How would the jojo villains fare in the marvel/DC universe's?

I swear with each new part jojo fandom becomes more and more insufferable.

What can they do?

Sort of, but more no than yes It used to be everywhere but it's died down in recent years, and while it's my one of my favourites the fans can get highly fucking obnoxious. It's definitely not as cancerous in its expansion as mlp was, at least.
It generally comes back when another part gets animated and the animeonlies flock to their streaming sites, so I'd say we've got a good year or two until they come back Pucciposting gets run into the ground like It Just Works did.

None of them seem particularly threatening to the universe as a whole (Even MiH's universal reset deal seems like something that happens every couple of years), but they would make terrific localized threats. Especially Kira, who would probably never be caught outside of magical/divine intervention

>10 "nobody drom dc/Marvel can beat Made in Heaven" threads per week
I'm afraid

The problem with JoJo is that it is flamboyant enough that it also attracts the same dyed hair mouth breathers that spam Twitter when their pronouns aren't respected.

I love JoJo but the fans are the entire spectrum of obnoxious.

Fist is a super vampire that has become the ultimate living being literally at the end of evolution. Second is a vampire that can stop time. Third can turn anything into a bomb as long as they come withing a meter of him, or he can do this at range but he can't control it. Fourth can skip ahead 10 seconds while everyone forgets what happened in that 10 seconds. Fifth can reset the universe(there's more to it but that requires a lot of time). Last can go to alternate universes and take things and people from them.

They don’t sound so tough.

Kira 100% ends up on the Suicide Squad.

He missed half their powers.

First can turn any part of his body in any part of an animal, including making an animal. He also has 400 IQ and is seemingly invincible.

Second can fly and at full strength has magical abilities like being able to freeze anything he touches as well as stop time for ten seconds.

Third can also turn his name into a bomb that when it detonates (by someone learning it) not only kills the person but rewinds time by an hour. Even if the person doesn't learn the name in the subsequent runs they still are detonated at the time they would.

Four can skip ahead ten seconds and can predict any threat to his life. Those ten seconds skip for everyone else but to the user they play out normally except he can freely move himself in that time.

Fifth accelerate time to the point that another Big Bang happens so he can make a universe in his image.

Six can only do that, but he can do it freely, meaning if he's injured he has a infinite universe of tag outs.

May as well dump for people who aren't into JoJo. Spoilers ahead.
>Kars
Main villain of part 2. He is a Pillar Man, which is essentially a JoJo vampire (which are a whole lot better than your average vampire, look up part 1 Dio's feats for more) hyped up on every performance-enhancing drug that is known to man and quite a few that aren't. He is 102,000 years old and the inventor of the stone mask, making him a genius even amongst basic Pillar Men who can become perfectly fluent in a language after a few minutes of observation and disassemble then reassemble an MP40 after taking one glance at it. He can regenerate from anything short of direct sunlight or Hamon/the Ripple (sunlightx1000 kung fu derived from breathing), and even then he might just get turned to stone and come back to fleshiness when he's not getting pumped with UV. Any organic life not filled with Hamon that touches him is absorbed, so fast that the slightest brush takes the entire left side of a German soldier's body off. He can make bone blade chainsaws in basic mode. As the ultimate Life form he has access to all the Earth's animals for a shapeshifting mix-n-match and is immune to the sun, meaning he can also use super-hamon now. He did, however, get outbrained/lucked by Joseph and is currently in space or on Mars, depending on whether or not you like Jorge Joestar.

Isn't there some rule about D4C where if 2 of the same person from alternate universes come in contact with each other, they'll both be deleted?

Yes, but when he himself uses it he is the thing being moved. So if he wanted to kill Batman he could swap with his equivalent in the Injustice League universe and bring Owlman with him. As soon as they touched both would die.

Would pic related be able to take on darkseid?

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Does it just effect that specific aspect of darkseid or the entire darkseid?

Also, this list is left to right.
DIO:
Main villain of parts 1 and 3, and the direct cause of virtually every part except 7, 8 and maybe 2 occurring. His Stand, The World, can stop time and is almost identical in physicals to Star Platinum aside from a longer maximum distance it can move from Dio and slightly lower durability. Dio himself can create zombies and other vampires, make mind-controlled slaves, shoot eye lasers that can cut castles in two, regenerate from anything given time and is only permanently killable via sunlight. After spending almost a century in a box beneath the Atlantic, he was able to create/discover (it's unclear) the ritual to Heaven. Unlike Jotaro he suffers no ill effects from stopping time and is not afraid to spam it.
The thing about DIO is that, every time he uses his time stop, the amount of time stopped is longer. He started with a splitsecond, then worked up to five seconds by the time of the DIO's World arc. Upon drinking Joseph's blood he was able to boost it to nine and then eleven seconds, showing immense improvement in a short time span with the presence of Joestar blood.

No. GER can revert anything to zero, but Darkseid simply is.

