Yea Forums, what do you think of Lunarbaboon?

>buzzword
Don't be such a fucking faggot user.

What are the chances the dude turns out to be a sexual predator?

He's a Cuck unironically.

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He's trying to be "wholesome", but in a really pathetic beta way.

This is an Edit

Fuck you nigger, buzzword is the only acceptable buzzword

That's better
I agree, he could be using this wholesomeness as a way to deflect criticism of his points in his other strips

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Not really, not at all, even.

post the sandwich one

>how pathetic the guys self-insert
IT'S
FUCKING
AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
YOU
DENSE EXCUSE
FOR A FUNCTIONING BRAIN!

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capslock
cruise control for cool

Except in this one

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It's an edit.

kinda, the only thing that was edited was the dude in the middle cuddling him, the context of the comic remains the same without the edit

does he even have a kid?
from the strips that keep getting spammed here i don't care for them, he comes off as very sensitive and guilt ridden

Pic related is my favorite. I like to imagine the kid got his ass kicked IRL.

No, it's not.

>lunarbaboon.com/comics/deformity.html

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What a passive-aggressive cunt.

This one is my favorite because of how bleak it seems.

based

Isn't he the same guy who wrote Superman Rebirth?

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You could learn how to write first.

Shut up or I'll eat your ass you stupid dick stick.

Kochalka wasn't this cucked, was he? Far creepier, but not as cucked.

unironically a cuck

you don't know what "cucking" means, right?

bump

Needs to be edited so panel 5 read "And two, suck his dick", followed by the kid going down on the other kid.

Not as outright creepy as Elf Dad but still gives me slight vibes of that.

As someone that had depression due to chemical imbalances, I agree that the comic has truth, but he's still a piece of shit.

Elf Dad may lack the senses for what is sociably acceptable, but at least he's not full of himself over what a mediocre piece of shit he is like this guy.

Family Circus is funnier.

I dunno user.
I hate pretentious people as much as the next guy but I still think molesting your child is still pretty bad.

He's unironically doing everything in his power to raise that child to be the next Elliot Rogers.

I think Kochalka had stepchildren.

he looks like vsauce mike without his glasses

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how will drumpf ever recover from this?

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So this is what happened to Dave Attell.

what cartoonist didn’t do a play on this exact joke is the real question. i hate trump but man it’s low quality humor to say, “omg im an adult scared like a child because of trump!!!”

>moishe

what kind of name is this

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ben garrison?

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he's setting his kid up for failure

I'm going to kill myself.

>be artanon
>get generic compliment from some random dude
>say cool thanks
>think, what an asshole.

Who put the poster up?

I really REALLY want this kid go full Sam Hyde

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all depression pills ever did was make me sleepy
i was taking up to 7 times my dosis tho

meaning?

Me.

It can be a craps shoot. Went through a half dozen different ones before landing on these. I just know that I can't function without them.

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I don't know how soied US kids are but I don't know any boy that would not just hit back harder

There is a reason I like scrawny men. You can hold them. You can't hold a fat man, they are just too fat.

are you a faggot or a chick?

His kid is actually a big Trump fan. He was calling for help about a globalist he thought he saw in the closet.

>Went through a half dozen different ones before landing on these
same
except i went through a dozen before changing psyychatrist and getting diagnosed bipolar, turns out giving anti depressants to bipolar people is a very bad idea because it triggers the shit out of my condition
thats a happy ending i guess except im in the middle of my first relapse in a year

>The name Moishe is a boy's name of Yiddish origin meaning "delivered from the water".

My son may be completely stupid and a burden on society, but at least he's nice.

Most of this guy’s comics he’s just trying to mold his kid into a just as equally pathetic version of himself.
The hypocrisy of this guy is what infuriates me the most about him, he thinks he’s nice and open minded but he’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing, an utter sociopath that cares more about his beliefs than his family.

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Wow, that's a frightening image of the 45th president of the United States of America, Donald John Trump. The text and American flags on the poster leave no doubt that this is in fact a picture of the highly controversial 2017-inagurated Republican president, Donald John Trump.

get that kid a tutor or something

You forgot her saying
>Dont fucking touch me
at the end as a refence to the hug comic

For a hot minute i thought this was in response to

But all you have to do is read one of two more of these and you've got it

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Donald Jonn Trump?

President of the United States of America? That Donald Jonn Trump?

Seems to be a trend of his

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Imagine your dad jacking you off in bed while you sleep with him haha
that would make comedy gold haha

The way his wife talks to him in his comics makes him seem so fucking pathetic. This interaction isn't bad in theory, but the way she speaks is so dismissive and uncaring he comes off as a megacuck

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It's like a kid from a broken home is telling you a fucked up story from his life and he doesn't realize at all how sad it is

Shit, it is. There's just something about how divorced from the reality of it he is. I also don't think the flat art is helping. Makes the wife look a lot more disinterested than she could look.

I wouldn't be interested in someone who acts like him either.
And all his "relationship advice" is going to turn the kid into a school shooter.

I hate women.

I think it's gotta be a subtle troll of liberal types

this is the stupidest goddam namby pamby shit I've ever seen

Soi caught on as an insult for a reason.

telling in that his kid isn't in the equation

it's actually making me depressed that cancer like this isn't shoved in a locker as nature intended

A cat is fine too

What's with morons like these, and bitching about trolls? Don't they get that all it does is attract unwanted attention and trolling towards them?

even Chris-chan eventually learned that bitching trolls only makes things worse

A refreshing change from the mindless greentexting drivel found here.

Ever notice how fat creators tend to hate people who are in shape?
They don't even have a reason for it, the in shape characters aren't even portrayed as being dicks or anything, they're just standing their and the author goes out of his way to tell us "these people are wrong/dumb/bad"

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It’s because to a fat person, being in shape is some unattainable privilege that they believe was fairly robbed from them.

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quite literally eat less, and exercise

it's NOT HARD, IT ONLY TAKES WILL FATTY

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It's less "eat less" and more "eat different".
Exercise is a must, of course, but if you want to shed fat and gain muscle then you need to give yourself nourishment that will allow your body to do so.

Overly saccharine

The comic seems creepy and unnatural, like a Stepford housewife. It’s like an absurdist portrait of someone trapped in a hell were you are always forced to smile.

I feel like he has that "allegations" energy. Like one day someone's gonna come out and say he's done something horrible to them, like Drew Carey or Jim Davis.

Is that an edit?

It's small details like his wife always having bags under her eyes.
It's like she's so exhausted of having to deal with her soi-chugging faggot of a husband that she doesn't even take pleasure out of cucking him; she just considers cucking him an obligation at this point, because holy shit does he deserve it.

>Rules of nature
>Empathy
>Social justice
?

What are you confused about. Is your redpills giving you schizophrenia again.

but muh thyroid problem

If the goal is losing weight, it really is that simple.
It’s quite literally impossible to gain weight at a caloric deficit.

You're talking about a character who has only expressed happiness outside that strip when she learned that her son was physically assaulted.

>interventions that operate orthogonally to malfunctioning fat cells or other metabolic disprivilege only, please. I will delete comments suggesting diet or exercise
LOL
Also I'm surprised El Yud talks like r/Iamverysmart. He's a clown, sure, but I thought he was an actual genius.

Countless people drink coke instead of water and always wonder why they are so fucking fat, not realizing how a single can of coke has more sugar than you need in a week.

good luck surviving on a can of coke and supplements for a week

I'm not talking about drinking a can of coke as a food source for a week, but the amount of sugar + calories it adds on every day for all meals is just insanity.

And it turns out...little monkey fella.

Jon actually does stand up for himself rather than be a bully target all his life. He just doesn't go all out.

