PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN...
PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN
Michael Ramirez
Carson Hill
I AM HORNY AND MY DICK IS NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF
Jonathan Nguyen
GGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Hudson Adams
I'LL JUST LOOK INTO THEIR MI- ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elijah Reyes
KURT NO
Adrian Moore
>I must go, my people need me
Christian Adams
The wild man of Borneo
Ryder Cooper
You all have to rape Magneto.
John Roberts
I make a pretty good Picard, don't I? Now who wants to listen to me read my fanfiction?
Asher Richardson
COWARDS! ALL OF THEM!
Hunter Watson
That was my Buick!
Leo Watson
Nobody, bitch
Nathan Nelson
Isaac Johnson
Nolan Walker
Did they really censor his blue Weiner I the comic? Kek
Ryder Johnson
But... I just ordered new wallpaper! SCOOOOOOOOTT!!
Brody Ramirez
Take that, you bald idea stealing fuck!
Dominic Perry
South American organ harvesting
Carson Scott
Samuel Hall
TUTTI FRUTTI
Austin Harris
Ah'm tryin' ta dodge Gambit's advances, but ah'm dummy thick and the clap o' mah ass cheeks got his attention!
There he is! ARRRGH!
Gavin Cook
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*translated from the original russian*
Caleb Flores
Gordon, how did YOU get here?!
Asher Bailey
THIS ONE'S FOR YOUUU MORPH
Blake Murphy
MARY JAAAANEEEEEEEEEE
Julian Rogers
MOOOOOOOOOOOORPH
Michael Gonzalez
Friends of Humanity were the real heroes
Charles Martin
No lmao it's a gay porn comic
Bentley Mitchell
Haha, little french peasant boy. Your bread sucks. America rules!
Bentley Hughes
Hon hon hon, le fuck you, Captain Faggot.
Jeremiah Watson
Basketball time! Pick your starting 5.
Jackson Richardson
Are we doing this with or without powers?
Gabriel Kelly
It would probably start with no powers, eventually someone will use them and that will lead to everyone using them.
Jaxon Wright
What the fuck am I doing here?
Justin Gutierrez
Hand the baguette back nigger, and no-one gets hurt.
Easton White
Where's that blasted salami? I can smell it.
Benjamin Cox
for that statement, i'm burning down all bakeries within 10 miles
not going to happen, old man. i'm going to shove this up the red skull's ass.
Lucas Robinson
It's right here *unzips pants*
Kayden Davis
I swear to god, Logan. If you cut another piece of food with those murder weapons in your hands, you're fired. The salad you cut yesterday had pieces of Silver Samurai in it
Daniel Cooper
But Cap, you don’t have fire powers.
Julian Taylor
That fat little fuck was gonna eat a whole Baguette by himself?
Noah Price
Don’t worry Charles. I’ll help you ou-
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nathan Sanders
JEEEEEEAAAAN!!!
Gavin Sanchez
Lincoln Walker
Michael James
Man Kurt was really cranky during the whole Purifiers era.
Jeremiah Collins
Cute butt, Scott.
Daniel Thompson
Fuck You you bayou bitch
Jayden Baker
(in stereo)
Grayson Johnson
>NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY
>throws ice cream can at Storm anyway
That show was gold.
Christopher King
WHAT IS THAT OBJECT? IT APPEARS TO BE THE ACE OF SPADES...
Elijah Carter
Connor Martinez
oh god /pol/fessor x is dropping redpills again
Evan Allen
>that black ops Wolverine
Did we ever get a black ops Cap?
Anthony Turner
She was a shitty character.
Jayden Rogers
Cenk Uygur btfo
Sebastian Bailey
>Stacy X
Disgusting
Jonathan Reyes
His chair is yellow
David Brown
Remember that time she almost raped Kurt while he was still a priest
Julian Stewart
HEY HEY
HO HO
HOMOPHOBIA'S GOT TO GO
Austin Morgan
Rogue got a genosha necklace and have anal sex with gambit all night. They didnt know they were being watched...
Nathan Young
A worthy addition to my Austrian basement
Jason Scott
Gambit
Nightcrawler
Rogue
Colossus
Cyclops
Grayson Allen
Jubilee get rid of the guests!
Nathan Martinez
Really? I’m supposed to tell him that’s a convertible?
Isaiah Myers
Nightcrawler sounds like he’d be OP in basketball.
Jayden Bennett
WUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!
HAHAHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Lincoln Bailey
That's a mighty fine sex doll collection
Charles Wilson
Nightcrawler your mothers are getting married!
Julian Ortiz
Hey guys, can we be in this story?
No? Well okay then...
Lucas Morgan
Landon Butler
Dude fucking SKELETON JELLY get sharktits away from that frightening scary team
Brandon Jones
Uhhh... I was just making sure she wasn't contaminated with pubic lice
Asher Rogers
You think I was going to stop at just the comics?
Andrew Jackson
PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN...
Kayden Campbell
Damn it, user
10/10
Anthony Wilson
Kurt, your mom is actually your dad.
Justin Morgan
Why did they give Captain American red panties?
Austin Scott
By far the best threads on Yea Forums, or any other board.
Austin Lewis
We all know what she was actually doing.
Ryan Clark
Glob is always welcome.
Jaxon Ramirez
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!
Cooper Diaz
>XMen13
Why does Gambt have a french moustache here?
Evan Mitchell
anybody want to have a good time? $100 an hour.
Jack Price
I WILL TURN ALL OF THE X-MEN GAY!
Cooper Richardson
from my office at DC
Austin Rodriguez
STORM, MISTRESS OF THE ELEMENTS, WILL NOW TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING AT MAX SETTING!
Brayden Reed
>It was fun having to spank you monkeys but right now my planet needs me... ta-tah!
[cue kazoo noise]
Easton Jenkins
best jean. always, forever.
Evan Clark
FERAL BORNEO MAN
...
SEE YA LATER
Elijah Sanchez
I remember seeing that episode as a little kid who never read X-Men and thinking that was his actually name.
>Whoa! Did you see what that Wild Man of Borneo guy did? Cool.
Dylan Myers
Is there any nudity in it?
Christian Howard
I miss Ms. Marvel.
Elijah Long
so is this the real reason why he and magneto stopped hanging out
Connor Ortiz
LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE DOIN 'A ME MOOOORPHHHH
Eli Ramirez
Who was the wild guy from Borneo anyway?
Jackson Myers
It's over Billy. We're putting Carol back in her own body.
Isaiah Smith
Look everyone. I'm Moon Knight!
Zachary Foster
Hey guys do you have any walnuts?!!??
Gabriel Moore
how the fuck did he do this, wouldn't his claws slide right up the window to the roof?
Ethan Powell
Damn bitch, you really let yourself go since the last time we fucked.
Ayden Smith
OH Wolverine you're such a jerk
Nathaniel Price
Gambit is doing his part to raise funds for movember. When he's not protecting mutant rights and seducing the laydeez, he's a big advocate for prostate cancer research.
Christian Butler