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Why not? Holocaust didn’t happen and neither would the schoolocaust.
Do not speak of the haul of cocks here
MyMy is the best girl, prove me wrong
I'm glad we're all in agreement here
We gonna have a Yea Forumslocaust or what?!
How do you think the girls would react to seeing your dick?
quick somebody make the chart
I mean just look at her, she's great
what if there's a fourth sister
and she's from suriname
Who is this potential school shooter and why haven't I heard of her before?
I'm calling it now before everyone does
She's their step mother
You got the other two?
how quickly they grow
Oh so the OP girl is asian
A dutch east india company professor and merchant was teaching a class on Willem van Oranje, known heretic
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Netherlands and accept that they were the most highly-evolved sailors the world has ever known, even greater than Portugal!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, catholic Bandeirante who had sailed across the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific and understood the necessity of the Cartaz System and fully supported all military decisions made by the House of Avis stood up and held up a map.
”who are the greatest explorers in history, swamp germans?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite VOCly and smugly replied “the Dutch, you stupid catholic”
”Wrong. It’s the Portuguese. If it were the Dutch, as you say… then wouldn't they have reached India and the Far East first?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and bodypillow with Maya from "Ongezellig". He stormed out of the room crying those dutch crocodile tears. The same tears the dutch cry when brave Portuguese soldiers successfully defend their Brazilian holdings from Dutch barbarians. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a colony stealing swamp jew.
The students applauded and all converted to Catholicism that day and accepted Nuno Álvares Pereira as their lord and savior. A Wyvern named “Fifth Empire” flew into the room and perched atop the Portuguese Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The The Lusiads was read several times, and Vasco da Gama himself showed up and showed everyone the naval route to India.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died after his ship was sunk by a superior Portuguese vessels and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity because that's what happens to filthy Protestants.
Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada!
There, in the lower right corner. It looks similar to this.
earlier mymy thread may interest:
pic related the main characters
forgot link: desuarchive.org
and obligatory
Studio Massa must be forced to release the Mymy quad-portrait.
The mother has already been confirmed in the comic
Tiny Maya is CUTE.
I kinda want to fuck middle-school Coco.
So maya is a cumbrain right?
So what you're saying is that Mymy is just playing games?
I just noticed that Coco is wearing the same necklace in all four portraits. Is it something important to her rather than decoration?
Bump
you know what you must do
I want MyMy to anally rape me
removed the text so I could use this for other stuff now
the many forms of mymy
Jesus christ why is this getting shilled so hard.
Sure, its okay, but unless it doesnt get more episodes it doesnt need a new thread every other day.
Sadly, there's only a mymy megamilk.
What is even going on in this thread?
Trips of truth
wooden doors
veel nederlandse dingen
Link? Can't find the comic.
just pitch it to netflix already
dutch tomoko
mymy has black hair
Oh shit Studio Massa just put this on their second channel: youtube.com
Maybe we'll get a standalone version of the ending song.
iv been wanting to hear this song on its own so relaxing
Completely true.
Dit is een shill thread.
No she's my alcoholic pastel goth waifu
She knows that's plastic love.
She's drinking Jip en Janneke Champagne, which is a non-alcoholic "champagne" for children. It's really just carbonated fruit juice.
what show is this orange creamsicle cutie from
I just noticed the Cornelist Flabbergast picture in the background.
The fuck did you know that user? Is this actually a shill thread? Either way bitch's got good taste. Sparkling apple juice is the shit.
>The fuck did you know that user?
I'm a Dutchfag.
>netflix
see
it's a shill thread.
Coco exists
Maya should appreciate her sisters more.
Does anybody have a link to the comic
>Have anime porn as the phone background
Maya you fucking weeb
No, she doesn't. She is a fictional character.
It probably belonged to her parents. I think she is the kid of white south african farmers killed by nigs.
holy fuck this is kino
are all the episodes this good? if so, do they have a patreon or whatever to support?
also, where do i watch more of this
no more
just one episode slowly expanding to a full pilot episode. work is slow on it
>are all the episodes this good?
There is only one.
>just one episode slowly expanding to a full pilot episode.
I think it has clearly reached this point already. I mean, it has an end credit and everything. Next one (if there is one) will be part of a new episode.