Yoshikage Kira:
Main villain of part 4. A regular guy on the surface, he is actually an accomplished serial killer with a kink for killing women and taking their hands which he then treats like girlfriends, buying them jewellery and taking them on dates. His Stand, Killer Queen, has three abilities:
Killer Queen's basic bomb, which turns anything into a bomb which is silent and invisible to any non-Stand user. He uses this to dispose of women's bodies. This bypasses durability since the object or person itself doesn't suffer explosive damage but actually becomes the damage. Even, say, Superman would be atomised. This is why, despite being arguably the weakest antagonist, Kira is the tied with Valentine for the team's heaviest hitter.
Sheer Heart Attack: a heat-seeking bomb that yells a catchphrase at people. Though than the first bomb, it is automatic and has infinite range. It is also incredibly durable, though not indestructible.
Bites The Dust: a time loop that destroys anyone who learns about Kira's true identity and leaves them fated to die in the next loop even if they are avoided by Killer Queen. He can also use it to travel back in time normally. It's complicated, go look it up on the wiki.
Remember, Kira wouldn't be chasing anyone. He'd just live in the peaceful suburbs of Japan, staying as far away from capes as possible. Add this to him leaving no evidence and not following any sort of pattern, simply killing women atrandom intervals, and there's not much any police force or detective can do to find him. Even if they do come to interrogate him, Killer Queen is invisible and can turn any of them into a bomb or BTD them.

Where is Jobin?

>implying he's the villain

How would Ringo Roadagain fare?

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Isn't Ger infinite death basically the Omega sanction.

There was a The Batman villain that could do the same thing. He was basically unstoppable.

Only the Pillar Men would stand a chance. The rest would be taken out by C-listers without effort.

>Without effort
I feel like even Kira who's arguably the weakest would at least get A kill and is definitely going to hurt a hero or two.

>Kars
BTFO hard. Too flashy and decadent to keep a low profile, nowhere near strong enough to actually put up a challenge to the magic/mythical heroes and villains he'd doubtlessly piss off.

>DIO
A similar problem as Kars, but somewhat too Brand Relevant in order to get killed off permanently. Definitely sticks around as a B-list and occasional Avenger tier threat. Gets at least one story where he fucking annihilates a poor group of C-list red shirts that gets comic nerds talking like "DUDE WTF DIO IS SUPER SECRETLY THE STRONGEST COMICS BAD GUY?"

>Kira
Thrives incredibly well. Basically an alternate version of Purple Man, but with an ability that makes actual detection incredibly difficult. Gets BTFO hard if he ever comes up against the wrong end of The Punisher. At some point he gains Bites The Dust and it sort of becomes the centerpiece of his powerset.

>Diavolo
Starts out thriving in the criminal underworld a la Kira, gets too big for his britches and then is promptly FRANK'd.

>Pucci
Does one single event where he fucks everything up. Gets BTFO and jobs for the rest of time until the MCU/DCEU loosely adapts (reads: botches) the classic Stone Ocean event.

>Valentine
Recurring threat for the political/business heroes a la Lex Luthor, except more persistent. Rather difficult to put down entirely, but rarely hits A level threat status.

tl;dr: Most of them get kind of

>Kira
>arguably the weakest
If he gave a shit his stand has the potential to kill almost anything. But he just wanted a quiet life.

>gets too big for his britches and then is promptly FRANK'd.
Would Frank be able to track him down, the amount of luck the gang needed for it was crazy.

>This level of Punisherwank

I didn't realise it existed outside of parody.

Those were the two thoughts I kinda had. Although it would be kind of funny if they both were caught in an endless death loop and were just too stubborn to call a truce.

The MLP "shitstorm" was fucking nothing, it just got memetized into this OMG BIG THING because most newfags arent old enough to remember it.

Kira and diavolo would both shit on the punisher wtf are you on?

This exact conversation was just had in the invader zim thread. Makes sense. jojo and zim are up there as far as irritating, autistic fandoms go. But horsefucking will always be a league of its own.

Frank learning who Kira is immediately kills him. The fuck is this guy on.

But he's ultimately just a dude outside his ability to destroy anything. The rest are literal monsters or have far stronger stands and bodies.
Diavolo, yeah. He's clairvoyant and Punisher only has mundane means to kill.
Kira I think he could get. Kira is methodical but also arrogant. He got caught on camera several times. Frank's only problem is if he never puts together the nature of his powers and tries to confront him up close and personal. If he does, then he'd be pretty comfortable shooting Kira from across the street.
Only if he learns of who Kira is through a target of Bites the Dust.

Kira's biggest strength is 100% hiding in the shadows. In a 1-1 confrontation he largely only succeeds against opponents who are weak, unskilled, or who underestimate him. The second his identity is discovered it isn't too too difficult to drag him out into the open, and from there he really is at a distinct disadvantage against long range opponents.

I'll take it back on Diavolo though, Epitaph makes it really hard for one solo person to take him out. Replace FRANK with more of an A list character. He definitely stays around for longer than I gave him credit for though.