Could Steven redeem *you*, Yea Forums?

Shields don't protect feelings

Fuck you Pearl!!

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Depends, can i beat him in a fight? what kinda powers do i have?

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>he think Steven can survive real life bullying
lol , dude is going to bubble itself

Probably? The true is that he's the kind of person is easy to be with and hang out, in true most anons here wouldn't have a problem with a real Steven.

I want to shove my cock down Peridot’s fucking throat so fucking hard that it gets stuck and she chokes on my chode to death

He doesn't bottle up and has a lot of people to talk to and supporting parents. And since he doesn't suffer from depression is more likely that user gets self destructed before Steven.

He already did.
Before I started watching Steven, I was on a path to being - or maybe I already was - an absolute jerk.
I was good "friends" with a /pol/+Yea Forums+/g/ guy, one who would constantly rave about how much he hates people who like such-and-such anime, or use such-and-such software, or vote for such-and-such politicians. I would be constantly dragged into his hate machine, and I would repeat his views and cheer for him when he bullied people online.
I was actually alienating my other friends because of that, as he would teach me to disrespect everybody who disagreed with me. And then he would cheer for me, as I insulted colleagues and random strangers alike for the most trivial of reasons.

Lots of things happened since then, but - long story short - I broke contact with that guy around the same time I discovered Steven Universe. Now, SU wasn't the direct cause, but it helped me realize just how bad the "friendship" was for me and for people around me, and it helped me cope with the "loss" of a "friend" at the time.
I even tried getting him to watch SU with me, as one of the last acts of friendship, but he already knew of the show via /pol/, and thought it's gay propaganda, and so he dismissed it immediately. Seeing his reaction pushed us apart even further.
Additionally, while the show's fandom definitely has a lot of genuinely toxic people in it, it also helped me meet many great, supportive individuals, who were with me when I needed them, listened to me vent, and were instrumental in my "recovery" from the chronic assholishness I suffered from.

I'm not perfect, but I can definitely say that I'm a better person now than I was before. Steven Universe redeemed me, and now I try to be as kind and understanding to other people around me, whenever I'm able.
I just wish that one day I'll be able to redeem my old friend as well.

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So I don't watch Steven Universe, so what's this CalArts' fag's deal? Is he just Naruto where he Talk no Jutsu's peoples lives around?

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Fuck that’s wholesome as fuck. That’s good to hear, hope you can help your friend.

what the fuck is this post its _cute_ as hell

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He was able to do it to the leader of a large galactic fascist empire but not some regular dude who was trying to hit on the fusion of him and his "girlfriend"

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Well, Steven is not gay and doesn't want Kevin fucking his magical futa form.

Because White is kinda priority and actually matters.

imagine how easy it would be to molest this kid if he were real

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White was acting like a child and she had no excuse.
There is no coming back from that.

You are a real trooper, user.

i'd love him to cure me of my nilhism. maybe take me on a space adventure. i'd like that.

user you are nice, i wish you all the best going forward

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What's to redeem? From what?

reminder that kevin is going to be subject to the timeskip making him legal

>Steven
>Not bottling stuff up
m8 there are two instances in the show where he ended up hurting himself cuz he didn't want to talk about how the fucked up things were affecting HIM. Dude's a sweetheart and can help anyone, but he never takes time for himself. I'm starting to think that's the next arc for him honestly.

Do not try to cure yourself of your nihilism. Embrace it. All a space trip would do is remind you that you are but a spec in the infinite cosmos.

No. Only I can change me. This world will eat Steven alive. I would be tempted to show him Yea Forums, /d/, and /pol/ out of principle.

I guess help you be a better person

Cure? Ha! Religion is a joke, free will is a myth.

does anyone remember that greentext of pearl forcing steven to go on Yea Forums

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I doubt it. My only real problems are my aliments. So, if he really is a Jesus like figure he could do that. Whatever other self improvement would be cakewalk in comparison. However, I don't expect much from him on that front because it doesn't strike me that he's about that. Steven appears to be more of the redemption of the wayward. In which case it was a good question to pose to Yea Forums, but not specifically to me.