>standalone version of the ending song
the end credits song? >anybody have a link
I've never seen anyone upload any scans on the discord, and it was print-only mailed in 2018 (I guess you know this) for a mere 5 Euros but you needed a Dutch address.
depends on if it builds on this episode's ending or not
still. he can hope the series will be picked up by someone. even if the chance is low
DO YOU REMEMBER
>trying to teach kids to drink alcohol
Do Euros really do this?
It's just to pretend to do like the grown up at big family gathering like at Christmas or marriages.
But frankly, it's nothing. When I was a kid, chocolate cigarettes were still a thing.
I used to drink that at every birthday celebration I attended. Eastern Euro
Sparkling juice in champagne bottles is a thing in America too.
yes, and that's a good thing.
seconding this
Italian reporting in, at each main meal my mother would give us children a wine glass with redwine diluted with a lot of water. I grew up normal and not an alcoholic and only drink a small glass at dinner, nothing else. It's normal in Italy.
West has root beer.
Jesus, do you people not have morals? They're children.
I do not know what morals are.
they're children?!
I thought they were shapes and colors put together to resemble humans
Massa? Op mijn plaatjesbord?
Het is meer aannemelijk dan je denkt.
lol get a load of this fucking loser
Unsure what you said but I now have a desire to burn.
That is very likely intentional.
nee
dat kan niet waar zijn
Moeten mensen niet slapen?
En dat op een doordeweekse avond.
Does this mean we colonized Yea Forums?
Maar wat als..
Nee grapje..
TENZIJ
AHDEAH
But she isn't American.
If you die in schoolocaust, do you die in real life?
MY HAREM SO BIG EVEN ROWLING CALLED ME HETERO
>not wanting to die by maya's thighs
time to color Yea Forums orange
Let's spice it up.
>deca-donte
i really like saying this shit to myself and dont know why
Coco is 140% better girl
I recall Mymy's audio sounding fucked in the first part. Seems they fixed it in this video.
If I don't get a Mymy gf I'll make Columbine look like a fucking joke.
Why this cartoon is so comfy user?
Can you please explain to us?
nobody is telling them to destroy their genitals user oh wait
cute 'Dutch' girls
This is a cute series, it's just the 2 subbed episodes for now?
yes but its really just one full episode that came out i parts
Man, years have not been kind to Sucy.
would you give in when your waifu threatens a schoolocaust?
So Maya is hispanic, Coco is dutch, and Mymy is... Japanese?
I finland I grew up drinking vodka with meals way before I even attended school, but then again we had to get to school by skiing.
Coco is South african.
Oh wow. Is her 1st picture something South Africans might wear, or is it just some weird clothing on her?
It's a stereotypical dutch farmers dress. Not sure if the boer population had those too, but no one wears that here anymore unless you're dressing up.
>bimbo cosplaying as Maya
>but also a fucking jungle worth of bush for some reason
what the fuck
Which is Dutch you moron
Maya is Indonesian, perhaps an "Indo" Dutch/native mix.
Afrikaners are as Dutch as American WASPs are English.
Can't you recognize memes in another, mildly different, language?
He said that Rei is cute.
WASPs are English you fucking retard.
Well if they visit England I'm sure no one would be able to tell the difference.
>you can tell the difference between someone from Liverpool and London therefore one is not English
You don’t get anymore (You)s
>centuries of cultural, linguistic, and political separation have no effect
I'm willing to give (You) some more.
>350+ years of geographical, cultural, and political separation
>Dutch and Afrikaans same thing!
most euro countries are younger than the cape colonies
bro native americans are the same as central asians all they did was cross a land bridge
>>centuries of cultural, linguistic, and political separation have no effect
Liverpool has been separated from London longer than WASPs have existed you morons. White Anglo-Saxons are English no matter where they are tumblr.
Nederbump
It's Mymy from 'Ongezellig' and there is less than 8 minutes of material about her.... in Dutch.
The last one I saw of this was about two weeks ago, user.
Colonization!
What did she mean by this?
"Hey, Curry, it's not exactly clear what our relationship is in this comic. Are we related, friends, room-mates..."
"Ha-ha, silly Mayo. If you really read our comics it's been clear for a long time."
"Anyway, it's time to walk you!"
biting satire of the military industrial complex?
