What would Selina be like as a mom?
What would Selina be like as a mom?
a borderline villainous sense of morality and personal boundaries. constantly snooping around in your personal belongings, stealing your stuff, and spying on you.
A MILF
A selfish bitch who abandons her child/children because her dumb female friend, Holly Robinson, told her to do so.
According to Tom King, the most important person in existence. More important than the expendable offspring.
How she was in BATB
Okay
She'd be around, but not always. Probably would disappear for long periods of time before making a surprise visit and some gifts.
I think it depends on how old she is when she has kids. A more mature one could well be a decent parent, especially if she finds herself needing to settle down more on account of her age catching up with her (not that that tends to stop comic book characters).
Well it would certainly be interesting at bath time.
She´d pretend to care for them since the first day they appeared and probably sleep with any of them a few pages later
Still Canon.
well, if they havent retcon it jason and her acctually hate each other. jason tried to kill her through BFTC and throughing hush arc she was very glad jason wasn't alive even though she knew bruce would probably be sad about it. i mean she could have thought it in her head but she spoke that shit out loud to an grieving father. as for dick he flirts with her and tim and her get along sometime and i wont speak of damian and her throughing rebirth because ut's not in characther
lol.
Adopted?
Honestly this would make for some fun stuff if they ever had the gutsbtonfully bring her into the mansion and the batfam proper, I feel like her and babs would not get along
This seems pretty in character
Not really. Still Catwoman being a massive slut isn't anything new.
I mean if Helena Wayne is any indication she was a pretty good mom that helped train her to be her very best
>bruce fucked barbara
>talia fucked jason
>dick almost fucked selina
There's probably a few that I'm missing, but why is the bat family so degenerate?
>tim and her get along
I think it would be very cute if Tim was the only one who was able to have a friendly normal conversation with her.
About computers?
Yeah or whatever. I just really like the dynamic of Tim being the only relatively normal one in the whole Batfamily.
There already was a comic with Selina as a mom. Yea Forums just hasn't read it.
Catwoman knowing a lot about them would be interesting. Has she been portrayed that way before?
I know in her 90s run she hacked the occasional alarm, but it didn't happen much.
>Jason fucked Starfire, and likely DP'd her with his bestie
>Babs wanted to fuck Jason
A cool mom
Losing or being abandoned by your parents at a young age is bound to cause issues
So simply put an average mom?
Is like the artist wanted to copy Batman & Sons and fail in the most basic ways at it.
I think Selina having a kid with some literal non-character wasn't the best of ideas anyway, so
Selina is a hooker .
I don't think she was charging him.
well, there you go
What if she finds
> Drugs
> Porn
> Condoms
> Pregnancy tests
> Dog hair
Etc
> gutsbtonfully
?
>Dick would still be weirded out by her trying to seduce her
>her relationship would be non existent with Jason
>Damian would refuse to acknowledge her
Tim would be the only one she could talk to.
>Hey, kids, need any snacks, booze, condoms? I'll be right upstairs if you need anything, just ask.
Proper tiger mother. She's already lowkey been practicing for mommyhood with Holly.
> Mommy killing for you
Fuck I want her to have my kids.
> Weed?