Do you guys think Superhero films would be more relatable if the Superheroes had active sex lives?
This critic seems to find it hard to relate.
Tessa Thompson says valkyrie will be getting lesbian action in the next Thor film so we can look forward to that
why is the people with no sex life want it in everything?
You do remember these are for kids right.
Also, did he not see Iron man?
This is why none of them can have non-marketable traits like alcoholism or being a rape survivor.
>"This critic seems to find it hard to relate."
That's Moviebob, who is permavirgin mode. If anything, Superheros NOT having sex should be the most relatable thing about them to the guy.
Only if it's Hulk. He works with everyone.
Valkyrie was an alcoholic.
Yh it's like in the first 10 mins.
>lesbian
Yaaawwwwn.
>fat man yells to characters in superhero movies to "have sex"
I was ironically drunk when I watch Ragnarok but from what I remember her drinking was treated more like a joke than a serious problem. Doing a "Demon in the Bottle"-type Iron Man plotline would be a completely different story.
>Historically, this stuff comes up MORE in stressful/iminent-death/chaos situations.
I, too, remember the orgy that too place just before we landed on the beaches at Normandy.
You know you're fucked when Linkara is less autistic than you.
Valkyrie is an outright shitbag bastard; she's also not the main character.
Why does he assume that everyone fucks at least every other day? Is an "adult sex life" banging hour significant other every day, or hooking up with at least one rando a week?
Fucking cumbrain horndog.
>films
You gotta go back
>search bob chipman
>he's just another faggot who spends his entire day on twitter crying about stupid shit
kill yourself, OP
The fact that they DON'T have sex is exactly why these characters are so relatable to me.
>stressful/iminent-death/chaos situations
This is also the same guy who said
>"In my memories, the Great Console Wars dragged on like my own private Vietnam"
>"But the climactic reveal of SMB3 is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then… My God... was it really only 12 years?"
Maybe he's confusing getting horny in deadly situations to getting horny from Mario? I mean it is this guy afterall:
Tony has sex in IM1, they discuss if Steve is a virgin and sex in general through metaphor in CA, Banner not being able to fuck is a gag in TIH, Thor 1 and 2 both have romantic subplots, GotG films both reference sex and the characters' sex lives, BvS shows Bruce with a hookup and Clark joining Lois in a bath, WW has Diana and Steve fuck, and Aquaman has a lot of romantic overtones between Arthur and Mera.
Yep, she's basically the "funny drunk" archetype.
Moviebob is a much more uniquely retarded twitter bitch though. I don't know of anyone so obviously pathetic and disgusting yet so elitist and arrogant. The eugenics stuff he's always talking about is pretty hilarious as well.
no, comicbook readers dont have active sex lives
>Do you guys think Superhero films would be more relatable if the Superheroes had active sex lives?
Since when don't they? Like at least half of them obviously do, and some of the others very well might.
So this is the kind of comic fan Brody was making fun of?
Did he see Watchmen?
There's a thread on kiwifarms that's 2,000+ pages dedicated solely to all the stupid stuff Bob says on twitter. He says such stupid shit at such an astonishing rate.
He provides tons of material to have lengthy conversations about how totally wrong he is about everything, and is basically a character study in himself. A legit terrible human being in nearly every way.
>Tessa Thompson says valkyrie will be getting lesbian action in the next Thor film so we can look forward to that
Oh you know instead of actual acting talent by her. Fucking cunt. Why do we need incessant faggotry shoved down our throats?
Man, one of the most uncomfortable moments with your family is sex scenes in movies. Even weirder when it's from the next room because you don't know if they're watching porn or a new netflix show.
That is the weirdest contradiction of the guy. How does a permanently jobless virgin loser get such an elitist attitude like that? How in the hell does he get the impression he is one of the intellectually elite?
I'd love to see you message her that on Instagram so she can tell you to kiss her ass with a video.
When you have a YouTube channel where tens of thousands of people praise your opinion then after while you get the impression that you're an authority in whatever you're discussing.
And to be fair we're on Yea Forums, this place is the home of permanently jobless virgin losers who want to complain about how normies are ruining 'their' hobby.