School newspaper-level of humor.
holy shit.
I think I can sort of read this. do I subconsciously understand dutch?
shit forgot image
Well, how would you translate it? That's the only test.
the first one is "in these parts there is a legend roun here in these bushes is a (i dont know what he's saying in this panel)
the middle one is something like "does this remind you of something"?
i THINK he's saying in the last one what theres no food. then the doctor dude says "this is camping in its purste form!
survival of the fittest!
then he says " we have the lucifers"? which i assume since lucifer is like hell, means fire?
The first one is a shitty pun: houdwakker is a pun on houthakker (woodcutter) and houd wakker (keep awake).
The second is more "You know what this reminds me of"
The last is pretty much right except lucifer means match in dutch. He's asking who has the matches.
Overall 7/10 decently improvised dutch.
Pretty good.
"There's a legend going around in these parts that in these woods..."
"...There lives an INSANE lumberjack!"
"Do you know what this place reminds me of?"
"Brokeback mountain!"
"I didn't expect having to hunt for our food."
"It's all part of it! This is camping in its purest form."
"OVERLEVING VAN DE STERKSTE!"
"..Who's got the matches?"
'course, a picture's worth a thousand words.
>The first one is a shitty pun: houdwakker is a pun on houthakker (woodcutter) and houd wakker (keep awake).
No.
Yeah, I think I misread that one, thought the joke was that he was keeping them awake.
The joke is that he is insane.
Except he's insane in the Monty Python sense instead of the horror sense.
I know, I just thought there was more to it than that and misread houdhakker.
>this long and no one's posted the four girls ahegao picture yet
What did I miss?
suicide version posted yesterday: youtube.com
Anyone else notice that MyMy's hair goes from Black to Orange at the highschool age?
Literally everybody does, user. It's probably where she became aware of her heritage and denounced it in favor of Dutch Nationalism.
...
>What did I miss?
4chanX, desuarchive
Hah, it's Boku no Pico too. Missed that the first time around.
based
more Mymy stuff: youtube.com
No, you just have an affinity for Brokeback Mountain, faggot.
Get out american, your purist ways are the reason you fucked off in a first place
man, that's some good fanart
Damn thats some quality.
Ongezellig fighting game when?
>mossa
oh
oh no
Because Dutch is a sexy language
It sounds like someone gargling wallpaper paste into a kazoo.
Wrong
If you can actually provide an audio recording of someone doing that I'd be grateful, or just record a swamp german trying to communicate.
>Swamp German
Just for that I hope you fall down a staircase, you smarmy asslicking cunt
...Is there a reason why she is dressed like a hitler youth?
This
Hot
It sounds like german spoken exclusively through hawking sounds. still hot
Europe struggles with alcoholism, somewhere around 3 million deaths on the continent each year are a result of complications from alcoholism. Though Russia plays a strong role in this.
>MFW when christmas is near and Costco starts selling packs of 3 for like 8 bucks
Can't wait to buy like a dozen
Fuckin same. Shits like crack.
Actually. Imagine being in the teacher's class after a break and they're selling all that shit as fast as they can. You stockpile it up and then try to bribe her for a peek at what she has under her scarf turns out its another scarf. Gets cold in dutchland
Are Americans English too?
You retard
I'm on team Coco, she's an innocent beautifull girl, who wear appropriate dress and she's the perfect depiction of what girls should be.
Based Mymychads
No, he's right, you 2 are incredibly retarded morons, you're literaly pic related tier retarded.
I'm being dead serious when I say you should kill yourselves.
She's an edge girl who's got the right idea.
Ik weet niet, ik vind het wel humor.
'Moerasmof'.
...Do you seriously know nothing?
I know you don't change your ethnicity by changing continent dumb shit and that's what we're talking about.
‘Moerasmof’ sounds way better, except if you yell it at an Ajax supporter. Then it’s time to run.
fucking nice
...No it's not. We're talking about language.
yeah you're retarded.
Oh neat, I have the same birthday as Maya.
What a degenerate
Happy birthday in a month user.
What the fuck is going on with that map?
Redpill me on the Dutch vs Portuguese user?
Mostly to do with Japan. And possibly Angola, I think.
