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Good Matchups For The Irken Armada?
Isaac Nguyen
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Brandon Davis
Homeworld from Steven Universe?
Eli Young
Stale joke user
Wyatt Foster
Aku and his minions
Jose Watson
NASCAR
Nathaniel Baker
Jurai
Austin Green
Decepticons
Ian Lee
ahh yeah jurai the Alabama of space
Camden Smith
Space Pirates.
Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object.
Dominic Adams
HEAVEN OR HELL
Jaxson Perez
Aku's minions? Yes. Aku himself? Hell no. Aku's a godlike deity, he can be slowed down be he can't be defeated by anything but Jack's word.
Kevin Brooks
Brandon Ramirez
The operative word here is “slowed down”, I think. Do remember the armies of ancient japan were slowing him down a good bunch and that in the final battle people who weren’t Jack (and his sword) were giving him a hard time. Aku’s biggest advantage is being able to bounce back from anything not the sword, but he’s far from infallible even with it.
Josiah Sanchez
you'd be pretty hardpressed to find anyone that could go toe to toe with the combine if we're talking lore
Noah Green
>if Alabama had the fire power of a god then yes
Also nice dub dubs
Bentley Rodriguez
who
Ethan Morales
looks like an old irken symbol probably from the pilot.
Carson Moore
Ya think the Irkens could handle the beast?
youtu.be
Henry Sullivan
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Dylan Morales
It's the Combine from half life 2, an interdimensional empire that went to war against humanity and won in 7 hours
Thomas Diaz
I tried reverse searching it and it lead to Yea Forums so...
Aaron Powell
Irkens take this easily
Angel Cooper
Zim single handily took them out... twice
Jose Nelson
Don't forget the multiple accounts of regicide.
Jaxson James
Sc1 Zerg might do well considering they have a hive mind structure of lesser commanders communicating psionically to all their constituents. Thats like the one thing that might effectively stop the Irkens rule of dumb given the Zerg’s impressive numbers, aggressive space faring capabilities, and ability to conquer planets with horrifying and mindless speed that rivals the Irken’s necessity of only 1 invader per planet.
Easton Ramirez
Imagine the number of planets they’d fuck up in the midst of their battle
Jaxon Jackson
Angol and Keronians
Sebastian Wood
Aren’t Angols basically like an entire race of Galactuses?
Adam Baker
>A single charged particle beam could likely assimilate the entire Irken Armada
Jesus...
Landon Gray
The only big diference i can think between Keronians and Irkens are that Keronians actually have a home planet and Irkens are more of a moving invasibe force.
Besides that i belive that Keronian technology is more bullshity than Irken.
Henry Jackson
They even both indulge in human culture despite apparently thinking little of them.
Isaiah Price
Galaxy Garrison
Josiah Richardson
> an irken invader ends up living as a fucking grot in a ork shithole
lmao
Eli Cox
[REDACTED], maybe ?
Hudson Harris
A single marker aboard the main ship
Liam King
Nicholas Anderson
Checkmate
Ryder Diaz
wtf
Nicholas Cruz
Lincoln Miller
Christopher Hernandez
yes
Christopher Perez
That's cheating
Justin Lewis
they'd turn homeworld into a jewelry store after making jokes on how the gems are rocks and pissing off yellow diamond in a video call
Jonathan White
I’d like to see either The Decepticons or Green Lantern Corp. Oh! What if The Massive was Cybertronian?
Leo Ross
Only if the Armada go to a distress signal
Nicholas Carter
The Death Star
Robert Cox
I think Minimoose is pretty bullshit
Michael Davis
We don't really know the full state of their armada apart from the hand/armships, the ships with black hole warping technology and so on. Making a choice either way is impossible.
Jackson Russell
Pretty much anyone competent. Nearly everyone and everything in the Vasquez universe is brutally retarded. That's the only real reason they're so successful. Their tech isn't even their own, it's Vortian tech. The Vortians also seem to be dumb outside of tech.
Shows like IZ and Pinky & the Brain were partly parodies about how people were so dumb that yelling aggressively and lying badly get you followers even if you're stupid, pulling a con, or actually an alien or lab mouse in a terrible human disguise. Before anyone tries to bring modern politics into this, this was the 1990s to early 2000s and just a general commentary on the human condition. Just acting confident and bullshitting can get you a long way. People seem brutally stupid for always falling for it. The Irlens are loud pushy jerks but if anyone not totally worthless got their shit together they'd be dust which was supposed to happen in the original IZ movie with Dib, a child, defeating the Irkens. Zim is also an existential threat to them and serial regicide perpetrator just by being fucked up.
David Thompson
Characters from cartoons and parody characters even can easily find their way into power level discussions if they’re written by someone with enough understanding to make them extremely broken. Kind of like the whole Ben10/AlienX discussion that went on earlier this year.
Carson Evans
HA, good one.
Based on everything seen in Steven Universe, the only reason I assume Homeworld even managed to build any sort of empire is because there is literally no other species in the entire universe that has somehow had the idea of building a rocket to fly into space.