I haven't seen a doctor since I was born, what are these little yellow pills?

It may just be a classic fox & the grapes scenario.

He looks ok.
For depression.

Ah. Thank you, friend.

It makes my skin crawl, and I don't fully understand why

>creepy is a Buzzword now

and the ok sign stands for white power

when reality hits the kid, there will be blood.

It's ugly and unfunny garbage, masquerading itself as a "feel-good" comic

When your wife says "Don't touch me, I need to be alone" shouldn't that be a massive warning sign that something is terribly wrong?

this

You have a comic about a balding fat man, his wife don't let him touch her probably cheat on him and his happy that her son is assaulted, his son is a failure at school and as soon as he stop taking his pill he is depressed but the comic is written as if everything was the best it could be. It's the kind of dissonance you have in every media portaying a town with a dark secret, you know something is really wrong but everybody is all smile and act like everything is ok.

good, more for the rest of us

Whait what?

It was posted in this thread, man

>image
Goddamn, a man of exquisite taste

>"ugh.", the comic

It’s the way that this is worded that makes it so fucked up. If she said something like “sorry honey, not tonight” it wouldn’t be nearly as cold sounding. From this strip alone you would never know these two are supposed to be married.

Already seen it

It's the gag in multiple strips.
She's literally disgusted by him, and rightfully so.

It's also the eyes of the woman, she looks like she is dead inside.

He writes great you spiteful retard

I mean, this guy is not wrong. People always shat on me back when as a kid I hit girls (and smaller kids) back after they had started a fight.

Hey incels, why are you such hypocrites? I'm pretty sure if someone told you "lmao you weak ass bitch you can't hit hard" as a child, you'd try to prove them wrong and then laugh when that faggot couldn't take a punch and run crying to his mommy. So why are you siding with him here?

>Rules of nature!!
>as a bad thing
?

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I tried to read this through and it didn't work. At a glance it doesn't look worth it to parse. TLDR?

His feeble attempts to publicize passive aggressive kindnesses in comics that imply anything less is villainy, are reminiscent of the films of David Lynch - indicative of a darkness below the surface that can't be defeated with mere words or attempts at pleasant thoughts. This man is attempting to explain poor life management and a history of seperation and divorce by transforming his child into someone who can give him approval for making such life mistakes.
You fucking triggered low-communication creep

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People are calling the author an idiot for thinking writing that strip was a good idea.
As Said, the whole webcomic is a frankly disturbing insight into what he thinks is wholesome.
Something like Erma is wholesome, but this is him jacking off in front of an audience, and the audience noticing how fucked up the porn he’s watching is.

Girl did nothing wrong.

Advice for children is supposed to be something that helps then, not a cartoon moment a father draws for the public to show how clever his solutions are.

Rules of nature dictate that whenever you make eye contact with another male you should grt into a staring competition followed by a fight for dominance. Are you ready to go picking fights with every male on the street user?

does this comic imply that the author has no:
>strength
>empathy
>compassion
>love of books
>love of cats
>social justice
and isn't funny? And, most bizarrely of all, has no love of food?

The comic is a direct statement from this author that he himseld is a low value person with almost mothing to offer a child, he does not want his child to be like him, he has not been working on finding the traits that an adult shpuld have that achild shohls know, and he does not consider his self a proper role model for anyone. This, in his comic series explicitly about him dictating his child's behavior and why he let's random people who fuck his wife raise his child too

These comics are kinda cute and all the first two times, but being "nice" is really weak selling point.

>when you spens your time as a father drawing fictional pictures of your son approving of you to post on the internet

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Do I have Ripper Mode?

What is this goddamn meme called. I've been trying to find some gallery of the best edits, but google only gets me a handful of results

To be fair, he's really not the kind of person who should be raising a child.
He's not even nice, though. He's just pathetic.

Gigachad

Lunar baboon ? More like Regular old goon !

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More like WOULD NOT SPOON!

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>USING VOCABULARY BAAAD!
Kys zoom zoom if ain't got anything to add to the convo just fucking leave

The problem is that he’s not actually nice, he just wants to look nice.
A nice person wouldn’t enable the colossal problems his family has, for example. The only time he actually had a point was the don’t solve childish problems with violence panel, but I don’t give credit for broken clocks being right.

He isnt a good parent at all, and this comic where he repeatedly insists any amount of ego or self-confidence is toxic is literally just him asserting self-hatres on others and his own child in entirely useless rhetorical ways.

He seems to want to show that it's wise to admit when you have less to offer a child, and its completely true and wholesome that a mother contributes the necessary second half of raising a child (which is actually a traditionalist take), but being okay having so little to offer is deplorable. The idea that he is that age ans has no talents, virtue, or value to pass on is an utter failure of his own life

MORE LIKE THESE FUCKIING LAND WHALES BE NEEDING A HARPOON

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holy fucking based

>son, when i entered into a consensual union with your mother, i proudly presented my dick and balls to her as a gesture of concession. I had my sperm cryogenically frozen to create you!

>Don't shame people for going against the "norm" like trans people

>However, people who go out of their way to be healthy and work out should be mocked daily

>This is in no way a result of my own insecurities and making myself feel better by shaming others for shallow reasons

>I'm a good person

warosu.org/ic/?task=search&ghost=&search_text="how did you know"
get u sum!

warosu.org/ic/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text="why yes"

>You can be wathever you want as long as you're as mediocre as me

What's the difference?

Having sex with one is gay.
The other is fine so long as you say no homo.

This, the author fundemntally lacks respect for himself. He does not see himself as a human being or equal partner in his relationship.

pee

I want to see the comments on this one. Link?

>lunarbaboon.com/comics/hit.html
There are none, probably because the comments are moderated as fuck

I think it's more how rules of nature and empathy are incompatible with social justice.

Looks like it. There is no way someone who isn't completely radical can look at this and say it's a good comic in any way.

He's a weak, milquetoast aged white dude who ended up with someone who isn't really that interested in him and is only still around for the kid and has convinced himself he's in the right about his sexless passionless marriage.

this is the bit that makes me think this can't be a serious comic, I just can't look at this and see it as anything but subtle piss taking on these people

seems like the type of guy who would have sexual harassment allegations about him

I've seen it all before. Guy manages to get married or knock up some lady who either at one point was actually into him or fucked him out of pity and a kid was the result and now she feels obligated to stick around but can't stomach fucking this dude.

Either the dude nuts up and gets some elsewhere or does some mental gymnastics to convince himself his wife is right to not desire him and that he's doing the right thing by just existing at her whim.

best advice my grandpa ever gave me was to cheat

And THAT is why I hate gay people.

It's actually funny but worse because he isn't a boomer, he's only like 40 and still somehow has arthritis

>God hates soibois

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Cause you have to ask if user's are gay or not?

I want to see his eyes, see them in motion. Are they dead? Or in pain?

>Using ... as punctuation while heaping praise on people on social media
What the hell is wrong with old people?

he's early middle aged, not proper old yet

I havent had sex with my gf in over two months. Our relationship is based entirely around comfort, tgough we do plan to have children. Should I consider a change, or should I force her to lose weight somehow? Already bought an exercise machine she isnt using

Its real, its his life. What else is there to do for a loser like that, if he wont change?

Years later she was witnessed high fiving the mugger that shot her son dead in the middle of the street for $5

I don't know. I terms of feeling good, being a dick to people anonymously is pretty great.

Reminder that being nice on the imternet is a selfish act when you do it to spurn people

> Our relationship is based entirely around comfort, tgough we do plan to have children
That seems to be the recipe for an unhappy couple, talk with her and see if there is still something if not change because staying together just because of the children is never a good idea.