A lot of dudes who don't fuck will look at other dudes and assume they fuck constantly. Like, to an absurd degree. They're consumed with their own bad traits and any failures they associate with them and will assume people without those traits either don't fail or don't need to try. It's why you see incels who never shut the fuck up about Chad.
>Bob Chapman
>movies need sex
Is this guy 13?
I have the believe that one day someone will create a deeply harrowing character study inspired by Bob. Whether it be a film, a book, a comic, whatever. He's just way too weird and stupid for it no to happen.
It's even more pronounced with Chipman, who has openly admitted several times that he despises dudebros because he was bullied heavily by chads as a teenager, and as such he hates any media genres he associates with dudebros. He despises the Metroid Prime games because they're FPS' and was willing to defend Metroid: Other M (which was ironically one of the most openly misogynistic AAA games of the past decade) solely to spite the Prime games.
Hes a guy who used to rant autistically about movies and videogames. Hes infamous here because he wrote a super autistic book about overanalysing Super Mario Bros and the fact he missed on his father's funeral to play videogames.
>and the fact he missed on his father's funeral to play videogames.
it was a grandparent
Oh, its still a dumb thing to admit online anyway; Especially coming from an adult.
He's sort of like pic-related. Thinks he's really intelligent but he's deluding himself and the people seeing his shitty YouTube videos validate him. Anyone who disagrees with him are so OBVIOUSLY wrong it's not even worth examining why.
I remember he once admitted to getting real pissed about the fedora meme because now it means he can't wear fedoras without being made fun of for it. He'd look even more like the fedora-tipper meme if the meme didn't exist. He basically IS the meme (he hates on Christians all the time for anything but the extremist leftist in him forces him to defend Muslims and Jews no matter what).
The movies are supposed to family friendly, and parents don't want to have to explain sex to their kids when they're watching Spider-man.
This all reminds me of that leaked Spider-Man script by James Cameron, where he made the web-fluid = semen allegory more overt and had Peter be a horny teenager who spied on MJ changing and fucked her later in the movie.
>giving this cringesink likes
I wonder what kind of absolute fucktard would believe having Movieblob on your side is a good thing.
Breadtube
Poor old Blob, his brain was already melted before so he never really had a chance
>Moviebob
>Sex life
Bob is mostly a faggot but I'm kinda with him here. It is a bit weird how asexual modern blockbusters are. No wonder people are uncomfortable with sexuality.
>y. How does a permanently jobless virgin loser get such an elitist attitude like that?
he watched revenge of the nerds and then internalized the movie as his own personal bible.
Like literally his entire worldview boils down to "i was bullied in middle school for playing nintendo so therefore all the jocks should be sterilized"
who?
He also called all the people criticizing the Mass Effect 3 ending a bunch of "entitled" whiners. He said this while admitting he has no idea what happens in the ending and has never played any of the games. Imagine the guy saying calling OTHER people entitled.
Like you said he has a complex about him like the world is some "jocks vs nerds" cliche and he's the poor victimized nerd. A lot of his worldview is based on this. Believing himself to be some intellectual genius is like a coping mechanism for his other failings. He constantly says creepy shit like
>"Intelligence the only virtue, ignorance the only sin."
I love how Bob is just intent to have every e-celeb call him a moron. God speed dude.
>"Intelligence the only virtue, ignorance the only sin."
Apart from sounding like a Warhammer quote, that's not creepy
I never really understood this concept. Videogames have always been mainstream as hell.
It's incredibly myopic and intelligence is not contrasted with ignorance. One can be highly intelligent and ignorant, ignorance is contrasted with learning.
Fucked the quote up, it's
>"Intelligence the only virtue, stupidity the only sin."
So it's not like urging people to learn and dispel their own ignorance, it's ranking people on inherent intelligence. It's tying morality to intelligence which is crazy, it's the type of dystopian shit you'd see scribbled in blood on some wall in Bioshock.
It opens yourself to thinking you're morally superior simply due to your own self-perceived intelligence. It opens yourself up to looking at "the stupid people" as "evil". Shit like this is why he's always being called a proponent of eugenics.