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Pol friend here. Shows still gay propaganda with a stupid plot about a retarded child, but I would totally fuck the green one! Remember to hate blacks and jews, kill furries, and DAB. Deep Fry Bacon style.

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>i'd love him to cure me of my nilhism
But nihilism is great, user! You just gotta put a positive spin on it.
Nothing matters in the long run, dude. All the sad things will be gone and forgotten. You too, will be gone one day. But as long as you exist, you can live in a way that makes you happy, knowing that in the grand scheme of things, you can't really make anything worse. Carpe diem.

>Not that user
That just sounds like hedonism

Thanks, Monsoon.

Well Steven has healing spit so he could help you with that.

>peridot bullying
Continue

Hedonism is just happy nihilism, user.

Cool. Myths are awesome.

>free will is a myth

It's real, but in an illusory way.

We hope the arc will be the movie

Well I don't really like hedonism or nihilism so I'll pass.

All rocks are to be abused.

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Probably after. Zach said his and Steven's arcs are becoming closer and Zach does suffer from pretty nasty depression iirc

Steven's a shitty awful character for most of the show who actively ruins episodes, wish people would stop pushing this "believe in Steven!" garbage.

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Yeah, I knew about that. I just wasn't sure if he was a Jesus like figure with just that and being able to reach others who are too far gone. But, thinking about it, he kind of is. At any rate I'd totally allow him to expectorate on me.

>No holes to stretch around my massive cock while I hatefuck them into orgasm induced submission and tears streaked screams of pain.

No thanks. And they're all gay and weird looking.

Pfft you better fucking believe I'd be getting rich off hunting those fist-sized gemstones to collect.

No amount of friendship power, singing, and crying, is going to deter me from a pearl the size of a baseball.

I would verily accept a hug from this fat bastard.

Stop, you're not allowed to be this wholesome.

Imagine trying to pawn those, and then they come back to life.

But do you have the means to confine them to prevent them from reforming?

Unfortunare.

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Uh how about them punching you in the face? Or just throwing you away.

He holds no moral authority over me, user.

The blue one, wasn't she stuck in a mirror? Seems like if you affix them to something, or like there's not enough room around their gem to physically reform, then they're stuck.

Well that's easy, affix them to some jewelry or put in a box.

Worst case scenario, just shatter the things and sell the still-huge sized chunks of precious stone.

That was through Gem technology/magic which you do not have.

How about a tiger mauling you, or clawing your face off? Hunting isn't hunting without a risk, you just have to know your prey and how to counter it.

Those gem ladies are tough cookies no doubt, but they're not unstoppable. Hell, the purple one broke her gem from just a fall didn't she?

Then keep inside a display box too small for them to reform inside. Or again, just break them.

She fell down from a cliff,

Right, a fall.

We don't really have any reason to believe the mirror was special which was why Lapis couldn't reform, it does seem like if a gem is physically embedded into something it can't reform like with the wall decorations that dot Homeworld. So basically what I'm saying is we're still waiting for a human gem hunter with a Infinity Gauntlet-like design, Sugar.

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I was thinking more just like the hunter from Jumanji, but looking for sheer profit.

If, without gem technology, you're able to slap a gem onto an item and empower it, then that'd be even better. Thanos-of-Steven-Universe here I come!

This isn’t your grandma’s mirror
>We found this Gem-powered mirror at the Galaxy Warp. It can capture and display any event it's witnessed in all of Gem history.

The trick would be to use duct tape. If duct tape can seal up the rift in that gem sphere, then obviously you can duct tape a gem to something and that's as good as gem tech.

Seck wif a rock. Yes. Sexk wifh a GREEN rock? Uh huh. SEX WITH A GREEN ALIEN ROCK??? :/ I dunno she's gay so technically it would be a fantasy much like imagining how CatDog poops.

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Of course. That's why we constantly bag on him. Admitting you're fucked, accepting attemps to be unfucked, is really fucking scary. And we are nothing if not cowardly.

Imagine his healing spit used to restore foreskins of circumcised men

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Based

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And Lapis is just embedded into it normally even Steven could pull her out of it, this is before his powers were really blossoming. It wasn't the mirror that could do that record stuff that was all Lapis we see in Same Old World that's her ability. And the statues around Homeworld that house gems don't look like technology. So I still agree with
that a character like that could easily exist with the rules that we now know.

