Meanwhile, at the Legion OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Meanwhile, at the Legion OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Noah Nguyen
Ryder Gutierrez
I, the mighty ZIIIIM! Have taken over the Legion of Doom!
BOW BEFORE YOUR SUPERIOR!!
Austin Davis
Meanwhile, like really deep in your brothers ass
Ian Bell
*walks in*
Jack Stewart
Best it Bitch.
Camden Ross
Are we gonna order a pizza or what?
Christian Bailey
Oh boy! I want me a meat-lovers!
Liam Morgan
GET OUT OF HERE YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT!!!!
Irken technology is FAR superior to your puny weapon Shitwad!
No.
Luke Jackson
I believe the Legion is a democracy
Brody Hill
Well it's NOT. THERE WILL BE NO, "DEEEMOCKRACE" IN THIS LEGION!
It is a DICTATORSHIP! And I shall rule with an iron Squeedilyspooch!!!
Jose Torres
Oh yeah. Take a bullet to the head then to prove it.
Come on.
Do it!
Do it you Mother
>EFF
-er!!
PULL THE
>EFF
-ING TRIGGER!!
Michael Reyes
Okay!
Nolan Morris
Wait? Why are you pointing that a
Jaxson Wilson
Uh oh.
Jace Torres
Breaking News!
Marick Ishtar is fucking dead. No can identify the killer as of yet. The Police are currently sending the best of the best to look at the case.
Jack Jones
Matthew Watson
Does anyone here know how to get out of paying a DUI, my brother stoped paying my rent and I saving up for a trip
Samuel Murphy
It's been weeks since my last job. I'm reduced to Crashing mafia wedding for food.
Jace Baker
Maybe ask your mom and dad for help?
M-meatwad... what have you done?
Wh-why are you laughing at him? He just died...
Isaiah Jackson
Alright guys I'm planning out for the next Grinch Night Bash, and I wana plan my a-game. How's this outfit looking?
Brandon Nelson
YOU WILL NOT TAKE ZIM'S MONIES!!!
GIR! I have given you all of Gordon's powers! RAPE THIS GOAT OUT OF HERE!
You look like a faggot.
Faggot.
Camden Powell
It was an accident! Y-you all saw!
Angel Martinez
Yes sir!
Andrew Walker
Don't feel bad about it Shitwad. Nothing of value was lost. Only a Earth-pig-nigger!
Josiah Cruz
W-was that rape?
Michael Ross
What kind of faggot. You?
Christian Mitchell
(Forgot image tax)
Dylan Bailey
GIR YOU IDIOT!! You were SUPPOSED to take your mighty robot COCK and ram it up his ass!!!
HAH!! The mighty ZIM would NEVER forget his image!
Carter Stewart
This is trippy
Adrian Gonzalez
My parents are (rightfully) dead
I just need a way to get out of it, Hawaii isn't cheap you know
Easton Miller
Right now I think you forgot to turn the switch on him.
I heard Madagascar's nice in this time of year.
Jace Thompson
Isn't it obvious you inferior specimen of a conquering race. He was clearly so sexually attractive to the goat monster that he prematurely ejaculated.
There's always Iowa. I heard from the Legion Archives that Iowa was taken by Azula and is welcoming to all members.
Benjamin Young
ZIM has no need for "Vay-Kay-shun!" INVADERS LIVE TO WORK AND CONQUER!!!
The mighty Irken Armada is FAR beyond your puny race Losor!
Eat a dick Grinch! ZIM needs no assistance in his robot slave maintenance!
Ian Smith
Trust me. You don’t want to go there.
Isaac Reyes
Question: Which dick? Because from what I'm seeing, I'll doubt you even have a schlong.
Daniel Garcia
Irkens have no need for sexual reproduction, so of course I don't! And I'm all the better for it!
As for the dick you should eat? How about Humanite's?
Jason Rivera
Alright then, if your kind dont shag, how the hell are you born then?
Nathan Scott
Irkens don't have genetalia between their legs you moron. It's highly suggested that the Irken race sexually reproduce through their mouths.
So in other words when he is telling you to eat a dick, I think he is telling you to get impregnated somehow. The poor idiot hasn't studied any other species' anatomy, he just assumes that we are all built the same.
No wonder his leaders hated him so much.
Isaac Lewis
Well, that's why I smell the STDs coming of his breath.
Luis Cook
Didn't you come from a stork Mr Grinch?
Then again that's where all babies come from.
What is sex?
Brayden Wright
>hey boys look who just walked in the room
Hudson Bailey
We had the mandatory ya-hoo-ed in my whovile days.
Colton Flores
no queers.
Kevin Peterson
Irkens don't reproduce at all Losor! Our race is comprised of cloning and machinery! And any truly superior race would understand that this is the only way to manage populations!
You have termites in your smile, and live on garbage, and YOU lecture ZIM on bad breath?!
Andrew Richardson
So what's the situati-
>Marik is fucking dead
How do you guys keep doing this to yourselves?
Aaron James
So say the bizarro trio.