Can we? Hollywood lesbians are so fucking sterile you could preform surgery on them.
Seething
>Tony has sex in IM1
Not only that, in 3 they show that he and Pepper's relationship has progressed to sharing a bed.
Seething Breadtube? Weird name.
This is just stealing RLM's "You didn't notice, but your brain did." explanation about how media's been sterilized.
Seeing as like the third or fourth post in is "this is for kids right???" because now everyone believes a kid seeing people kiss and mean it means they're tainted or some shit I don't think this is gonna go anywhere.
>we
You didn’t land on shit
Romance shit in media is fine but most movies just slap two wooden blocks together and make smooching noises. Romance that has been relegated to "obligation" status is some of the most unbearable unfun waste of time bullshit.
The fedora thing was incredible, because he seems to have thought that people's problems with fedora wearers is the very specific type of hat and not simply the fact that they are wearing a fucking hat at all with blue jeans.
It's the perfect summary of Bob. He's basically a wolf in sheep's clothing who doesn't seem to even realize he's a wolf. Wolves laugh at him for forcing himself to eat grass and follow the flock, and the sheep keep their distance from him because he's a fucking creep.
Hell they partly decided to stop with the romances in the MCU due to a comination of how sterile they felt and how tacked on they were.
Bob considers himself a temporarily embarrassed oligarch. I have no doubt in my mind he's expecting Hilary to call him up any day now and tell him she loved his epic Pixels review and to please come on down to Washington to join the elites so they can finally use his big brain to colonize the moon.
The guy is cracked.
I's because he worships the ground giant corporations walk on. He would be tickled pink if he woke up in 50 years and Amazon ruled the world.
Which is why lefties hate and dunk on him constantly too.
Calling him a "basement-dweller" seems to get under his skin since he literally is one.
Nowadays terms like "nerd" and "geek" are trendy. Now the losers of old are called things like "basement-dweller" and "incel".
Moviebob has brain damage
See if you think Bob is weird that's just because of how exceptional and extraordinary he is. Unlike you fucking normies he's actually helping build and drive this world.
The point of all those tweets seems more about telling people he's a grown up man who definitely has sex with women like grown up men are supposed to.
I unironically think he does. Nobody posts shit like andThese aren't even political. They're just weird schizophrenic Myspace edgelord bullshit.
LOL
His videos are a goldmine of cringy bullshit. It's SO much easier to mine his Twitter but you could make dozens and dozens of "cringe compilations" out of his Game Overthinker series alone. The unfortunate thing is then you'll have to watch The Game Overthinker.
Moviebob is unironically the most pathetic, small-minded creature with a sizeable internet presence
It's not even all about his politics, there are people who are much further left than him who still aren't nearly as pathetic because at least you can tell that their political ideology stems from actually caring about other people in some kind of way.
Moviebob is just fueled purely by hate and ego in the most pathetic kind of way, he's like a fucking cartoon villain who only turned evil because the jocks dunked his head in the toilet, he's taken that juvenile asshurt and turned it into this bizarre, warped ideology where everyone who reminds him of his high-school bullies is a subhuman who is holding back humanity and deserves to die.
Yeah that's the vibe I got too.
>"Haha yeah I totally can't relate to these people I mean where is their vibrant sex life huh? Haha right guys? Not having sex is TOTALLY weird weird amirite?"
>This critic seems to find it hard to relate.
He should find it very easy to relate.
>Why does he assume that everyone fucks at least every other day?
Because he has no experience in this regard and thus assumes that "normal" adults live like characters in a mediocre 90s action flick.
>MovieBlob
No. I'll ignore his support for eugenics and simply post this.
he really is a big guy.
>he's like a fucking cartoon villain
And like the cliche goes with villains, Bob thinks himself the hero of his own story.
It's like part of his obsession about hating on other people 24/7 is some desperate attempt to feel better about himself. Like instead of elevating himself it's easier to live in a world where he see's everyone else as inferior.
I still thing GG was fun when it was just mainly about fucking with retards. You had a bunch of dumb dumbs like this trying to psychoanalyze shitposts. The *nods respectfully* guy and that karate kid was funny stuff too.
