What's your experience with disney cast members ?

Similar story, i was waiting to meet family in DCA and struck up a conversation with a bored employee. she gave me free front of the line fastpasses

where do you live

God i wish i was that cute

Chile, but I'm not introducing my sister to a random person from the internet for free.

Pics or fake

WE

got a blowjob once from tinkerbell

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Fake and gay, but storytime.

part time job at disneyland paris.
backstage had some small talk with one of the girls that play tinkerbell.
she was horny and willing and gave me a blowjob

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Nice

Ok but, did she stay in character?

during the blowjob yeah

Please make sure to talk to the less popular princesses too...

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Wish I could be one, but you have to know how to sing, plus I'm butt ugly.

this is depressing

Imagine wearing this all day. Would this or a giant dress be worse?

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dress would be worse
also I'd rather work with a partner than alone

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Depends on the weather.

When I was a wee lad eating dinner with my family at that restaurant in Epcot that spins around (The Land?), a Mickey and Goofy came over to our table and the Goofy got into our booth, laid his head down on me, and audibly snored. I remember having my mind blown that the character was actually making noise.

>Florida
Jasmine's got it made

Never been to a park, way too pricey

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I don't what to do when I see those guys.
Should I talk to the character and role play or just talk to the guy inside the costume.

Role play. They are paid to always stay in character.

They'll always respond in character so you might as well do that

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She’s still gettin paid. Probably appreciates the downtime in between guests, I bet it gets exhausting constantly talking to people in-character.

the meet and greet characters dont sing
they meet right after each other
>tfw meet her and she flirted with me
hnnnnnnnnnng

I wonder if the actresses get accent training, or if they only hire authentic Scottish qts...

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Cool! For some reason I thought they had to sing...still my dreams of playing Tiana are null

they're playing cartoon characters and want to stand out from a distance, like stage makeup but tweaked to look less weird up close

accent training probably but the hairs a wig

Snow White looks downright weird unless the CM already has a super pale skintone.

Is Jasmine 40?

All that sun is murder on your skin

>ywn rub sunscreen on jasmine's belly

It should be mandatory to have sex before posting here

this board would be empty

I am a cast member.

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How much do you go for?

A small price to pay

Never thought about it before. No one’s asked.

Aurora is the best design imhofamalam. Her movie is better than Cinderella too.

Right now it is 83F/31 degrees science with 56% humidity in Orlando. Thats pretty cool for this time of year.

Now that I've asked what's your offer?

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>this website will be empty
ftfy

Good for the most part, the worst I see is usually people being jerks to the ones who wear Mickey, Donald, or other cartoon character suits. Also women are so fucking horny, in the Marvel experience they brought a cute guy dressed as Cap and oh boy that guy was touched inappropriately all the time and he would just nervously smile and move their hands or be like "Oh hey Ma'am lets keep it child friendly" The handler also didn't give a shit.

Reminds me of the Jack Sparrow actor who also got harassed.

Thor and Cap make a lot of women giddy and the actors they get aren't that bad looking either and if they aren't that handsome the costume makes up for it.

The only fail I saw in a meet and greet was in Disney Shanghai, the Cap cast member had an English accent, he tried to hide it but it was obvious he had that Manchester accent.

But that Ana is not brown.

For me, it's Kristoff actors

source?

I guess when you visit the Character meet&Greets as much as this family does, there bounds to be mishaps.

Also, I noticed two MAJOR issues with this family. One is miscommunication;they go straight up to the characters and start hugging them and touching them, instead of standing back and letting the Characters lead and do their scripted routine.

Second is that get way too close to the characters and of course the actors can’t fucking see out of those things, and they’re told to always wave and dance and stuff and this family is sticking their heads in the actors blind spots.

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>Be 9 year old me
>Go to Disney World for 9th Brirthday
>First thing I see when I walk into park is a Belle meet and greet
>Small line to meet Belle in blue dress under a tree
>wait in line under sun to meet favorite princess
>Say Hi to here
>No reply
>She just says "Photo Time"
>Go to put arm around her waist for photo like I would with any friend or family member
>She pulls away and says "Ah Ah Ah!" as if I did something wrong
>She holds out her arm so I can loop it around hers to make zero body contact with me
>start feel sad
>Dad snaps photo
>Spend rest of the day feeling like my favorite princess didn't like me
>Just wanna go home
>Photo gets developed
>Burn photo in fire, and swear I never wanna bump into a Disney parks Belle ever again

Funny thing was that I was 9 and didn't even view her as a female. To me she was just my favorite princess. It's been 20 years since that and I'm still very much angry about it, and don't know what I would do if I ever had the misfortune of bumping into a Belle while on vacation again, but it wouldn't be good.

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>what I would do if I ever had the misfortune of bumping into a Belle
Tell yourself there is 100% chance she is not played by the same person.

I am very much aware of this, but I still can't even view the animated film in the same way after that happened. It affected me, and logically I know what you are saying but the feeling and anger is still very much there.

I wouldn’t want a grimy little nine year-old touching me either. For all she knows, you just got done playing with your penis while imagining Bell with giant,inflated boobies.

This is how young men develop hate towards women and become shooters

Further proof that Disney Princesses need to be eradicated.

waiting for the next manifesto to include "ariel wouldn't let me touch her tail"

Guys I am visiting Disney World in September. How do I get a Rey gf?

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Wear an outfit made entirely of compressors for her to bypass

Just hang out in Galaxy's Edge for a while. If you're lucky, you'll have one shadowing you everywhere you go like a hitchhiking ghost.

Disneyland shooter when?

It's a Small World after all...

...and it's about to get smaller.

imagine...

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Sometimes this place is ok

>Disney spends billions in bribes and hush money while desperately trying to purge all evidence after their Armed Crisis Response Team manages to take down the shooter before he can hurt anyone but accidentally kill a dozen parkgoers in the crossfire

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Their security is no joke. There's no way a guest could bring a weapon in.
...It would have to be an inside job by a princess

Same my dude

I was Goofy for a year and got fired because I forgot to color Quasimodo's lips.

Be Adam Driver

So you're saying the secret to success is to look like a 30yo burnout who sells weed to high schoolers?

Just like real life.

I genuinely feel sorry for those QTs in dresses and guys in hot suits. These people are probably saving for college or in the meanwhile of looking for a steady well paid job, but the problem is, I fear that position will affect them, I mean, just think about it:
>"Let's see your curriculum, hmmm... 2 years as a mascot in Disney?

I'm totally sorry my love, I was a very immature person at the time, it was my first job, and since they told me about being a princess I supposed it implied everything about them, like always being in interiors. The moment they putted me under the sun I started to sweat, and, considering I was a spoiled girl I felt stressed quickly, and it made me act harsh to every person I encountered, I didn't want to do long talks because I feared to sweat more, so I just cutted straight to photos, you made me remember, "picture time!" Yeah, that was my fast check out. I've got more jobs and that made me value a bunch of things, manners were one of those, I got angry costumers while being a receptionist, and that made me value all the smiles children had in their faces while I was playing princess. I genuinely apologize for my actions and it breaks my heart that it leaved scars on you

They aren't supposed to talk I thought

No one is going to give a shit about that and it's gonna look good on any sort of customer relations job.

Most of their jobs are doing photo shoots with kids or other fans while acting in character. They're expected to talk with the fans.