It doesn't feel over the top enough to be a gag, just comes off as incredibly sad

We're often very happy and really do love eachother and surprise eachother with how much support we offer, but its been delaying important change like weight loss and career growth. She works two low paying jobs to pay her school debt, and I pay for everything and she just lives with me lol. She is afraid to apply for other higher paying jobs due to 'anxiety', and she may be delaying hoping I get a promotion and buy her out, though she is aware of how desperate and taxing to me that solution is. I love her but sheust lose weight if anything like that is to happen

Based grandpa

Reminds me of the attitude portrayed in Owlturd's bike comic.

This comic in particular

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this comic isn't actually all the bad

its the only one that's not cringe inducing

feeding pests is literally a mental disease, just like spreading AIDS on purpose.

>the mere act of reading this man's comics has the power to lower your standard of quality exponentially
he should apply to marvel

i'm just saying, having a comic about ants liking it when you drop ice cream isn't on its face bad, and it's clearly an accident on this guy's part to make something approaching a normal idea

that's what is so weird about his comics: none are bad ideas in theory, it's just how he writes the characters is so awful and sad

>Ants in a park
>Pests
C'mon user

I suppose it was at least a message of accidents happen, don’t let them get you down.
Better than don’t be angry when someone directly fucks you over

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No it's true love you don't understand

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This is an edit

He reminds me of Tom from Boondocks but somehow even more pathetic.

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I can't tell if this is a subtle edit or if he's really that stupid and this is legit.

I think what bothers me the most about these comics is the idea that anything less than this is corrupt and wrong. Like, if you were to voice your concerns and consider yourself an equal partner in the relationship, you know, in a way that you would be involved in sweeping lifestyle changes for the entire family and a ground-up redesign of your finances for the worse, that'd be a real chauvinistic move and your wife will think you're toxic for it. As if the operation of the family just isn't important and you're all just roommates doing whatever for fun all the time.
That being said, I humor my gf all the time when she jokingly says she's going to quit her job so she can just hang out the rest of her life, it's just not something I'd argue as the primary attraction I have to my mate.

you haven't been cohabiting for years have you? you might as well just be roommates then

As a father of a 2 year old I can relate to this. Not really this guy is a fuckin cuck.

That might be an invasive super colony.

>feeding pests is literally a mental disease
It literally is not a disease of any sort, mental or otherwise.

Me and my gf have cohabited for years, but we're also explicitly in a relationship and we know the decisions we make vastly impact eachothers' futures, so we communicate and discuss these things when they really matter, because the both of us have goals together rather than just me trying to placate my wife so she doesn't forbid me from seeing my son.

meant for

>"m-maybe I shouldn't be a cuck. Maybe I should start exercising and learn to be a proper father and-"
>"no you're beautiful just the way you are"
>"wow thanks I'm so lucky to have a loving senpai-"
>"now get the fuck out of the house the bull is coming over and I don't want you moping around the place."

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Tom's wife loved him at least.

>me not espeak good englij
fuck off ESL

Somebody is pretty passive-aggressive.

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why is this guy always sitting at home on a couch or some shit? why isn't he at work?

The sheer idea that it's your fate not to be loved. The SHEER IDEA that love cannot be earned. THE SHEER IDEA THAT LOVE IS A GENERIC THING YOU RECEIVE FROM OTHERS REGARDLESS OF YOUR CHOICES OR DIRECTION I LIFE. THE SHEER IDEA THAT YOU CAN NOT, AS AN ADULT, DEVELOP YOURSELF TO BE APPRECIATED MORE FOR YOUR SELF AND YOUR ACTIVE EFFORTS TO BECOME A WORTHY PERSON.
THE SHEER IDEA

He has a webcomic

Why is Jerma an abdominal muscle here?

so that means he has to be a slovenly shut in manchild?

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

Apparently this is common behavior in all women. Some women are more insane than others, but their inability to maintain a consistent temperament is universal.

I think this comic gave me AIDS.

This comic is because he doesn't make very much money, so he has to rhetorically give his wife permission not to earn money in exchange for her literally tolerating him not to earn money

Damn, I must have been missing some subtext. I totally thought that was Donald Jim Trump.

>ants and spiders have feelings and deserve love
>roaches and mosquitoes don't deserve to live

what a fucking speciesist.

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Did he got a daughter? Or is it his son?

Imagine being such a layabout househusband that your entire self worth comes from believing you provide utterly magical solutions to your kids problems when they talk to you on your couch. Then imagine having to make that scene up in a comic to keep that feeling.

>I read aedical text book once
>I didn't understand a word of it, so I'm just going to regurgitate it on a Facebook post to make people think I'm much smarter than I actually am.

I mean....

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He has a desk job, I think.

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This is literally the plot to a Simpsons Halloween short.

Family Guy Halloween episode*

The Santa Clause*

but it's his whole mentality, see every one of his comic about people that aren't out of shape

SSSS, based and norwaypilled

>used to feel this way
>mom got a spider problem
>when I visit her for holidays those little shits cover me in thousands of bites whenever I go to sleep
Fuck spiders

Here's a challenge, name 1 (ONE) good comic that's about how nice the creator is.
You literally can't.

Mort*

Maybe his son went Trans

>actually believing he sincerely thinks that fit people are hideous and should be shamed
You don't even get it even when he made it a point to draw himself as an EXTRA ugly in these particular comics.
I bet you're all the same people who complain about SJWs going out of their way to get offended by innocent jokes.

Thank you for posting this you explained it better than I ever could.

Its like he's using 'wholesomeness' as a passive aggressive way to feel morally superior to other parents who raise their kids in a non pathetic way, or to people who bullied him as a kid or something. Its fucked right up.

No, especially when she told you beforehand that she felt terrible. Don't you ever find yourself in a bad mood when you need some space or don't want to be touched? Assuming you're not married now, do you think that once you get married you'll never feel like that again?

It's obvious what he's doing user, he's very passively trying to make being in shape a negative in this world

>roaches and mosquitoes
um
not really
Roaches are way too big for most spiders and spiders are more likely to catch ground insects unless they're like window spiders but there's not a lot of them.

Ok this is another great example of how sociopathic this guy is. This comic is literally a man patting himself on the back for not raping his wife and passing it off as comedy.

Guys like this will probably actually rape you.

He's doing it completely actively. He's literally drawing little girls crying at abs and a father sad he's disappointed his daughter for not being fat. In the other one he directly calls fitness a physical deformity

And speaking of which I recently found a 7 inch long lizard that lives underneath my floor which is the actual animal that's eating my roaches (still have mosquitoes though)

Do you not understand what a joke is? Do you honestly think that's him being sincere? When he drew himself as hairy as a rug or with an extra fat sloppy gut do you think the thought process was "yeah let's make me look extra sexy?"

I feel dead inside and I only read this thread. Can you imagine what boring suburban hell these people live every day moment to moment?

Says someone offended at a Yea Forums post.

I love how he made a oublic webcomic meant to be viewed by an audience simontaneously all about himself and presumably an attempt at a moral about loving yourself.

Oh I completely understand he lives in some quantum 'I'm awesome because I love what I hate about myself' world, where he explains to his son in a comic that fit people are physically deformed, and draws that they scare their own children, to show 'how silly he is'. 'Isn't it funny that I mock fit people when I see them, as a fat guy?' Yeah, it is funny, you fucking suck dude, ironically and otherwise.

But that amount of hair is sexy.

Cope harder you twinku smoothcel

>Most of this guy’s comics he’s just trying to mold his kid into a just as equally pathetic version of himself.
Not too unusual.