>the 500 lb blob of sex is worried that fictional men don't have sex
Zero self awareness. It'd be more valid if it were coming from someone who looked like they'd ever seen a vagina in real life.
Homeboy couldn't get pussy even if his dead grandma willed it to him.
It's because they realized they could sell way more tickets if teens could get in without a parent. Also selling your movie with sex is pointless now that anyone is 4 keystrokes away from seeing boobs.
Body builders on that level have to eat 3000 or even 4000 calories per day. Super serious guys like Brian Shaw can eat 12k in a day, or as much as a bear preparing for hibernation.
The only difference is outside maybe a cheat day, those dudes eat it in clean whole foods regimented around a specific lifestyle and a large portion of those calories come from having to jam like 600+ calories a day from just your protein shakes and otherwise the majority of their diet is vegetables and rice and chicken breast. They just eat like 6 meals of that shit a day. They aren't eating fucking whole ass pizzas on the reg.
Yeah. It used to be expected that if a man and a woman shared screentime, they'd fall in love, no matter how unlikely that would be in real life. Perfunctory romances have infested many an otherwise fine film.
GG was fun entirely for that reason. Lets not forget the entire thing started as one of Yea Forums's basically weekly shitflinging sessions on clickbait journos being shitty and made a shit ton of memes until it spread to other sites that took it more seriously.
Let not forget Vivian's entire existence was a joke. You have a weeb gaming community make a plain slightly chubby girl with a realistic body as their OC but then make her color scheme a subtle joke on a gay sex .gif.
For real one of the reasons I'm super into channels like Pretty Much It is that you can see 201X viewers get shocked to revisit movies from even like 10 years ago and see people had actual sexual interest.
Bahahahaaa!
The only person I know who likes Moviebob turned out to be a vicious self-righteous hypocrite who tried to ruin the reputation of his two closest "friends" after he moved out of their apartment.
If you like Moviebob it is a solid knock against you as a person.
what did he mean by this?
This from a guy who couldn't tell the difference between a Skyrim screenshot and a Dark Souls screenshot. The man doesn't even know what's going on in gaming, much less how to fix it.
I notice Bob likes to play himself up as some old wizened expert or something. The kind who passive-aggressively responds to someone he dislikes with a "______, junior" at the end. Trying to play seniority like it means something.
On that same note he's technically a Millennial but INSISTS he's actually Generation X.
And now he has diabetes. GG
It means he thinks he's a coastal elite and would be happy to watch the midwest crumble into chaos, disregarding that people pouring into coastal cities has done a lot to make them unlivable, that not everyone can prosper in the tech-sector, and that SOMEONE STILL HAS TO GROW THE FOOD YOU STUFF IN YOUR FAT FACE YOU BLOATED MONSTER.
Cancer took the wrong one.
>SOMEONE STILL HAS TO GROW THE FOOD YOU STUFF IN YOUR FAT FACE YOU BLOATED MONSTER
he would say that robots can replace those jobs.
But of course *his* profession is un-automatable.
Of course, what does an elite do when the millions of people that have been made obsolete by automation show up outside your ivory tower, demanding their piece of the pie? Do you gun them down, or die on the guillotine?
Bob seems to think these people will eventually die off, but they're not going to go down without a fight, and that's what he really hates.
Remember when liberals at least pretended to care about the working class?
Wanna know the funniest part? Not even his family likes him. He'd rather sit in his car at night to play Mario than to have dinner with his folks.
>But of course *his* profession is un-automatable.
if you train an A.I. maybe but I bet he would be against that.
by the way this is the guy
An A.I. that can duplicate Bob's megalomania and misanthropy would be terrifying.
This is the most reasonable thing he's said.
Bob's a very boring lolcow though
Bob WAS a bully though according to his book. He bullied people because he thought it would make him cool. He literally says as much in that dumb book
He has a successful youtube channel and his movie reviews are published weekly. What have you done with your life? You know, besides post here complaining about people more successful than yourself?
