Why was link so bent on going after worst girl zelda when he had a qt fairy with a crush on him ?

Just rub her entire body against your dick. It's not that hard.

Brunette, pink or giant redhead fairy?

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Yeah, just like in my McCarthyism era cartoons. Thank god I can fap to big booty hoes all I want now.

blonde, of course.

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>mfw that milftoon incest comic was better then Area's

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Cartoon Zelda is a cutie with a nice butt

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Link should just try and get the two into a threesome. Link can fuck Zelda, and just hot glue Navi. Everyone wins!

Link may be obsessed with getting that Zelda pussy, but he's still gentlemen enough to know the last thing he needs is to cause his fairy friend to shoot off his dick like a bottle rocket and slam into a brick wall.

my dude

You can't just say that and not drop the sauce

Bumping this Fairy thread.

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no fairy thread is complete without this classic

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Well, he can't. They can get each other off, but they can't fuck.
Without the minish cap anyway.

That's the thing about fairy girls, they'll stick around even if you have another full sized girlfriend.

What kind of fairy can’t you use a shrinking or enlarging spell?

This Link is the Link from Zelda 1 and 2, he can turn into a fairy.

That is why Fairies are the perfect waifu.

Yeah, but not for long. No way you can climax in the time it takes to stay in that form.

He just needs to train in the Hyperbolic Temple of Time and master his transformed state.

Strange Magic may not be much of a movie, but the fairies look like they were make for lewd. Now they are also Disney fairies.

At least his ancestor, the hero of time, knew to leave princess thot in search for his fairy wife.

Which kind of Great Fairy though?

Hyrule Warriors has the ultimate version.

>fairy thread
>no crysta

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Fey

dats racist

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did they fug?

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and if so, does that make Crysta a pedophile?

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Unless she is around the same age. I would say at least 4 years, it is healthy /ss/.

>This Link is the Link from Zelda 1 and 2, he can turn into a fairy.

But then he'll have no need for her or Zelda.

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Because the fairy was underage
Seriously though, the voice actress was 12 when she voiced her

A female fairy.

>16
Isn't that too young to be working in the lumber industry? Can any Ausfags confirm this?

>thank God I'm a nigger

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It's only weird if you were already in high school or older when this aired. Lucky for me I was probably still in elementary school when this first aired.

>Zak YOUNG
>Works extremely dangerous job, despite being a minor

Oh, I get it. The REAL message was about child labor!

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This show predicted Breath of the Wild physics.

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why is there a bone in his mouth

He’s being wacky

but he looks pissed

the evil zelda doppleganger in the black outfit was top tier hotness.

user, if the Lumber company was following any kind of regulations, they wouldn't have unleashed a Sexy God of Death and Destruction on the planet.

That's not all it predicted.

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I know he's protecting her, but it looks like he's about to get her neck on the back swing.

Tell me about it. Talk about a lack of fanart.

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>It was Fashion Horse

Fleshlight or hotglue thread?

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There's literally no hentai art of her either, truly the worst timeline

The Zelda cartoon is a peak "so bad it's great" series. There's one scene where Link wakes up from a coma to scare a Stalfos that gets me every time for how weirdly the sequence is paced.

Wow.

I'll go get my net

is he wearing a wig?

>part of him will stay
She is pregnant

It took exactly one post for Yea Forums to make this about sex.

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OP's post was about how two characters should be in a relationship

Sex is the basis of romantic relationships.

>Sex is the basis of romantic relationships.
>zoomers actually believe this
Jesus.

The only true love is platonic.

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is it fairies or faeries? is there a difference?

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This is Yea Forums(nel), it is always about sex first, because of you're on here. You ain't having it.

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There isn't. The root of the word Fairy is still Fae.

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I need a fairy gf god damnit

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We all do user
We all do...

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This is an old fetish that I have long buried.

it's patrician that's for sure

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>be seated at the bar of your local tavern
>drunk fairy sitting next to you won't stop hitting on you
What do?

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>drunken fairy thot sounding you with her fists
wow

What do? Hot glue.