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Yes I think he's being sincere, and all of the humor in these reflect his actual thoughts and opinions. He makes himself uglier because it's a part of his moral view of aesthetics, but mostly because he is self deprecating

I mean yeah but...that just makes him extra pathetic and means its that extra pathetic self degredation style of humour. Judging from the pill comic and talk shit about yourself in the mirror comoc he's like a lot of people and just using self degredation to mask him insecurities in the most pathetic way possible.

So ugly cuck or hates attrative people both are pretty shitty.

Plus I think the joke is really 'only the minority have muscles so its actually normal to be ugly just like me lool how morally superior I am haha'

The type of self-love that requires you to presume an audience loves you. Drawing pictures of you loving yourself so that other people can take their love and give it to you. A demanding, burdensome, vampiric self-love.

You're pretty deluded about this user

Instead of going to bed I succumbes to my internet addiction and somehow ended up here and read thisentire their. I am so tired physically and this sad fuck is making me deeplu worried about how pathetic I might be. And in general this guys comics are disturbing me like a David Lynch movie. Fucking hell I want to cry.

No, if you had someone who loved you or you loved then you would understand that times like that are best remedied by the touch of a loved one.
Wallowing in pain alone is the worst option possible.

This. Are tumblrites 'parodying themselves' by drawing themselves extra ugly, huh? It's the acceptance movement, man, get with the program. I'm not even trying to be mean either, there's a legitimate zeitgeist here and people feel validated by proudly drawing themselves with the features they struggle with

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I'm sorry user but both you and me know you would have had a better day tomorrow if you simply had went to bed. I know how it is, time is a real bitch, but I want you to know that it's not some horrible existential curse you're living with, you just literally exhausted yourself and entered an emotional thread about mental health while worrying you've set yourself poorly for tomorrow. It's actually your body experiencing worry that you might not be prepared for tomorrow. Whatever you're feeling right now, is at least a conditional anxiety, and not something you should hate yourself for. Sleep.

Oh and I forgot the most annoying part. If this was a comic intended to helo the audience love themselves he wouldnt have humble bragged (is it even humble?) about having a family and wife. Thats a terrible thing to do because if you live outside your own asshole for even a second you'll understand that not everyone has a family.

Its also one of those things insecure brag about because theyre lying to themselves. 'Lool internet I have a wife who loves me please disregars every other comic that made us look miserable!'

holy fuck wrong image, that's what happens when I save images as 'index.png' while keeping multiple pictures folders. Makes my post look sinister, doesn't it?

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You know what fucking sucks? I hate the acceptance movement but Inlive fat hairy guys. And even if you dont its a shame that the most masculine a man can lool is looked down on. Women dont even like regular beards half the time ffs. Women have shit taste in men.

Yeah that frog looks really deformed.

Right, he's not spreading a message of universal acceptance and self-love in each person, he's simply demanding that what he has is the greatest there is, and what he doesn't have is toxic and evil. To him if there is something he might want but does not have, and you have it, then you are evil because you are making him feel like he doesn't have something he wants. And the thing is killing you, too.

People are individuals, I'm sure you can make it work. Especially because half the fat hairy guys out there feel they don't deserve to be loved, and will respond gratefully to evidence otherwise.
If that's what you meant.

If I had a cleft lip and found out I needed braces, I would pay for the surgery that corrects the cleft lip rather than the braces

I would pay for both because I'm not fucking poor.

RULES OF NATURE

>Feeding the glorious ant Rike
>Degenerate
I bet you don't even World War Ant bro

>rules of nature
I was violating general relativity all the time until mum told me not to.

Aw come on don't say that, that makes them just feel like unsung heroes for being poor

Shut up, slave. I ordered a burger with animal fries. Chop chop on it.

>Sense of Humor
I don't think so Tim.

>These are the only good gifts
What an egoistical asshole

I feel like this would be funnier if you removed the MAGA hat.

I'm trying to provide social dividends to our lessers so they will continue to work, why can't you understand that?

Surprised someone with no testicles can produce children

Thats what bulls are for.

>no red hat
>no dialogue third panel
>fourth panel: 'Did you know that 13% of the population...', 'Shit.'
Unfortunately people are legitimately afraid of reporting that statistic. Different audiences, I guess.

Wait do you meannhim bragging abiut his wife is killing me or just this guy?

Becaude either way I feel sick.

>Dad is chad, but raised by virgin
Reminder the real victim of cuckoldry is always the child

No, I'm saying any time the author sees someone else has something he doesn't, he lies to himself and his audience that whatever it is the other guy has must be toxic and damaging to his person, because he has to make up a negative to compensate for the obvious positives of what he's seeing.
Please don't let this poor sap influence your mental health, insomniac user. We care about you very deeply and wish you would go to sleep.

Yes. God yes.

his wife seems like my ex

Noone is afraid of it, most people are aware that statistics devoid of the causation are utterly meaningless and randomly bringing them up only shows off how much of a dullard the person is.

Imagine if you went full gear diving and you spotted a bull shark doing aggression displays and some fucktard relayed over comms that people are more likely to struck by lightning then be in a shark attack. That’s what people who randomly bring up 13% sound like.

It is creepy though, it's like the writing of someone who suffered arrested development early in life and took Sesame Street morals at face value and never transmuted attitudes meant for toddlers into an adult worldview. It betrays such a lack of dignity, self-awareness and critical thinking that it's offputting, like you aren't reading something that was made by a reasonable human being
It's creepy to read about a grown man trying so desperately to demonstrate what a good boy he is

You... want the kid to be a washed-up, meth-head Youtuber?

I meant meme Hyde, you know, the one that commits genocides

I wouldn't pay for someone to live in my house I wasn't fucking. You are a really good friend but that's all you two are now. You know you won't be happy with that situation. You know you want more. You know you deserve more. And you know that if you drop her you'll have more spending money and attention to improve yourself. Support and urge her to exercise but also know that working two jobs will tire anyone the fuck out and that if she can't find the motivation to use the machine after those two shifts then you monitor what she's eating. Don't let her over eat or eat bullshit. She has to make an effort.

Or do you like looking after the livelihood of adult women you don't want to fuck?

>She works two low paying jobs to pay her school debt, and I pay for everything and she just lives with me lol.
She's a leech.

How does he have a sense of humor if his wife is the "funny" one?

No way

Boomers are anyone older than 35. He's one.

>mfw thinking of the almighty assbeating I would've gotten bringing home that report card as a kid
Could this man be any more pathetic? Your kid being nice and helpful means fuckall if he's failing. Hell, if he's helping in he academic sense with those grades chances are he's dragging the class down as a whole. Time to bust out the learning belt.

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Fine, I don't actually disagree with you at all. But based on what you said it seems you agree it'd make a better comic, if the bird started a dullard quote in the final panel instead of showing up with the punchline in panel three expecting us to laugh at it twice.

I'm not, I just think it's shit for a parent to praise someone for striking their child without being struck first.

LUNARBABOON COMICS SUMMARIZED

>hey son
>what is it dad
>you know what's better than loving your wife
>what dad
>respecting her authority

And that's every fucking comic, summed up more or less. King Cuck.

Yeah but he's not actually a Baby Boomer, he's not actually over 55. He's just starting middle age and he already has the health of a retiree.

He's going to be a pathetic jew that might get rich off of bitcoin and then molest underage girls.

I still remember when I got a 30 on a quiz. The quiz wasn't even heavily weighted to my grade and I was like 8

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>okay sign
You mean the 3 point sign? Totally white power. In a game dominated by black folk.

Hell yeah. Or if the clothing was more ambiguous of whether the person was someone you probably wouldn’t want to talk to. Or if it was a double down like it was a “ironic” hentai hat and then he asked whether he read Atlas Shrugged and how true it was.