We are all pawns, controlled by something greater.
MEMES.
THE DNA OF THE SOUL.

I'd do everything within my ability to stay away from him. The fucker's repulsive.

It's you, isn't it?
You wholesome motherfucker.
I refuse to believe there are two people like this on this board.

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>a fat idiot that cries and sings and remorseless villains reform because plot
>a cute little girl that beats morally grey villains within an inch of their lives then extends the hand of friendship after proving absolute superiority
Sorry fags I'm sticking with the Yea Forums magic redemption formula

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I ship it.

>He actually thinks Steven cries and sings to beat antagonist
Steven always fights and Jasper even called out Rose because she took gems "after they're worthless".

Steven gets to take Connie's virginity every night, because her hymen regrows every time he gives her a head.

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Yeah, that’s kind of a shady way to redeem people.

....Yes.

Is Steven really the sort of being you want to make cynical?

I can see where Jasper's coming from, but she lost the only thing that gave her purpose so of course she sees empathy as a manipulative trick. I dunno how i REALLY was with Rose, but Rebecca said Steven gets all his empathy from Greg so he's the real deal.

Yes. This world will will break him. I will show him videos of Vietnam, WW1&2, Desert storm, Oil wars, and Black Hawk down.

if just Connie getting a little Steven spit in a juice box was enough to near instantly **fix her eyesight** imagine what the little fucker could do if he's actively miked

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Dude didn’t give a shit about the Galactic Genocide, he’d just make more friends.

...The kid who, all his other abilities aside, can tear metal like cardboard with his bare hands and carry fridge-sized speakers like they're shoeboxes?

And if you say "He'd be easy to manipulate": remember how quickly he freaked out about Kevin. That kid does not like a 'bad touch'.

That is not what I asked, user.
I asked whether he is the sort of being you'd want to make cynical? Given what he is capable of already?

Do you honestly think Steven could handle grotesque Internet videos? could Steven handle watching that sick video that circulated around Yea Forums for a bit where a puppy gets killed by a snake? the thing with Steven is he's too stupid to understand the real weight of tragedy he needs to SEE it.

but I think the best route to fucking him up is simply death, he could not handle any of his family members dying and I do believe if the Diamonds succeeded in killing them as Yellow likely intended after Together Alone Steven would not have been so keen to redeem them.

No, world is a fuck.

Ooooo, let's break the heart of the child. What an achievement!

I am ashamed of all you.

Nah, he’ll be BFFs with Kim Jong Un.

Uh user he kinda has a thing against fascist dictatorships. Even when he found out the Diamonds were his family he was determined to "stop their reign of terror across space", though he tried to do it through diplomacy at first. Kimmie wouldn't have that luxury and probably wouldn't know what the fuck when Obsidian stops by for a quick chat.

That’s a friend alright.

>Hey Steven want some candy
>YES
pedo victory
and as long as it does not involve Connie specifically her getting uncomfortable, yes I believe it'd be easy to manipulate him look at Navy
also Ronaldo kidnapped him that one time by slapping him with a potato

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I'm happy for you and completely feel you user, though for me, it's a different story.

I was groomed and molested by a family member for a few years when I was a child, and I was groomed and "dated" someone long-distance online for eight years total as a kid when they were an adult until I turned 18. She was very toxic and bad for me. Due to the codependency lasting my entire childhood and teen years, when she left, I had no idea what parts of my personality and interests were mine and which ones were hers that I molded myself to like. I had no friends, they left with her. I was completely and utterly alone with no idea who I was.

I started watching Steven Universe six months before she ghosted me. I never could get her into it, which I'm thankful for now, because it is something that is entirely my own. I fell in love with it and Pearl because I felt so similar to her. Riddled with anxiety, hypersensitive and needing everyone to like her, ruined all her relationships due to her problems, and a crippling codependency issue that she was struggling to move on from. We were lost together.

