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Why didn't they just go around???
Aaron Perez
Dylan Taylor
They like straight lines
Aiden Gutierrez
Not as easy as going straight.
Justin Lee
Irkens of their worth don't "turn" or "go around".
They go straight ahead.
That's why they're the Tallests and you're not.
Hunter Edwards
They're idiots. That's the joke.
Owen Perez
they didn't feel like it
Robert Clark
That's what you get for being straight
Lucas Powell
Going around is for fags.
Angel Collins
Turning is for the weak. They shouldn't have to turn. Everything else should get out of the fucking way or get run the fuck over
Luis King
t. ship driver
Brody Allen
It's what happens when leadership is determined by physical attributes rather than intelligence and wisdom.
Also, I was really hoping they were going to do more with that disgruntled pilot.
Gavin Torres
Only short beings go around.
Hunter Bailey
NO GO STRAIGHT!!!
Parker Anderson
You really are a buzzkill aren't you?
Xavier Johnson
They're arrogant morons.
Joshua Cook
Why is this guy always so negative?
Kayden Cook
So, since they're dead who's the new Tallest?
Hudson Garcia
Sizz-Lorr! most likely
Andrew Long
He is the second biggest Irken I remember.
Brody Evans
Listen Fag they’re the Tallest they stay straight.
Caleb Martin
It's called a plot hole
Michael Cox
Lucky him. He didn't deserve his initial fate.
Also, at least he's kinda intelligent.
Michael Rodriguez
also stupid!
Carter Green
Because then they wouldn't have been going in a straight line. Fuck, are you thick or something, OP?
James Moore
What if the pilot actually escaped, leaving the the tallest to burn and him returning to his home planet to become the new tallest? That'll be interesting actually...
Nathaniel Johnson
I doubt their dead. if they actually reboot the cartoon theres no way they would get rid of the tallest. they probably get out by the skin of their teeth and recount the horrors they saw in a comedic matter
Andrew Watson
because they're making up for the majority of the time when they're not straight
Colton Howard
> dead
they're fine, just trapped in a hellish burning puppet/marionette dimension.
Aiden Taylor
in what direction would you move in space where there is nothing blocking our path?
Jose Adams
So is this a faithful reboot or what?
Jeremiah Cox
It's like it never left.
Jason Martin
Can we all just stop and talk about how shit the pilot was
>wants to turn the ship
>doesn’t want to go straight
>doesn’t bring donuts
>wants to turn the ship
He is just so shitty
John James
This was commentary on straight people and how having a closed mind will ultimately doom them.
Kevin Evans
No one because the supercomputer that chooses Talllest is on the mothership.