Good Matchups For The Irken Armada?

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Homeworld from Steven Universe?

Stale joke user

Aku and his minions

NASCAR

Jurai

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Decepticons

ahh yeah jurai the Alabama of space

Space Pirates.
Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object.

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HEAVEN OR HELL

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Aku's minions? Yes. Aku himself? Hell no. Aku's a godlike deity, he can be slowed down be he can't be defeated by anything but Jack's word.

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The operative word here is “slowed down”, I think. Do remember the armies of ancient japan were slowing him down a good bunch and that in the final battle people who weren’t Jack (and his sword) were giving him a hard time. Aku’s biggest advantage is being able to bounce back from anything not the sword, but he’s far from infallible even with it.

you'd be pretty hardpressed to find anyone that could go toe to toe with the combine if we're talking lore

>if Alabama had the fire power of a god then yes
Also nice dub dubs

who

looks like an old irken symbol probably from the pilot.

Ya think the Irkens could handle the beast?
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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It's the Combine from half life 2, an interdimensional empire that went to war against humanity and won in 7 hours

I tried reverse searching it and it lead to Yea Forums so...

Irkens take this easily

Zim single handily took them out... twice

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Don't forget the multiple accounts of regicide.

Sc1 Zerg might do well considering they have a hive mind structure of lesser commanders communicating psionically to all their constituents. Thats like the one thing that might effectively stop the Irkens rule of dumb given the Zerg’s impressive numbers, aggressive space faring capabilities, and ability to conquer planets with horrifying and mindless speed that rivals the Irken’s necessity of only 1 invader per planet.

Imagine the number of planets they’d fuck up in the midst of their battle

Angol and Keronians

Aren’t Angols basically like an entire race of Galactuses?

>A single charged particle beam could likely assimilate the entire Irken Armada
Jesus...

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The only big diference i can think between Keronians and Irkens are that Keronians actually have a home planet and Irkens are more of a moving invasibe force.
Besides that i belive that Keronian technology is more bullshity than Irken.

They even both indulge in human culture despite apparently thinking little of them.

Galaxy Garrison

> an irken invader ends up living as a fucking grot in a ork shithole
lmao

[REDACTED], maybe ?

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A single marker aboard the main ship

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Checkmate

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wtf

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yes

That's cheating

they'd turn homeworld into a jewelry store after making jokes on how the gems are rocks and pissing off yellow diamond in a video call

I’d like to see either The Decepticons or Green Lantern Corp. Oh! What if The Massive was Cybertronian?

Only if the Armada go to a distress signal

The Death Star

I think Minimoose is pretty bullshit

We don't really know the full state of their armada apart from the hand/armships, the ships with black hole warping technology and so on. Making a choice either way is impossible.

Pretty much anyone competent. Nearly everyone and everything in the Vasquez universe is brutally retarded. That's the only real reason they're so successful. Their tech isn't even their own, it's Vortian tech. The Vortians also seem to be dumb outside of tech.

Shows like IZ and Pinky & the Brain were partly parodies about how people were so dumb that yelling aggressively and lying badly get you followers even if you're stupid, pulling a con, or actually an alien or lab mouse in a terrible human disguise. Before anyone tries to bring modern politics into this, this was the 1990s to early 2000s and just a general commentary on the human condition. Just acting confident and bullshitting can get you a long way. People seem brutally stupid for always falling for it. The Irlens are loud pushy jerks but if anyone not totally worthless got their shit together they'd be dust which was supposed to happen in the original IZ movie with Dib, a child, defeating the Irkens. Zim is also an existential threat to them and serial regicide perpetrator just by being fucked up.

Characters from cartoons and parody characters even can easily find their way into power level discussions if they’re written by someone with enough understanding to make them extremely broken. Kind of like the whole Ben10/AlienX discussion that went on earlier this year.

HA, good one.
Based on everything seen in Steven Universe, the only reason I assume Homeworld even managed to build any sort of empire is because there is literally no other species in the entire universe that has somehow had the idea of building a rocket to fly into space.