Masked characters don't talk. Non-masked "face characters" are encouraged to chat up guests.

and they all lived happily ever after

>They aren't supposed to talk I thought

My goodness, the perfect woman! ;-)

(thanyouverymuch i'll be here all week. remember, tip your veal and try the waitress.)

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Is the world small enough for this to be real?

I only went to disneyland once when I was extremely little and I only remember goofy signing my autograph book. Now I'm too old to go to disneyland alone and have no friends to go with, so even if I went it'd be way too weird for an ugly 24 year old dude to go around asking for selfies with all the princesses.

My middle school's jazz band got sent to nationals once, and they were held in CA. They ended up going to disneyland during the trip and they actually had depp dressed up as sparrow to promote one of the PotC films. I was jelly as fuck.

pluto got fresh with me while my wife was taking a picture of our kids and me.
>tickled my lower back
>pinched my ass
i sure hope it was a chick under there, but something tells me it was a twink. i know it's fun to fuck with people, but seriously?

Stop being such a faggot and go there if you want. Nobody is going to care if you are alone, and it's fucking absurd that you let that dictate what you do.

I'm older than you and also way too fat to fit on any rides. I sure missed the boat here. Well, we're supposed to hate Disney anyway, right?

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Theme park Rey > movie Rey

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>I'm too old to go to disneyland alone
Nonsense.

I'll say though, doing "fun" things alone is often less fun than doing mundane things with friends.

For me, it's Mini Rey

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Fun Fact: Disneyland air space and maintenance has the same level of security as the White House

How fat is too fat for an American theme park? Wouldn't they strive to accommodate the widest possible asses to avoid being sued?

>how fat is too fat for an American theme park?
300lbs. odds are if you're so fucking fat you need a cane or scooter, there's no way in hell you're riding anything.

Not if it means compromising guest safety. If they can't get the safety devices to lock, then no one will feel sorry for the extremely large fat ass that gets denied.

All humor aside, I will admit to getting caught off guard by rides with a height maximum.

Disney is one of the better parks for fatasses. You'd be fine on most of the iconic rides.

Last time I went to the park, there was a Jack Skellington that was super cool and totally owned the character, down to the mannerisms and speech.

>300lbs.

Average american.

It's nice to know they have him walking around. Was this an October event, or is he always there now?

You can't actually sue someone for being denied service because you're physically incapable of fitting in the rides or your weight would endanger the other passengers if the theme park in question tried to reasonably accommodate you. You could try, but you'd be pretty much guaranteed to lose. If he's too fat to ride any of the rides then he's well reasonable expectation of accommodation considering how many rides use bench seating.

Jack and Sally tend to show up in New Orleans Square while Haunted Mansion Holidays is running (usually mid/late September to the end of the year). Just be prepared in that they're face characters (no masks)

Jack looks a little like an ayylmao but I think that kind of off-kilter creepiness suits him. I'll try to jet down there at the right time.

N-normies visit Yea Forums?!

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It's either someone having a laugh or someone trying to be kind.

When Walt is resurrected and see's what's happened to his company

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you write like a russian peasant

Um those eyes holy cuteola

As if it's such an easy job with low requirements.

>Funny thing was that I was 9 and didn't even view her as a female. To me she was just my favorite princess
i feel you. children just want to have nothing but good intentions regardless of gender but boys treated like shit simply for having a penis and people wonder why men become reclusive and aggressive

I give them water or energy bars if I see them out in the hot sun (non-cast staff included), if they don't accept it I eat it or give it away to others that can't buy from the shops.

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I'll pay you 5 american dollars for your sister user

It's no different than going to the movie theater alone (If you can do that then why not a park).

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one when I was at disney land and we were eating at the paradise pier hotel, an this fucking dickhead in a stich costume wouldn't let us be.

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The Pluto in Disneyland is a girl, world has males.

Nah I've seen literal 500 pound beastwomen getting on rides. I think the limit is less weight & more width as in if you don't fit you don't ride.

The cast member always look so into it, a shame the company doesn't seem to care that they are one of the main things that make the parks special.

I met Cinderella and she didn't even say anything guess she was having a rough day and to be fair I wasn't a kid even if that didn't stop the other princesses from talking

>It's been 20 years since that and I'm still very much angry about it
grow up faggot

They get constant performance evaluations and get fired if they don't score well. And they're booted out real quick if guests complain about certain characters not being nice. A lot of them are aspiring actors so they're pretty into it.

When I was eleven ten years ago my family went to Disneyland for the first and only time. It was okay but I was a mopey and cowardly kid so I sort of ruined it for myself.
Most I remember is walking around, and that I pretend punched goofy in the nose. A Jasmine actress called me cute and held me closer than i was used to as a kid when we took pictures. Overall it was okay, and I've never been back since and at twenty three the magic is probably dead.

Yeah, it’s always more width based. And depending on the ride restraints, where you carry your weight. I always hated watching someone pull my entire damn seatbelts out all the way so that they could squeeze into the seat and buckle. The lock sensors are super picky, especially the further you pull them out, so they break easily. Fat people try to get away with not restraining properly a bit more, as if I won’t have them lift their layer of fat so I can make sure they bucked all the way. I’m not having them fall out and bounce around, knocking everyone out on my ride.

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Go back to your alcohol free tavern, Gaston.

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Regarding the movie theaters, that really depends on what you're watching. If it's a comedy, kids movie or horror movie (maybe even also romance movies) then its a bit strange to see one person watching it, but if its sci-fi, drama, a classic movie or one of those rare experimental movies that make it to theaters, then watching it alone is not only normal but probably more expected.

They care more about looking like the character than anything else the way I heard it. Accents can be taught.

>cuter than daisy ridley *and* a better actor
they really screwed up with casting her

My waifu unironically
Are you really judging someone's acting off a 4 second clip with no sound?

>Yea Forums

Based if true

Why does she whisper to that kid so seductively?

Implying Disney of today isn't representative of Walt's greed.

Hopefully never but that one day the black family was fighting each other would have been a day that could have happened.

Based on my expert lip-reading, she's saying "may the force be with you"

Anna is pretty chatty and Elsa is so freaking serious and elegant, the Brave princess is also a freaking joy to talk to, but the best of them is Gaston, he always has a line, and is something like meeting a heel wrestler in character.

Based on my expert lip-reading, she's saying "Hey kid wanna /ss/?"

How dare you forget my waifus name

Playing the bad guys must be fun.
Little kids yelling HOW DARE YOU all day

Sorry user, but your waifus movie is pretty forgettable

My cousin has been in a couple disney productions. Does that count?

He was sometimes greedy but he still saw difference between art and business.

he's one of the few villains that didn't fucking die so he's a rare breed already

>Are you really judging someone's acting off a 4 second clip with no sound?
Not that user but if those four silent seconds sold me on her more than any single second of Daisy Ridley in VIII then yeah; it's a valid example.

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Some posted a video and user anon said it was a mix of generic scottish/irsh.

Maybe a reference to the older trilogy?

Hey kid wanna /ss/

Imagine taking her behind a building and hiking up that dress and just go to town

"ultimate power~"

Unlimited dude get it right

shit I'm sorry it's been so long

If this movie had have been made then, how come the princess would have been portrayed?

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As a CGI improv show
Or more likely not at all

Gaston didn't die?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZG2e2EhvU7U

Did he? I thought he just fell off the castle...it's been a while

That's rough, I can picture that kind of behavior with an overweight mutt guy in a dirty t-shirt but kids don't mean anything, they just want to hug the cartoon characters theyblike

Typical Disney villain death by falling. It would've been more obvious if they kept his original fate where the fall merely breaks his legs, but leaves him to be killed by the wolves in the forest.