I don't use cringe very often since it's a buzzword and people misuse/overuse it, but this is some real cringe right here
DIE KLOOTZAKKEN
ONZE SHIT
I'm itching to write something on this, anyone got any requests?
do a dick reaction chart with all 3 girls
Are Americans Englishmen?
Are Mexicans Spanish?
Are Brazillians Portuguese?
Are Quebecois Frenchmen?
You cock mongering retard
A general Sunday in the house. How does each girl spend it.
you seriously don't fucking know what ethnic background is?
He's American, his ethnic background is "mystery meat".
I know, something you don't.
Coco and MyMy helping Maya be more sociable.
fuck off, My Beautifull shut in Maya understand the pain of loneliness and that's how I like her.
Dude. That's the point. They would try and fail.
The three of them get boyfriends and get dicked down hard.
These are pretty imprtent détails m8
I just assumed the writefag would get it
>ywn own this shirt
Not gonna make it.
>will never own those quads either
why even live?
Very nice
by cropping it? just turn off CC in youtube.
Why? Do they not sell merch to the US?
is she joking, like how straight guys used to play "gay-chicken" in the 00's?
She is a filthy weeb, what do you expect user?
She's desperate but I do think it was just an awkward joke
yeah right
"""""""straight"""""" guys.
i bet those fellas are having some no homo fun with astolfo doujins right now.
>implying i'm a dirty burger
Those shirts are crew merch.
>play "gay-chicken"
wait, was that a real thing?
i though it was a thing made up in that gay shota comic thing full of Yea Forums memes
What's up with the teacher's speech? Is that how Dutch sounds mumbled and slurred, or does she have some kind of super thick accent? Because the three girls are pretty clear to me despite the language barrier, but the teacher literally sounds like she's gargling that sparkling champagne the entire time.
>literally sounds like she's gargling that sparkling champagne the entire time.
>implying she isn't
She does talk rather slow and slurred, from all the girls I'd say that Mymy talks the most normal.
What the fuck is "gay chicken"?
she sounds tired and done with everything.
it's a pretty good voice for her
you could make a cock joke, but apparently it's doing gay things "ironically" and the first one to laugh or run away or whatever loses the game
Reminder that Coco can probably speak Afrikaans
youtu.be
Honestly, german is more mutually intelligible with dutch than afrikaans.
I do remember guys leaning in to kiss each other when I was in school, and the person that didn't pull away having a smug victory face. I never participated in that, I didn't think it was cool.
>he says after another school shooting
She speaks tiredly, but she actually does have a bit of an accent. She actually sounds a little like..
I like Paulien. Recently watched her doc of visiting Japan years after she studied there and it was pretty comfy
Paulien is so good.
I got a bundle of editorials from some copycat columnist for my birthday and those were the most vapid thing. Goes to show being a cultural commentator isn't as easy as it looks.
I wonder it I can still find it. It actually became really funny after a while, how uninspired her observations were and how clearly they painted a picture of her sheltered pseudo-cultural life.
Hmm is this a shill?
Naaaah couldn't be...
It never occurred to me before how much she looks like a Japanese caricature of a Western person: blonde, gangly, pointy nose...
Those rooms make no sense.
The doors are too close compared to the room size.
Yeah she really does
There is also what appears to be a window in a side wall of Maya's room.
Writefag are you writing?
Good eye. It's otherwise great but that bothered me.
Careful user. Don’t unleash the Boer deep inside Coco
I want Coco and Leni to hang out
>loudhouse
do people on Yea Forums actually watch it? i gave it a chance but it was fast-paced teen titans go tier garbage
How can you hang out with yourself?
>on Yea Forums
they migrated to /trash/
ah, like /sugen/
should i give loudhouse another shot?
Cute!
Its real, I do it with my friends occasionally because I thoroughly enjoy making people uncomfortable. Spooned one of my manlet friends not too long ago just to combine gay chicken with a brutal mogging.
>be an American who has never spoken or learned Dutch
>can somehow understand some of it
How is this possible
Yes
look at her face, user
she isn't joking, she's into a fantasy like that
because english is germanic, and dutch is germanic
you'll get cognates
Fun fact for all the burgers and non-Dutchies. The girls in Ongezellig actually have a regional dialect. The Netherlands is full of those.