Enjoy your only on-screen superhero sex bro
>admitted several times that he despises dudebros because he was bullied heavily by chads as a teenager, and as such he hates any media genres he associates with dudebros
Most people eventually grow up and get over it. His weird arrested development and constant acting like a bizarre 12 year old Nintendo fanboy makes it look like he just simply stopped developing beyond middle school. He probably got bullied for being the same level of spergy fanboy weirdo back then too.
Eat more salad Bob.
When he says basement apartment, he means his parent's house doesn't he?
>Unlike you fucking normies he's actually helping build and drive this world.
but....how? Complaining about mediocre white men on twitter every day while playing Mario 3 does not "Build a better world"
Bob you're a fat permavirgin dying of diabetes who will never have so much as a girlfriend, let alone a child. You only support yourself through Patreon welfare and what appears to be the generosity of your brother. Sperging about Marvel movies online is not a high bar for success.
As I understand it he likely lives in his brother's basement.
I remember having a chuckle from his Transformers movie reviews. But then soon after every joke had a tie into gender identity/politics with a slathering of arrogant twattyness.
I'm surprised if he is still a basement dweller, I mean he's had a following for so long and he's relatively popular. I figured he'd have a decent place to call his own by now.
>Do you guys think Superhero films would be more relatable if the Superheroes had active sex lives?
It didn't help Superman when he fucked Lois in the tub
At least others have something to their name and a history of some kind. Bob is an awkward manchild that is a little too weirdly into 1991 era Nintendo and complains about movies on youtube and then somehow he translates this to being a superior human that contributed to society.
Other major leftist mouthpieces at least come from a background like having a job, going to a major school,being an activist, or at the very least being in some kind of position more than playing nintendo games in their parent's house well into their late 30s.
>Namor is he "He fucks" version of a DC character
>Aquaman had a wife and son
I hate Bob so much. I'm not reading the rest of this crap
Having a spouse or children is not what people mean in that context. Saying someone "fucks" generally means they're out slinging pudding on randos.
He probably does not play anything that came out after the SNES era
This guy is a rotten tomatoes approved critic by the way
He also thinks Black Panther should have won Best Picture at the Oscars.
I make art. Occasionally studios and clients pay me to make it for them. 'Taint much but it's honest work.
I think he does, but only Nintendo products. It's like someone who watches nothing but Disney movies and fancies himself an- OH WAIT!
So was Devin Faraci, who was Bob's friend before he got outted as someone sexually harassing women.
I miss Totalbiscuit. Anyone with that many enemies must have been doing something right.
He's shown over and over to be completely developmentally arrested, I imagine living with someone who handles all the paying of bills, shopping for groceries and general upkeep of a house is still a necessity for him.
Remember when Devin tried to throw James Rolfe under the bus because he refused to see Ghostbusters 2016?
I took such joy in Faraci's fall.
He was hardly alone in that. Even Patton Oswald joined in. That whole debacle was fucking embarrassing.
>all those legitimate critics going LOL IMAGINE THE DUMB BITCH WHO MARRIED THIS GUY LMAO
>A lot of dudes who don't fuck will look at other dudes and assume they fuck constantly.
I live with my fiancée. We used to bang many times a week when we first started seeing each other 4 years ago but now I probably get laid maybe once a week. Alcohol usually has to be in play because otherwise she's incredibly tight or suffering from cramps (she has fairly sever endometriosis).
I also need to buy new lube because the shit I've got is expired and stings her almost immediately upon vaginal contact
The point is that some dudes probably get laid way more than me. I see some couples at the gym who look like they're in tip top shape and probably bang every other day.
But in normie cases like mine, even with basically a wife in bed every day, you don't necessarily have sex all that often.
Patton Oswalt confuses me. Sometimes he seems like a cool, funny guy who loves H.P. Lovecraft and can make nerd culture actually funny, and then he turns around and dogpiles on James Rolfe or says he likes Moviebob's reviews, and I can't tell whether I like him or not.
>Needing lube
Bruh...
>fairly severe endometriosis
Ah good old endometriosis. Did it's best to prevent me from getting born and killed my brother.
>and killed my brother.
Shit man did you get revenge?
>more relatable if the Superheroes had active sex lives?