I don't think that movie had a princess. The giant is just a little girl

this elsa looks off
>to weird for a 24 year old dude to go around asking for selfies with all the princesses.
ive literally done that but instead of selfies pics with my camera
is this all the same girl

>It would've been more obvious if they kept his original fate where the fall merely breaks his legs, but leaves him to be killed by the wolves in the forest.
Source? That's pretty brutal, but I suppose it beats blowing your own head off with a firework mortar

Dilate/have kids.

>too weird for an ugly 24 year old dude to go around asking for selfies with all the princesses.

Hell naw. Just don't be utterly autistic.

fuck off incel

Trying to find something concrete that doesn't have the looks of a random clickbait article, but it's from interviews with the writing staff. His original death was deemed too dark (and wound up being used for The Lion King instead). Additionally, another early draft had Gaston pulling a Joker and laughing like a madman as he fell to his death.

So, if someone wanted to successfulyl hide away in a Disney park overnight without getting caught, how would one best execute this plan? I'm aware the park comes alive in a completely different but no less active way at night, when maintenance crews get to work.

its totally normal to crush on random non character cms you find on insta right guys?

No, there's more clips of her online that I based it off. Besides, Daisy is really not that good an actor.

I honestly never thoughtI miss the good ol' days where people were just lazy 250 pounders who got their doctor to get them a handicap note so they didn't have to be on their feet.

Now it's literally people who are too large for the carts that they hang off the sides, drive STRAIGHT down the middle of the fucking walkways, and honk their horn non-stop.

I honestly got a little spooked when I saw that last time, The guy was whipping around and dancing and sounded EXACTLY like jack and it freaked me out I can't believe some people can be so talented. Dude was wicked tall and lanky too, and one lady was kind of flirting with him and asked if he was on stilts, so he pulled his pant leg up and broke character a lil' to prove that he was just like 6'5 and ridiculously skinny.

Do the girls keep their real hair super short or do they tuck it under the wig?

That's their real hair

its not

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I thought most characters were played by college kids but not this one apparently.

They put in a super tight bun
source: work with theater groups

Steps:
>1) pay $200 to make custom lightsaber, don't chose red
>2) pay $100 to make droid, make clone of BB-8
>3) go up to Rey and call her a "Mary Sue", this is a classic Neg. A neg is when you insult the girl you’re interested in as a way of knocking down her self-esteem. Then she’ll feel the need to win your approval so that she can feel good about herself again.
>4) Now let her challenge you to a lightsaber duel, and let her win
>5) compliment her droid and note how similar yours is to hers
>6) at this point she will be so into you that she will want to LARP long distance force sex with you
Congrats my man, you did it!

underrated girl

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hairy arms

Only one way to be sure

>Elena
Literally who? Cute though.

mexican disney channel princess en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_of_Avalor

What unholy autism haunts this thread

TV's latina princess that Disney is trying to bury by not releasing any new cartoons from her series.

There are CIWS and jets protecting it?

Fat arms but 10/10 face

I once almost had sex with a disney cast member
>but then I woke up

Dream sex is weird anyway, it's all floaty and fluids don't behave as they should

How come Yea Forums still talks about Sofia but never mentions her show?

Even the Lion Guard is getting threads

>"Let's see your curriculum, hmmm... 2 years as a mascot in Disney?
Dude that job is HARD AS FUCK to get you retard. Most of the actors are either out of college or already professionals. The auditions are hard as fuck to get through. Last I heard it was like 1 per 1000 actually gets the job.
>the actors get mad good pay with benifits
>disney actually pays for their housing

That's because Lion Guard has one dedicated autists starting threads, but Sofia does not

I highly doubt they pay for the housing

Its Disney, mate. They're not the same company they were ten or twenty years ago, let alone when Walt was around, but one of Walt's aspects is still around: go above and beyond with everything they do. Its sort of had a compounding effect: they go above and beyond, make mad dosh because it is unlike anything anyone's ever seen, which gives em more money to go above and beyond.

>"Dude that job is HARD AS FUCK to get you retard"
You think the manager of a company who has nothing to do with Disney cares? Anyway, good thing if they pay them enough

they make all the college program people pay for the own housing
>to go above and beyond
they dont do this with cast members

>You think the manager of a company who has nothing to do with Disney cares?
It's not like these actors are applying to IT or retail positions. The manager for wherever they're going most likely does care.

My cousins wife was the Cinderella. Very beautiful lady. She got pregnant and they gave her a temporary job as a park valet because they can’t have a pregnant princess.
Apparently Carrie Fisher was a cunt and blew cigarette smoke in her face while she was pregnant.
She also met Hugh Hefner, and he was a sweetheart and filled her hospital room full of stuff to help take care of her newborn baby and even gave her a bunch of money for the kid to go to college.
Goes to show you not to judge a book by its cover.

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ok is she single?

This but the little boy is doing it

I think if I lived at the park and performed as a princess all day I'd quickly lose grip on reality

they get breaks like every hour
why was hugh in her hospital room ?

You niggas are retarded

The Minnie at Disneyland Florida tried to get me to steal my parents credit card and fly out to Florida to live with her and her mother when she was a full decade older then me. She had DDD and her mother was in full grandpa joe mode.

Reading comprehension is a foreign concept once your dick takes over

He wasn’t in her room, he was at the park and she was his guide. He got her name from her employer and sent gifts when she was at the hospital as thanks

Makes sense, Hugh is a businessman with decades of experience socializing with people and is wealthy enough to show off. Carrie Fisher was a coke addicted diva

And yet they're both dead all the same.

>girl

You want to know a dirty cast member secret? We hate handicapped families. We hate your guts.

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por que

"May the Force be with you" if I'm reading her lips right.

I used to fuck Tinkerbell when i was in high school

Story?

yeah they seem annoying to deal with, anything in particular?

Don't tell lies

Don't talk bollocks

Isn't that the same for pretty much everyone? Handicap families are sickening. It's just people losing the genetic lottery and the only way they can cope with having their tainted genes is to show off their failed abortion to the world to ruin everyone elses good time. I learned very young to fear the handicapped. My mother worked in a nursing home for handicapped adults as a tard wrangler. She once took me to one of their outings as they needed all hands on deck to wrangle the shortbus. They rented out an indoor pool for a few hours for the tards to splash around in. One of them shit themselves in an adult diaper, proceeded to take it off, and eat his own shit before flinging the diaper at another tard, who freaked the fuck out and caused a mass panic of tards. It was one of the most scarring childhood experiences of my life. My aunt was also cucked in to taking care of a tard child from another marriage. She abused that tard. Once she took me and my cousin to wendys and we thought it was just me, cousin, and aunt. But then we go in, eat, and get ready to go back to her house and out of fucking nowhere the tard pops up in the back seat and scared me and him to fucking death. Mainly because she had a hole in her throat that had a plastic cylinder attached to it that caught all of her throat mucus and it was fucking disgusting and made this horrid sound whenever she'd breathe.

It's the extreme or impossible entitlement of the disabled person's relatives. We bend over backwards more than anyone else and it'll never be enough. It sickens me whenever I see another cast member being guilt tripped or threatened by these people for special treatment. The worst is when things go wrong and they start turning on each other. Comparing disabilities like it's a fucking stat that makes them more deserving. Crabs in a goddamn bucket.