As the years passed, I got to watch Pearl grow and move on from her own trauma, as I did. I left a relationship that wasn't working for me and found someone that allows me to be me. We aren't codependent. I accepted that I was sexually molested and now believe it wasn't my fault. I'm learning to accept responsibility for my actions, even when I am the problem, and I'm slowly integrating myself and doing things not just for others, but for me.

I used to never be able to cry after the molestation, and I know it's a joke that everyone cries so much in the show, but it honestly helped me. I cried for the first time in front of someone in years two years ago, and now I cry when I need to. It feels great to finally let out.

In other words, Steven redeemed Pearl, and that allowed me to redeem myself.

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Well damn user, I’m sorry you had to go through all that shit but I’m glad you’re better.

My situation probably requires a Rick more than a Steven, to be honest

The most celebrated are the rehabilitated, huh?

I probably would break contact with anyone who took joy in lolcow hunting too. But still...

It's only nature running it's course. Wind blows, rain falls.

This and the other user's stort have made my day. I have no idea how much is true since we're all just anons here but I've heard similar stories on other sites about the show and its healing effects so I choose to believe these stories two. Hope both of you are doing well.

*too

Right? Even I gotta admit the show’s made an impact on me I didn’t think it would. It moved me.

>massive crybaby fags
>oh I'm so much better than you but I'm lying to myself that I'm kind and loving and I hope you all find happiness teehe
>lesser fags believe that's wholesome
Only in SU threads

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He can "talk-no-jutsu" all he wants at me. My misanthropy is incurable and irreversible.

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You would probably see the exact same posts among the fans of you-know-what.
There's just something wrong with cartoon fans in general. Autism probably.

Must be nice being Steven. Living in a world where high minded positivity always works.

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>implying it's not all just the same guy endlessly replying to himself
C'mon user.
This isn't the first time he's done this either.

>Implying you’re not also them

Positivity isn't bad, but it isn't always good.

That fucker Jeffrey Epstein was always doing Yoga, talking about how he never "breaks up" with a girlfriend, but rather "upgrades" them to friends, eating clean, doing Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, living in the moment, etc, etc.

I think, besides Rebecca Sugar's annoying "coming out as bisexual at Comic-Con" clown world shenanigans, folks are turned off by Steven because their world doesn't work like his. Wanting to break him is a bit much though, like crabs in a bucket.

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I’m pickle rick

user, c-can we be friends??

Are you really comparing Rebecca answering a question to that cunt's coping mechanisms?

/thread.
I actually enjoy the "good guy convinces bad guy to step down" trope but SU sorta takes it to far for me.

I think Steven's true potential lies not in redeeming a villain, but in inspiring a jaded hero.

Nah, that was a tangent. And obviously, Yoga isn't inherently evil.

It's just that positivisty and optimism becomes farcical in some situations, like Epstein's.

You’d have rather he be negative?

Toxic posivitity is indeed a bad thing (and gets on my tits when certain people I know enforce it), but it's absolutely not the same thing as boundless optimism.

>but in inspiring a jaded hero.
You mean like Superman? That'd be neat.

But the closest thing that fits that is Lapis and Bismuth. Arguably Peridot.

But the Diamonds and Jasper?
Yeah, no.

Superman’s jaded?

I think that user is saying is that optimism and positivity is not an end all trait that defines if a person is good because you never truly know how a person acts or does in closed doors and people are complex enough where seemingly nice people could end up being horrible monsters while raging assholes are ultimately harmless.

In other words he's just describing that one Stonetoss comic that actually isn't awful about how some people hide among progressive groups just to prey on them.

only if he sits on my face

No, I mean how Superman inspires jaded but ultimately good people.

Superman is a symbol of hope but he doesn't have to ability to convince LEx to stop being an asshole.

No. He's a demon.

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Perhaps. The only really scary moment to me is when Pink Diamond rages, as Steven - "SHE'S GONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE."

But who knows what I would do during Revelations? As scary as the Anti-Christ is supposed to be, the real McCoy is going to be even scarier.

The scariest part of that was Pink Steven wasn't even a angry (he can't be, it's all in regular Steven). White asks it to repeat itself and it does, just much louder.

Why do you find that scary?

NIGHTMARE FUEL

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Badass

I hate how fake this is.

