Is he an incel?

He chooses not to have sex even though he could if he wanted.

He's burgersexual. He'll do whatever it takes to get a burger. If that means going on a date with Big Ethel so she can buy him food, so be it.

This

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That redhead has some nice titties

Nothing involuntary about it.

He's asexual.
But genuinely and not a shitty one like Todd from Bojack.

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That was Cheryls whole thing. She was the “hottest girl evar”

>Incel is "involuntarily celibate", but volcel??? Who can figure that one out?

Come on, user.

Celibacy is by definition a voluntary action. Why the modifier?

Is Archie and Peanuts in the same universe?

Because language is use, and the internet has twisted the meaning of words. Such as cuck.
Real reason probably is that it just sounds better than 'Invir"

he is /ck/ as fuck
>women lack the mental capacity to propperly enjoy food, thats why they always post pictures with retardly trendy shit or watch shitty buzzfeed instagram food videos or eat at meme restaurants

I think archie must have had some peanuts at some point. Hes had a long run and he's been to the circus more than a few times.

Jugghead is burgersexual like his father Wimpy. Also Jugghead is based.

>Celibacy is by definition a voluntary action. Why the modifier?
How so? If you want to get laid but can't, your celibacy is involuntary, hence incel.

imagine drawing this

Then it wasn't celibacy. Celibacy is always a choice, hence, it is a nonsense combination of words.

God bless Jughead thread

He's just celibate.

>Jughead marries hamburgers
how can one man be so based?

Jughead could get it whenever he wants.

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How does one attain this power?

The love of burgers alone must be enough to sustain you before you can attain enlightenment

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Having a mind laser-focused in his only true passion: Eating.

>Taking a pizza out of the oven without any potholders

It's like she wants third-degree burns on her hands.

Step 1: Live life how you want and stop giving a fuck about what other people think of you.
Step 2: There's literally no Step 2.

No, he's based that's what he is.

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No, an incel wants women, Jughead has women interested in him, but he just can’t care about them

He's is the antithesis of incel

Imagine being that. Well, I guess some people don't have to.

Pretty much. Have you seen those high school kids that try to pretend to not care about the world to look cool? Jughead is that, but the real deal, he truly can’t give a fuck about relationship or women

>has a fire going, implying it's cold
>but is dressed for warm weather
>pizza directly on the carpet
I want to ask if there's more context. But, it's Jughead. He probably just felt like it.

Didn't believe the incel shit for the longest time, I'm the weirdest fucker I know, I own (dolls). Yet the only reason I didn't laid in highschool was because I didn't want to fuck in the schools bathroom.

>thigh-high argyle socks
Oh no, my extremely specific fetish!

Eat burgers

As god intended

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This image makes me laugh every single time.

an example

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context

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>It's like she wants third-degree burns on her hands
Maybe she's just a huge badass.

>its a "Jughead becomes a hitman because Reggie is willing to pay him in hamburgers by the truckload" issue

It started funny, but having Jughead kill Archie just for a couple of burgers felt wrong.

>the issue when Jughead used a hamburger like an onahole and made Ethel eat it at knifepoint

Look man, the term is made up by incels, what did you expect, intelligence and reason?

I can't, it's clearly a weird fantasy made up by someone bitter that a man who gets laid is insulting them. If an ugly man can get laid but not them, it stings even more.

incels are celibate via their choices, but they dont understand why

Mspaint comic hit a little too close to home? Lmao

Well you clearly responded to a post you imagine was made and not the one that's actually there so I guess it doesn't matter what I write.
Watermelon watermelon cantaloupe cantaloupe watermelon cantaloupe.

Not from a Jedi...

>Has women throwing themselves at him constantly
>Doesnt let Thots stand between him and his hamburgers.
Incel? Dude, this guy is the ultimate Chad.

I was like that as a teen. Seeing relationship dramas all around I was glad I wasn't a part of that shit. If I ever manage to find someone, that's cool. it just isn't a critical issue for me, though.

>If I ever manage to find someone, that's cool
Fuck off Jughead larper you ain’t the real deal

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lol

Lol these are so strange in today's culture. I wish we could still hold onto the culture where these were fun and wacky and exaggerated
This is how I like Jughead as a character. He has his interests and his friends, but he's not interested in a romantic relationship.

>Jughead is not attracted to women because he’s gay
Cringe

>Jughead is not attracted to women because food is his only love
Based.

Thank god that's West Joker. If it were Hamill Joker..

Context. He got beaten up by Moose because he DARED to be near Midge, who he was tutoring because the teacher made him do it.

I can't, it has way too much soul.

Is Jughead the best character in fiction?

He used to have a magic charm on his hat that made women instantly fall in love with him by flipping it around.

Presumably they did that because somebody at the company decided his being asexual really implied he was gay. At the very least, every few decades, they'd try to give him romantic interests and then roll it back when nobody wanted that.

There was no reason to think he was gay, he (begrudgingly) went out with Big Ethel all the time.

"Cuck" has been an insult since at least the late 1800's

Archie executives are not known for their rationality.

Jughead fucks his sammies before he eats em

He is not “asexual”. Take that faggot tumblr meme back where it belongs.

>the issues where Reggie tricked a drunken Jughead into thinking that he got Pop Tate's new BBQ Burger pregnant and the brisket was the fetuses

I'm referring to how people now refer to literally anyone they don't like as a cuck. It has virtually no meaning anymore.

Tbh the term "asexuality" fits his character unless there's term that describes a person gaining sexual pleasure from eating

>asexual: someone who lacks sexual feelings or associations
Adds up to me. Not everything is tumblr, user.

Just don't pull that shit too long like I did. That drama shit is learning experience. Try to skip it and the experience gap will make dating harder.

Normal people don't toss "cuck" around, and while the term existed for centuries it hasn't been as popular as an insult as it is now

old Yea Forums in a nutshell

Go back to tumblr

well maybe some people, like jughead, has a different standards on what makes them happy
what, do you value someone's life exclusively on how many ruined relationship they had?

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Okay senpai I'll see you later

Can this man get any more based

No, he had female friends and even went a few dates just was never thirsty or made it his priority to get a girlfriend.

So long as you don't turn into the Supreme Gentleman I got no problem with you.

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he's neither

>Parents respect his love for food and encourage it

Based family