular would deserve to have your right to own guns removed even if everyone has access to them, because you're obviously unfit for society.
I’m unfit!? Motherfucker I’d like to see your faggot ass try to take them. I’m not a fucking idiot when handling guns. Get out you commie. You clearly don’t understand why I and other people defend the 2nd and not 18th.

>paying my hard earned money to finance Tyrone's hospital visit after his 11th drive by shooting

youtu.be/6VixqvOcK8E

>Based Frenchie executing Nazis
Presentez vous me la sauce?

the french are the saltiest of peoples

yuck

if they should shoot anyone it's their leaders of the time that robbed them of a proper

taking out their anger on the conqueror is just pathetic

le frenchman google english

Can't believe this shit thread is still up.

oh go join a forum

Americans should know that feeling by now.

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har har har

you're probably a nazi whatever you are

The name of the show is 'Les Grande Grand Vacances' (ang. the long long holiday). I don't know if there is an actual execution in this scene, but it is beautifully animated.

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The Bf109 v D.521 dogfight was cool to watch

so badass. wow. much tuffy. golly whiz.

realistically the vast bulk of an american unuiversal coverage scheme would go to fat southern whites, the eldery, and smokers. There's very little gun crime in the US compared to the majority of the world, which is why the little weasel word "first world/developed nations' often is slipped into statistic claims, thus ignoring the massive crisis in Central America, Western Africa, etc.

le...leftist... muh twitter followers...

>so badass. wow. much tuffy. golly whiz.
You still won’t do a damn thing

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you're pretending to be tough while on an anime website on the internet, you retarded 12 year old.

Honest question for french anons, Is it actually true that french generals banned their colonial troops from entering Germany in the last weeks of WW2 to "whiten up" the army?

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Wasn't that a M.S.406?

>You tell them to implement common-sense gun laws they throw with shit,
Shall not be infringed you yuropoor

>Whites, like in most deleterious social measurements, are second only to Asians in (lack of) obesity

Imagine being such a weasel that you slip in deceitful flat claims while complaining about weasel stats.

Yes, but it was actually at the request of the American political advisors as part of the joint UK-US effort. The fear was that if the French Senegalese Resistance fighters were seen in news reels, that blacks in the Americas who start expecting equality. There was/is extreme bitterness over this.
To this day, it is illegal for a government official to ask you your religion or race.

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I am pro-gun, and appreciate health coverage. Most Americans are white. Most of your health problems are due to being fat. This is simple.

Japs got off way easier because
>lol, those orientals didn't know any better

Is this a Tintin movie?

Do you know why Champs Elysees has so many trees along it?
So the Germans could walk in the shade.

sorry, I meant to write Senegalese soldiers, as they were part of the Army, not the resistance movement.

Les Grande Grande Vacances.
It looks similar, but it's a dark 10p series about the lives of people in nazi occupied France, and how some people joined the resistance, some joined the nazis, and some tried to pretend everything was fine and nothing changed.

And your pretending to actually be smart so win/win retard

The best part was when he got so buttblasted he called fucking Andrew Neil a Leftist

Actually from the stats I don't think most obese people are white but I don't care enough to do the math. You're simple if you don't see how disingenuous you're being, same as those "most people on welfare are white" people who use it to support bolstering the welfare state.

"SHALL NOT"

Means keep your grubby leftist hands off my guns

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Sure small print at Jew memorial is same as openly big memorials to their other victims and talking openly about their other crimes in same way they talk about Holocaust
Guy who was in charge of massacring civilians in aftermath of Warsaw Uprising was protected by german courts who never let his extradition to Poland happen despite obvious guilt. He was allowed to have political carrier even being mayor in some place. They only acknowledge this in 2015

The blond in the crowd wants to see some shit...

Why is 'Leftist' just a buzzword in America that means "person who disagrees with me"?

The tribalism between 'left' and 'right' in America is insane.

It's weird that gun ownership has become a left vs right issue. 50 years ago gun control was neither a left or right wing position as you could find people across the political spectrum for and against it.

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the American republicans, a far-right party, label themselves as pro-gun. This is despite Ronald Reagan creating more gun laws. The fascists are fragile historical revisionists, mostly young men and boys with no real experience in life, or who have been raised in the hyper militant enviornment of America. That which does not conform to their cultishly simple world view, is their enemy. So, anything not to the far right is automatically left, and an insult.

Sasuga Yea Forums.

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>French revolution attempts to free the people from aristos
>they wind up bowing to an Italian guy
>he also reinstates slavery

What a bunch of fucking dweebs. What was the point of all those guillotines then?

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his hair is his achilles heel

I love how you claim the other user doesn't know something while you use the term neoliberal wrongly as well

There's a huge lack of best couple in this thread

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seething

Why do you think commies are so obsessed with counter-revolutionaries and reactionaries? Multiple revolutions failed because a reactionary committee appoints an authoritarian figurehead who reassures the people that they've already won, and, hey! Don't you guys miss being serfs? Having autonomy and individualistic rights really sucks some hard shit don't it?

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>Leftists were the problem
>Yet the soviets bear by far the most responsibility for German defeat.

If anything this implies France lost because they weren't leftist enough.

It's funny how the popular idea of the French Resistance was totally real, it was just located in Yugoslavia and other occupied soviet territories.

>doesn't sugarcoat how they were affected
You means STILL being effected because they are too cowardly to do anything ever? lol

lmao read a book retard

Yeah, and then the Allies came to "liberate" them from the "evil" German government by obliterating their country. And look how great France is doing now!
Retard.