You can really hear it from when the teacher says: "Na de les, mijn kantoor." The way she says kantoor sounds more like she's saying 'kan-torg' (with the hard sounding r and g mixing together). Typical Dutchies pronounce it 'kan-tor'.
that's like a vegetarian version of gay chicken
you're just a fag
same reason i can understand most of the latin for honor lines as a southern european
That first paragraph should say "spades herself"
If the first episode is any indicator of the overall writing quality of the show, then no.
Just started watching and the incredibly unoriginal and outdated "anime reference/parody" introduction scene is not starting it out on a good foot.
Have sex.
>he didn't laugh at
>"Sempai, please gentle."
>"No."
I'm teetotal and this is what I drink on special occasions. I was saving my first champagne to toast my brother's wedding but I wasn't invited.
>Is this actually a shill thread?
Ongezellig threads are threads where of the all the visitors 95% are Dutch people that try to teach Dutch/South African history to people who they believe are foreigners.
Why does Spanish and Dutch sound so similar?
Alright I'm back, and it was pretty good.
I want more.
People here say it's similar to american english, but i can't find it similar to spanish at all.
I hear the english too
This middle easterner
Dude, that's sad. What happened?
It's a history class so I assume it's just a historical Map
It's just a 15th century map.
CONFOUND THOSE ONGEZELLIG GIRLS
I HATE COCO, I HATE MYMY, AND I HATE MAYA
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK
>See this
What do?
Take vengeance
But what if it isn't a mistranslation.
>he doesn't own a ongezellig dakimakura
Incredibilis!!!
smell braaps
>No other sizes of this image found
user...
I actually have two Ongezellig dakimakura
Pikachu has seen some shit
So this was a comic originally? where can I read it?
>play Empire Total War
>pick United Provinces
>invade India and have veteran VOC infantry
Mymy would be my second in command while Coco is the diplomat
If it's European only why does it say "From U.S. grown apples?"
Where did you even get these
somebody on the Studio Massa made fanart of the sisters and Kapitein Koek. I just sent the art to some guy on Aliexpress and had them printed.
*Discord
somebody on the studio massa discord drew them
Coco's got a shrunken head and Mymy has an inflated head.
When are we gonna get more
eventually.
IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS
based fat Pikachu
this
So was she legit just sucking on her hand and not eating? Do femanon do this?
man i love that orange moron
She was imagining sucking on a fat tentacle.
>aniway
Nederlandser dan dit kan het niet worden.
checked and jealous
man thast so fucking cool
She was eating chips.
Wow what a strange outlet
that's what pretty fucking lit
next episode when?
wrong, she was eating pepernoten, a traditional dutch winter snack
that room looks so comfy holy shit
yeah
That sounds so fucking retarded. Imagine getting aroused by shoving your fist into your mouth and drooling like a mongoloid.
>Imagine getting aroused by shoving your fist into your mouth
Oral fixation is actually quite common
I'm genuinely annoyed, I'm so bored but I want to watch more, couldn't there be a couple more episodes out? fuck
>Aniway
Ik zie je op Abunaicon dit weekend, makker.
that and/or preparing her hand for a massage
Show us the other side you creep!
the other side is kapitein koek
>Now go along and get fucked by a squid
>Fucking mess that is northern Italy
>Artist just decided not to bother with northern HRE at all
Nice
>comic originally
Start here: stripster.eu
based
Massa doesn't even have social media
I come from a family that makes their own liquor and brews their own beer. I have not been teached to drink, in fact I drink less than my sisters, because my grandfather told me quality over quantity and ik hou dat hoog in mijn vaandel.
I think Maya'd rather want to die by Coco's thighs
pardon me voor my slow talking and perhaps inaccuracy, I tend to swallow letters
based, I should do the same for Mymy shirt, chinasweatshopsite most likely has the same for shirts
pic related must be the strip that inspired the animation
Dutch is such a fake language, holy shit
Technically it's just a REALY heavy German dialect.
EN DEZE KANKERLUL GAAN WE DUS LEKKER GEZELLIG KOLONISEREN
MAAR EERST Z’N MOEDER, DE SLET
Dutch sounds like soft Germanish for me.
Inb4 grammar and text aspect, it's only about sounding.
Bedaar je, mijn vrind. De beste man weet niet beter dan zijn gelimiteerde hersenpan hem toelaat.
