Kratos and Atreus are stuck in the DC universe

Kratos and Atreus are stuck in the DC universe

How do they fare?

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Amazed they found a way to be even less relevant than they already are now

Atreus joins the teen titans

Kratos fucks circe, she mind controls him to try and kill Wonder Woman, mid fight Atreus gets him to break the spell by getting between them so Kratos stops himself before he can hurt his son

Kratos and Diana team up to stop Circe, he carries Diana to her and Diana plays dead. Then when they’re close enough Diana traps the lasso around her. Kratos tries to cut her head off but Diana says to leave it so he does.

Diana offers to let him try out for the justice league and Kratos says he’s been in a pantheon of Gods before and didn’t care for it

Diana says they’re not pretending to be gods, Kratos points at a giant statue of superman with tourists taking pictures in front of it, and says “maybe you should tell them that”

Kratos could unironically kill every justice league member though

Nah

Atreus finally gets kids his age to hang out with. Though he might be a bit too jaded to really connect with the more optimistic side of the DC stuff.

Many if not most? Maybe
All of them? Not likely, especially not old out of his prime Kratos

>Kratos beat Zeus
>Zeus is stronger than Superman

They are so fucked.

You sure ? Superman is stupidly OP.

They're stripped of any real character to better be plugged into stale repetitive capeshit formulas. Kratos becomes another flaccid god hero, the end.

t. Yea Forumsfag

There’s literally a capeshit run right now that’s very very close to the characterisation of GoW. Capeshit is more broad than casuals give it credit for

Yeah but Darkseid best Zeus and Superman beats Darkseid up a lot

>They're stripped of any real character to better be plugged into stale repetitive capeshit formulas
This is the answer to all of these threads
You can stop making them now

Name it.

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>out of his prime Kratos

Kratos is no weaker in GoW4 than before though. He just isn’t constantly raging any more

Superman is weak to magic. Kratos is magic incarnate. Plus he has magic weapons.

I doubt Yea Forums reads or cares enough about capeshit to make the accurate assessment that they're trapped in a perpetual loop of uninspired plots and formulas that constantly reduce more interesting concepts and characters to bland archetypes to easily be dragged and dropped into whatever nonsense the company wants to get over at the moment.

Kratos fucks it up. Just like Greece

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Not bad
I don't know if I want it but I would work

Greece was only fucked up because it was in between him and the gods. DC can likely survive just by being smart enough to not piss him off.

That is admittedly true. Though it wouldn't surprise me if he found a way

He’s already caused Ragnarok to begin in his new home. He is the anti-life equation.

Kratos would kill her without hesitation

Could a Kratos with all his powers and weapons legit kill every hero and villain of the DC universe?

No, but he’s do something stupid to make Specter be corrupted and kill everyone or something like that

The only thing he has going for him is godly strength and that his powers are under the DC version of magic.
Any magic heavy hitter or caster would give him pretty tough time including but not limited to,
>Shazam family
>God Wonder Woman
>Doctor Fate
>New Gods/Apokolypes

Fuck no

There are other comics and cartoons yknow?

>the only thing he has going for him is being strong enough to overpower Atlas, and magical powers
user that’s a lot

He has magic strength not broad magic powers that is still extremely limiting.
"Strong enough to overpower atlas" means nothing. Is that strong enough to rip a planet apart? If so congrats there are at least 4 other characters that strong only one of which is weak enough to magic for Kratos to have a meaningful advantage.
And as stated Fate, Klarion the which boy, and anyone with a Mother/Father box, just trap him in a pocket dimension and call it a day.

He will probably get out. Hell, look how many times he has been to the Underworld

Kratos didn’t even want to kill Baldur after all the shit he did, he wouldn’t care enough to kill her

For what reason

He still wouldn't beat them

He was barely able to stand after his first fight with baldur. Killing the likes of hercules and zeus didn't even leave him winded
Though I guess that could just be him out of practice.

young full of rage kratos yes
old mellowed dad kratos nope

kratos meeting captain marvel/shazam would be funny
"gods gave you power huh? i killed most of them"

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He hasn't fought seriously in God knows how long, so of course he'd be winded. But you're also forgetting that that first fight with Baldur causes a mountain to split just from them struggling a little bit.

Baldur is ridiculously strong. Maybe not to the same scale as the Olympians, but still.

Retard Kratos thought he killed Baldur on their first encounter. Later he wanted to end the cycle of gods killing one another. If Circe mindjacked him and made him a slave, like Ares did, he would kill her.

OP asked how e would fare in universe, not if he could kill the presence. He’s incredibly powerful (Atlas held the world for years and Kratos overpowered him, as well he was stronger than mountain sized Kronos), and yeah he has “magic” powers. Currently they’re mostly ice related because of his axe. He’s also mellowed a lot so he doesn’t have a murder boner. He’d fare fine in DC.

Baldur was super strong even for a god, and was literally invincible before the spell got broken

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Ares would kidnap Atreus

Diana and Kratos team up to get him back while fighting and killing shit