Asher Rodriguez
Homeworld is a civilization that other space faring civilizations want nothing to do with. They conquer almost exclusively undeveloped planets, likely control no significant resources as those are mostly expended in their reproductive/terraforming methods, likely have no interest in other intelligent life including other space faring species, and control an extensive empire that might not be as intimidating as other’s but has tech that is incredibly annoying to deal with and their army is made up of people that are extremely varied in ability and really hard to kill.
Nolan Cruz
Reminder that the Irken Armada is apparently bigger then what we see because Johnen wanted the size to be big, yet comically small.
Christopher Price
Irkens are dicks they'd probably turn homeworld into a jewelry store planet or something for the hell of it
Nolan Johnson
Zim
Jack Murphy
They’d probably just blow them up if they got in a spat but they more than likely would just ignore them as soon as they realize they have nothing of value to organics.
Lincoln Turner
Irkens can conquer a planet with a single agent
combine took an entire army and was defeated by some guy with a crowbar maybe
James Barnes
Gems will keep reforming if they're not bubbled. I can see Irkens thinking they've killed a Diamond only for them to reform in the middle of their flagship or whatever and cause havoc. Do Irkens need to breathe in space?
Elijah Wilson
SCP-3003
Just tell them their beetles will be wiped out and they'll figure out something useful.
Connor Lewis
Aren't the Combine some sort of interdimensional empire and the shit that happens in half life hardly registers as a anything remotely resembling a big deal to the shit they are up to?
Nathaniel Powell
The combine on earth are essentially the janitors. they're a speck compared to the rest of the empire.
Caleb Morales
I think thats exactly it.
Robert Reed
Their paks pop on a helmet I think when they are in space
Charles Howard
they're genetically and cyberneticaly built to be indestructible for comedic effect
Robert Williams
I did the math on Amethyst'a crack. It took more energy than a 20mm anti tank rifle shot, to crack her.
Jack Morris
Eyeball took an asteroid to her eye going at god knows what speed. Gems are tough cookies
Matthew Brown
Alexander White
Gems would be 40k tier. if they weren't ruled by emotionally crippled women.
Cooper Howard
Defeated by a screw driver using pacifist. despite fighting a bloody war across all eternity against the Time Lords to nearly a victory.
The time lords can basically rewrite reality as they see fit.
Levi Miller
SKULLS FOR KHORNE!
BRAINS FOR TZEENCH!
NERVES FOR SLAANESH!
ENTRAILS FOR NURGLE!
LET THE GALAXY BURN!
Asher Green
Not really since 40k weapons far exceed the shit they supposedly tank.
A single bolter shot would pop em like nothing not to mention the sheer numbers advantage
Nicholas Peterson
The Daleks were pretty successful despite their most powerful enemies being reality-bending, time-traveling kings of asspulls.
Oliver King
Ryan Diaz
Earth's Combine population is to the rest of the Universal Union as a team of cops with pistols patrolling a town is to the entire world's armed forces, except probably even more than that given they have an unknown number of Dyson spheres and universes at their disposal.
Hunter Green
Are you saying they do it for free?
Hudson Johnson
basically
Robert Reed
What would Combineposting look like and how would one go about identifying Combineposters?
Camden Brown
People tend to not bring 40k into discussions like this for that reason. Orks are like a million times worse than Zerg and Flood for planetary infestation reasons and also have psychic powers that literally makes random things into useable technology. Like I’m pretty sure if you gave an Ork a banana and convinced him without a shadow of a doubt it was a gun it could fire lasers.
Ethan Long
Combineposters love to tell humans to have sex. This is due to the suppression field being active.
Matthew Young
A merging lane
Lincoln Wilson
Espousing transhumanism, respect for authority figures, being possessed of decent living standards (metrocops get better food, etc.) obvious lack of understanding of certain human concepts from synth posters, fascination with aliens, any positive emotion towards the Combine beyond mild appreciation, "muhreens" tier chest thumping, any sort of bragging about owning firearms, equipment, etc. which are not explicitly illegal or stolen from the Combine, having a computer, conncetion, etc. which is not shit.
Matthew Morgan
Jenny could beat them
Nolan Myers
You need a lit of works for the waaaggh to make shit work like that. Small ork groups tend to be savages with simple choppas.
The orks of one planet, have fought a pyramid hive fleet to a standstill. As they both threw everything into a single star system. The nids decided after many years. They had better shit to do. The orks attracted a war boss. Who took them all on a waagh.
Xavier Wright
King Goobot and the Yolki aliens from Jimmy Neutron could work. They don't have the firepower or defense like the Irken armada. One invader could destroy their planet too.
Justin Ortiz
They can convert matter from dust and transform into dragons. How can they compete?
Blake Thompson
???
Eli Torres
An entire army of Iron Giants. They can fly and are nigh indestructible.
Aiden Wright
Anti-Spiral. The Florpus is nothing to them.
