Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
Meanwhile at
Jordan Wilson
Wyatt Ramirez
How did i get here?
Jack Robinson
Thanks for letting us stay at your place Mr Doofendoof!
Eli Reyes
How nostalgic, I haven't gone by that in years.
Liam Ward
Is having the word evil in big letters on the side of your building really the best idea?
Levi Rogers
.... I just barely realize his building is a fucking monkey wrench.
Anthony Phillips
It is a little vague.
Juan James
Hey guys, Doof has a pool. Think he'll let us use it?
Benjamin Richardson
Doof's a multi-trillionaire now, why would he care?
Aaron Anderson
Don't mention it, I mean I have like a thousand of these buildings across the world. I'm fine with lending one of them to you guys.
Sebastian Hill
So Doof I heard you were hiring now that you are rich and all...
Ethan Bennett
Hiding in plain sight always seems to work for Luthor.
Evan Cook
Hey, who do you think is richer, Luthor or Doof (Professor Time)?
Justin Harris
Carson Sanchez
Oh yeah. Sorry guy I completely forgot this tower is owned by Perry, we better relocate to my tower in New York not to be rude.
Nathan Mitchell
Doof
You never know with him
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Jack Sanders
Luthor without a fucking doubt. Doof is wasting his time on products that WILL malfunction
Luke Sanchez
it's Ferb's head
Ian Ward
The man literally made commercial time machines, if he wanted to he can obtain all priceless artifacts in existence.
Leo Wood
So what's on the agenda this time folks
Isaac Flores
But the world Doof is in actively hates him and ensures he will fail
Jordan Jenkins
Joseph Reyes
Now but by the time he does all this he becomes a god among men
Gabriel Campbell
Has it occurred to you that Ferb's head also looks like a monkey wrench?
Ethan Taylor
>AH PERRY THE PLATYPUS. I've come to make an announcement. You remember my brother ROGER. He thinks he’s so much better than me but he’s really just a bitch-ass motherfucker. BACKSTORY TIME! It all started when I went to go visit my ex-wife to collect my alimony check, when I caught ROGER pissing on her! That's right, he took his Drusselstein fuckin dick out and he pissed on my ex-wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. Well to be fair, it WAS that big, but no one should be going around flaunting their – I’m getting off track. Anyways, I said “that's disgusting!” So I went to go make a call out post on my Twitter dot com saying his dick was not REALLY that big, but I forgot my password, so I decided to make this instead.
>BEHOLD, THE PISS-INATOR. That's right baby, he fucked my ex-wife so guess what, I'm gonna use this to fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! But you see PERRY THE PLATYPUS, I'm not gonna piss on the earth. Oh no, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOON! I don’t know why exactly, I’m quite fond of the moon, but I’m trying to make a point here! So how do you like that ROGER? I’M GONNA PISS ON THE MOON! AND THEN, you’ll have 24 hours before the droplets hit the TRI-STATE AREA. Now get out of my sight PERRY THE PLATYPUS before I piss on you too!
Brody Anderson
a platypus??
Chase Price
Angel Gray
We are all aware of the plan, then?
Dylan Morris
PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!!
John Morales
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?
Aiden Gray
Why are you guys still in Perry's building we've all already use the wormhole to go to Doof's tower in New York.
Asher Morgan
I mean it’s not like there aren’t infinite versions of the building in infinite timelines across hyperspace or anything
Jonathan Rivera
Yes but every time I go to other universe version of myself they all ways ask for money. It's very awkward.
Nathaniel Collins
bumpo
Jace Ortiz