We always do favorite american dad jokes, but lets post some family guy jokes that are actually good.
>Well rusty, looks like we're gonna have to eat our way out of another jam.
We always do favorite american dad jokes, but lets post some family guy jokes that are actually good
Charles Howard
Bentley Rivera
I don't think Family Guy has a good track record for gags or jokes, but they're lately pretty adept at real world observations.
>Lois: Peter come to bed, I've finished my crying I have for no reason.
Parker Bennett
>Peter: Look Brian! Theres a message in my Alphabits. It says "oooooooooooo."
>Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Blake Sanders
Iraq Lobster!
Ethan Fisher
>Can I touch your boobs?
>No daddy are you sick?!
>What? It’s a different time.
>There there pumpkin. Feel better now? Come on let me touch those-
>No!
>I..I HATE THIS. I..I HATE MY LIFE.
Joseph Wright
>Liking current Family Guy
Ryan Young
>Uh... Pea.... Tear.... Gryphon.
Brandon Reed
>You're a McDonald, not a whore
Nicholas Hall
The volcano insurance salesman was great.
>"No way, that's more than I spent on all that handsome cream!"
Benjamin Long
Chase Morales
what episode?
Parker Wright
>holy crap lois it's sams undertal
Cameron Brooks
The one about Quahogs founding
Brandon Price
James Garcia
Peter to Lois:
>Oh I'm being childish? Well if I'm childish than do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and by lectured by some pervert.
Jacob Watson
>"the government is here, run E.T.!"
>E.T. runs out
Carter Reed
>KILL ME IM IN CONSTANT PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Hill
Jason Collins
>and this is put physics department
>well that explains all the gravity
Easton Long
Thank you fish
Cooper Lewis
>All right! All right! You've got three days to earn a badge.
>Three days? That's tomorrow!
I quote this pretty regularly
Easton Jackson
Brody Thomas
These so-called "good" jokes would be shitty for the Futurama revival. I'm convinced if you like Family Guy past the age of fourteen, you must be some kind of fucking idiot. Prove me wrong.
Adam Diaz
Frankly, I find this post to be shallow and pendantic.
Jose Edwards
>prove me wrong
Studies show that only idiots say shit like this
Prove me incorrect
Isaac Young
Hm, yes. Sallow and pendantic.
Grayson Carter
Family guy really does have some good ones but they're so hopelessly burried under the rest of the show. A couple I can remember off the top of my head are
>"pea... tear... griffon
And Tom Ticker faking warzone sounds
Bentley Young
Not really a joke
>Peter spazzes out in bed
>Louis checks his pulse
>Strokes his head and goes back to sleep
Zachary Jackson
Invention of singing will always be a top tier gag.
Well timed and executed. Joke makes good use of a pop culture reference without relying on it.
Charles Parker
>Yeah, yeah, Peter Griffin! Aw, crap.
Kayden White
>And boom goes the dynamite
Carson Bell
The first time I ever laughed at Family Guy was when Lois was confronting a bully's mom about him stealing Stewie's Halloween candy.
>Now go in your purse, take out 40 dollars and put it in the bag.
>U-uh... I don't have 40 dollars.
>Alright. I understand. I'll be back tomorrow for the 80 dollars.
>And I'm taking your welcome mat.
Ryder Parker
Brody Mitchell
A funny joke in one of the absolute worst episodes.
Jaxon Edwards
What's the episode?
William Ross
Seasons 1 and 2 are goldmine, and frankly feel like a different show entirely
>Peter meets the mob
>"What do you want me to do? Wack a guy, off a guy, wack off a guy? Because I'm married"
Cooper Anderson
>Our dog, Brain Griffin, is dead
Dylan Brown
Angel Ross
>You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, then do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
that's basically all of the show's humor know, basically just 'so relatable stuff. Better than the overexplained joke bit, I hate how popular that shit has become in general
Henry Jenkins
>OK, kids, I don't want anyone swimmin' in this pool unless there's a lifeguard on duty.
>*Peter laughs* "Duty."
>*Peter laughs again* "Diarrhea." Hey, Lois!
>What?
>Diarrhea!
>*Lois laughs* Peter! I'm holdin' iced tea!
Josiah Lopez
Oh yeah. I remember that.
Julian Wilson
>Oh my god! You can TALK!
Ryan Jones
I don't know, I mean Family Guy does well at quick gags, but nothing compares to anything Roger does.
The whole "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" bit was early American Dad, and that's one of the best gags they've done to date.
Brayden Perry
>President Griffin. As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of, my grammar sucks. But more importantly, we're about to commence operation bomb the crap out of your house. The guy who comes up with the names is on vacation.
Matthew Thomas
I still enjoy family guy to this date. At least it still gives me a chuckle
Christopher Mitchell
Kevin Peterson
Nathaniel Evans
The joke where Peter rants about the network and then gets a shitty walking animation afterwards because the network cut their budget was actually pretty funny. One of the few good family guy jokes .
Kayden Morgan
Saw that the other day and had a good chuckle