>almost all of his comics are just "be nice and never make fun of people for who they are or what they look like"
>every comic about fit people is a passive-aggressive joke about them
He's not serious, but he's still a hypocrite.

The aspirations for that kid's career end at WalMart Greeter.

I think he's a schizo. I mean he's all about being nice and inoffensive but the second he think he isn't being watched by his kids or wife or people they know or even passing strangers, he becomes pretty knee-jerk reactionary to the point I think he'd be another Vegas shooter if he thought he could get away with it.

A cleft lip makes you look badass. Crooked teeth makes you look like a dumbass.

I don't usually believe in "virtue signalling," it's typically just an excuse to dislike someone just for holding an opinion you don't.
But all this guy fucking does is virtue signal, the intent of the comics is never to entertain, only to inform your opinion of the person drawing them.

virtue signaling is indeed real, if you doubt it just spend some minutes on JK Rowling's twitter

why the fuck would I ever do something like that?

No.

How do you know what he's like when nobody's looking?

that's mostly in response that for the longest time, the same faggots would draw themselves as beautiful, skinny anime people

now that everyone's caught on to that, they have to play contrarian

“When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will prefer the strong horse.”
-Osama Bin Laden.

Kids from weak fathers will grow to despise them and become everything they told them not to be.

I draw myself ugly out of legitimate distaste for my appearance

That's how it started, but it's been over ten years now and you know nobody knows what they're doing anymore. Either way, this guy's got a beef with fit people.

He's the kind of guy that thinks 'friendly' is a complete personality
He's the kind of guy that hasn't had sex with is wife since 'his' son was born because he's been too busy jerking himself off over what a decent person he is.
When people say 'good times create weak men', they are referring to Lunarbaboon.
I'm sure he thinks of himself as the Mr. Rogers of webcomics, but every lesson he's giving is variations of either 'be a doormat' or 'being pathetic isn't all that bad!'

>an utter sociopath that cares more about his beliefs than his family
10/10

>be me
>work centered around sales people
>near direct correlation to how nice someone is to how much I dislike them
>the nicer someone is, the less work they actually do
>the nicer someone is, the less capable they are
>my team is the most productive and insult each other almost constantly

Regardless, his child is going to hit the world and either
>1. go an hero
>2. go full auto
>3. go move back in with his parents and go fully Rusty Brown

My money's on 3

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I'm not defending him generally but it makes total sense to think you should be nice to people you think are good but not nice to people you think are bad.

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I think the NES "trend" particular is kinda understandable since the games are very simplistic and cartoony visuals downplay stuff like violence due the GRAFIX, making them easy early videogames for toddlers and the like to grasp concept.

The issue is if you don't let your kid do other stuff too and actively get mad at them not liking things you show them, i mean provided it is sensible. Both of my sisters used the NES as the "introduction" without any "BE LIKE ME" intention, it is more a "Well, i know THIS worked for me that age", Parents will generally play it safe like that when they can.

yes but that is precisely the opposite of the message he proclaims to be putting out there

>making them easy early videogames for toddlers and the like to grasp concept.
give your kid a book, you soicuck

No idea where you got the idea of mutual exclusivity to books from, clearly you should take up some reading of your own anyway considering you didn't notice i was writing about other people and reasoning they told me.

I -think- he meant that those are the only good gifts he has and that everything else about him is shit.

yes, in fact, you will find that these comics reveal the author to possess none of those things, indeed he seems only to possess a sense of humor and love of cartoons. so as pathetic as this comic is, it is also his most accurate one.

Is this some sort of fetish?

>having the audacity to think one can cheat death
What a fool. For this, he shall burn.

cuck

I like the way you think

Is it really a meme if only your trashy little clique of followers knows of it?

Rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites.

who would win in a fight between lunarbaboon and Dobson?

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He's like a worse version of that creepy guy from Pornhub.

>Giving a thumbs up to another child for hitting your kid

Dobson has more hatred in his heart, and based on the baboon pic posted in this thread Dobby's much more physically massive, so my money's on him

Men are only 50 percent of the population yet commit 88% of homicides and 75% of all legal felonies. According to government statistics from the US Department of Justice, male perpetrators constituted 96% of federal prosecution on domestic violence. Why isn’t this discussed more?

women are just more incompetent at everything including committing crimes

Most sane people already accept the greater male variability hypothesis.

Women get off easy. They do stuff that would get a man imprisoned all the time.

Neither of them would have the guts to throw a punch, but both would make comics after the fact portraying themselves as clearly virtuous and wonderful in the face of some unreasoning hateful bald manlet. So they would both claim they won, neither would have actually won, and Yea Forums would have hate thread material for a year.

Women arnt really people so the statistics are meaningless.

>88% of homicides
Nice dogwhistle there, buddy.
>Why isn’t this discussed more?
Because everyone already operates under the assumption that males are both stronger and more violent. Police works assuming male perpetrators, prisons are almost entirely filled with males, men are given longer sentences than women for the same crimes, etc.
The main difference is that while few people condemn "systemic sexism" in the justice system, and no major political movement exists for "equal justice for men", most people take the idea of "systemic racism" as a given, and a great number of politicians (most recently President Trump) have begun changing the law to be less "racist" and reduce the number of blacks in prison, despite the fact that evidence shows these policies are counter-productive and that black neighborhoods suffer most from these policies.

This one's genuinely funny when you realise that that is the only pussy he'll be gettin' till he dies.

This is retarded on so many levels. People who actually love you will be concerned when you decide to make bad decisions like the one in the comic.

dobson would likely shrink away from real confrontation despite talking big in his speech bubbles

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Because men are responsible for everything, both good and bad.
Women are quite literally useless.

Can someone help me with this fucking comic? I always assumed it was satirical, because it's pretty dark when you consider the actual implications of living like the mc in the comics. It's done intentionally that way or the creator is just as insane as his characters?

He's from Toronto.

I like how dobby adds Carl Weezer to the table just to really show how nerdy those guys are compared to him.

Explain this comic, please.

just tell her you're cool being the cuck and her to drop the whole "second-job nonsense" bullshit and her bull can come over and begin giving you those kids you want

this event actually happened with him irl and he thinks it was not his fault

Is he trying to pretend that's not his way of begging specifically for people to be nicer to him? Because it's pretty transparent.

I once went to a comicshop while people were playing D&D or whatever the fuck in the back, looked for a comic (it was out of print and they told me to go a county north where the city was) and then I left.

Yes, well, that's what a normal well-adjusted person would do. But we're not talking about normal well-adjusted people are we? We're talking 'bout Dobby boy!

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>be dobson
>looking for a copy of 'Supersmash Brothers Melee' for the Nintendo Gamecube
>sees a store advertising games
>sign says closed
>open door anyway
>if they were really closed, they should have locked the door
>don't even look around like a non-sperg
>announce my presence and goal, because people exist to serve me
>two older guys and a younger one are playing some game with weird dice, miniatures and props
>all of them glare at me
>spill spaghetti like there's no tomorrow
>mumble out I'll check else where
>hear them laughing
>assume it's at me
>don't even consider they might be laughing at the randomness and awkwardness of someone interrupting your game
>don't even close the door behind me
What jerks, amirite? They should have been nicer to someone who walked past a closed sign with no situational awareness

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So there are no exceptions? You absolutists I swear

because it admits the supposition people are different based on their genetics

which is dangerously close to wrongthink when applied to certain people

>he made this in 2012
>he actually shows he can frustrated
What the fuck happened?

