Why didn't they just go around???

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They like straight lines

Not as easy as going straight.

Irkens of their worth don't "turn" or "go around".
They go straight ahead.
That's why they're the Tallests and you're not.

They're idiots. That's the joke.

they didn't feel like it

That's what you get for being straight

Going around is for fags.

Turning is for the weak. They shouldn't have to turn. Everything else should get out of the fucking way or get run the fuck over

t. ship driver

It's what happens when leadership is determined by physical attributes rather than intelligence and wisdom.

Also, I was really hoping they were going to do more with that disgruntled pilot.

Only short beings go around.

NO GO STRAIGHT!!!

You really are a buzzkill aren't you?

They're arrogant morons.

Why is this guy always so negative?

So, since they're dead who's the new Tallest?

Sizz-Lorr! most likely

He is the second biggest Irken I remember.

Listen Fag they’re the Tallest they stay straight.

It's called a plot hole

Lucky him. He didn't deserve his initial fate.
Also, at least he's kinda intelligent.

also stupid!

Because then they wouldn't have been going in a straight line. Fuck, are you thick or something, OP?

What if the pilot actually escaped, leaving the the tallest to burn and him returning to his home planet to become the new tallest? That'll be interesting actually...

I doubt their dead. if they actually reboot the cartoon theres no way they would get rid of the tallest. they probably get out by the skin of their teeth and recount the horrors they saw in a comedic matter

because they're making up for the majority of the time when they're not straight

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> dead
they're fine, just trapped in a hellish burning puppet/marionette dimension.

in what direction would you move in space where there is nothing blocking our path?

So is this a faithful reboot or what?

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It's like it never left.

Can we all just stop and talk about how shit the pilot was
>wants to turn the ship
>doesn’t want to go straight
>doesn’t bring donuts
>wants to turn the ship
He is just so shitty

This was commentary on straight people and how having a closed mind will ultimately doom them.

No one because the supercomputer that chooses Talllest is on the mothership.