Seems like that has less to do with the disabled person themselves and more to do with their families using them as an excuse to be horrible. And also to get onto rides ahead of everyone else, I'm guessing.

Is it true that the cast members who play Mickey Mouse himself are given an unknown cocktail of drugs?

>Just wanna go home
Your greentext was cute and bittersweet, but this line killed me

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the girl that played Elsa gave me her number but I was on vacation with family so I couldn't do anything with it

My dad works for Sega

That explains the unemployment checks

Reminds me of that one user who had a super flirty encounter with a Tinkerbell.

So do Wal-Mart workers

Wal-Mart workers are a slave stock who have nothing but resentment left in their hearts regardless of anything and you know this

Based Heff
F

Ask Drake Bell.

Post stories about gay stuff that happened to you with cast members

I'm a support worker and i've worked with some tards, the worst ones are the ones that are self aware enough that they take advantage of people. Like one downie that we had to take to the pool every other week, the life guards would tell him not to run but he'd just go DUHHHHHH and know they couldn't do shit to him. I can't imagine what they get away with at disney parks.

Saw a Belle smack the butts of small girls a while ago

My brother has autism and desu most people in the parks have been fine and understanding. Once and awhile CMs will be shitty or be unnecessarily anal about shit. Tbh the people who hired out people with disabilities to cut lines ruined it for everyone else and made everything a lot more convoluted. It's funny because the people who come off as most resentful are the same ones that'd be complaining if we were in line with everyone else too. As if all the families with screaming kids, cringy neckbeards, and fat trailer trash aren't obnoxious as fuck.

You and your family are unempathetic pieces of shit.

Imagine being a shitty Disney cast member making minimum wage and feeling superior over anyone lmao. It's really funny to see cunts like you get bent out of shape over the most minor of requests. The nice thing is there are plenty of people working the park who are based and not resentful little fucks like you who go onto a samoan woodworking forum to lament having to come an ounce of empathy :^)

If you weren't able to redirect his behavior as a typicaly functioning adult that kind of makes you a little bitch or at least shit at your job lol

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>seething
>thinking unempathetic is a word

Everybody thinks your brother is a drain on humanity and the best thing he could do is step infront of a train.

>merriam-webster.com/dictionary/unemphatic

lmao stay mad incel

have sex

Explain Kylo Ren then smartass...

Nah there are plenty of people who are cool and understanding. Not everyone's a seething incel like you who gets a power trip over feeling superior over someone with disabilities. Like how much of a pathetic piece of shit do you have to be?

I have sex with an ex repunzle on a regular basis. AMA.

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How kino are her feet?

Nope, behind the facade they all hate your brother. He is a drain and would be better off dead.

>bitter faggot tries to project and pretend everyone else in the world is as shit as he is

Many such cases

Pretty good. She fat now so it's pretty cankle. The toes themselves are high tier but the soles are fucked from Irish dancing.

Keep lying to yourself at night mate, its cruel your parents allowed that potato to live.

>but the soles are fucked from Irish dancing.

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You know the funny thing? He may have a developmental disability but girls check him out all the time because he's 6 foot and good looking.

Have you ever experienced that, user? A girl thinking you're attractive?

Oh man, this "brother" is you isn't it? Hahah nice fanfic man, it must hurt to know nobody can stand your presence.

She also has a tilted pelvis so doggy style is painful. I swear to God if I didn't know her from when we were children I wouldn't mess with her but she also feeds me drugs and lets me suck on her tits till the sun comes up so I cope.

Gylo Gren is the best part of Nu wars debate me.

I know he does, but retail is not related to playing Mickey

Try to deal with tards you faggot

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Yeah bro I just spent 4 replies making up an imaginary brother with disabilities.

I actually have worked and volunteered with people who have disabilities and medical complications. It's challenging but actually not that bad. Maybe you just suck, user.

you should probably just stop replying, it's not worth it. I used to work with autists and I was fond of some and disliked others, same as with regular people.

>"Maybe you just stuck, user"
I don't know, I'm not the one who's shitting himself, I can take a shit in the restroom and clean myself, government won't have to sustain me after my parents are dead, I won't live off your tax money
I can get a job and be a productive member of society, I can have a family, why am I the problem here?

Has anyone seen Aladdin's Exception in action?

You suck because you can't get over yourself and never developed a sense of empathy and capacity to care for and take care of people who need it effectively. You have the capability to help people, but just end up a bitter fuck. You're just a seething cunt. Also all of this shit is also assuming you don't get some sort of brain injury or debilitating illness. Because the flipside would have you shitting yourself and the government having to pay for you. And then for your sake I hope people taking care of you then are more compassionate towards you than you are to other people.

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You're lineage is polluting the genepool

You are definitely a woman, hear me out baby, if I ever get injured I have my medical care that I earned with my work, the only possibility of being "handicapped" is when I get older, but even as an old man I will still have more brain cells than a yard and you can be sure I won't randomly scream my lungs out like those fuckers do. I may be crapping myself at that age but the nurses would have to cope with it since they would be helping a once productive man in his last days, unlike tards, who are and never will be productive and they start coping with him since childhood, just flushing my tax money down the toilet. These people are a waste of time and resources, and that's the reality, there's nothing your beautiful maternal instincts can do

ayy get a load of Tardzan, Lord of the Auts over here

>Rapunzel with a pot belly and chunky thighs
HNNNNG

This is embarrassing to read

My god, if they have a Loki actor walking around, the poor bastard is going to get dragged behind a booth and raped.

>and don't know what I would do if I ever had the misfortune of bumping into a Belle while on vacation again,
Try to forgive her. It's the only way to move on.

>"it wont be bad because I will have worked"

Lmao you sound like some shitty boomer who really thinks he went through life pulling himself up by his bootstraps with zero help from anyone. The mental gymnastics you're performing just so you can deny the fact that you could ever be in a position of helplessness is really something. The idea that you're somehow more entitled to assistance than other people just because you didnt need as much help is a perfect example of why you're such a cunt. Have fun dying alone, incel

He said on a Disney Parks thread where grown men lament and masturbate over women dressed as cartoon characters

Dr Doom drew over my Mickey Mouse signature in my book when I was 6.

I have vowed revenge for when I go back with my kids.

>things that didn't happen

Please be real.

Just because your tard had to live off welfare doesn't mean the rest of us did

I wonder if Tiana actresses are constantly told to get back to the kitchen

I went to Disney a long time ago. I must have been around 6 or 7. One of the only things I remember from that trip was Minnie Mouse hitting on my dad.

Well all the Florida people are Florida people so I avoid them.

The Disneyland crew is all really lazy in my experience. Not really worth it. No passion.

Just lawsuits. Frivolous ones at that.

She doesn't even look like Alice.

Jeanine is a cunt.

>It's been 20 years since that and I'm still very much angry about it
Jesus Christ

god your family are fuckin nerds

Elaborate

Just stay fit and cake makeup on your face and I’m sure you’ll do good user

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Quality post
T dated a cast member in California

I’d rather people like that live on welfare than some lazy trailer trash that could get employment but don’t to be honest with you family

Underrated post.
I still hate all the Star Wars fans who idolize Carrie. She was a drugged up jerk most of the time.

>backstage
>"did you see this really creepy guy going around all by himself trying to take pictures with all the other princesses?"
>"yeah, what a creep. guy's probably a pervert and child molester. gross! what kind of loser goes to disneyland just to creep on people?"
>laughing girls.png

Well for everything at epcot, they hire people of the specified ethnicity with the right knowledge to speak the language of whatever area it is.