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>Why isn’t this discussed more?
same reason we ignore black-on-black crime and go for white cop kills black teen. or gun crime in the cities versus a random killer that could actually harm middleclass women

*whipcrack*

at least he learned you should use the paint bucket tool to fill the background before putting the letters, not after

comedy died. now those punchlines are omitted and just goes without saying but not really because no good person would do something for someone else and expect some form of reciprocation, men are pigs, im a queen

someone should edit all his comics adding a last panel where he visibly is frustrated, everything would start making sense

Nice. Lizardbros are great.

I used to know people who saw nothing wrong with downing an entire 4L bottle of coke in a single day. Nigga, that's like two fucking cups of straight up sugar a day, hell, not even legit sugar, it's some of that fucking corn syrup shit.

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>the stupid "make bug great again" slogan on the hat
That had me laughing a lot harder than the real joke.

Precisely this

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>Tfw used to work in a weekend only store, setting shit up when the store was clearly closed over the week
>Signs literally fucking everywhere saying "only open on weekends"
>Every single fucking day would get people parking in front of the store, trying the door (which had store hours posted on it) for like a minute straight, and press their faces against the window to see if anyone was in
>About half of these people would actually go around to the fucking back door and open it, standing their like retards yelling out "hello?" until you finally came and then asking "are you guys closed?"
NO FUCKING SHIT WE'RE CLOSED YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MONGOLOID!

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He is everything I despise about humanity ground up and molded into the shape of a human being .

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He's just trying to be a nice guy user, why do you have so much hate in your heart? :)))))

hate to break it to you, but sugars are sugars

Fair enough, but that just means that 4 cups of sugar a day is an obscene amount no matter the type.

what the fuck is wrong with that guy?!?!

stop being such a cuck and tell her she's FAT

I do not think about whatever his name is
Not into four panel twee shit

my best friends always call me up to hang out whenever they feel like shit cuz we bring out the best in each other and just enjoy being in each other's presence even if its to share a drink or a smoke. a woman like that wouldn't even be an acquaintance of ours let alone someone's wife like holy shit what a cunt attitude

Based D&D Chads

Who ignores those crimes, the media? Yeah, because it happens all the time. You expect a crime report like a weather report, keeping people up to date on some gang shooting several hundred miles from them? I’m legitimately curious what good bringing up black-on-black crime does.

>I'm sure you'll be the kindest male prostitute out there!

Guy has a positive attitude about a lot of stuff. I don't see why that triggers some people though

It's not a positive attitude, it's defeatism.

It's a positive attitude taken to an insane, idiotic degree. See .

I posted my reasons up higher in the thread. His positive attitude doesn’t seem genuine because I can’t understand him. Bob Marley got shot, but still went onto perform “because people who are trying to make the world worst don’t rest”. That I can understand. He had his views of good and evil and how to conquer them and enacted it. All the conflict in lunar’s life isn’t being reacted to in a human way.

Like if the strip where he is teaching his son about consent had him address his wife’s curt dismissal and how it actually stings, but part of loving someone is respecting boundaries even when it hurts you. Maybe reassure him that he and his wife still love each other, he could just tell she wasn’t in the mood to make his point. Clarify that it wouldn’t be normal for the person who loves you to dismiss you like that constantly, that he should find someone who returns the love he gives. Instead he is teaching his son... to not expect to be loved? To normalize having your wants dismissed?

This problem seems to resonate in all of his comics. Like he doesn’t actually care and has given up on existence and is just faking being happy and tolerant of it all.

Modern-day Holier Than Thou.

What kind of weird store only opens on weekends? A church kiosk?

It was one of the stores of a small family run company, the idea was that it was just an outlet store where the rest of the company sent all their clearance stock to try to get rid of it. All the companies other locations are of course open 7 days a week.

>being nice rules
>that guy has abs? hes a monster and should be killed

what the fuck is his problem with abs? they are not even hard to get

It kinda works as a joke by setting up an expectation of deformity, but actually showing someone much more handsome than POV character, but I don't know if this is what he was going for.

>rules of nature

THE TIME HAS COME TO AN END

That's not a positive attitude.
Its even worse than being a bikecuck.

It would stop giving dumb people the utterly insane idea that "gun violence" primarily involves white cops aborting black fetuses.

A lot of people (especially on here) are very determined to be negative and are hostile to anything positive. Remember how Shen made a comic about finding an outlook that allowed him to let a minor bad thing that happened to him roll off his back instead of going into a frothing rage? And then a ton of people responded to it with "FUCK THIS GUY HE HATES POOR PEOPLE HE'S TELLING EVERYONE TO GO STEAL EVERYTHING HEY IMAGINE IF HIS GIRLFRIEND GOT RAPED BY AN IMMIGRANT REEEEEEEEE."

Also the people here are so socially maladjusted that they think if a human being ever wants five minutes to themselves without being touched to sort out their feelings then they're a heartless selfish monster.

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>unironically defending being a bikecuck
It's not a healthy way to live.

>five minutes to themselves without being touched
The comic seems to imply that his wife is disgusted by him, they haven't had any physical contact in years, and are giving the child the completely fucked up impression that this is a normal thing in a healthy marriage.

You're right, but can you really say this comic is purely wholesome, and not merely the self-defenses of a terribly compromised man?

>needing to persuade your partner to have sex as if it's a gift instead of something that you both find enjoyable and want to do
is this what all het relationships are like?

They have a child and are pretending to be nice to eachother so they dont have to have a custody battle

Some Women wany to be wine and diner, but she clearly just hates him

The only thing I don't like with the comics is that they're a bit too "oh hey look at me I'm a good person"

>only thing
>a bit

Yeah that's the thing, there are a few simple words of kindness in there, but largely he's doing the Dobson thing where he makes comics about how smart he is, and a lot of his coping is really not necessary for others. Did he really need to draw a fit guy scaring his daughter to feel good about his own body? Does he really let his wife convice him to pick up another man at the bar, and then tell himself its great because the new guy can take care of their kid while he stays in bed? Is it really decent to have nothing to offer your child, is resignation really the answer? He seems to have very sporadic solutions to these things, and will settle on either self-satisfaction or self-hate as the fix at a whim.
Also he draws poorly

Head like a fucking orange

>is this what all het relationships are like?
No, this is what incels think relationships are like.

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In the 80's and 90's, when sex and women rights were becoming more acceptable in the main stream, but still too scary for most of America, so they curbed it and ended up turning it into a weapon to use against their husbands, in media.

Print out pics of fit girls and keep nutting on them
Every time you nut, send her a pic of it
Everytime someone more fit than her walls by tell her how much fun you'd have fucking that tight fit body instead of her

Eventually she will either cave or break up with you, which is a win win for you

If she caves and starts working out lay down the cum pics and comments so she feels its working, but not completely, so she doesn't stop

All of this if you are fit yourself
If you're fat, then should probably just work out together like normal people

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What if it's sugar free coke?

I just need to get on the exercise bike myself. Im less fat than her but not fit at all enough to make her do it alone. She would follow suit in a heartbeat

There is positivity and there is willful stupidity. He is in the latter camp. By exclusively coddling himself and others, he makes himself less capable of serving their actual needs.

That doesn’t make any sense. If the dad places a high value on qualities such as “love of food” or “social justice” or “compassion”, he would also have them. A person who hates cats wouldn’t extol a love towards cats as being something worth even remotely thinking about, and a person who loves cats would depict themselves carrying the “loves cats” box in the strip. Furthermore “funny” is the same as “sense of humour”, and empathy and compassion are essentially the same thing. What a retard

He just doesnt consider himself a primary factor in anything. He just shows up and reacts to shit, its all cope for after the fact. If he has so little to offer his child, why doesn't he just buy the teaccher's edition textbook for his child's class so he can help him with homework, or put away money for a college fund? Instead he just says he has little to offer, and ignores his own agency by acting progressive by passing off his share to his wife. All of these comics are solutions for a guy who can't do anything.

