>Double D! This book just gave me the most amazing idea!
Double D! This book just gave me the most amazing idea!
Gabriel Nguyen
Luis Barnes
Of course, the Eds are going to become sci-fi authors!
>Edd makes sure it’s scientifically plausible
>Eddy handles the marketing
>Ed is the test audience
Ryan Butler
>Eddy creates a Jawbreaker worshipping cult that says that followers will get an infinite supply of them
Camden Flores
>The Ed boys make millions with their first movie series
>Double D and Eddy move to other projects separately
>Ed is the only oen left in charge
>AND THEN THE PRETTY BOY SAY: "I HATE SAND!"
Tyler Nelson
I want a screenplay for this episode on my desk by tomorrow morning or you're fired
William Miller
If Ed was running the show you'd just get scene after scene of the yeti thing from the empire strikes back (or 'Wampa', as wookieepedia calls it) terrorizing both rebels and empire.
Kevin Bell
Eddy realized you make a lot of money for jawbreakers if you start a religion
Josiah Gonzalez
>as wookieepedia calls it
Cameron Stewart
>Eddy and Edd that Ed gets his allowance today
>They go over to his house so they can mooch some Jawbreaker money from him (Double-D feels shame over this)
>Much to Eddy's chagrin, Ed used his allowance to by Sci-Fi merch
>This gives Eddy the idea to make Sci-Fi
Xavier Bailey
Purge your thetans for a quarter!
Jose Sanchez
Compared to what the other guys are charging, that’s a bargain.
David Long
Henry Rivera
autism
Jackson Perry
Nice
Tyler Johnson
How does someone this autistic manage to live day to day without accidentally killing themself
Liam Jackson
Grayson Butler
What the fuck are you talking about
Caleb Thompson
What?
Logan Clark
>Double D! You know, you'd look pretty good in a dress!
Benjamin Roberts
I think we all know Ed is the best in a dress.
Dominic Walker
>Eddy thinks they should start with a grand epic story, but Edd suggests they start with something small that they know and work their way up
>They go back and forth, and Ed can’t decide which, so, being the rational person he is, decided to write a story about something that grows to be big
>Eddy asks what they could possibly have grow that hasn’t been done before
>Edd points out that originality isn’t necessarily about coming up with something that’s never been done, but presenting it in a new way
>Eddy decides they should base the story off of something that happened to them, but Edd points out that they don’t have much experience with giant monsters.
>Ed then remembers the story he told Jonny when they were stuck in his wall
>Edd objects, saying he refuses to let himself be humiliated by a blatant mischaracterization of-
>Eddy then interrupts to say that they aren’t going to tell the exact same story, they’ll change it, since Jonny might find out and spill the beans about having heard it before otherwise
Luis Roberts
>cut to Ed reciting his “new” story while Edd sits at a typewriter, ready to put his words into... words
>Some changes are that instead of the Kanker Sisters, they’re three teenage girls who are just friends not sisters, and instead of mashed potatoes, they ate some genetically engineered hamburgers while camping in the woods.
>They make their way out of the forest and back to town, where they go on a rampage
>The military’s weapons are useless against the three titanesses, who have developed strange powers in addition to their new size
>The story ends on a cliffhanger of the terrible trio about to destroy the laboratory where scientists are working on a method to stop them
>Eddy says it sounds pretty good, and Edd has the rough draft typed up, meaning now the only real challenge is finding somebody who will publish this story
>Eddy declares they’ll publish it themselves, but Edd explains that has a very low chance of working out since they don’t have much publicity
>cut to Edd and Eddy trying to think of publishers who would print their story, while Ed does something in the background
>Eddy keeps naming publishers, only to have the reasoning why it wouldn’t work be pointed out by Edd afterwards
>“Too violent for them”
>“Not violent enough for them”
>“Eddy, they don’t publish science fiction, they publish SCIENCE”
>“That’s a record company, Eddy”
>etc
Aaron White
What? I googled "star wars yeti" and that's what I got, that it's canonical name is 'Wampa'.
Jack Harris
Eddy's actually interested in science!?