Best friend sacrifices himself to save the universe

>Best friend sacrifices himself to save the universe
>Can only think about leaving Earth defenseless to go fuck your dead girlfriend's tits

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To be fair, have you SEEN her tits?

>Defenseless
Scarlet Witch can wipe the floor with any potential threat
Oh and I guess Carol can help too.

Well when you put it like that, it makes him sound like kind of a cunt.

Steve staying in the past ruined the movie and his character.

Bucky's dead?

>Best friend sacrifices himself
You're confused, son.
Both of his friends have continuing adventures and his best friend is quite alive and, now, well

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This.

He didn’t stay in the past? Sooooooo

More like honoring your friend's sacrifice and living your life to the fullest.

>leaving Earth defenseless

Yeah, right. Earth has never been more defended then after Tony's sacrifice.

that's literally what Tony would have wanted
he told Cap at the beginning of the movie that he needs to find happiness, a slice of what Tony accomplished in the past 5 years compared to Cap who has never allowed himself to rest or be happy
>Steve Rogers: But you're happy now, back in the world?
>Sam Wilson: Hey, the number of people giving me orders is down to about zero. So, hell, yeah. You thinking about getting out?
>Steve Rogers: No... I don't know. To be honest, I don't know what I would do with myself if I did.
>Sam Wilson: Ultimate fighting? [Steve laughs] It's just a great idea off the top of my head. But seriously, you could do whatever you want to do. What makes you happy?
>Steve Rogers: I don't know.

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He was gone for a literal minute

>>Cap is contractually required to fight until he dies in action

Fuck off. The man deserved to live his life at some point.

Why the fuck is Cap allowed to be happy and I'm not?

>>Can only think about leaving Earth defenseless to go fuck your dead girlfriend's tits
not only that, he cucked himself in that tumeline

>Best friend

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Have you helped save the world from an Omnicidial maniac?

You are also allowed, just stop sabotoging yourself.

he went to a timeline which wasn't his and usurped the place of peggy's husband

> Leaving the earth defenseless

what are you retarded?

Do you think cap ever warned anyone about the horrible disasters he knew were approaching in the years he'd already lived through and read about after getting thawed? Is it morally wrong for a time traveler to sit idly by and allow thousands to die because it's how it happened on his first run?

Fpbp

FPBP

>defeat the single greatest threat in the universe and now the Avengers have ties to and communication with the likes of Captain Marvel, Dr. Strange, the Guardians, and all of Wakanda
I'm sure he thought the Earth would be fine. You can't blame Cap for not having meta knowledge that he's in a comic book universe and things will never be permanently fine.

FPBP

I think saving the world and losing good friends in progress is all the more reason to take some me-time, even for a old war-horse like Cap.