The dad doesn't, the author does.
I always assume this is about toxic masculinity or something, the dad is keeping all the boxes marked "hitting people", "shitposting all day" and such and giving the "only good ones".

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Either its a full troll or autobiographical. If its satire it isnt executed that way, and ia just troll bait

No, he has the webcomic BECAUSE he's a slovenly shut in manchild

>Remember how Shen made a comic about finding an outlook that allowed him to let a minor bad thing that happened to him roll off his back instead of going into a frothing rage?
Having your bicycle stolen is not a "minor bad thing", those things cost hundreds of dollars and are often your only mode of transportation. Just rolling over and doing nothing about it is not positive, it's giving up, which is never a good thing.

Not to mention that the bike thief is still roaming around out there scott-free to steal more bikes.
Niggas never just steal one single bike, and then never commit any crimes ever again.
They won't stop until they have stolen EVERY bike.

>Also the people here are so socially maladjusted that they think if a human being ever wants five minutes to themselves without being touched to sort out their feelings then they're a heartless selfish monster.
Spotted the woman.

>Every single fucking day would get people parking in front of the store, trying the door
To be fair, I do this.
I go into a lot of stores, I don't memorize every sign they have up in front, I'm not fucking rainman over here. and sometimes you're within pissing distance of "x specialty shop" and not feel like doing a cursory google on their hours.

If you took the last panel from and put it on the end of every comic it would improve it a ton. As is he comes across as a wet rag that gets walked on by everyone in his life and lies to himself about it.

The bike thing is corny because bike theieves do it for money. They literally steal bikes and paint them to resell. He's just lying to himself because he figures knowing that is too negative. For me, an internal racial slur usually wraps that up stress free.

You say this, but you KNOW you dont want a girlfriend who wont leave you alone and would deny you privacy when asled

Nobody:

Fat People: FUCK YOU EXERCISING FREAKS

>"Can I have a hug?"
>"NO. I DON'T WANT TO BE TOUCHED."
Enjoy your cats, you psycho.

>I don't memorize every sign they have up in front,
?
The sign's fucking up front, where you're walking in

He's saying it's unreasonable to drive to the store when it's closed.

Trying to open the door when there's a sign on it that says 'closed' is unreasonable.

Pulling into the parking lot without knowing the hours is a different matter that guy didn't mention.

>strip is from 6 years ago
fucking gottem

>obvious his wife and son dislike him
>wife approves of violence towards his son
>dad doesn't know how to deal with bullies
>dad is a cuck
i feel bad for the son

The fact that all of these are in grayscale is so fucking bleak

Unintentionally depressing stories are the most depressing stories. But I can’t shake the feeling that it really is intentional, that maybe he’s a genius or that these are a cry for help. The grey colour scheme, the dead eyes of the characters (especially the wife), the near constant self deprecation and rejection from his alleged significant other. It’s more comforting to think that this is just someone doing a subtle troll rather than someone who thinks this is an okay life to have.

Look I hate white people but I'm not gonna eat them.

That's something you don't hear everyday. Or ever...

youtube.com/watch?v=U_UFCEiKqIc

...What the fuck are you even trying to say?

It's sad, kid's gonna grow up with absolutely zero self esteem and end up a really sad, pathetic shell of a man. It was game over for him the moment he was born.

>his hands
lol

Perfectly spherical head, pug little nose, his mouth is not human formed, it's like a little lamprey, and he looks like he's had a lobotomy. AND he's stupid.

That explains it then...

would you rather be born in the same position as that kid or be born an african child

An African child.
At least my suffering will very quickly.

It's like a souless alien trying to appear human

>You say this, but you KNOW you dont want a girlfriend who wont leave you alone and would deny you privacy
I mean I get what your saying.
But the way this dude choose to portray people who might need a moment of privacy, just comes across as condescending and slightly depressing. It feels like his wife hates him.

Oh yeah I get it, the comic is pathetic. 'Don't touch me' is pathetic not to raise an eyebrow at, but the rare 'please leave me alone tonight' is appropriate.

yeah
one of the first signs of lost love is when your partner flinches/doesn't even want to touch you anymore
happened to me once, fucking awful but at least i left them instead of staying in a marriage like the cuck cartoonist

>Bully torments you
>One: Take them somewhere quiet and secluded
>Two: Tell them how you were feeling
Holy shit, why not just give them a baseball bat, your wallet, and hold your hands over your eyes too? Basically begging to get your ass kicked, even giving the guy a place with no witnesses, and an exposure of your own weakness.
Bullies don't give a fuck how you feel. That's the point. They want you to feel bad. They indulge in your suffering (because now someone other than them is suffering, comes from abuse from parents or people who are equally more powerful than them). If you expose your weaknesses in front of them, they will take advantage of every one. They are literally budding socio/psychopaths, and the reason schools should have security guards.

>I'm a manchild haha!!

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It's not normal to show hearts around a young girl directed towards an adult man, much more your daughter.

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What is this gay ass formatting for a facetious quotation? I see it everywhere now.

>i'm a jew give me money: the comic

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its a twitter meme that autistic normies use

>wouldn't it be funny if you bought my game? haha, just kidding, unless you wanted to? haha, of course you wouldnt, unless...?

But what if you were hungry?

Okay you got me there.

He has two of those little motherfuckers? Oh no

>kids
>liking Star Wars

This guy doesn't have children.

wait, is that his son turned trannie?
you never see both kids in the same comic

it's a meme you dip

lmaooo truuuu i was born in '99 and i still dont like star wars
i think darth vader is cool tho

yeah you do but im too lazy to post them
i remember a year ago or whatever the girl child was a baby who couldnt talk yet while the boy was still a toddler kid or whatever

>lmaooooo truuu
>born in '99
you better be trolling

I thought super social justice parents put a fatwah on Paw Patrol for glorifying the police.

>I was a man once, a man

When white people get bred out of the genepool by your people, and instead of seeing any white children in the future, only yours remain, while they thrive on the ruins of everything white people built, then you have essentially devoured them.

Look man my uncle married a white woman I hear this shit verbatim every night.

>letting a random stranger you picked up for fetishsex at a bar handle your child all alone

yeah he fucks his kid

>No one dislikes me more than me
That's really sad.

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>thrive on the ruins
looks like somebody forgot about the Chinese

Yeah? How about the comic where he has the little girl throw away the nice dress someone gave her right in front of the gift-giver, because it's too gender-conforming or something.

Yeah no. It's how the idiot percieves his reality, not how his reality actually is.

This.
At the very least, it gives the message:
>I'm frustrated or disappointed with something, and instead of talking it out with you, I literally need to get away from you because you will make me feel worse
And based on how this guy writes his webcomic, I can see that. His overly saccharine-sweet selfless sense of love, and constant praise of everything she does and says, as well as his pitiful constant self-deprecation, must be incredibly mentally taxing, especially when you want a genuine opinion/thought/conversation but you only get platitudes, niceties, and hollow yes-man support.

When you say:
>I want to follow my dream of being an artist, so I'll be spending most of my free time working on my art
and they reply:
>Cool! You should absolutely do what you feel, I support you 100%
It shows confidence and trust in your partner, and that you appreciate them as an individual.