From what I understand its actually one of the older languages in europe
No love to best girl Coco?
Now get out of here user!
>that filename
Are you that retarded leaf from Quebec who also posts on /int/?
>coco
>best girl
Lesser being, please.
apologise.
In West Frisia, the region I live, they give very little fucks about underage drinking. My GF was an alcoholic at the age of 14.
eet stront burgerlander
Voor deze keer dan, maar de volgende met een grote bek pleuren we de sloot in!
Uiteraard.
Imaging sniffing Maya's chair.
>sniffing and not cleaning with your mouth
Dang wish it was translated.
That's disgusting. Just imagine all the pubes that must be stuck to that chair
mother fucker why was I (You)'d? you can see in image related during Coco's presentation she was getting ready to drink it. hell at that time MyMy already gave her presentation before hand so who knows how much she had at that time.
Hurrah!
The Spanish occupied us for a few years.
Vuile bofkont. Hoe kom je eraan?
i am
We worden oud, user.
Die slippers lijken echt helemaal nergens naar.
Wat wil je dan van een hamburger?
How much is a few years?
Because i don't think the spanish would have a noticeable influence in language if it was a short period of time.
Couple decades in the sixteenth century.
>Coco will never suck on your balls
Never say never.
>Aragon, Castille and Granada
UGH
>Even has the parrot bodypillow
How can one dutchman be so based?
It's based on a 90s cake for kids.
youtube.com
Delivery.
Dear god this took me longer than I wanted. And seeing as booru is pretty empty right now I had to make due. Also fuck Photopea, I'm sticking to GIMP from now on.
Better than what they have now.
I appreciate the spirit in which you name your reaction images
Yeah, the boorus rather need completion.
>branching out
I'm okay with this
hell yeah, more than just is there rn, we miss a couple ones and I am disgruntled
It's been a long time since ONE OF US has been more appropriate than now.
I'm guessing those are custom made?
yep, got the art from the Massa Discord and some guy in China printed them for me.
I think the art is also the ongezellig booru except for Kapitein Koek
how much is the booru missing? pic related is one but can anyone dump the rest of the missing stuff on there?
depends on whether you're talking about the Yea Forumsllection or the ongezellig booru. I recall from one of the recent threads that posting on the ongezellig booru isn't possible anymore because registration is closed or some shit.
>Extrovert
Very nice
Yo thanks for reminding me that I have to get another sub to that
excellent
yes, the registration is closed and I don't think that the ones that can upload check 4john, they just get it all send prolly
where's the full image?
Man Dutch sounds so weird. Like it sounds like they are speaking English but I had a stroke or something and can't understand English anymore.
based
and orangepilled
newgrounds.com
Yea Forumsllection is pretty lacking on some of the new stuff. anyone with an account and some time on their hands wanna update it?
Thanks, I'd do Mymy next but there aren't enough pics to do it right. I could use screenshots from the video, but it's not the same. I guess I'll just focus on the teacher fapfic for now.
I need more Vera
the Fritzl reference was a blast from the past
this hits a little too hard
Maya is best waifu
>not mymy
Coco is
Dutch is the closest living language to English.
It's like you took English and German and smashed them together in a flood.
>that ending
Wow its strange to see my nightmare fuel animated
Based. It's honestly pathetic how America seems to be the one place on earth with crime, obesity and stupid people living in it.
Glad I live in a place that has absolutely 0 pecent of that.
Antarctica?
Proud to be Turkey. We took out the Romans afterall. How does anybody else have a chance against us?
how is mymy so based
I dunno, last time I was there a russian scienist mugged me
I want to fuck everything in this picture.
>been playing For Honor for the past few days as Valkyrie
>keep seeing Coco as Valkyrie
One thing I'm wondering. Is this technically a sitcom?
I love that this thread is up again. I've watched the short at least 3 times a day since seeing it in the original thread. I'm obsessed.
It reminds me a lot of harvey birdman because of how fast paced the jokes are, maybe also because of it's shorter length.
>One episode
>Only eight minutes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It gets worse
>if we're lucky, we'll have more in a year or two
>if we're not, this is all there will be.
It's all made by one guy with a full time day job in his freetime from what I know
Why this cartoon is so comfy?