It's inhuman and thus unsettling (which is probably a better way to describe it). Even White shows emotions and even White Pearl smiled, but that think? Not a peep. It's a great moment though. From White converting Yellow and Blue all the way until they go back to Earth is easily the high point of the series for me.

*thing

Steven only survives in his animated universe by virtue of basically everyone being borderline retarded. Not speaking directly of the incompetencies of the Great Diamond Authority itself, but of the fact that almost every single sentient rock and human can be dissuaded from their previous thought process by some fat, autistic, 12 y/o faggot, without cognitive dissonance, and the fact that the GDA is a space faring militaristic race that have taken over multiple worlds, as well as assuming the Human race isn't the only sentient race they've encountered, they still seem to be unable to take out 3 rogue gems/ 2 normal rogue gems and 2 rogue gem children stacked up in a catsuit, and their pet bitchboi, against a Kindergarten planet with apparently no planetary defense force.
Steven and the Crystal Shits would be destroyed, figuratively and literally if they were faced with reality. If they weren't found out immediately, they've find out quickly that you can't Talk No Jutsu your way out of everything, and that some people do bad and just don't give a shit.

Too Long, Didn’t Read. Make it shorter next time.

It's all the same shit you've heard before. Nothing special or particularly intelligent.

Is there a price to be paid for the ease in which Steven achieves his goal?

Or has Berserk just mindfucked me into being paranoid of any messiah figure?

well goddamn, Jasper, sure, i'll redeem ya. redeem ya one ass-whoopin', son.

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It’s more like he just wants to help you out

Well I wish him luck

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>Stone Cold
>The Rock
Lads, I think we've just found the creators of the gem race

he already forgave kevin though, he understands that he wen't through some shit to get where he was and to be the person he pretends to be.

sounds like a cool guy, shame he isnt into cartoons. This board could use more people like that
also online friends arent real friends user

>he understands that he wen't through some shit to get where he was and to be the person he pretends to be.
well that never happened
last time we saw Kevin he was giving Steven bad advice and then fell in a pool after chimping out

>Brown Diamond

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He'll come around. Steven and Connie left on good terms and he had Lion making a cool portal in the middle of his party so in a way he got what he wanted but it was on terms that suited everyone instead of just him.

You display just how shallow cynicism really is. This idea of "if you aren't a bitter asshole, you just don't know about war" oversimplifies the situation.

Most cynics are quite shallow

No but for the complete opposite of . I want Steven to try to BTFO Jews, Muslims, Transgenders, etc with his no U speech. Have him say that the Holocaust doesn’t give Israel the right to do bad stuff to people and vice versa. If he succeeds then no more Zionist bullshit dragging everyone down, if he fails then he’ll spark a war that comes of easily be the death of Israel/Palestine and possibly the Abrahamic Faiths all together. Even though Israel/Jews don’t exist in SU, Steven’s innate nepotism would make him favor Israel and put everything into a bigger catch-22 clusterfuck.

Imagine him trying to heal a transgender by kissing up to them, both figuratively and literally. His healing tears/spit either cures them of their mental illness and/or regenerates their birth genitalia along with their implants falling out. Have him try to save someone with cancer but find out the cancer goes into overdrive since it’s just uncontrolled cell growth like the murder mold PD made. Have him cure Autism but people want him dead because they see it as erasure.

I don’t want Steven broken because he can’t fix “X”, I want him broken because by fixing “X” he makes everything worse and hurts everything he wanted to protect.

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I'm sorry you're sad

Can't help people who don't want to be helped.

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Good on you for becoming self aware and not a react-to-everything negative aggro bot. Growing up son.

No, he couldn't, because I think he's an annoying faggot. I'd probably just tell him to fuck off.

>dude come out as trans
>all those "good job" replies
that gotta be a yikes for me dawgs

user, he won't stop until you're jumping up and down on his dick
he isn't above invading your mind as you sleep

Based.

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Doesn't have to. Spent years in a pit of personal darkness, gave in to my worst impulses, but it finally clicked that my rage was the thing making my life shit, not the things that I thought were making me angry.

More turning into a slightly edgier Greg than anything.