Matthew Martin
The Doctor is essentially God in that Universe, even if just through handwaving asspull writing and Gary Stu / Mary Sue-ism, that's not fair. There's nothing in that existence the Doctor can't defeat. Irkens are at best those fat farting aliens-tier in the DW verse. They're the sort of enemy defeated before the ep in a jokey intro sequence before the real plot starts.
Also Daleks don't turn planets into food courts, their mission is just to kill everything in the universe that's not a Dalek. They'd specifically target and fry the Irken's PAKs and zorch the Control Brains if they could find them for the crime of not being Daleks. Since they've fought plenty of other intergalactic conqueror species along with high level reality warpers I can't imagine what an Irken Armada could do to a Dalek armada. They play with "fuck up timespace so bad it never existed" risk level a lot.
Julian Sanders
Mantrid
Ryder Cooper
More importantly they are tall.
Jaxson Ward
She would be hacked and turned into a cookie dispenser
Gabriel Long
A bunch of those bad boys would do the job
Blake Robinson
>Paaaarts. Don't flee. Come to us
Diamond whyboner every goddamn time
Ian Allen
I've seen dozens of discussions about this but not a single mention of the most worthy space-faring opponent
Ryan Rivera
Steven Universe if for FAGGOTS.
Justin Sullivan
TOS Enterprise, and it would be hilariously goofy.
Easton Carter
No she'd join Gir's Harem
Austin Hughes
So everything is solved by Kirk fucking the Irken?
Aaron Perry
I just love the fucking Space Orcs. The concept behind them is so bloody insane. They are basically collective reality warping Psyonics, that are too stupid to realize it. Space orcs BELIEVE that painting their vessels red makes them go faster, so they unconciously alter the reality that that it actually makes them go faster. They BELIEVE that painting bombs yellow makes bigger explosions, so it makes bigger explosions. Orc techniology basically works that way: they crudely asseble something like a spaceship the way they think it should work, and because they think it should work that way, it works that way because they alter reality with their psyciic power. Their star ships have openable windows to let some fresh air in, they still work because its full of a horde of orcs that BELIEVE its works that way.
Jordan Edwards
>DA ORKS proceed to smash zem stupid grots and takez da big dakka ship and give it evenz MOAR DAKKA!
Ryan Gonzalez
And some Imperial Victories are tagged to that very nature. Ork belief that certain commissars are unbeatable.
Colton Scott
don't bring back the memories. Please.
Luke Torres
yes definitely, that is why they so bravely traversed and relocated to a space anomalized frontier with no reason or functionality towards egress
stop pretending irken are competent
Carson Morgan
God what were their problem?
Lincoln Jones
Don't know anything about the Irken Armada, but if there's a space battle I want to throw these dudes in.
Robert Barnes
They're competent against smart races with little brawl but seem to get their ass beat when actually fighting.
James Reyes
Spore was all about “evolution” and they were and evolutionary stunted race because they suck and started to use cybernetics so that makes them the bad guys of the series because it needs one I guess.
Michael Thompson
The Culture
Nicholas Price
Supeised nobody posted it yet
Colton Johnson
*Surprised
Bloody hell
Isaiah Hall
Isn't Star Wars tech deceptively hyper busted? Though I may just be thinking EU
Benjamin Perry
The Irkens will finally meet their match in sheer retardation
John Allen
>needs to construct moon/planetoid sized stations to house a single weapon capable of destroying whole planets
>the Massive literally has planet killer guns out the wazoo the Tallest likely shoot at random for funnies
I don't think the Empire can stop this one
Eli Torres
Jurai would rather casually murder them all.
Connor Wilson
They'd reverse engineer their shit after thousands of deaths.
Brody Russell
Let's build more aquatic mobile suits.
Leo Parker
Would irken armad survive in the Starsector game?
Brody Fisher
>Vapor for brains
Evan White
Any fleet that can execute a turn
Jace Ortiz
>They conquer almost exclusively undeveloped planets
and they turned a race that could build superships into a mail planet
Chase Garcia
aku would befriend the irkens and buy their shit
Wyatt Scott
I mean spacenoids are pretty stupid but the power gap between UC Gundam and virtually any interplanetary civilization is vast, UC Gundam basically never leaves the solar system.
Christopher Young
wasnt it 4 times considering their first attempt at universal domination and the time he caused a 50 year olng blackout?
Nicholas Hernandez
Jason Moore
Reread who thats talking about. HW probably only colonizes planets with unintelligent life or life thats pre atomic age just for ease, speed, and safety. They dont seem to care much about about anything either besides increasing their numbers, doing what they are supposed to, and some forms of art like design and architecture. If the Irken discovered a HW colony they probably would see nothing appealing about it as it would basically be a mostly hollowed out planet covered with light cannons and other technology drastically different or incompatible with vortian tech and filled with drone acting soldiers that carry out internal functions that would probably die before being enslaved and would be mostly useless if they were a reassigned new roles.
Samuel Ortiz
Finally a fucking good one
Eli Richardson
Don't forget the two accounts of accidental regicide
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Would watch, It'll be a very wacky episode.
Luis Gonzalez
Any HD screens of the Irken ships from the movie?