Same to you incel. The nice thing is you won’t go on to reproduce.

One time me and my family were about to go on the Tower of Terror.

My sister was too wimpy to get on, so she stayed behind while the rest of us went on the ride.

Mom asks the attendant where we can meet up with her when we got back.

The attendant, without skipping a beat, says "IF you get back".

I immediately got three times more excited to go on the ride.

Top kek, when women are sorrounded with the truth they can't help but name call and implying.
>"O-Ok but you're a meanie, you could be that way too!"
Enjoy the smell of tard shit.

Is the tower of terror actually scary? Like how big are the drops anyway?

The fear factor is most likely due to the random nature of the drops mixed with having most of them done in the dark. If anything, it always felt like a bungee feeling than a legit drop. The only constants on each drop pattern are:
-One fake drop designed to startle guests
-One complete drop from the top of the ride shaft to the bottom (about 13 stories).

kek

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reminds me of that one gaston guy that whent out of his way to hang out with a little girl dressed as belle. he even remembered her the following year

No one dies like Gaston
Sparks goodbyes like Gaston
Sends the chunks of his brain to the skies like Gaston

youtube.com/watch?v=2ERtWwCflpg
found it

tower of terror cms are based
>go on ride the day after ronda rousey gets knocked out
>cm says your all about to fall faster then ronda rouseys diginity

It's really not scary, but the atmosphere of the ride is amazing.

Gaston mogged me but then gave me a pat on the back and said one day my gains might be half as glorious as his

pretty based desu

>tfw meet her and she flirted with me

gotta get your money's worth

Greentexting some of what I know from my sister's time as a college program kid at Disney World

>Most of the cartoon characters (ie. Mickey, Minnie, Donald, etc) are tiny, short girls. The notable exception is Goofy, who is often played by a someone tall, as Goofy is notably taller than the other cartoon characters
>The outfits are quite hot, but not necessarily heavy. During parades, it is not uncommon for a lot of the characters to faint upon arrival backstage
>Meet-and-greet cartoon characters will usually have an innocuous physical signal that signals that the person inside is too hot and that it's time to go backstage. A common one is putting one hand on the eye.

I was on the dcp at the time so I got in free but yeah I wont forget that anytime soon
Im not a smoll girl but i can confirm the first line

lmao
or if your hands are all sticky from a candy or other fair food they have. Though she should have been a nicer, I think her being so condescending is what is upsetting him, if she had just said something like "oh! how about I hold onto your arm instead!" It would have come off much friendlier.

I wonder how mant 9 year olds try and grab the princesses' asses on a daily basis over there.

I'm suddenly reminded of some AFV clip of a kid trying to give lip kisses to various princesses.

what happened? I can see why she'd do something like that to an adult, and even if a dude did grope her, these park threads have told me security is on the princesses at all times so good luck trying without being thrown out and banned from all parks.

This was early in the Bergeron/Trace Beaulieu run IIRC. A little boy (looked about 4-5) poses for some princess photos w/ his sister, only to try to slip in a kiss on the princess each time. I think it got especially bad with Belle; she had to guide his head out of the way so she could give a cheek kiss, only for him to repeatedly wiggle free for a kiss on the lips.

How do I seduce a Mickey actress and get inside her monopolizing pussy?

Are you sure you want to do that?

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Mating pressing Mickey Mouse is the greatest possible power move the modern man could make, user. I'm going balls deep in her womanhood. My sperm will be streaming on Disney+. Her assets will be the dowry. I will inherit all media in the world. To make Mickey Mouse cum and moan your name is to have yourself pronounced a god.

Nothing happened. He was called cute and funny on national TV, because little boys are taught early that womens' bodies are their property.

I think he also won his family the $10,000 for that stunt.

>because little boys are taught early that womens' bodies are their property.
Based. Wish more kids were taught that.

this is some comment

move to the third world and you can experience your dream.

Had to suck snow white's dick once.

Which Rey is this? Is there a sound-version of this clip, or of her?

Naw I'm content pumping and dumping dumb slampigs where I am.

This is true, but we do hate cripples always demanding motorized cars so they can block people's way

Hi, ho

stop being a little bitch and grow a set of stones you fucking incel.

heheehehehehheheh

I one time was invited to spend the day with prince charming.

Turned out he wasn't someone that worked at disney.

Sorry...had a mini-heart attack.

What.

Only been to Disney World twice but all my encounters were 100% positive.
When I went with my family, I got a picture with a bunch of cast members.
When I went with my marching band, they were all super chill but still didn't break character.
10/10, professional actor quality.

One of the villains turned to me and said "PENIS" louder than wisdom would permit, and followed it up with the "If you tell anyone, no one will believe you" meme. Character redacted just in case, don't want to get them in trouble..

based if real

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>move away
The absolute chad

Is it autism if I purposely avoid meeting with these mascots/actors? I remember one time I went to Disneyland with my JROTC class when I was in high-school and my punk friends all started fucking with this Goofey, but I started jogging away when they tried egging me to shove my hand under his mask.

thats called not being an asshole and is normal

Your "friends" will get what's coming to them

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>implying "those girls are pretty" is as cringey as "my retarded brother is like six foot 7 and gets loads of pussy honestly he's such a handsome badass unlike you lol j-jealous??"

>faggot with no skills who doesn't believe in hard work is entitled
Imagine

See I'm learning not to let this bother me since the vast majority of girls who think like that put all their chips on their appearance and then lose their fucking minds once their looks start to fade.

Like imagine experiencing that crisis of "I'm not a kid anymore and things aren't gonna be handed to me and I can never go back" in middle age instead of adolescence.

Nah, more exhilarating. It's the kind of scary where you shriek and then immediately start laughing your ass off.

>t. raped by a toddler

Disney's not THAT accepting

just don't meet the characters. they're not neccessary. also, you post on Yea Forums it can't get worse.

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>in line to meet stitch with sister
>in front of us in an elderly vietnam vet in a rascal
>line finally moves from baking in the sun to being inside the ship where stitch is
>stitch's head 180's at mydirection
>"oh fuck"
>he scampers with his furry clown shoe feet at us in line
>sweating bullets
>stops at the Vietnam vet instead
>starts ringing his rascal bell and squeezing his brake
>"oh fuck"
>moment of silence
>everyone even the vietnam vet burst out laughing

the fucking balls on stitch man...

Redemption arc and you marry a Belle cast member.

One time I met Merida and I was her hype man to get her to challenge Robin Hood for an archery competition. I even helped her set wagers. If she won, she'd get Rob's hat. If he won, she'd have to make him the cakes from her film. It was fun.

I'm a character captain at the Magic Kingdom, AMA.

What does a character captain do?

I oversee the various character meet and greets in a given are of that day, Make sure they run smoothly, everyone gets on and off set on time, report incidents, costuming issues, etc.

MADLAD

Well, one of them was my friend throughout the 90’s, and she sang at my wedding.

Any characters you wish Disney would have meet and greet more often?

Oh a ton. Disney World has way less interesting characters than Disneyland. Moana doesn't have a regular meet and greet even.

Oh a ton. Disney World has way less interesting characters than Disneyland. They don't even have a regular Moana meet and greet.

Fun Fact: You've never met the same CM in a Mikey costume twice. Once they get back stage they are silently executed and the bodies are taken to Discovery Island in the middle of the night on the last ferry ride to Fort Wilderness.