Because it features cute girls doing funny things. Its a formula that allways works yet is rarely in western stuff.
Nothing because I'm not a creep, user. Go to hell.
It's cool, Dutch is cool.
I don't get it, what is the reference?
>Fritzl
Google is a thing: google.com
en.wikipedia.org
I have searched it up, didn't make any sense to me.
die Oriëntaalse tekenfilms van jullie
Is Mymy a closet weeb?
No, in this scene she was making fun of Maya because she accidentally implied she wanted to fuck her sister. Mymy is saying "This isn't one of those decadent oriental films of yours"
The joke is Mymy is a nip who goes full nationalist for the Netherlands. She's a reverse weeaboo.
Did you not read the article? Josef Fritzl kept his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and also raped her several times. Do you get it now? Mymy treated tied-up Maya's remark as an accusation that Mymy would "rape" Maya, like Fritzl did.
youtube.com
Somebody tell Netflix this exists, it'll get greenlit for 7 seasons instantly.
probably not current netflix
>they make coco a muslum
mymy 's last name
>shovelfarmer
Jap camps refer to the prison camps Dutch nationals were kept in after the Japanese conquered the Dutch East Indies in WWII, by the way.
also jack of spades
>Remember, it's just a phase
>The joke is Mymy is a nip
Gonna need a citation on that.
Look at the family photos posted in this very thread several times, you can clearly see her hair is actually silky black and her eyes are even more slanted and almond-shaped as a kid. Her orange fluffy hair is likely a wig since I don't think you can ever make thin black hair into an orange poof of that size at her age.
It would make sense if she was a nip because that completes the reason why she would be anti-Japanese culture, though it's not actually confirmed other than her being clearly some sort of Asian race.
De jouwe?*
I don't think it's a wig, it would have fallen off when the teacher hit her with the bottle and she fell. Probably dyed and using extensions. I'm most confused about her eyes, if she's a Jap, she wouldn't have blue eyes.
Maybe it is just extensions, but you could also try to apply cartoon logic and just say that if it was a wig she'd have it stay in place with something like a cap or pins. Her eyes make sense if you look at it through the context of "Japanese person rejecting their heritage to be an anti-weeb nationalist", she'd disown her eyecolor and buy colored contacts. She obviously changed her hair radically, why not her eyes too?
Do colored contacts actually work/exist? I've heard of them, but never actually seen someone wearing them.
They do, but if you look at them you can tell they're fake.
I once spent half a day with a Thai or Filipino girl on the train as there'd been delays and accidents, and we were going the same direction. I spoke the native Dutch, but she only could muster English, so I acted as her guide. She talked to me the entire time and while "listening" to her I noticed she was wearing coloured contacts.
They "work" if you're not paying attention. Then you notice that somehow, the irises don't look right. convex instead of concave, and quite obviously a printed image.
...isn't that Sucy?
They're absolutely real and work for sure, but people can usually tell they're fake when looking at them up close with the knowledge that they exist. It helps that people like you think they've never seen anyone with them and aren't sure they exist, there's a high chance you HAVE seen them but didn't realize it. It's obvious if you pick something like "pure pitch black covering the whole eye" or "hot pink", but if you pick a color that is reasonable, like natural blue eyes color, you can fool people as long as you don't get right up in their face so they can see the slight oddities in how the eyes won't appear to shrink and grow perfectly naturally.
Could you repost it on catbox.moe?
>Accidently implied
Yeah, let's go with that
lmao, I meant that in the sense that she accidentally revealed it.
yeah. lets do that
You must have really pissed off your brother or entire family.
BASADO
She does have a springbok drawing/picture in her room
shes my type, maya is what i want in a girl
I want to CUM inside Mymy.
Use deepl, you have to type it manually and it won’t translate the joke well. But it’ll do the job
>even jokingly suggesting woke ongezellig
I wish I could hate you to death.
The animation isn't exactly high budget so [as] might work, provided he get free reign.
again
>netflix
better be dutch enough
Some have noticed Maya is in her underwear for a single frame, but is the red thing at bottom right her bra?
It could be a tongue
Looks more like a bikini top.
How is this god damn thread still alive?!
Dutch thirst
met bloed , zweet and tranen
>Somebody tell Netflix this exists, it'll get greenlit for 7 seasons instantly.