No! That's disgusting. Well, for me anyway.
Not all the time, man. Just sometimes I really don't want to go down on her beforehand. I don't make her go down on me either. Never really got off on head.
Real talk this is what I'm scared of.
There's a lot of people who are either doing well for themselves now or like to imagine they're in the camp that are that just don't get the legit anger out there. The general assumption that "undesirables" will just lay down and die has been going on for so long that even a very small amount of people are only just catching on that this isn't the case and it's probably way too late for the reasonable option.
You average leddit futurologist loves to crow on about how a low consumption non reproductive lifestyle is the future but they disregard that that means poor people who aren't allowed to have kids and won't go along with that plan.
On my mother's reproductive system?
It's funny because he's an IRL 40 year old virgin who lives with his parents.
No dude I know a couple of fit dudes who aren't slaying it or else aren't actively out there looking.
This is what I mean. People will look at some other dude and imagine THAT guy is drowning in puss when they aren't. You see the in shape dude and imagine he fucks constantly. That dude is looking at you living with a fiancee you haven't tied the knot with yet and may be jealous you're at that phase and banging it regularly.
Shit I've been that guy people project onto. They see me and I'm tall and broad and they assume I'm slaying it when I haven't had any real interest thrown my way in a long ass while.
The number of dudes actually getting to "bang every other day" is incredibly small.
>Of course, what does an elite do when the millions of people that have been made obsolete by automation show up outside your ivory tower, demanding their piece of the pie? Do you gun them down, or die on the guillotine?
You give them jobs maintaining the automaton.
Duh.
Fucking drama queens.
Yes.
Most self-described modern liberals believe in some kind of social net. Guaranteed basic income/universal healthcare/housing for the homeless etc. People who believe in a highly automated future will often argue that society needs to provide some kind of protection for those left behind by a high-tech future that they cannot compete in, if not out of charity, then at least to protect society at large.
Bob would make these people obsolete, then just throw them to the wolves. Then he gets mad when they elect someone like Trump, because they feel like none of the establishment is listening to them.
Does he hate Bernie Sanders too? Probably. I think he was a pretty hardcore Hillary supporter.
Isn't that the point? For over a hundred years most people's jobs have been maintaining the machinery of civilization. What happens when that machinery becomes largely self-sustaining?
>The number of dudes actually getting to "bang every other day" is incredibly small.
And honestly, it's somewhat overrated anyway.
Sex isn't the be all and end all.
Sometimes, I'm more than happy just jerking off to porn and then moving on with my day.
I live with my fiancée and I generally jerk off to porn maybe 5 times a week on average and get laid maybe once a week.
It's just an itch that needs to be scratched. And then you just carry on, son.
Jerking off is comparably clean and tidy.
Then I don't feel the need to shower afterwards, probably clean the sheets the next day because of the mess, etc. Wanking is efficient. Just like topping off a meter.
I'll remember to punch her in the ovaries the next time I see her.
isn't this "person" in his mid 30s no less? How can you be so retarded without actually having brain damage?
He's Moviebob 2.0 with success and less socially awkward.
He is as deep into the progressive scene and just as bitchy as bob to anyone that disagrees.
>nnnoo Simpsons Season 29 is just as good as Season 4 was it's just your childhood nostalgia that makes you think otherwise
Urgh. I still can't believe even he said that.
Wow. I remember not being able to fathom a world without the simpsons being produced, but now I want it stopped since every season is a disgusting bastardization that shits on its former glory
I wonder when smug lefty idiots like him will ever realize that if he lived in the Soviet Union back in the day, he'd be arrested as a social parasite and put in a work camp.
Well, perhaps, but at least Patton has entertained me on occasion. Not something I can say about Bob.
Why is this important
>You see the in shape dude and imagine he fucks constantly.
I'm pretty sure that used to be a /fit/ stereotype
never, to them Communism is what Rapture was to Andrew Ryan.
I'm sorry if your old lady let herself go and became a landwhale, user.
He doesn't want communism, user. Communism (supposedly) works to elevate the working class, and he HATES those guys.
Damn you Boston Dynamics.