>go through rigorous lifestyle and jump through hundreds of hoops
>finally casted as princess
>nobody gives a fuck
ouchie

Dude my class did the same with another mascot.
>elementary school having a carnival type day
>local college mascot comes and visit
>class started swarming him and trying to take off the costume
>’THERE’S THE ZIPPER’
>teacher stops us from doing any more damage

this is a serial killer documentary in the making lmao i love it

(Character Captain user here) Aurora is actually pretty popular. She pulls long lines everyday. It's likely that she had just finished with the group she as with, and is just waiting for Cindy to finish, so that group can move onto her. The second character at a two character meet and greet usually works faster for better flow.

TL;DR: Don't be sad, that's normal.

Damn, that's a good Merida.
We have a Scottish guy who does dialect training for the Meridas. He's a manager at Epcot too. he's nice.
Not for the performers. They never ask your background. The only exception being Elena. The performers have to know basic Spanish to play her.

Damn stuff like that sounds super fun, my charisma level is -10 tho I could never roleplay that long

Who hasn't, am I right guys?

I used to be in watercraft, anything you guys wanna know?

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Delightful. But given the cost of admission it better fucking be.

Are you fucking retarded. Do you know how to read?

While it's true that the job is hard as fuck to get, the pay isn't THAT great, and Disney does NOT pay for their housing. That's a total myth.

God damn, how is it even possible to be that cute?

>20 years since that happened
>The kid who experienced that is 29 now
>The Belle character was probably some college student when that happened
>Give or take, she'd be in her 40's now
>A 40 year old woman who somehow got into Yea Forums and who convenietly hangs around Yea Forums and saw this thread

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a-are they allowed to t-take the c-costumes home?

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This reminds me of when I DMed my old middle school bully who sexually teased me. A week ago I finally let her have a piece of my mind and turns out she doesn’t remember doing it and she says she never liked me. I feel so fucking disappointed and creepy. I’m never gonna have a fucking girlfriend. Anyone wanna see screnshots of our convo? Its so embarrassing....

Wait really?
>get called on using unempathetic
>define unemphatic

No, you sick fuck.

"The Disneyland Killer"

t. Gigachad

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What was it like? What would you say was your best experience while there?

Yes. I love some cringe.

Yeah she's Mexican

>get sexually bullied
>call the bitch out later
>she says she doesn't remember doing it
How do you come out of this situation feeling like a loser? Did you expect her to reveal she was a tsundere this whole time and not just a crazy bitch? I'm just struggling to understand this storyline, not to derail the thread but please elaborate.

Former Security here, ask away

How many people have you had to kick for creeping on the cast

Do you still enjoy meeting characters or nah?

Hot

they must be masters of de-escalating sexual dialogue, because otherwise 12-year-olds wouldn't even be allowed in.

pretty sure I hit on both Alice and Minnie when I was that age. in Alice's case I think she just played way-too-innocent and I wasn't smart enough to improv my way back to interesting territory. in Minnie's case she just mimed an aw-shucks and talked to the next kid because of course there's a line.

was just thinking, what is a cast member's goal during a meet-and-greet? it's gotta be just to leave them with a good photo and to say "I talked to ___" when they get home. So they must be good at both inviting, quickly engaging, and dismissing guests.

also because I was 12 might have to do with why I don't remember meeting any male cast members

From my experience blood still flows normally

Non entertainment CMs need love too
Who is best park gf, and why is it jungle cruise?

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What about the physicaly handicaped.

Just because you can fuck your brother's ass and he's too nonverbal to tattle doesn't mean anyone else likes him, user.

Plenty of personal agency with little managerial oversight. It's just you, the boat and the guests most of time. A smooth docking will get you plenty of praise from older people. Schedules are solid. People tend to respect you more than most cast members. It's great if you like working outdoors and aren't too squeamish about extreme weather. Plus you get to use pontoon and trophy boats to get around.

Best part of the job was coming into dry dock at the end of the night away from all the phony bullshit. Surrounded by nature, listening to your own music, just cruising down a dark canal and looking at the stars.

Damn, I'd pay good money to fuck her.

Former CM hate. This person lies. We do not hat handicapped families. Believe it or not most CM's are sincere people who feel genuine emotions when we think about Walt.

And it's the fatties we hate. AND THE FUCKING BRAZILIAN TOUR GROUPS WILL YOU 45 SPOILED TEENAGE PRINCESSES PLEASE STOP FUCKING SINGING IN UNISON EVERYWHERE YOU GO?

It's the Norway girls from epcot

Top right girl is cute as fuck.

>my sister loves Disney
>went to Disneyworld a few times when I was little
>never liked it because I hate rides
>it was also hot and I was a fat kid
>now there's Star Wars land
>will definitely go now because of that
>also heard the food is good so I don't remember
How worth it is Star Wars land? Is building your own lightsaber cool? I saw Rocco from Mega64's vlog about it and it looked cool, but I'm sure lines are super fucking long.

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I wish I knew why kids do this. I think it's partially a superiority thing. I used to dress up as different characters for events and you'd always get those kids.

Lines were long before they switched to a reservation system. The experience is indeed memorable, but many agree that it's not worth the $200 pricetag.

There's also another issue in that there's no signage for the place. Unless you know where to go or have a map on hand, you could walk past this place without even realizing it. I remember that being one of the main issues cropping up during the opening weekend.

Oh, I had a fun experience with a Tower of Terror cm.
Right before the ride was about to start, he turned around and says
>If any of you have questions, please feel free to- oh, it's too late now.
Once the ride was over, he came back and started counting all the passengers.

That Stephen Hawking mf looks bae

>The experience is indeed memorable, but many agree that it's not worth the $200 pricetag.
Part of me thinks it's cool to build my own lightsaber and go on the Millennium Falcon, but yeah. $200 is steep.

i want to pump and dump disney fangirls

>samefagging to make yourself look not cucked

lol

I'm employed and have a great job. I'm not the one who thinks being able to work entitles them to better treatment in society than people who need a little more assistance, faggot.

>projecting your gay rape fantasies onto other people

I feel like there are more healthy and constructive outlets than doing this, user. Go have a wank or something.

do you think the princesses kiss each other in the dressing rooms haha

What irks me more is that the $200 is just bare minimum. With sales tax, it came out to $215, plus it's more cash down the drain if you want another crystal or even a belt clip. But that's just pointless specifics from this end.

How much is it to build a Lightsaber? Is it $200? I thought it was like $100?

$200 (not including sales tax) gets you the Build-a-Saber experience. That gets you the blade, the grip (you chose the design), a carrying sleeve, and a kyber crystal of your choice (red, blue, green, or violet). The blade is removable if you want to just walk around with just the grip, and the crystals are easily swappable (the crystals determine the color of the blade). The aforementioned accessories (belt clip, other kyber crystals including yellow and white) are sold in Dok Ondar's at a separate price, along with the Legacy Sabers (character saber replicas sold for...I forget, somewhere in the $100-150 range).

That sounds relaxing as fuck. Like coming home from a party that lasts all day. What would you say was your worst experience?

top
haunted mansion jungle cruise tower of tower test track dinoland
bottom
pirates misson space frontierland norway and amercian adventure?

some parents just kiss their kids on the lips just as a not brain damaged person would kiss another on the cheeks, so maybe he thought it was normal and the princesses were being divas.