Wait, if you reproduce through cloning and machinery, what happens if your genetic template gets damaged/infected? I know jack shit of biology but I do know you'll be seeing your next generation with more defects than the number of hats the Cat has.
Marik who?
Brayden Gomez
I didn’t mean to. It was dark.
Thomas Long
My poor fluffy goatboy. Sex is something you should be asking your parents about, and not people like Lotor.
Marik, the guy who got shot dead and got his corpse tossed out of here unceremoniously.
Not going to cut it, Meatwad.
Nathaniel Brown
I was drunk too. Punishing me won’t bring him back.
Caleb Brown
That explains the new throw-rug.
Jonathan Anderson
Do you not know your own anatomy?! How do you even fuction, you green slimey imbecile!?
Fine. Fair enough... but where are your other "original members"? I already know Lex is busy with his trivial games and Manta is somewhere in the world taking a vacation.
It's the Legion of Doom. What did you even expect? They seem to barely contain a single brain cell. Especially the green one.
I WASN'T EVEN GOING TO TELL HIM ABOUT THAT!!
Lincoln Reed
Would anyone like to attend Blotcon?
Thomas Brooks
GREETINGS ORGANICS, I, KING MECHAGON, HAVE COME TO APPLY FOR MEMBERSHIP AT THE LEGION OF DOOM. WHERE DO I SUBMIT MY PAPERS?
Jose Harris
OH! SOH-REE. I WAS TRYING TO FEEX A CRACK ON THE DOME.
Brayden James
Oh yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
Nicholas Ross
I know. I'm just really annoyed right now.
Not sure how they got that done so quickly.
>I WASN'T EVEN GOING TO TELL HIM ABOUT THAT!!
Lotor, you and I both know you'd try to tell literally everything about the concept of sex if you thought that they didn't undersrand it, and that they were listening to you at all.
Christian Hughes
I already pay a fucking subscription to have pointless meetings in this LITERAL shithole, I deserve a vacation
Alexander Reyes
*ahem*
Stupid villains! I said I wanted this Legion-skit to be true to life! All you did was make sex-jokes about aliens, where I didn't even appear, but then Meatwad shows up, tries to be Marik's friend, and ruins everything!
Jack Cook
OK Ms Airy.
I think I need to go home anyways.... especially since what happened to Marick.
I'll be sure to ask my patents about.... sex while I am home as well.
Goodbye everybody.
Elijah Evans
I know Manta is on vacation, but where the hell is Azula?
Luis Rogers
Better luck next time, dishwasher
Josiah Jenkins
Be safe, Asriel. Don't get eaten by anything unpleasant now.
She's probably conducting her latest scheme to murder the shit out of Peni.
Cameron Ramirez
I had staff revoke her membership. Only one lightning-shooting villain allowed here. You better do like me and go home before the afternoon, she liked to steam-off by burning mooks, and i`m gonna guess she's not gonna be in a good mood
Anthony Sanders
I'm not your atomic playboy!
Levi Reed
where the FUCK is kenobi
Camden Diaz
Last time someone tried that, she booby trapped the Legion and released Broods on us. Now she's got even more fire power behind her with being buddies with Jean and her daughter, and Asuka none the less. I don't need pyromaniacs and Evangelions walking in here and breaking shit. Bye guys.
Matthew Cooper
By Azula, by Azula, by Azula! The Great Champion wants to meet me?
Anthony Bennett
...... N-no I wouldn't......
Also if that's the reason why Azula left, it's pretty fucking pitiful.
Have you tried Tattooine?
What are you even talking about?
Aaron Peterson
You were supposed to talk about how cool and awesome i am, so then the minions at mookbook would talk about how REALLY COOL and REALLY AWESOME i am, and then dominator would fall in love with me! are you stupid?
John Smith
KENOBIIIIIII
*muffled battle droid screams*
Jack Wilson
He's right here you metal dofus! And he bought Qui-Gon Will with him!
Cooper Bell
Oh...... no....... none of us really cared to help you.... you..... who are you exactly?
Easton Hill
Sorry boy, you ain’t cool enough.
Matthew Perez
I don't think you understand the amount of hate Azula has for Peni, Sir. I might be a faceless mook, but holy shit. Literally starts WW3 because she hates Peni that much. I'm surprised the Red Lanterns haven't come by to recruit her.
Carter King
you.. you don't know? BAH! i was prepared for this, behold.. my POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!
Lucas Collins
WHAT! This must be some kind of mistake! the real presentation must be here somewhere, NEXT SLIDE!
Adam Allen
>He actually pays the $40 a month
Adam Johnson
AAAAAAAAGH! I'M GONNA BLAST WHOEVER MESSED WITH MY PROYECT! REMOVE THIS FROM THE SCREEN RIGHT NOW!
Owen Walker
........... what am I supposed to see here?
........ World War 3? Why? Why go over that much trouble over a petty contest?
Alexander Miller
THERE WE GO! now, purple man, cower before the awesomely awesome power of LORD HATER!
Nicholas Lewis
>Also if that's the reason why Azula left, it's pretty fucking pitiful.
Azula's hatred of Peni is up there with Gravity as a defining feature of existence as most perceive it. It's a law of being all its own.