Reminder that Logan and Doreen slept together.
Reminder that Logan and Doreen slept together
Charles Butler
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Parker Perez
Good thing it was before this.
Nicholas Jones
She's pretty old. Comics people are perpetually stuck in a specific age and that's understandable, but readers forget she's one of these weirdo Ditko creations from back in the day, so she should be in her mid 20's/early 30's by now.
Best Doreen is Paco Medina's though.
Brody Reed
Also, this was definitely written by Bendis, I can feel it.
William Rivera
It’s because he’s small and hairy, isn’t it?
Sebastian Taylor
She was in college in New Avengers and had a public identity the whole time, though Ryan North ow pretends that she just started and has a secret identity even though she DOESN'T WEAR A MASK.
Cooper Ramirez
She showed up in his sexual fantasies back in the 2010-11 run.
Nathaniel Flores
That series makes no sense and nobody edits it despite the fact that he has no idea what's canon in the main univers. Like he made Drax not able to understand metaphors and Kraven into a nice guy who goes to her birthday parties,
Thomas Turner
God Logan is such a normie
Chase Johnson
>St. Andrew's cross at the back
>a normie
Owen Diaz
How do you think she ended up looking like that? They kept hooking up because Doreen just couldn't stay away from the bad boy, then one day he fucked her face too hard and BAM! She ugly.
Ryder Morris
No he’s a weeb. About a third of Asia’s population came from his Canadian nuts
Jack Robinson
Gavin Murphy
>this could have been/could still be Squirrel Girl
Can't blame Wolvdrine, desu
Elijah Hernandez
Old Kinky Logan.
It was canned (hehe), but I'm sure they'll keep the castings in case Disney+ decides to make a GLA show instead of "New Warriors" that wasn't really NW.
Brandon Scott
Wolverine fucks all the women. All of them. He is the self insert for every fucking writer ever to curse a Marvels page. He's what every fanboy wants to be. So he HAS to fuck all the women, just to cover all the bases of all the fans.
It's how you sell comics.
Cameron Gomez
>he literally developed an S&M fetish to cope with the trauma of being crucified multiple times
Jesus
Jordan Walker
she first appeared in 1991 as a 14 year old girl
Steve Ditko didn't stop drawing comics when he stopped drawing Spider-Man
Elijah Myers
According to the Timing Slidescale, every 4 years represents 1 in the comics universe. Since 1991, 28 years have passed in real time, which means 7 have passed since her introduction in the comics.
Doreen Green is 21.
Aiden Hughes
A healing factor would make developing an S&M fetish pretty easy considering no damage done to you would be permanent
Nolan Harris
You sound like a salty Cykefag.
Jose Ortiz
Cyclops also fucks all the women.
I don't think there's a hero that isn't a literal joke that doesn't fuck all the women. Even the fucking nerd dork fucks all the women, in fact the nerdy dork has gags about how he fucks all the women.
Kevin Bennett
doesn't actually work that way
a bunch of marvel characters haven't aged a day since 1991
Ethan Powell
Thankfully there's an explanation for this specific phenomenon right here:
Benjamin Smith
I'd bury my nut in her if you know what I mean.
Jeremiah Peterson
Mutants may age at different rates than regular humans, so that may account for why some characters still look really young. Also a bunch of them have died/come back to life at certain points so that probably fucks with their aging too.
Julian Williams
Mutants don't age slower than humans, you just don't see many old mutants because most of them die before they make it out of their teens. Usually when the X-Mansion is blown up for the brazillionth time.
Carson Diaz
nah, Hickman's new X-Men series confirms that Beast is 28 at the oldest and has never been any older than that.
Kayden Powell
What's littlefinger doing in this comic?
Eli Stewart
Some mutants don't age past a certain point at all, i.e. Wolverine and Mystique. That quality could probably extend to their offspring as well, so the same is probably true for Daken, Laura, and maybe even Nightcrawler.
Ian Ward
>Some mutants don't age past a certain point at all, i.e. Wolverine and Mystique.
Yeah, most mutants don't. If they're lucky they get a power that's only useless, like farts that smell like freshly baked muffins, and not a power that's downright life-ruining like giving everyone in a five mile radius Super HerpegonorrheAIDs.
Hudson Davis
That doesn't make sense. He's older than that.
Hunter Sullivan
What was it like? Just imagine all that hair
Elijah Wilson
>I don’t think there’s a hero that isn’t a literal joke that doesn’t fuck all the women
The ones who fuck all the men. I.e. Midnighter.
Justin Allen
>No Jean
>No Mariko
>vanilla dom
Ugh...who wrote this tripe?
Luke Barnes
>YEAH CHOKE ME
>BEAT ME
>ALRIGHT NOW TAKE THAT NAIL GUN AND HIT ME IN THE DICK
>FIST ME WITH THAT BOXING GLOVE WRAPPED IN RAZOR WIRE
Thomas Hughes
Nope. He was a teenager 10 years ago, when the X-Men were first founded
Carson Morris
Did the artist trace a marilyn monroe picture for squirrel girl?
Asher Young
What was Squirrel Girl's living situation before Unbeatable locked her into a specific world with college and a mom? Like back in GLA she seemed like a straight-up teenager, did she mention family or something back then? I always assumed she was like a nomad due to the squirrel motif and seeming too weird to have a regular job when not trying to fight crime.
Benjamin Price
Meanwhile in Scott's mind...
Grayson Moore
Carson Jones
>Not a single Jean
Seems very inaccurate.
Ethan Miller
Where's Kamala?
Logan Jones
>three Storms
based
Brayden Price
>Deathbird in the mix
Cyclops is up for all kinds of freaky
Logan Wood
Likely before her introduction. I'm sure there's a few in there now.
Colton Nelson
Remember in her first appearance she beat Dr. Doom?
Mason Morales
Jean has her own firebird suite
Noah Williams
>Logan fucked someone
Stop the press!
Bentley Ortiz
She’s just a squirrel looking for my nut
Easton Ortiz
Looking for Bane