Homeworld is a civilization that other space faring civilizations want nothing to do with. They conquer almost exclusively undeveloped planets, likely control no significant resources as those are mostly expended in their reproductive/terraforming methods, likely have no interest in other intelligent life including other space faring species, and control an extensive empire that might not be as intimidating as other’s but has tech that is incredibly annoying to deal with and their army is made up of people that are extremely varied in ability and really hard to kill.

Reminder that the Irken Armada is apparently bigger then what we see because Johnen wanted the size to be big, yet comically small.

Irkens are dicks they'd probably turn homeworld into a jewelry store planet or something for the hell of it

Zim

They’d probably just blow them up if they got in a spat but they more than likely would just ignore them as soon as they realize they have nothing of value to organics.

Irkens can conquer a planet with a single agent
combine took an entire army and was defeated by some guy with a crowbar maybe

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Gems will keep reforming if they're not bubbled. I can see Irkens thinking they've killed a Diamond only for them to reform in the middle of their flagship or whatever and cause havoc. Do Irkens need to breathe in space?

SCP-3003
Just tell them their beetles will be wiped out and they'll figure out something useful.

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Aren't the Combine some sort of interdimensional empire and the shit that happens in half life hardly registers as a anything remotely resembling a big deal to the shit they are up to?

The combine on earth are essentially the janitors. they're a speck compared to the rest of the empire.

I think thats exactly it.

Their paks pop on a helmet I think when they are in space

they're genetically and cyberneticaly built to be indestructible for comedic effect

I did the math on Amethyst'a crack. It took more energy than a 20mm anti tank rifle shot, to crack her.

Eyeball took an asteroid to her eye going at god knows what speed. Gems are tough cookies

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Gems would be 40k tier. if they weren't ruled by emotionally crippled women.

Defeated by a screw driver using pacifist. despite fighting a bloody war across all eternity against the Time Lords to nearly a victory.

The time lords can basically rewrite reality as they see fit.

SKULLS FOR KHORNE!
BRAINS FOR TZEENCH!
NERVES FOR SLAANESH!
ENTRAILS FOR NURGLE!
LET THE GALAXY BURN!

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Not really since 40k weapons far exceed the shit they supposedly tank.

A single bolter shot would pop em like nothing not to mention the sheer numbers advantage

The Daleks were pretty successful despite their most powerful enemies being reality-bending, time-traveling kings of asspulls.

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Earth's Combine population is to the rest of the Universal Union as a team of cops with pistols patrolling a town is to the entire world's armed forces, except probably even more than that given they have an unknown number of Dyson spheres and universes at their disposal.

Are you saying they do it for free?

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basically

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What would Combineposting look like and how would one go about identifying Combineposters?

People tend to not bring 40k into discussions like this for that reason. Orks are like a million times worse than Zerg and Flood for planetary infestation reasons and also have psychic powers that literally makes random things into useable technology. Like I’m pretty sure if you gave an Ork a banana and convinced him without a shadow of a doubt it was a gun it could fire lasers.

Combineposters love to tell humans to have sex. This is due to the suppression field being active.

A merging lane

Espousing transhumanism, respect for authority figures, being possessed of decent living standards (metrocops get better food, etc.) obvious lack of understanding of certain human concepts from synth posters, fascination with aliens, any positive emotion towards the Combine beyond mild appreciation, "muhreens" tier chest thumping, any sort of bragging about owning firearms, equipment, etc. which are not explicitly illegal or stolen from the Combine, having a computer, conncetion, etc. which is not shit.

Jenny could beat them

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You need a lit of works for the waaaggh to make shit work like that. Small ork groups tend to be savages with simple choppas.

The orks of one planet, have fought a pyramid hive fleet to a standstill. As they both threw everything into a single star system. The nids decided after many years. They had better shit to do. The orks attracted a war boss. Who took them all on a waagh.

King Goobot and the Yolki aliens from Jimmy Neutron could work. They don't have the firepower or defense like the Irken armada. One invader could destroy their planet too.

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They can convert matter from dust and transform into dragons. How can they compete?

???

An entire army of Iron Giants. They can fly and are nigh indestructible.

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Anti-Spiral. The Florpus is nothing to them.

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The Doctor is essentially God in that Universe, even if just through handwaving asspull writing and Gary Stu / Mary Sue-ism, that's not fair. There's nothing in that existence the Doctor can't defeat. Irkens are at best those fat farting aliens-tier in the DW verse. They're the sort of enemy defeated before the ep in a jokey intro sequence before the real plot starts.