>he isn't above invading your mind as you sleep
He mindrapes people into "being nice"? Jesus Christ. I'll have to kill him then, because I'm not going to become some irritating left-wing optimist.

>tfw i was a hype guy that have tons of hype because of his S1 and S2
>that YD reveal
>this is it bros , the next good cartoon
>after all that , it goes to absolute nowhere

If something SU is the reason why a get easily annoyed with cartoons these days. I could beat up Rebecca Sugar if i see her in person , not even joking.

How'd you get rid of your rage though? Start meditating or something?

...what the hell did I just read.

I would redeem Basedven.

I think Steven could do it pretty easily. We're basically after the same thing.

>then extends the hand of friendship after proving absolute superiority
That's loser talk. I prefer Reggie talk. Death and humiliation to your enemies. All of them.

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We already saw how that would shake down in T-shirt Club. He would become a mass shooter.

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this faggot fat fuck got nothing on me, always i can cover my ears and go "blah blah blah", he can't cry me to death, i would make a pretty cool SU villain and make the show interesting for once

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You'd just be Kevin but as an incel.

>You'd just be Kevin but as an incel.

the ultimate SU villain then

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yikes, its a shitty show though

I am not a jew.

That's nice you've got some upgrade to your life.
I'm not gonna even try to say, that was ridiculously bad choice of cartoon to cause this. If you're happy and gonna provide some quality, I'm fine (like some other folks who's not gonna shitpost about ideology battle) with that.

This meme is outdated, Steven and Kevin are friends now.

23dgy4m3

HAHAHA SU change my life guys HAHAHA
The evil anime is no longer in control im superior now. So now stevenfags are the new mlp i remember post about mlp and how the multicolor pony change their life

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Wow. I am an oldfag, but I hope I never become as broken as you.

user give yourself more credit. That was all because of you not Steven.

Power, almost unlimited power, with purpose, but no mind, no empathy.
"A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun".
It would crush you without meaning to or understanding what it had done because you didn't get out of the way fast enough.

I don't know about you, but the idea scares the shit out of me.

>some people do bad and just don't give a shit.

And how long - I wonder - would such people survive in a world with those three in it? Even individual gems are potentially incredibly dangerous. And the Crystal Gems are warriors without peer.

Do you think that, in the 'real' world, you would survive hurting or trying to hurt Steven for more than a few seconds?

>Is there a price to be paid for the ease in which Steven achieves his goal?

Yes: Rose Quartz' life.

good user

Why do you want that, user?

You can't kill him. Or, maybe you can, but you would not live to enjoy it.

Hmmmm. Alan Moore's version of Steven Universe would be... I don't know, really.

Mercy is not weakness. And cruelty is not strength.

sigh
oldfag my ass

He would use his magic saliva to turn you into one.

If something inspires someone to be better and happier... instead of embittered, cynical and dismissive... is it really a sign of mental health to mock that?

Older than you, I should hope.

I'm sorry about what happened to you, friend.

fuck look at all these samefag replies

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And all of them negative.

right and not the long list of people saying wholesome? totally like a SU thread
especially noticeable if you've been looking at the poster count at all
this isn't the first time he's done this either

Based and wholesomepilled

Not with that dumb beanface artstyle

How bout he redeem deez nuts lmao

this art style is so ugly, crude, and bland

why are americans so low quality in animation

>has a lot of people to talk to and supporting parents.
Doesn't stop thousands of other teenagers from killing themselves. Even the greatest support system fails if you're constantly attacked from all sides. The real world is going to fuck Steven so hard, if he's not dead he'll be in a mental asylum as a danger to himself. He will break.

if steven can handle having his life threatened every other day and constant mindfuckery about what he is, i think he could handle our world it's really not that big of a deal.

I'm sorry you live in a fantasy bubble like Steven.
Simple. As much as Yea Forumsmblr likes Steven, IRL he'd be hated by all the power players in society and create a dystopian nightmare for the rest of us.