I'm sure at least some of them do

Haunted Mansion are my favorite CMs to see because they look depressed and dead on purpose. Tomorrowland has the coolest uniforms though.

Those people are disabled. There's a difference between handicapped and disabled. Ain't nothin wrong with disabled people unless their disability is being so fat they need a rascal to walk.

This gave me a mighty kek.

Dude, my fucking grandparents would always go to Disney without me and brag about the good time they had every year. They promised to take me and never ended up doing it.

I'm 33 and I went to disney and had a blast and did a drink around the world. Stop a dumbass, there's more shit for adults than kids.

I want a pic

damn. now i'm proud of myself, all i did when my local sports mascot visited my school, was when my jock brother got a picture with him, I photobombed them with bunny-ears.

if we'd tried to strip the costume off, I'd be suppressing that memory now, knowing there was probably some college theater major in that suit just trying to get ramen money.

dont do drugs

Condom, or cream pie?

"meet me at the cantina"

>To make Mickey Mouse cum and moan your name is to have yourself pronounced a god.

closest you'll ever get to fucking cuntboi Mickey is probably Melissa Villaseñor
youtube.com/watch?v=VvXKY4slKEg
>THE THINGS I'D DO TO YOU HAHA

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8/10
You are a nice person.

It was Dr. Facilier, wasn't it

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i have no idea what you're trying to convey.

probably the last part of this post:
>Nothing happened. He was called cute and funny on national TV, because little boys are taught early that womens' bodies are their property.

at least we can look forward to that kid being beaten up by a strip club bouncer one day.

Remember, what sickens you in others sickens you in yourself.

Short answer: a lot

In reality, Disney or OCSO gives them a slap on the wrist and tells them to leave for the day. The guys usually like to creep on the kids though rather than the cast members, ESPECIALLY when the middle school cheerleaders show up.

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i wouldn't be surprised if they scripted this

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there's got to be someone who's been banned for life.

any stories of that?

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>Reminds me of the Jack Sparrow actor who also got harassed.
Please share

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Three words you never want to have to say to your passengers.

Brace for impact!

are the things they added into the Hunted Mansion namely the live actors permanent or was just for the 50th anniversary?

The past couple of days I keep seeing this image and it enrages me every time. From the fatass mom in the background, the growing fat child, the butt ugly Aurora, but most of the all grown ass fucking adult wearing Minnie Mouse ears looking like she's having the time of her fucking life hanging around a hideous adult dressed as a fucking cartoon character. I always see those fucking Disney World ads "the world tells you to grow up but here you never have to" that are clearly aimed at adult children like the woman in the OP. There's no fucking dignity at all to this woman and I hope she her plane crashed on the way back home. This infatilization of adults is exactly why we're being flooded by stupid console war bullshit about the fucking rights to Spider-Man. Who the fuck gives a shit about a massive multi-billion dollar conglomerate losing a character to another massive billion dollar conglomerate. There's so much fucking shit going wrong in the world, but sure let's keep drinking the fucking Kool-Aid and cheering on the capitalism that is destroying the world. Never mind all of the child sex offenders, rapists, and murderers running these businesses, keep spending hundreds of dollars to hang out with sluts in a dress and your live-action saturday morning cartoons.

Alright, i'll confess.
One of my wet dreams is going to Disneyworld with a cosplay or suit and act like the character i'm dressed as.
I'm been planing to be
>a Looney Tunes Character
>A Inkling or The Squid Sisters
>Pop Team Epic
>Deadpool
How the cast members react to it?

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Based

You must be fun at parties.

"Now, Mr. Mouse it says you're looking to divoce your wife because she is extremely silly?"
"No, I said it's because she is fucking Goofy!"

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Wow,what a completely funny and original joke. Very cool.

at Disney parks you are not allowed to dress as a Disney character, because that means people might impersonate a cast member and cause bad brand experiences all over the place. People go in secret costumes that barely slightly suggest the character instead. there's a name for it.

I don't know if the rule applies to non-Disney properties.

>AAAAAAAH!
>what is it, Aurora?
>GOD DARN IT, MOANA KISSED ME AGAIN
>Oh, she must be pretty horny
>yeah, what a bitch

Thanks, my grandmother tells me I am a funny person and a nice boy. I am glad that you think I am very cool, I also think you are very cool.

I know there a rule that you can't cosplay as Disney characters in their parks don't know about character not related to Disney.

I cringed harder than I have in years.

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>there's a name for it.
Disneybound

one of these days some writer's gonna have the balls to reference that joke. but, like, obliquely.

"Aw, Mick, you don't have to worry about Minnie! Why, she'd have to be totally insane to step out on you! She'd have to be completely bonkers! Quite disturbed! Very loony!"

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>I don't know if the rule applies to non-Disney properties.
And that's all i need to spread the evil, thanks

The mainstream media is saturated with news of proxy wars, child prostitution rings, and ecological catastrophe and you're upset that people spend a fraction of their day looking for something simple in their lives? If anything, I think people focus too much on horrible things they can't control instead of meaningful things they can do to make a difference.

Knowing about how bad the world is doesn't make you a better person nor does it make even the tiniest difference in the grand scheme of things. Looking to something simple and innocent in order to ground ourselves and gain a momentary sense of direction and moral purpose, even if it's something as small as "be nice to your neighbour," matters more than obsessing over millionth detail of the Epstein investigation or the Yemeni genocide. It's important to be aware, but the only thing that matters is if we're motivated to act better in our day to day lives.

I know it's a glorified bait post but I have more respect for a glorified manchild who is polite to others "because that's what Spider-Man would do" than anyone who seriously has the same attitude as that post.

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>dressed as Quicksilver in his casual outfit a few years ago
>no one recognized me
>because Disney never uses Quicksilver in anything after they killed him off
>will never do anything with him even though they got the rights back

haha fuck

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Seeing the Judy Hopps Mascot character felt pretty fucking weird. Because I'm pretty sure they're just furries who happened to have the actual officially made costumes. Don't know about you guys but seeing them in action gave me that very impression. But big props for the actors under the suits for making them feel lively at least.

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Yeah man anyone who ever wore a mascot/character costume is definitely a furry.

Get off the fucking internet.

No

Thanks for the compliment, I am. I can tell you don't to very many though. My apologies. Maybe someday someone will invite you as a cruel prank or out of pity. If you get invited out of pity, be sure to keep your mouth shut and get some pity sex out of that nice, awkward girl who thinks you're a retard. Unless of course you're an uggo, in which case you should consider wearing a mask.

God I want to fuck one of those cute Tower of Terror bellhop boys in uniform after hours and we can tell our child they were conceived in front of the fireplace

such a sad boy

gooby pls

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>Sell costume pieces in GE
>Can't wear them in the parks
>Turns out this shit is rarely enforced.

Wait really?

Fags like you only create aids, not children
>Dolan comics
That meme was hilarious, it's too bad it's sort of died

I've heard the stories, and I've firsthand experience myself. They've been letting this shit slide as far as GE is concerned.

whatchoo talkin' 'bout, willis? Planet Dolan is still going full blast.
youtube.com/watch?v=SHTyTY7bV44

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Oh man I forgot about that channel. Shima's such a cutie.

Yea Forums has more women than almost any board on Yea Forums

>Yea Forums has more women than almost any board on Yea Forums

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I'm well aware of this, but I'm still betting on a lot of em being fags in drag.

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who even watches that channel anyway?

every few years I find it and watch about 20 minutes worth of it and I'm like "cool" and never think about it again for a few years.

