Did Scar ever fuck her?

>Female hyenas have dicks
alright, enough of this futafag revisionist bullshit.
it's a pseudophallus formed by the swelling of clitoral tissue. It's literally just a giant clit.

Get your broken record /d/egeneracy out of here

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Best Whoopie ever, even looks like her.

Remind me again what part of the female body forms the dick when an embryo specializes into a male form? I believe it starts with a cl- and ends with an -it.

Answer: Clitoris you dumb shit

She was supposed to voice Honey the Badger in early Zootopia

What, you want long hair,cinched waist and tits on a hyena? They’re meant to look like animals, not furries.

He alreday described it as a "pseudophallus". You do know what the prefix "pseudo" means, right?

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I wish I was this happy.

>What, you want long hair,cinched waist and tits on a hyena
I mean...gnoll girls are a thing. I prefer kobolds myself though.

I think she is thinking about zebras

You know what the suffix "phallus" means, right?

hehe i like this

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megabased

A fellow patrician i see

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People always say Timon and Pumba were the best characters from Lion king but to me it's the Hyena trio, Shenzi, Ed and Banzai

I would have liked to see more of them. They are absent in the Lion Guard.

I doubt it but she at least licked his balls.

No but Timon did

This isn't actually the thread I want to post my hyena pictures in, is it

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I know you salivate at the thought of every woman having a dick, but the fact of the matter is that mounting by female hyenas is pretty much exclusively on other female hyenas. You’ll have to get your futa on male jollies elsewhere.

Nah user, there's some weird furfag making threads about her.

The best girl

>that tongue edit
>those cumshot edits

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You can't just post that and not the picture

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Nigga the clit is the equivalent of the glans. The walls of the vagina is what becomes the shaft.

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you wanna fuck Whoopi Goldberg?

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Before the embryo kicks on the genes that makes it male or female, it has protogenetalia that is neither male or female.
It doesn't have a vagina and ovaries and it automagically turns into a penis you complete fucking retard.

Yes

Why is the leopard just watching, cant it kill a hyena?

>It doesn't have a vagina and ovaries and it automagically turns into a penis
You were saying?

>it's a pseudophallus formed by the swelling of clitoral tissue.
What do you think Futa are? You know they do'nt have balls, right?

>It doesn't have a vagina and ovaries "that" it automagically turns into a penis

I'm saying that you're an idiot.

>this niggas reading comprehension
Nigga you dumb

Except the female hyenas will sometimes mount the other females and males and fuck them

That makes even less sense than what you said earlier.
Did you even read that sentence?

>it's a /d/egenerate that can't read or has flat earther level of denial episode

Explain how I’m the idiot in this conversation, because there is no way THAT sentence is more intelligent than I can handle!

No they don't, it can't penetrate due to not being a dick/rigid enough, presenting erections is a submissive gesture in spotted hyenas, and it retracts for mating.

are you a furfag or just a nerd?

He tried to rape Nala

sauce on artist? Can't fidn shit for Mitnono

>cant it kill a hyena?
LOL hell no! Hyenas are a mountain of heavy muscle from head to upper legs and they can break bones like they were made of wax in one single bite.
Big cats need to attack the neck to cause fatal damage, and you sure as hell can't strangle or bite off a creature with a neck with the same thickness as a rolled up mattress.
Hyenas are scavengers, but in the sense that they wait for other predators to hunt and then they beat them up and steal their food, they are like the mafia of the Savannah and you can't fuck with them

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and spotted hyenas are the biggest and actual hunters, leopards also get chased off by browns and striped hyenas since they're that aggressive over scavenging kills

Nah, Scar wouldn't do that. She's Timons girl

/an/ represent, mugga.

Only on Broadway.

kek

So is no one talking about her plump belly?

dumbass hyena, shouldn't get too close to rhino eggs

What about her belly?

Hyenas are bad ass, how can I learn more about them?

>it's a pseudophallus
So's a strap on but it's still pretty gay if you take one up the ass.

He keeps sitting down because they go for the balls

everyone that likes hyenas is into femdom

>The rhino bull approached a number of the sleeping hyenas. He got closer and closer until he was a mere meter away from a clan member. The hyena stood up and sniffed at the rhinos backside. This in itself was pretty unbelievable to watch. What happened next was even more bizarre. The rhino bull lifted his tail and backed into the hyenas actually trying to convince them, and then allowing them to lick his backside and genitalia! This did not simply happen once, but on a number of occasions.

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So...Rhinos go to Hyenas to get head..

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Those what now?

Tell me there's a video

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No but I do have a hippo trying to get some Rhino taint.

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That's hilarious

I call bullshit

I wish I loved anything as much as that cat loves lasagna.