When you say:
>I just can't deal with all those people at work! I'm done. I'm quitting tomorrow, and maybe I'll start getting back into my art like when I was in school. I just can't deal with work at all anymore.
and they reply:
>Cool! You should absolutely do what you feel, I support you 100%
It shows that they're just saying what they think they "should say", and that they actually don't give a fuck about your well-being or about you as an individual. Their response is just "gotta please my partner!" without any real thought behind it.
It's why women shit-test modern guys: If she asks if her dress makes her look fat, she wants to know whether you're man enough to tell her the truth of what you actually think, and if you'll do it in a positive and supportive way. If you just do the "tried-and-true, happy wife happy life" method of
>It looks great on you because everything looks great on you honey, you never look fat!
It comes off as being fake and disrespectful, even if it's the "nice" thing to say.

What a shitty way to start a date night, "hey I know you went through all of the trouble of setting the mood but I'm going to kill it right away"

The boomer cuckhold
Take notes gentlemen that one should never fall to such depths

>Triggered by the word "creepy"

That's really pathetic dude.

Also my family already thrived on the ruins of whites when you failed to kill us in 1945 :^)

Also, genuinely more wholesome, because it doesn't have an undercurrent of self-righteousness to it.

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Go back to India,

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If you ever needed proof that the creator's "niceness" is just a pose he strikes to feel morally superior, this is it.

The cold, dead look in her eyes and the fact that she refuses to look at him really sells this comic.

I'm Sephardi you cuck.

Wait, so, does that sign entail she no longer wants to spend any time with him at all, or does it mean she'll never not want to spend time with him?

>my parents let me stay up and watch TV
>well MY parents let me stay up and get fucked in the ass by my classmates, which reminds me you wanna come over for a sleepover this weekend?

The conclusion I'm reaching fryom this strip is, his wite hates himas much a ar we so, and deserves better, but is trapped in the relationship by the kid she had, who her husband is doing the best to ruin anyway.

I bet he actually wants his son to be gay only to show everyone how tolerant he is

You nailed it. I could not have said it any better myself.

I got horny in the middle of the night, half-consciously felt up my sleeping partner's ass, then woke up and masturbated to my own custom 3D CG anime porn on my computer to relieve the sex dreams, and I'm still not as pathetic as this guy.

or not

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Haha yeah what a patheti- wait, hold the fort... $112,296?
Looks like he's won, boys. Pack it up. Sure the guy's funny in a bad way, maybe he's even a pathetic retard, but he's a mover and shaker. He did nothing wrong making this comic, because he turned it into fucking cash. Game over, friends. nothing there is to it.

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You don't have children

So what you're saying is if I want my gf to finally lose weight, I should lead us in snapping out of it and let her know she looks shit in most clothing

This makes me think it might be a parody, otherwise he might actually believe staying up late and watching TV aren't examples of indulgent parenting, and would be a poor comparison for anyone wanting to venerate gays.

He flipped his kid off when the kid's attention was diverted. Nobody else was around either.

>overwhelmingly majority of his comics is he doing everything in his power to turn his son into the spit image of himself
>"actually I'd be glad if he doesn't turn out like me haha"

make your mind, moonmonkey

Now that's just pathetic, but on the other hand maybe that boy's got a future ahead of him after all.
And in light of this comic, think I can get someone to redraw this with Lunarbaboon and his son?

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She ran out of interest in him long ago. That's the punchline. It's just him saying his wife doesn't love him and eventually his kid won't love him either. A pity party, a good comic to read before killing yourself.

Isn't that one an edit?

Good lord, this is the sort of shit my ex would lob money at.

these comics are painfully relatable for me in the worst way possible, my father just like him is a complete wimp that lets my mother treat him like shit on daily basis. If there's one thing I learned from him is to avoid marriage like the plague so I won't ever be this miserable.

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Nope. Straight off the site to here.

That's not unreasonable.
Sometimes I casually end up touching my partner's ass, tits, or thighs, get really horny, then decide to masturbate, because while she "could" have sex, it's not like she's dripping wet eager for it, and masturbation is quicker, easier, and cleaner.

It's what happens when you value "niceness" above all things. Fact is, genuinely good people aren't "nice" all the time, because they often come into conflict with evil and stupidity.

People try and turn Jesus into a peace and love hippie, but he didn't hesitate to trash the temple when he saw it was being used to make money.

I'm not going to turn this into a sex therapy thread, but I could go on if I wanted to.

Yep. And lunarbaboon only does it so he can expect kindness in return. So long as he plays innocent, he can call any bad feeling evil no matter what happens.

Literally yes.
If she actually looks shit to you in most clothing, figure out whether it's the clothing or her body causing the issue, and try to help her. She will likely get mad at you, especially if she was just fishing for validation/compliments, but that's okay. Don't cave. Just tell her that you were being honest with her because you respect her enough to be truthful, and if she really wants to improve her look, you'll help her how you can instead of letting her walk around looking weird because you were too scared to tell her the truth.

If she's the kind of woman who just wants the validation and empty nice words instead of being genuine and honest with each other, you're dating a womanchild or a teenager. If the latter, good on you, gotta look pretty young/hot to snag teenagers these days.

Dobson, easily. You lie to Dobson that Baboon is an abusive chauvinistic wife-beater and kicking his ass will get him to score with the guys wife then he'd do it. If you lied to Baboon that Dobson was somebody he'd find horrible, he'd do nothing because Baboon doesn't want to fight people, not even people he finds abhorrent. The guy's a pacifist, and pacifists get trampled upon when the other side lacks or denies sympathy.

So what do I have to do to earn a paying audience who just likes me because I enable them?

You ever see one of those comics where something very specific and "funny" keeps happening, to the point where you become convinced it's secretly the author's fetish?

This is like that. But for passive-aggressive self-justification.

>create mediocre product
>make it simple, inoffensive, easily digestible, positive/happy, and relevant to popular modern sensibilities
>frame it as something definitely positive, like you are being a good person doing good things for good causes and reasons by making your mediocre product
>advertise the fuck out of it on social media

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She's sweet as a button, a great housekeeper, and we're totally in love.
But yeah otherwise she has been coaaaaaaaasting on my generosity and, me being me, have planned a future with her, so it's probably time for me to man up and LET HER KNOW THE SCORE aka I would never propose to you at that weight.

Wow user you replicated his style flawlessly and better in less than one thread.

>we ignore black-on-black crime
Yeah, because it's a lot easier for Cop McDumbFuck to shoot unarmed Jaywalker Joe than it is for him to him to catch Tyrone the Gangbanging Pimp. Maybe you should ask yourself why that is.

You might as well think modern Sinfest is satirical.

As someone who had depression, this is true.
Self-deprecation is like porn for depressed people, because it's validation, and validation is something depressed people find rarely, and feel that they deserve even more rarely.
Self-deprecation feels good when you're depressed because it finally feels like you're doing something right. You're failing, and punishing yourself for your failure, and that means you're finally doing something that society wants.
Modern society feasts on the depressed, from FOMO, to pubic shaming, to inherent "toxic" traits, it's all too easy for someone to feel like they're an "unwanted problem" in their society, just for being alive, and in desperation to feel accepted and wanted for once, people are starting to shame and punish themselves the way they see rabid identity politicians punishing their target groups for their behavior.

Because males are the primary agents in society
>t. 17 hours late and only replying because the last poster did

Nice. What a conscious understanding of depression. Thank you for the post user.

Because we think he's a hypocrite.

>aka I would never propose to you at that weight.
Jesus, how overweight is she? Is she actually medically obese?

Probably yeah, she knows it. We got together out of shared self-hatred and we've been doing a lot better but she's still fat. Whatever leave me alone.

works too well, but clay wasn't a wimp, 10/10

That's not a healthy recipe for a relationship, user.

I don't know much of her eating habits are tied to self-hatred, but I was like that for a while and kind of still am. If that's the case for her, try to show her that she doesn't need to keep punishing herself.

If that's not the case, then well, I don't know what to tell you. Good luck out there.

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Fear is the mind killer

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Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

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