I think it's trying to be Strong Bad Emails but it's just not capturing that same magic.

It's weird they even made the rule in the beginning. Like there aren't any Jedi walking around besides Rey, and she's extremely distinctive. I could see them saying you can't dress like her but no one should care if you wear a park robe.

I did the college program this past summer AMA

Vader told me I was wasting his time when I asked if he preferred the blue or green alien milk. Chewey hugged me and it was honestly pretty great despite it essentially being a hug from a guy in a coarse fursuit.

Wasn't there a scandal like 10 years ago when they had a (simulated) orgy in costumes and the tape leaked out

You have to be 18 to post here

This.
Universal doesn't give a fuck because anyone who works in Hogsmede is wandering around clearly working, while anyone wearing the souvenir robes has a pair of New Balances and a mister bottle and is sipping on a Butterbeer as they get in line for the ride.

Disney just doesn't know what people want when it comes to Star Wars.

>tourists just needling Vader with random bullshit questions
>he needs to respond in character, even if it's just telling them to fuck off
I feel like this shit could make a pretty goddamn funny webseries

>orgy in costumes and the tape leaked out
if there were one it'd be on e621 or some shit wouldn't it? and it'd be legendary, like that one picture from the fired Disney artist where all the characters up to like 1950 were having an orgy, though it looks pretty tame by today's standards

Coming through. All aboard the autism express. Choo choo

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peak alpha male

I just didnt want any loose ends and regrets in my life. I just needed to confront her cause i just wasnt feeling mentally well at the time. It doesnt help that when it comes to women i always have the social skills of a level 99 autist

Behold. Unfiltered pure cringe gold

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Dose anyone have the pics of the the characters backstage messing around I remember one was minnie stepping out of a shower in costume

Backdoor disney (the guy who got arrested) had some unique and original photos. Check Twitter for them.

Thanks

Oh Christ that has to be miserable wearing that in Orlando

Wtf does that even mean?

I imagine a lot of CMs want a role on Tower of Terror since it lets you be kinda dickish to the guests.

Statistically speaking, a majority of people who apply to be an animal head character could probably be furries

Let me preface this by saying that this is 100% true. If anyone doesn't believe me then fuck off

So awhile back, at one of Disney's mid tier Magic Kingdom resorts, a unit was dispatched backstage by the employee restrooms for a suspicious incident. The unit arrives on scene and the cast member tells him that someone COVERED the bathroom in shit. Not just the toilet, but the walls too, which had words written in shit.

This goes on for a couple of weeks, where both the mens and womens restroom got a shitshow every week. Finally, someone walks into the bathroom and catches them in the act.

Indian guy, cast member from overseas, was trespassed from all of WDW property for life by OCSO for "creating a public health and safety hazard"

>mfw this is not the only shit related story I have

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>this is not the only shit related story I have
Go on

How do you enforce a ban for life?
Is there like some detection software they use?

I didn't see this post coming

I can't go into too much detail on specifics, but if you do a search for "police trespass warning" this is what they issue to ban people

So a wide spread version of "do not serve this man"?

Can confirm, went backstage at Norway once into the breakroom. FILLED with beautiful, authentic norwegian women

>tfw no breakroom orgy

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Pretty much, but people getting caught violating their trespass and getting arrested is quite common. It's not like they can just come back and no one notices.

youtube.com/watch?v=iJaFN2S3od8

This is what you guys are thinking about. It's not nearly as interesting as you might think. Yes, a shitload of people got in trouble for this because even something this tame isn't supposed to happen.

Well, how was it, fag?

snopes.com/fact-check/harlan-ellison/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Realist#Disneyland_Memorial_Orgy_poster

You're either mixing that up with the Ellison incident or Wally Wood's infamous "fanart" that he did for Realist magazine. Neither Wood nor Krassner (who ran the Realist) ever worked for Disney.

The only reason people still remember that specific piece of lewd fanart and not, say, the Tijuana Bibles of Donald Duck fucking random women is because Disney's lawyers were dumb enough to threaten a lawsuit against Wood. This was way before anyone understood the Streisand Effect so the situation ballooned out of control. Pic spoilered for obvious reasons, but it's "historical" enough that I think the mods won't mind.

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This guy knows what's up

>Indian
>poos all over loo

archive.org/details/D0c7lcTWoAA1meT

Not sure what the Minnie photo would be but that's not in this collection. The BackdoorDisney guy was kind of delusional to think that he was doing nothing wrong. There's even a creep shot he takes of a Goofy cast member who was taking a piss in the bathroom. None of the photos make Disney look "bad" or anything, including the photos where the CMs are clearly just messing around (like the Woody and Jesse photo). He seemed like a self-righteous asshole with no sense of responsibility.

The only other notable thing was his failed podcast where he tried to "ruin the magic" and only ran for two episodes. There's a long episode where a resort employee claims that she was sexually assaulted by her boss at the yacht and beach club (which is awful, don't get me wrong), but it was clearly an isolated incident that she didn't handle very well. There were long stretches of time where she could have reported the guy for inappropriate behavior but it's portrayed like some kind of "conspiracy" against her. It feels like this episode somehow gave him a moral justification to start doing increasingly weird shit, as if stealing a bunch of props (that people clearly worked hard on) or taking creep shots was some kind of "crusade."

>100% true
>high-effort prank involving more shit than one person can produce
>only detail revealed about the perp is the only detail important to /pol/, his race.
Da, tovarisch. did everyone clap when they caught him, too?

>How do you enforce a ban for life?
If casinos can do it to the hundreds of people who try to cheat and count cards and whatnot, then Disney can do it to people who try to fuck with their employees and parks.

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gb2r

if that's what you need to tell yourself

>I truly am not that type of person
Except you are, because you did the thing.
She can barely write out comprehensible sentences, you got molested by a fucking retard.

>more shit than one person can produce

Have you eaten Indian food?

Got hit on by Ariel, rode spinning teacups with Alice and she was all smiles. Gaston was a giant ass and he was fantastic.

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>Except you are, because you did the thing.

People change from when they're kids, or even in high school. most of us are a lot more selfish than we are in adulthood.

ALSO, people misremember things, especially from childhood. Yea Forums should know that better than anyone.

ever see the movie High Fidelity? This guy dredges up old girlfriends. He remembers himself as the good guy or the victim in every case, but when he talks with them to catch up, he finds out that things looked different on her end.

indeed, "sexually teased"? that's a vague accusation, and I wonder what it actually consisted of. Was it something where she thought she was being nice, or joking? Keep in mind that some girls who are molested when they are young, are groomed into affection-seeking habits that they don't realize they have. It's all wild-ass guessing because there were no details.

anyway, you can't expect to get closure by confronting these people. Just move forward and develop a new personality at the Minnie Mouse Institute for the Tragically Un-Hip, just dial today!

Can anybody tell me if they still bring out Robin Hood characters or if there's any Robin Hood merch? I'm going back to WDW in October after not being there for 10 years and Robin Hood is my favorite movie, I would really love to see some representation in the park

The "shit bandit" incident is a pretty common urban legend. Doesn't make it any more (or less) true/possible, but I've heard similar stories in the past.

youtube.com/watch?v=x-HDzpw6SF8

Based post, and I mean that sincerely

Wait a minute I have seen this post before

I believe it. I'm honestly surprised Indians don't get up to more weird stuff in the parks. Then again I don't see them much at all.