How many kids should Peter Parker have?

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One. Mayday. Period.

He should have one with Captain Marvel

Which she will then raise with Spider-Woman

3
2 daughters and a son. the son is always a baby

Peter Parker as part of a family unit? Married? With kids?

Unpossible. How could anyone related to that? He should always be a high school kid.

One with Black Cat and another with MJ.

But most people get married.

Two with MJ Mayday and lil ben
Two with Black cat a little boy and a rambunctious girl
One with Chat
One with gwen stacy
Three with Marrow
two with laura
one with silk

and Kaine had one with Water snake

8, obviously.

One who he doesn't know about with Felicia
Two with MJ.

A secret son bastard with Black Cat that she kept from him. Then a daughter with Mary Jane that is a product of a loving marriage.

Good post, but do allow the son to grow up. Then it would be quite the Spider Brood.

Fuck you. I hate this part and anyone who will defend this. I love it when a teen hero grows up and wants to start a family. This should be Peter's greatest responsibility. Being both a husband and father. THE ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY. And if they wanted a new character to exploit, then Mayday and her siblings would fit the bill.

Merge MC-2 and RYV
Peter with Mary Jane
Mayday - 16/17
Annie-May - 10/11
Benny - 4/5

Also Normie is 22 in college and his half-black sister is 15/16 and the new Goblin.

None according to Marvel's editorial mandates

MC2 Continuity of having Mayday and Ben

and have a daughter with Felicia that Flash raises unknowingly as his own just to fuck with him for all of those years of torment

The only correct answer

Whatever you say, Jesus.

The one he had with Gwen in House of M should somehow hop over to the main timeline too. Why should Cyclops be the only one with timeline misplaced kids?

Three, Mayday, Annie and Benji

None because Editorial would just kill off the baby again.

w/ MJ? 1 daughter
w/ Felicity? 1 daughter
w/ Aunt May? Twins.
w/ Johnny Storm? 2 sons created with the help of Reed
w/ Miles? An adopted Asian daughter to prove how biracial they are
w/ JJJ? Peter is the step-dad to JJJ's kids
w/ Murdock? 0 since Murdock is ashamed of his sin

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>and have a daughter with Felicia that Flash raises unknowingly as his own just to fuck with him for all of those years of torment

Mayday and Felicity's relationship just got weirder/hotter

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>and his half-black sister is 15/16 and the new Goblin.

but stanley is a boy

I'm with you, pal. Certainly, Mayday and Annie are sisters, even if they live in different realities. However, I believe we could count either Earth-X's Venom (May) or April (May's clone).

>mom could pass as a male Goblin (initially)
>son can pass as a female Goblin

Pottery.

At least two, so that at some point he has to choose one over the other.

Peter Parker's life should always be pain.

May, Annie, and Benji

What of Ginger Benjy and Slightly Darker Hair and Eyes Mayday?

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At least 1. Even Deadpool and Eddie Brock get to have kids get Marvel won’t let Peter

Mayday, Ben and Annie.

Peter should be in a polygynous relationship with MJ, Gwen, and Felicia and constantly filling them with babies.

Real answer is Mayday, Annie, and Benji.

Mayday, then a son, who will be the next Spiderman to May’s Spidergirl/woman. Then one more son who is essentially Peter Parker without his powers but red haired like MJ, who takes over as Spiderperson photographer, and in time either becomes a villain or the head of the Bugle

Based good Catholic Murdock

This. At least 2 by MJ and one with BC. But also have Black Cats son be actually Black

Ideally, two with MJ and one bastard with Black Cat

Benjy may be dead but we'll see later this month

>8
i like you

Either Peni is a distant descendant of Peter
Or Takuya had a son and named him Peter

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Peter x MJ
>Mayday Parker and Benjamin Parker
Peter x Felicia (raised by Flash)
>Peter Thompson/Hardy
Peter x Venom
>April Parker
Peter x Silver
>Ernst Sablinova II

Yes, like 3 or 4, with Felicia.

Preferably all in a single pregnancy.

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>named black cat
>gives birth to a litter

pottery

Have Sony make a movie out of it and have them crossover in a Spiderverse movie

That would only pan out IF the success of Spider-verse would convince Marvel to actually make Miles the protege/sidekick. So it remains to be seen if Marvel will pull their head out of their ass

the stacy kids who are his who have been raised by norman secretly and may

but spiderverse just cemented that miles is a replacement not a partner

Yeah BUT
Everyones favorite part was Miles and Peter infiltrating the lab

fpbp

>that stretched out image
yikes
best answer is the symbiote gives birth to another kid without eddie knowing and peter decides to raise it

you fool!

None to prevent his basedboy genes from spreading

Peter lives the farmer life with Gwen in a beautiful cottage at the country side, with their son Richie Parker.

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6, but 3 are by marriage to his other wife.

>6
Meant 7. Apologies to Mayhem.

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>This happens after MJ bonded temporarily with the symbiote.
>They decide to find out who is the father.
>Peter, Eddie, Gargan and fost Flash wait in the waiting.
>"Hope it's yours Parker." Eddie said.
>"Me too, Brock. Me too." Flash's ghost said.
>"What do you have on me ? I would try to raise it since it's MJ, anyway
>"Because I already have one"
>"And I'm dead, Pete. At least for the moment."
>"Yeah, but chances are it isn't mine!"
>It's his.
>Peter is at least relieved he and a child with MJ and maybe they just have to get married faster than expected, but, oh boy, how is he explain this to everyone.
>"So when is the baby shower?"
>Flash, Harry is the godson."

*godfather

as many as possible

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Perfect

>Peter x Silver
>>Ernst Sablinova II (aka Ernie Parker, Silver Spider)
> Always trying to prove himself to his overprotective doting mom
> Likes to have time with his dad, but dislikes the "responsability" motto
> Aside Sable training and a special costume (mixing Sable's technology with Peter's gigs), he haven't powers
> Old Parker Luck, but Ernie actually knows how to make money
> Mentor-student relationship with Mysterio
This shit is too good to not happen...

He should have kids with all of the bitches who love him.

I love this,it appeals to my wish to see Peter and Saber fuck.

Add to that Silver would be very pissed that everyone whi thinks her and Peter's kid is actually Felicia's just for the white hair.

Also, while Black Cat is evasive about start something more significant with Spidey, Sable is actually willing and interested about tie the knot with Peter (if he just wasn't too chicken to accept).

Between 2 and 1000