I want to kill you user.
>Netflix
Coco will be a "sassy-black-empower-smart-girl"
Besr girl will be erased because "Muh white nationalist"
And Daikikamura girl will be a magic girl in wheelchair
>self-loathing Nipponese and hardcore Dutch Nationalist
Okay very based. Now I see why so many Anons prefer Mymy.
But my heart still lies with Maya. Mymyfags are bro-tier though.
That's clearly her uterus as she's never going to use it.
"slavernij"
Dutch is such a cute language, it's interesting listening to this because you can make out half of what they're saying due to sharing the roots and most words being so similar. For a second I thought it was actually in English when Maya started speaking until I realized it was just the filler words that sounded identical.
>one hour and 21 minutes
Pathetic.
>Yea Forumsllection is pretty lacking on some of the new stuff.
Because that booru, like all the old Yea Forums board boorus, is only for content made for the board. And artists do draw outside these threads, and for people other than for beggars like yourself, bro.
Why are there so many allusions to the Dutch empire in this cartoon? Creator also seems to be obsessed with William of Orange too.
+FAL
-Bad trigger discipline
How does she expect to be an operator baka she'll friendly fire on accident
History major ends up making internet cartoons because what else you gonna do with a humanities degree.
kek
You type like a girl. Little bitch.
dat outfit HNNGNGNGN
I love this shot, you can understand their childhood withouth lost any single second...lol asians death
Teach
>i will teach you about internet cartoons now
Please do it sempai
I for one support her foreign travel and labor employment opportunities for homosexuals.
Between MyMy and Coco, who is Maya's favorite sister?
Is that even a question?
>wants to get muffdived by mymy
>has a literal barricade in front of her room that says FUCK OFF COCO
Gee, I wonder who her favorite could be.
MyMy needs more lewds
She probably tried to get with coco before, but due to how innocently air headed she is, she would take "petting her kitty" as literally and go pet a cat.
No, she would never send a nude picture of herself because she's one of those /pol/ larpers who thinks it's degenerate.
>degenerate
But it is. And it's also fucking stupid. Spend a day on Yea Forums if you want to see why. The world is full of assholes like that.
>m-muh /pol/
Okay since you IQ is apparently hovering somewhere around your shoesize, I'll spell it out for you.
Sending nudes puts you at the complete mercy of the receiver, and the world is full of assholes.
There's people on Yea Forums that has literally spent 4+ YEARS reposting the same nudes of their ex over and over, instead of getting the fuck over it and moving on.
Imagine you're dating someone (don't worry, we both know that'll never actually happen but bear with me) and one or both of you sends identifiable nudes to the other. What are the odds that you two are meant to be, and won't end up in bad breakup causing the other part to seek revenge by any means possible, be it spamming nudes or something else.
Maya wears the same panties for a week.
you're wasting your time m8, Yea Forumsmblr is full of teenagers who barely have droped their balls or 105% retarded fat commies with purple hairs that are completely disconnected with anything close to reality.
>implying maya takes the time to put panties on
>Yea Forumsmblr
More like the entirety of Yea Forums.
you sound like a teenager
If she’s South African, why is she not black?
>He doesn't know anything
Did you ever heard about white farmers?
Well...UN neither
Don't worry Netflix will fix that.
big oof
father of my good childhoodfriend is from Zimbabwe abd people ask him why he isn't black
Find this
wat do?
Pull legs over head
this
Throw her like a frisbree
so nothing?
>he doesn't like creepy lolis
Get out
Wait, when did this get a second episode?
raid her virgin islands
Oh my god Karen you can't just ask someone why they're not black
Cut the rope that she is stuck in while "accidentally" cutting her sweater open.
Colonize with tacos
the fuck off coco is more of a protection thing, like childproofing a bottle of bleach, we saw what happens when she gets access to mayas room in the new vid.
>tasting her own juices
truly degenerate
Oh shut the fuck up you hypocritical pilistine.You teach your kids to cop off their dicks yet you have a problem with pretend alcohol and cigs?GTFO outta here NIGGER.
I’m glad someone got it holy shit
so ends the latest ongezellig thread
viva hollandia
last for cringe
no
I wonder if Laura will visit.