Kratos and Atreus get stranded in the D.C. universe
How do they fare?
Kratos and Atreus get stranded in the D.C. universe
How do they fare?
99% certain Atreus meets Jon Kent and Damian and they invite him over (or at least, Jon does).
Kratos may or may not start trailing his son to make sure he's not harmed by his new 'friends', or the fathers of said friends.
Atreus joins the teen titans
Kratos fucks circe, she mind controls him to try and kill Wonder Woman, mid fight Atreus gets him to break the spell by getting between them so Kratos stops himself before he can hurt his son
Kratos and Diana team up to kill Circe, he carries Diana to her and Diana plays dead. Then when they’re close enough Diana traps the lasso around her. Kratos tries to cut her head off but Diana says to leave it so he does.
Diana offers to let him try out for the justice league and Kratos says he’s been in a pantheon of Gods before and didn’t care for it
Diana says they’re not pretending to be gods, Kratos points at a giant statue of superman with tourists taking pictures in front of it, and says “maybe you should tell them that”
I can’t imagine Kratos stealthily trailing anyone lol
Kratos gets really fucking mad that there is a jackass Ares alive.
fareposting should be grounds for a ban
Atreus is kidnapped by Desaad because they want to harness his unusual power and Kratos vows to kill every new god on Apokolips to get his son back. Justice league helps out
Bye bye Wondy.
Poorly
It's not even him being stealthy. Everyone KNOWS he's there, but they don't want to anger the terrifying man standing behind a pole in broad daylight.
Kratos would tear the Joker in half, and then murder batbitch after he cries over him killing his boyfriend.
What's Kratos' stance on pie?
They murder their way threw the Greek pantheon again
kek
is this in tomasi's batman or superman run?
Superman run. Pure comfy fun and just great overall Superman comics.
Can Kratos kill DC Ares?
Atreus joins the Teen Titans but then he calls Impulse the F word and is driven from DC by hordes of SJW's.
>Please, Bruce, just eat my wife’s pie...
He's already in wow.
this is both funny and cute