Obviously

What if she wants more?

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That ass is so much smaller than it appears.

Because Sprite was a cartoon-invented character and it was trying to emulate the implied Link/Zelda of the original two Zelda games.

Bump

Because the goal is get the main girl, not the best girl.

I want a remake of the two original games to address the two Princess Zeldas thing in a more substantial way.

This is what the fairies teach each other in sex-ed class?

Fairies need something that mixes them with science fiction. Put them in the future with advanced technology.

We have that already.

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bleh

missing from thread

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A few pop up in Samurai Jack.

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>It'll just be a bondage fairy situation
That just makes it better

>gently massaging her with your pinky

Can fairy wings heal tears in them though? Or do they grow like a fingernail where they just keep growing longer and the ends get trimmed off, so to "heal" a torn wing you'd have to wait for the entire length of wing to regrow?

Not everyone is into sounding

>I am saving you for later
What did he mean?

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would you smell the flowers???

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How big are they again? With that many I assume they can just keep playing with any pleasure point unless you're struggling against them

Don't look to that artist for an actual grasp on logistics. He's been """""almost""""" ready to start his webcomic for a decade now. He honestly, genuinely, legitimately doesn't understand how numbers work.

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This thread inspired me to draw this. What do you think of the hummingbird wings as opposed to insect wings? Holy shit, I didn't realise feet were that hard to draw.

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Aaay, looks nice.
Pose seems a little stiff, I think?
Otherwise it looks fine.
Also feet are indeed hard to draw.
So are hands.

>feet
>fingers
>faces
Just let me draw goddamn tits and hips, thats literally all I can do. Pretty cute wings though user, I personally prefer a butterfly look but those are solid.

Cute. Like a mini-angel.

HEY! LISTEN!

>You will never save hyrule with you fairy buddy.

So did anyone name their Hyrule Warriors fairy after her.

Bird-Fairy x Bug-Fairy race war WHEN?

Is this better? I like the change I made to the arms, but I think the legs lost their charm.

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looks good user
you have it in you

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How do you know?

And?

What about Pixies?

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They eat souls.

Well I came to this thread for nostalgic reasons but this wasn't the nostalgia I was expecting.

I'd be fine with her eating my soul desu

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Yea Forums stands for Cumming Often
there's not a thread that doesn't have some sex reference in it somewhere

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male fae tho (no twinks)

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>Octoboy

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>Tim Curry's seductive voice

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And? Fairies are extremely stretchy.

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but I will be

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I like what you did with the wings, good idea. The mouths look wrong, though, like they're each in a separate stage of the kiss rather than in sync.

Lol

I don't know who the artist is, it looks suspiciously like someone I hate. But Dem legwarmers

bretty good edit

Why do black girls love Tinkerbell so much?

Same reason white girls also love her I guess?

Intercrural, dude.
She's thirsty enough to make up for it.

Are they microscopic or something?
Why would it take that long?

See

That was the fucking best episode.

Canadian here. I've hears of back in the day(50s to early-mid 80s) that kids that young dropped out of high school yo make big bucks in lumber and mining industries. I also hear that the general work culture was so toxic that you were expected to not ask any questions and were actively loathed for doing so. Lots of people lost their lives by falling into mining pits or getting crushed by trees because no one bothered to teach the young and stupid new guys because "I ain't his fucking dad, I got work to do".

Thinking about it, that would be really cool.
Most media shows fairies being anywhere from twelve to four inches tall, but what if we went smaller? Centimetres? Millimetres? A hidden society in your back garden with its inhabitants barely the size of your fingernail, farming aphids like cows and hunting mice like we would whales. Any abandoned birdhouse could house a whole town with hundreds of residents, an old shed an entire city.

>you were expected to not ask any questions and were actively loathed for doing so. Lots of people lost their lives by falling into mining pits or getting crushed by trees because no one bothered to teach the young and stupid new guys because "I ain't his fucking dad, I got work to do".
WTF FUCK IS WRONG WITH LEAFS?