Think about it. Steven is:
>He can and will take over your mind when you sleep, rich like a Rothschild, and nepotistic as fuck.
>His only pull over most gems is because of what he is Rose/PD's child, not what he truly believes.
>Him being a messiah expy means he'd try this crying redemption cycle on other people he's related to, predominantly Israel as the current Zeitgeist is that their racist/fascistic like the Diamond Empire.
>As I said earlier, either his crying works and Israel, Palestine, and all the other religious faiths stops existing as a warring triad via Steven's Brainwashing or they'll all die in a bigger holy war as Steven tries to be the next Moses/Jesus expy.
>Steven cures Autism, Transgenderism, and possibly homosexuality in humans since it's considered a birth defect in our genome. Either they get "cured" or they fight against Steven as they see it as forceful conversion therapy but Steven cries/unleashes Pink Steven that either kills them or forces them to bow to his will. Meaning the LGBTQ+ will be erased one way or another.
>Repeat Ad Nauseum until everyone who disagrees with Steven is either killed, erased, re-conditioned to obey him, etc.

Sure we'd have peace but at the expense of being a Human Zoo 2.0 level of brainwashed, and/or completely cowed because we fear Steven mind controlling us/releasing Pink Steven in a tantrum. Remember Gems see us as parasites at worst and purse puppies at best, even the CGs believe this. They have a disgust if not complete disdain for humans unless we entertain their hedonism. This is only made worse by knowing Steven isn't immortal as once he dies, CGs & Homeworld will revert to old habits as their only doing this to please Steven not because they believe it's the right thing to do.

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No, fuck you. He'd cry and I'd just step away

Yes, that would be incredibly satisfying. But this is Sugar's perfect world where feelings and talking are the ultimate way to resolve problem

Fuck that, SU being idealistic is one of its biggest strengths. Cynicism is for people too scared to be genuine.

Not true, Yellow and Blue realized how badly they had fucked up by continuing the caste system. Old Homeworld is done for good.

cringe, the fact that you let this show and Yea Forums easily control how you act proves youre an emotionally stunted man
after the show ends youre back to square one and the cycle continues

how about you get a hobby, a job you like and some self respect? stop revolving your life around Yea Forums and cartoons in general

Harden the fuck up, dude. SU has worse talk-no-jutsu than fucking Ninja Jesus. He at least can still beat someone down enough to get them to listen to him. I can't believe I have to cite Naruto in a positive light because of you fags

Yea Forums isn't for you. Go back to retardera or whatever shithole you crawled out of.

He just has low self-esteem and left one Cult-like group to another LOL leave him be.
Be glad this shit is anonymous he might have tried to dox you.

>He can and will take over your mind when you sleep
Tinfoil hats for sale

youtube.com/watch?v=k8ws_APXilE

Why would I need a gay, Jewish, fat child to "redeem" me, OP?

>Reggie flew forward with her Hockey stick. Stevonnie swiped her back with their sword
>It had come to this. Words had failed them, now down to blows
>Despite the two attempting to reconcile with each other's points of views, Reggie just found Steven's methods, unquestioningly retarded
>Pacifism? How did that solve anything? She'd force him to use his full strength here and now!
>With Connie fused to him, they did just that- and how that strength backfired
>Reg reached for her stick, but Stevonnie kicked it out of the way
>They punched Reg in the face, and stomped on her gut just to knock the wind out of her
>The fusion split up "Connie, leave us be. I know how to get thru to this one.."
>The girl nodded and ran off. Steven grabbed Regina by the neck
>"Okay listen you little ginger shit, I tried playing nice with you. So now, I'm going to make it so you play 'nice' with everyone."
>She spit in his face. "How you gonna do that twerp?"
>Steven grinned. He pulled out his cock, and soon was bottom-nude.
>"W-wait, what are you doing?" At once, he shoved his dick into his mouth
>The weakened, beaten Reggie was helpless as Steven Universe facefucked her, eyes going back
>Despite her pain, she couldn't deny the taste was addicting
>Pumpkin vines started to rise out of the ground and restrain her, arms, legs and waist pulled completely
>He came in her mouth, cum shooting out her nose
>Half the mental force she was working with just shattered into dopamine, and a trickle of cum left her mouth