Also Daleks don't turn planets into food courts, their mission is just to kill everything in the universe that's not a Dalek. They'd specifically target and fry the Irken's PAKs and zorch the Control Brains if they could find them for the crime of not being Daleks. Since they've fought plenty of other intergalactic conqueror species along with high level reality warpers I can't imagine what an Irken Armada could do to a Dalek armada. They play with "fuck up timespace so bad it never existed" risk level a lot.

Mantrid

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More importantly they are tall.

She would be hacked and turned into a cookie dispenser

A bunch of those bad boys would do the job

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>Paaaarts. Don't flee. Come to us
Diamond whyboner every goddamn time

I've seen dozens of discussions about this but not a single mention of the most worthy space-faring opponent

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Steven Universe if for FAGGOTS.

TOS Enterprise, and it would be hilariously goofy.

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No she'd join Gir's Harem

So everything is solved by Kirk fucking the Irken?

I just love the fucking Space Orcs. The concept behind them is so bloody insane. They are basically collective reality warping Psyonics, that are too stupid to realize it. Space orcs BELIEVE that painting their vessels red makes them go faster, so they unconciously alter the reality that that it actually makes them go faster. They BELIEVE that painting bombs yellow makes bigger explosions, so it makes bigger explosions. Orc techniology basically works that way: they crudely asseble something like a spaceship the way they think it should work, and because they think it should work that way, it works that way because they alter reality with their psyciic power. Their star ships have openable windows to let some fresh air in, they still work because its full of a horde of orcs that BELIEVE its works that way.

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>DA ORKS proceed to smash zem stupid grots and takez da big dakka ship and give it evenz MOAR DAKKA!

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And some Imperial Victories are tagged to that very nature. Ork belief that certain commissars are unbeatable.

don't bring back the memories. Please.

yes definitely, that is why they so bravely traversed and relocated to a space anomalized frontier with no reason or functionality towards egress

stop pretending irken are competent

God what were their problem?

Don't know anything about the Irken Armada, but if there's a space battle I want to throw these dudes in.

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They're competent against smart races with little brawl but seem to get their ass beat when actually fighting.

Spore was all about “evolution” and they were and evolutionary stunted race because they suck and started to use cybernetics so that makes them the bad guys of the series because it needs one I guess.

The Culture

Supeised nobody posted it yet

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*Surprised
Bloody hell

Isn't Star Wars tech deceptively hyper busted? Though I may just be thinking EU

The Irkens will finally meet their match in sheer retardation

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>needs to construct moon/planetoid sized stations to house a single weapon capable of destroying whole planets
>the Massive literally has planet killer guns out the wazoo the Tallest likely shoot at random for funnies
I don't think the Empire can stop this one

Jurai would rather casually murder them all.

They'd reverse engineer their shit after thousands of deaths.

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Let's build more aquatic mobile suits.

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Would irken armad survive in the Starsector game?

>Vapor for brains

Any fleet that can execute a turn

>They conquer almost exclusively undeveloped planets
and they turned a race that could build superships into a mail planet

aku would befriend the irkens and buy their shit

I mean spacenoids are pretty stupid but the power gap between UC Gundam and virtually any interplanetary civilization is vast, UC Gundam basically never leaves the solar system.

wasnt it 4 times considering their first attempt at universal domination and the time he caused a 50 year olng blackout?

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Reread who thats talking about. HW probably only colonizes planets with unintelligent life or life thats pre atomic age just for ease, speed, and safety. They dont seem to care much about about anything either besides increasing their numbers, doing what they are supposed to, and some forms of art like design and architecture. If the Irken discovered a HW colony they probably would see nothing appealing about it as it would basically be a mostly hollowed out planet covered with light cannons and other technology drastically different or incompatible with vortian tech and filled with drone acting soldiers that carry out internal functions that would probably die before being enslaved and would be mostly useless if they were a reassigned new roles.

Finally a fucking good one

Don't forget the two accounts of accidental regicide

Would watch, It'll be a very wacky episode.

Any HD screens of the Irken ships from the movie?