I want to fuck the drunk manchild instead of the ageless prettyboy

She was a atheist roastie witch so of course she picked shit.

Alucard is gay for Trevor so he's actually competition

She never really connected with alucard.

He also looks cold and not easy to cuddle with.

Season 2 was shit.

best end

At least Trevor isn't a whiny momma's boy. Also every vampire probably carries 50 kinds of AIDS.

I dont think shes an athiest she makes mention about god hating her people

So how does this work out? Do they stack on top of each other, is she in the middle, or do they just take turns?

Remind you that Alucard can transform into a dog, their threesome could be even more interesting.

Alucard is a big mess of family issues as well as having no desire for her in the slightest.

And he won't have for years and years until Maria shows up and even then it's heavily one-sided.

Her and Alucard switch between being in the middle

So, when the fuck is S3 coming?

Take turns

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But she was interested in Alucard but then ran to Trevor all upset because she was feeling lonely and complained that Alucard didn't give a shit when she was close to him and that Trevor at least payed her attention.

Alucard is also a frigid person and won't stop being frigid until centuries later, when he meets Maria.

the drunken manchild's probably more malleable

She has a type and pretty boys isn't it.

She's one of those girls who gets off on the notion of "fixing" broken men.

That she has taste in man

>the charismatic dude who actually has some life experience and doesn't come with as much baggage
>the ageless pretty boy who is literally only like 15 years old
Not really a hard choice when it comes down to it

>What did she mean by this?
She meant the manchild is reasonably handsome
Women like a man over a fag, but will take a fag over a fatty
If he was fat and balding she'd be with Lord Prettyfangs instead

He's a dhampir, user. They still have a pulse - a pretty low one, but still a pulse.

>sypha
>one of the sisters and friends of the church
>that had been taken cared for by the church ever since they took her in

>lmaolmao secret heretics and enemies of the church!
>part of this never before heard of heretical tribe of people that just can't get along with the church at all, and are constantly persecuted by them

What did they mean by this?

>fuck canon and fuck the church

Why does this 30 year old pairing piss off Tumblr so much?

One version was made in Japan another interpretation was made in America.

>fuck the church
Agreed

Because Alucard is a hot twink boy, im not gay or anything but its easy to understand why.

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The Orthodox church and the real faith not the catholic pedophile faith you mean

>fall in love with half vampire
>you are eventually going to die elderly while he remains young and fucks other bitches
>fall in love with human
>you will grow old together

Either or

You know nothing about the chalcedonian faith at all do you?

Because Tumblr is full of a bunch of braindead shippers complete unaware of source material and either wanted Trevor to be gay or Sypha to end up with Alucard.

That it was.

Nah, this retarded threesome meme is popular on Tumblr. Because god forbid a straight couple be a thing in current year.

>But she was interested in Alucard
She was never interested in Alucard romantically.

Somehow Dracula has been able to impregnate Alucard's mother.

For some women, the prettyboy can get into an area that's too twinkish even for them.

I'm more surprised Trevor didn't just ditch her on the side of the road in the end and go get drunk elsewhere

The Vampire Killer moment and the finale redeemed it for me.

Reminder that this faggot is canonically the only character outside of Trevor to ever defeat Alucard in the games

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He alchemied a baby into her.

It did for me too, then I remembered the shit show before and I stopped

aside from SOTN. any other Castlevania you would like to see animated ?

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Order of Ecclesia.

The sorrow duology but if I’m being honest I dont actually want that with how they handled this show

think any cv with multiple characters would work

bloodlines followed by portrait of ruin would make a nice story duo

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None by netflix, holy shit how fucking AWFUL this shitshow was. Completely threw the deep and interesting lore out the window, inserted """""mature"""""" swearing, and made "DA CHURCH IS EBIL" a major plotpoint.

>the race change of isaac
LITERALLY WHY

Diversity

1, 2 and 3

Handsome badboy who's a fixer upper and already a much better person than he thinks
Or
Cold depressing vampire tween

Made him a better character honestly. One example of race-switching being a good thing.

She's a Jewish mystic incel

I’m actually not gonna disagree with you there but everything he said before is what I had an actual problem with. Well that and hector

This!

Because Trevor is a handsome chad who Sypha believes can fix him.

Alucard is just a incel manchild

She blushed in the last chapter of the first season when Alucard told her about the prophecy, but I don't know why she did it...

Because of the prophecy user. Why do you think her grandfather kept trying so hard to make Trevor stay? Trevor is the last of the Belmonts and the prophecy mentions Belmonts. Where do you think this new line of Belmonts is going to come from?

I feel like this was created to appeal to me, so I'm happy about that.

She pretty much explains it in the show. Alucard came off as cold and inhuman. Trevor on the other hand is a flesh and blood person you can have a connection with.

she means Alucard is an angry teenager in an adult's body, is cold and distant and killed his father so he has a lot of emotional baggage to deal with.

Also he's half vampire, he's gonna out live her by a lot. Belmont has a lot of his own emotional baggage to deal with but its comparatively more human, whole family dead, has to find purpose in the world, and as much as he enjoys needling alucard he's not a dick about it.

>TFW Camilla will never stroke you possessively, put a collar on you, and call you her cute puppy before beating you half to death and marching you across the country on a leash.

How do you guys find the strength to go on?

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Cry about fanart more, you fucking baby

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I'm just stating a fact, no need to sperg out about it. Enjoy your fanart all you want.

Will do

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Season 3 when

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Lament of Innocence. Leon is my favorite Belmont, and it's also the Dracula origin story which they could definitely milk for a whole season.

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Those arts are fucking hideous thank god we still have Kojima Ayami art

Alucard gets his own love interest. Him and Sypha were never a thing.

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>Maria
Nice

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Just follow down the line and do ALL OF THEM.
And have the balls to do Castlevania: Final Dracula, which the games won't do

It's just real life, user.

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I would say "Curse of Darkness" but Netflix already botched any good will there.

>made him a better character
By stripping his sadism away and making him "race bait gay nigger: the character"?
Fuck you.

Isaac's a nigger.
Look! He's a nigger!
NIGGET NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

He's clearly still a sadist

Trevor in the middle

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Would had better ending if the three of them explores the land aa friends, no romance, she is too smart for both of them

Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, simply because I want to see how far they would go with Juste's interior decorating autism and I want an "it was me barry" moment for when Juste finds out Maxim Kischine is the one who kidnapped Lydie Erlanger.

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I want an actual story about Julius in 1999

Is that a real thing? Like happens in the real world?

His dad was less human and managed it.

Bad boy gets the girl user. Alucard too straight laced.

That's the spirit

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As with all things when it comes to dating women:

Yes, but only if you're hot/rich

Would be better if you knew what the fuck you ware talking about and weren't ignorant of the 3 decade old source material like the OT3 retards who spam these threads with their fanfiction.

Maria's gonna be ambiguously swarthy

The series didnt gave a shit about canon

The series has it's own canon

Is it wrong that hearing the word fuck all the time took me out of it?

>The Vampire Killer moment and the finale redeemed it for me.
Yes, what Satan said...
Even tho personally I found the Vampire political drama to be entertaining in it's own way even if focus on Team Belmont suffered as a result of it.