A-user... I’m pregnant

A-user... I’m pregnant...

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Good for you

Well, you aren't PG so it wasn't me.

It’s not good user, and it involves you too, jerk.
I was wearing a costume of hers because you asked me to...

Yeah, sure you were, Ms. A-Cups.

Congratulations supergirl but... I never saw you...so why are you here ?

Wouldn't human semen just evaporate or dissolve or something inside a kryptonian snatch?

> "Why are you telling me this supergirl? I just wanted to thank you for stopping those robbers."

i think same reason superman only had jon when he was depowered

You already made this stupid thread a few days ago.

You could say that about 95% of threads on Yea Forums

DNA test first. If I'm the father, than I'll accept responsibility. As long as you keep doing that thing I like in bed, we'll be good.

How would a weak & soft human sperm be able to penetrate a kryptonian super-egg?

First you would need to deflower her and good luck with that.

I'll take responsibility, let's get married right away.

How the fuck did I manage to do that?

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The hymen isn’t a barrier and doesn’t actually need to be broken

my beautiful wife, we will have a beautiful and perfect family, my cute wife, only mine forever

I'll take responsibility as long as your cousin doesn't fling me into the sun. Now get over here so we can start repopulating your species.

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Dammit Tyrone, we live in Alabama!

Call me a cuck if you want. But I'd probably care for a super powered hero's child even if I wasn't the father. Sounds like it could be interesting.
I mean I'd likely never ever get another opportunity like it. Sounds neat. I'd nanny it up hard. Make me their Alfred. I'll do it.

>doesn’t actually need to be broken
T. dumb woman

Shut the fuck up Butcher.

god i wish i could bone a Supergirl cosplayer

Maybe I'll just have to get famous and bang Melissa Benoit.

>Melissa Benoit
She has totally had sex in Supergirl cosplay right? I hope she has. I'd probably lose some respect for her if she hasn't.

Guess we'll never know.

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a female super hero is actually a horrifying thing, really, imagine being in a relationship with a woman that's been given the strength of a hundred men

yikes, I do not want to be around when she's having difficulty controlling her anger and emotions!

ahh come on! we all know that she is female and have a cunt down there.. stop posting those pictures.. post nudes or fuck off.

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Who's the father?

and how it is different from normal womens?

every wife can simple poison or kill you in a sleep my nigger. or incidentally roll over you when parking the car.

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Hal

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Pussy. I only date girls who collect guns for this very reason.

>You'd be dead if I was a bitch
>Hahahah...
>Yeah never cheat on me.
>....
>I'll find out

Guns. They're like super powers for women!

she can't hit you or throw something at you in a fit and obliterate your spine

hahaha. just ask your gf to do that.. ohh wait.. you dont have one.. hahahahahahaha

I somehow think you can't read and interpret text