Wait.
Boston Dynamics.
Boston.
Moviebob is from Boston.
He played us like a damn fiddle!
That's like on Yea Forums and a certain music critic who is memed a lot.
>Does he hate Bernie Sanders too?
His stance is basically
>"FUCK Bernie Sanders for being a white male, but if he gets the nomination you BETTER fucking vote for him against Trump or you're an irredeamable piece of shit."
Any white male candidate is automatically seen as bad to him and his ilk.
...Fantano?
Try Cuckgau who is permanently butthurt at any band that reminds him of his high school bullies.
I thought he supported Hillary because she's an ESTABLISHMENT Democrat, and there's nothing he loves more than large faceless organizations that don't care about anybody but themselves.
His standup in the early 00s was pretty good. He at least made something of himself for a while before he finally started appearing in movies and tv shows
Yeah they be all like not tonight user it's my time of the month. My head hurts. The kids will hear us. And so forth.
well, that cunt's at least 77.
>I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence.
Yeah he was beaten up by 50s greasers who looked like Elvis so he gets enraged at any music he thinks is too masculine.
Yeah I can't quite bring myself to hate him. Anyway he was on RLM recently, and they savaged Ghostbusters 2016 harder than anyone, so he can't be too fanatical.
Beyond the technophillia, why's everyone saying he's corporatist?
Well he of course supported Hillary in 2016 and got butthurt that Bernie would dare run for president against her back then.
Right now he's rooting for Elizabeth Warren so basically Hillary 2.0.
He was probably pretty screwed up after his wife died, and he did apologize for his comment about James. Not excusing him, but he's definitely not on the same level of all the other retards riled up by James' Ghostbusters video.
sounds like a miserable cunt of a human being.
He was super supportive of Ghostbusters at the time and was a big part of the "If you are not watching it then you are a misogynist" hate train.
>He was probably pretty screwed up after his wife died
This was a big reason I was willing to cut him some slack.
Obsession with Nintendo and Marvel?
So?
>calling gamers entitled when they criticize game companies
>supporting companies whenever they censor or ban wrongthink (as long as it's people he disagrees with)
>being a huge supporter of globalization and letting companies import tons of workers to the detriment of local citizens
He's a tool who will go with whatever the corporate agenda is as long as it can be wrapped in a layer of social justice.
Maybe because they're for children, duh.
Post yfw you’re not Movie Bob
Linkara gets a lot of shit for being the least crazy TGWTG out there.
He didn't even excuse his shitty behavior, he just outright said it's true rather than hide bout it
To be fair Linkara also fucked a tranny for like 10 years and lied about it. He's not really a model of sexual honesty and prowess.
I seriously thought that bobvids and Bob Chipman was the same person. I was like "man that sucks, I always like his strangle video".
Keep in mind he got fired like a week in to his big corporate job in the gaming department of a mega store because he kept trying to sell people a cheaper Wii over the more expensive systems they came in to buy and couldn't justify himself to the manager or even upsell them on extra controllers or games. He frames this as him losing due to moral superiority.
Bob supports faceless corporations because he can't put a face to them. Because everyone who puts his real face to him has hated him. A faceless corporation that doesn't care but sells him dopamine hit products is probably the closest thing to familiarity and affection he's had in years.
>Why don't we slog down these movies with unnecessary details that serve no purpose to the plot
It's Writing 101. They needed to show how Stark was a billionaire playboy who lived a carefree life, so he banged a random reporter. Later on he obviously fucked Pepper Potts, and that was important only because he had a kid and that affected how he lived post-snap. Did it matter if Rocket was fucking Nebula at some point, or if Thor was shagging someone after he broke up with Jane Foster? No it fucking doesn't unless it has some direct impact on the plot.
Every minute you spend on frivolous information is another minute wasted that draws away from the main story.
I get this thread was to laugh at some fat e-celeb wannabe, but still
>He's not really a model of sexual honesty and prowess.
He was outed as a closet homosexual years ago
I dont think it should be there for relatability, but i'd assume that a superhero team would be like an olympic village, where the world's finest specimen gather and bone each other relentlessly