It was originally going to be Tommy Chong, but he declined because he wouldn't stop smoking weed. Then they got Whoopi Goldberg, because when you can't get Chong, you have to settle for Goldberg.

And the third hyena smoking crack is okay?

>Gets caught being pervy
>ends with [AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

No, Scar took the Hyena vagina dick.

So do Rhinos just have the greatest assholes on the planet? Everyone wants a go?

She topped him all the time.

Has a kid in the sequel.
Confirmed not gay.

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Maybe he made zira put on a leaf mane so he could get hard

This could be a possibility.

What kind of quimerical abomination is that? Did scar really fucked a hyena?

It's a lion with downs syndrome.
Scar only made retard babies.

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Because he was a fag?

He had multiple kids. Kovu or whatever and his sister are also Scar's kids

retard

>Tries to rape Nala
>Tries to rape Serabi
>Had a kid with Zira
Of all of the cast of Lion King you could make gay, Scar isnt one.

yeah but one of Scar's kids was Andy Dick, that's a pretty significant blow against heterosexuality.

True.
>If you get buttfucked by a man, that isnt gay, because your getting buttfucked by all of the women that ever buttfucked him.
>If you get buttfucked by a woman, that is super gay, because then, you are getting buttfucked by every man that ever buttfucked her.
Think about it.

No, its Rhino shit.

To be fair, all gay men had straight parents.

It’s because incest. They worked so hard to avoid incest between the main leads in the story, even though Lion King style succession gets rid of the failsafe real lion prides have, so they made Kovu adopted. But tell me, who’s the father of Zira, Scar’s mate? She’s a lioness young enough to be still alive during the time of Simba’s rule, who was her father? I don’t remember any other male lions around during Scar’s rule. What other lion does she look like?

Kovu is explicitly not his son. It's rumored/pretty much known that Kovu was made explicitly not Scar's son through dialogue so that Kovu x Kiara would not be explicitly incestuous.

>Wanting to fuck Whoopi Goldberg

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Visit your local library!

>the virgin Felidae
>the chad Hyaenidae

Because he had defective genes. Despite what The Lion Guard made up as his backstory, the real deal is he was probably weak and stunted at birth, and barely survived his nursing period.

Kovu is not his. Zira went and got some healthy dick after Nuka was born, She realized Scar's genes were inferior.

Hearty keks

>not wanting to fuck Whoopi Goldberg

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big cats get mogged by hyenas in direct confrontation because they have a way stronger bite force, but big cats hunt better and are better fighters due to having claws, which give them better reach and do significant damage.

You don’t?

Nasty. I bet you popped to Theodore Rex multiple times, didn't you?

>the enemy wins in the end

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Please do not bully Nuka he just wants to be a good son

>pictures for ants

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Based

Based?!?!!...

Thank you, /an/ for making me smile, day is improved.

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Its a strap on user, if you get fucked by it you're a little gay, cause that means you'd let a trap top you too.

> when you kill your enemies they win

I approve the Kion x female hyena (Dont remember her name)

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Jasiri

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Love when wild animals enjoy things like this.

thanks, I like top think they have a switch relationship

kion bottoms, jasiri tops
jasiri tops, kion bottoms

what happens if we add a zebra in the equation?

They cute.

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Hyenas have a stronger bite than lions. It's just their shitty back that makes them godawful at hunting and so they have to scavenge instead.

hyena's are bone crushers and have pretty thick neck muscles
leopard doesn't want to get injured from trying to fight

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>Hyenas are scavengers

hyena's are better hunters then lions
hyena's hunt succes: 7/10
lions hunt success: 3/10
lions steal and scavenge more then hyena's do actualy

but they look MAJESTIC

looks >>> scientific facts

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The fact you're obsessed with women having cocks shows how much of an idiot you are.

because of looks yes lions are considered Kings of the Jungle
when tigers, hyena's, leopards etc are better hunters.

rhino pussy is pretty appealing
it's like super horse pussy

>Not wanting to fuck Whoopi Goldberg

Except hyenas are better hunters than even lions, since they have far more stamina and a much stronger bite plus better cohesion between members. There's a reason lions and hyenas pretty much wage war against each other, being top predators who hunt the same prey in similar ways.

>they look MAJESTIC
They don't really, do they? The ones that look genuinely impressive are outliers, with by far most looking quite unsightly.
I want the lion meme to die already.

A bath

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Aren't Hyena really big mongooses?

god i wish that was me

no, they're their own species/order

What did the hyenas mean by this?

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smart enough to know the best weak points for crits

He deserves it for being voiced by Andy Dick.

based male hating feminist dog creatures

Really glad to be a human so my balls aren't hanging out in the open 24/7.