>His tiny shota body crept to her crotch next, slamming his cock in
>one moment to the next he fucked her and stabbed his dick as hard as he could into her G-spot
>"No..N-no.. stop.. don't.." When he came in her, her body lit on fire
"DON'T STOP- I mean" He went right back to facefucking her
>In the mouth, in the ass, pounding her crotch and doing her whole body like a used cumrag
>She lost track of the times he'd done it.. but it didn't matter.

based

>Her cravings took over, and soon she was greedily gobbling his little dick and thrusting with him

>"So Regina, still think violence solves anything?"
>"I.. I don't know.. maybe? I just think being a pussy is- A-AAAH!"
>There was no time to argue or think straight
>"Seems like fucking your pussy isn't so bad. Who needs fighting?"
>She gasped, body vibrating and so hot she could taste his steaming hot seed inside her
>"Y-you're right.. fuck your right, what was I thinking.. who needs more cock.. I mean more hitting- Fuck."|
>"I NEED more cock, h-hit me! I promise I'll- yeah! No more of that. Yes more cock! Give Reggie good dick, she'll be a good girl!"
>"Promise you'll be a good girl?"
>"I will, I WILL! I'll be just like Steven! I promise"
>Steven slapped her, reveling in how she renounced her aggressive ways
>As her mental core broke down into a gibbering mess, he helped reconstitute her
>Now fucking her slowly and tenderly, he stroked her hair, taking some crotch musk and letting her sniff
>The engorging inhale she took was less like a warrior, and more a mind-broken hippie
>Her body reshape, becoming more short and round
>Soon she gained his stumpy little physique and surrendered her own imagery to his
>Becoming a tiny loli, a plump fat sausage-pussy like him .. and she LOVED it
>even in her waterballoon state, Steven found her a prize and kept dicking her, kissing her all the while and taking away any individuality, fighting spirit or dignity she had left
>her clothes started to shift, and in a blissful gaze the Regina that was wandered off to fade, leaving the sputtering, infectious portion of Steven inside her forever

>Steven, and a short fat obese Reggie wearing a matching Star-shirt as his and similar pants ate cookiecats and hamburgers together. Reggie had become quite a pig, but she was happy now.
>Violence was never the answer, talking things out, singing songs and befriending your enemies was the right thing to do.
>Steven Uni-Dick told her so, and his dick was never wrong
>Her meat paddy dropped off her bun, they both picked it up and smiled
>"If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs." (2x) the two said in unison
>She was even talking like him now, having been shown the error of her ways
>Both stuffed their face and looked at each other, before Steven jumped her in passion
>'Rose Bless' he thought, it was almost like looking at a ginger, long-haired female version of himself, just much much fatter, greasier and more out of shape, had he really brought her to this state?
>Not that she minded, not anymore
>Forever Reggie Universe

Steven fights too, retard-kun. You'd know that if you actually watched the show instead of getting all your information from Yea Forums

Once again:
Cynicism is for children. Being a realist is not the same thing.

Nigger I wasted my time for 3-4 seasons of this shit. He gets his way by crying and talking about his feelings. You can go fucking kill yourself, I'm not some pseud who thinks the world is shit. I think SU is bad and SUfags are so incredibly defensive that people dislike them and their shitty show. You people are worse than Homestuck and that takes some fucking talent.

He does fight though. Just VERY rarely.

He did it to Lars.

Yow. Who hurt you?

He's not gay and his mother is an alien, so he's not Jewish either.

DUDE SINCE I STARTED WATCHING SU IM A BETTER PERSON
THE WHITE SKIN OF PEARL IS A SUBTLE WAY OF SAYING HOW BASED SHE IS
AND THAT EPISODE WHEN THEY KILL THOSE RAPE FUSION HOKY SHIT GUYS!!!

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>He did it to Lars.
That was an accident. Hopefully Steven understands that would make him just as evil as White Diamond.

holy god underrated and based replied to that drivel!

My interest in this show is sorely due to the fact that I find Blue Diamond hot.

Sadly, the porn is quite lacking.

Same person

>revealing my power level to a random kid
He’d never need to redeem me because like a sane person I’d just treat him with polite disinterest.

Based user.

You pretend to be nice to people then complain about them in private. Nobody knows you hate them or they annoy you.