user he’s kicking. Would you like to feel?
User he’s kicking. Would you like to feel?
Sure, which end do you want me to put it in?
God i wish
>he
I've seen what you Amazons do to your sons...
>TFW they actually had WW hallucinating that she was pregnant from Clark in one issue/panel
Sure, I- *gets kicked clear across the room and smashes into a wall, dying instantly*
>It's just like those old Doritos ads!
based aishaposter
Wish what
Diana, if it's growing in your womb than it's little infant kicks are gonna feel like a grown man punching me.
"who are you? no, lady, seriously; who the fuck are you??"
Just how pathetic do you have to be to try to roleplay that? End your own misery and spare everyone else having to deal with you.
I want to see her wearing sweatpants
litteral mud being pregnant.
.
Wish granted
Ah now that's the good shit
>Come on, Kal, can't you let the little guy out?
>Geeze, Diana, two times in one day? I'm not Superman!
>*laugh track*
>Oh wait, guess I am, aren't I?
>*uproarious laugh track*
>*LOVE AND MARRIAGE, LOVE AND MARRIAGE, GO TOGETHER LIKE A HORSE AND CARRIAGE*
Why u mad
STEVE!! What did you do?! I thought you were supposed to be pure?
What’s impute about impregnating your wife?
Proud. I got a bit of a prego fetish. Plus its totally showing off you stuck your dick in that.
>Superhero GF from another land with an over the top backstory
>Regular ass boyfriend/husband
This is the life I want for myself but it'll never happen.
Ok, made me chuckle. Good job, user.
The Amazon population has dwindled over the last few millenia. On Themyscira he'll live a life of luxury and endless sexual pleasure as he helps repopulate their numbers.
Haha
what do you think a sweaty wonder woman smells like after a big superhero fight haha I bet she stinks haha imagine what her underboobs smell like haha I bet she stinks haha
>tfw you'll never rub cocoa butter on WW's bump to keep stretchmarks away.
Why even live.
You a nigger or something?
So does the child become immortal too??
Fuck, i would run anyway honestly, i dont want kids
It was Krypto, wasn't it?
>I thought you were supposed to be pure?
He has been getting laid since the 70's why people are believing this?
I ask myself that every day, man.
They just rape pirates dude they don't need sex slaves.
They're going to throw him into hell and make him bang on anvils his whol e liffe dude.