Maybe he's so retarded because Scar fucked his mother in the butt and the shitcum dripped down and impregnated Zira.

interesting things
>spotted hyenas, both male and female, can understand mirrors
>female lions can understand mirrors
>male lions keep trying to attack their reflection thinking it's a rival male

like a thin layer of cloth/denim will stop an animal that can crack a giraffe femur

what about Allison Bechdel?

she was kinda hot in Monkeybone

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They wouldn't think to bite you specifically in the nuts unless you're running around naked

I cannot believe that worked

Just like my weird porn...

So makes complete sense?

Why the fuck does this thread have 157 posts!

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Have an elephant user.

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it's scientifically proven elephants find humans cute

Still best not to get PRÖÖÖHHHed.

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Cuck deserved to get his car wrecked
He would have be justified in ramming the elephant and breaking its legs

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It's just one elephant, it won't be missed.

whoopi has always been sexy

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I want a humanized version of this, really

>elephant takes the ted pill

No it isn't

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>gay people never have kids

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Bruh

All male lions are bisexual and often switch from top to bottom with younger males

>fucking liberals
Simba will start browsing /pol/ and shit talk his mutt grand kids

What did the elephant mean by this?

is that a pig bone to chew or you are happy to see me?

As a degenerate, I'm forced to ask: why even make some shit like that?
If I'm drawing a talking lion doing some fetish stuff it's gonna be a lioness getting fucked by a human.

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I want her to fart on me

some people have shitty fetishes (literally) but you have wild taste, in the good way

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A bunch of Zebras did

ayy

Gay men don't fuck women.
If they do, it means they are bi not gay.

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I need more info......for research.

>that tongue edit
>those cumshot edits
Where can I find these?

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reverse image search.

lol

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kek
fuck bikers
based elephant

India really seems like a terrible place to ride a motorcycle.

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lmao look at this ultra virgin talking shit about Elephant chads.

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Fucking hell!

Even worse: they eat their way into the body via the rear cavities. They don't just hang around and munch, they go IN.

>India really seems like a terrible place
ftfy

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Did I accidentally click on Yea Forums?

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explain

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The horse has likely been outside in extremely cold weather, and is now being warmed under a heating lamp to help prevent hypothermia.

Acceptable.

Quite closely related to mongooses.

How do you prove that?

Brain scans while they look at humans. They got the same readings from elephants that they get from people looking at puppies/kittens.

Ah, yes, the worm fish, a rare treat.

my fucking sides.

in the same sense that they’re related to cats.

Nah, they are more closely related to mongoose than to the Felines.

We are a small but growing number, my brother.

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Oh really, explain how.

I'm also curious
Tell us more.

The fact that he's obsessed with women having cocks shows how based he is.

>Yakuza Berserk style

Fuckin' Sparrow, man.

It was more than she could eat

didn't she had any kids or something, what happened to her after the first movie?

Why the fuck do you have this?

The closest living animal to the Hyenas are the mongooses (and malagasy mongooses) and both belong to the same infraorder of Viverroidea (as well as the same super family of the Herpestoidea).

You have to go back to the whole suborder of Feliformia before going to a different branch to get into the Felidae familly.

So,, yeah. Hyena are really big Mongooses.

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Why's she so hot?

So you ship her with Timon?

>Hyena are really big Mongooses
And seals are just small swimming bears...

Seals are actually closer to weasels than bears.

Seals are sea-weasels.

That horse is full of discounted PC games. Just look at all the steam.

That’s still not right!

>The most comprehensive study of deaths due to tiger attacks estimates that at least 373,000 people died due to tiger attacks between 1800 and 2009

I just want to say I really appreciate the work you put into making your point. Also can anyone tell me if it’s worth watching the lion guard? I’ve seen screen caps and discussion threads and it looks fun.

aaaaaaaaa

No matter what board I'm on it's always a treat when /an/ comes to visit.

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archived.moe trash thread 15806910

>If I'm drawing a talking lion doing some fetish stuff it's gonna be a lioness getting fucked by a human.
Let's see what kind of song you'll sing in 5-10 years

that's bullshit but I'll believe it.

Yeah, I think I read about that, something to do with movements of the inner eye brow and how it conveys emotions that only a handful of species can interpret and convey.

>tfw just came here to see if this was referenced.

Listen to the podcast History Hyenas episode 1

The Lion Whisperer on youtube does some nice, very hands-on vids about Hyenas

Why wouldn't I have it?

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Trash lions are overrated and Lions are underrated. Remember that Lions are nocturnal; all that footage you see of them is when they're sleeping.

It is illegal to film at night where there might be Lions. They're that fucking dangerous. They see in the dark, stealth like nobody's business, hunt in packs and are bold beyond belief.

They must be very confused that it's us driving them to extinction