Pick your Waifu.
Pick your Waifu
Luis Long
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Colton Johnson
Suki
Isaiah Long
Annie.
James Myers
Fat shaming AND ableism? Fuck Jim Davis.
Caleb Ramirez
Also transphobic and racist
Thomas Morgan
Does Jon jack off with that hand puppet
Gavin Gonzalez
The Siamese twins (behead Bob first, obviously).
James Thompson
He uses it to milk Odie.
Landon Phillips
>Top left
"Three for the price of one"
Zachary Sullivan
>that garfield
James Sanchez
>Jon drinking Dog semen
This always cracks me up
Tyler Martinez
Top right is thicc and could crush me to death if I’m lucky.
Angel Flores
Based and puppypilled
Bentley Rivera
Not usually into women who are that big, but Suki looks like she's having a good time, would probably the best one to hang out with.
Liam Robinson
You know what?
Fuck you OP. This is literally the opposite of all of that:
>transphobic over Annie Axelrod
Oh no, a woman who isn't omfg waifu-ish after working hard and getting dirty in a trade that demands hard work and skilled hands. You know, the trades that people so desperately need. She's making more money than you ever will. She'll laugh you off after bagging a trophy husband who ends up being charmed by her interests in bikes.
>didn't mention the Siamese triplets
These guys will support one another because they're family literally joined at the hip. When's the last time YOUR family supported your dating ventures? When's the last time YOU had a date, bitch? Oh wait, nothing like that's ever happened, that's what!
>fatphobic on Suki
As this thread proves, Suki hits so many sweet spots for men. Asian, fat, sensual, and open. Strippers already make bank, and she probably takes home more in a month than you do in a year with all the niches she fills.
>racist on Garfield
Good to fucking know you're against orange or tanned women you dilweed. What, they need to be some pale-skin for you to even consider fapping to? At least you willingly shut your ass off by default from so many girls.
>problematic as fuck
Jon, unlike you, is getting out there and meeting women and dating. Unlike you, he has a stable job and home, and unlike you, he eventually charmed the pants off of a successful veterinarian in Liz, whose job LITERALLY saves lives.
In short, OP, you are making this out to be "problematic" when instead it's literally the opposite: a bunch of genuinely successful and independent women dating a guy willing to put himself out there, which is more than your NEET ass will ever do.
In short, fuck you. You're the problem.
Parker Rivera
If you motherfuckers even think of making sukiposting a thing, I will be incredibly disappointed in you all.
Benjamin Walker
Someone post Suki porn.
Carter Taylor
>Didn't understand what he drank as a kid.
>I thought it was just some kind of medicine.
>Mfw as an adult.
Ryder Green
The entire page is called "john's scariest dates," implying they're all supposed to be shitty and he didn't like them.
Asher Hughes
Calm down user I know you are just trying to be funny but people nowdays can be retarded enough to take you seriously
Luke Reyes
Yeah face it, Arbuckle is a wretched asshole. He's mean to his cat and he only has a girlfriend after stalking her for years. I hate his dumbass face and hair and his dance. A monster.
Samuel Torres
Jesús christ bob’s life is an absolute nightmare, like do they have a dick or a vagoo
Jayden Wright
Oh it gets better. Jim Davis has backpedaled on that comic almost since after publication. trying to claim it was medicine or or formula or some shit.
Asher Brooks
Bros I really want a chubby japanese gf now
Camden Ward
You seem to be under the misconception that his dates were the reason things didn't work out.
Parker Sanchez
>Suki
More like DAI-Suki.
Noah Cox
I pick Kimmy.
Connor Reyes
Imagine the wild doggy style sex.
Daniel Ward
We all do, my dude.
Adrian Cruz
Oh boy, here we go again, time to call Shameless...
youtube.com
Jaxon Fisher
Already on it user
Zachary Hall
UNF
Brandon Peterson
>OP trying to start a fat fetish thread after a good thread by copying the last OP
Fuck off
Jason Wright
Garfield
Jackson Morris
Then be disappointed, the future is now
Anthony Turner
Isaiah Miller
Kayden Diaz
Luis King
Brody Cooper
I want to make out with Suki's butt
Jaxson Roberts
You absolute fucking madman
Jackson Smith
David Gonzalez
Nice.
Samuel Roberts
SNIIFFFFFF
Isaiah Bailey
John Morales
Thd engrish is soooo hot. It's the icing on all that cake.
Samuel Walker
You know, it's weird to have grown up reading the "adventures" of a fat lazy cat (the hero of our story) and his pathetic desperate incel owner. I used to love it too.
John Cooper
David Rogers
>dino tits blindspot diagram
Liam Allen
Connor Mitchell
I not normally into this kind of stuff, but.....
Mason Butler
Brandon Ortiz
Thomas Sanders
i cant stand this board anymore
Tyler Wright
Camden Parker
Where's the love for Annie?
Adam Bennett
>Rii
My man
Jeremiah Taylor
Easton Harris
Boys? Or is that gonna piss people off?
Daniel Johnson
Ethan Morales
Parker Hughes
B U N S
Jose Myers
Daaawwww
Aiden Clark
Hunter Allen
>posts a chub furry
>"are boys gonna piss people off?"
Liam Morris
Xavier Ross
It's too late, it was always too late.
Jayden Martin
Don't
Jack Kelly
Juan Scott
So we /trash/ now?
I can dig it.
Lincoln Garcia
Thomas Gray
Stop
Wyatt Russell
Kevin Rogers
Fat is fine, and contextually relevant to this thread. Furry is not allowed.
Nicholas Bailey
hot
sauce me
Matthew Thompson
I'm gonna give you furfags 5 minutes to leave.
Ryan Ward
Nicholas Williams
Taking the thread down rewards the shitposter. Mercy.
William Ross
Angel Phillips
Post chubby male HUMANS. FUCK FURFAGS.
Jayden Young
>a subhuman huntershitter thing he's people
LMAO
Jaxon Baker
Zachary Hughes
Charles Kelly
>A cat is fine too
Josiah Morgan
Brandon Bell
>post chubby
on the right track...
>no furry
you're so close...
>male
and you missed the mark.
Aaron Howard
Benjamin Parker
Mason King
I'll see you in 3 days.
Austin Ortiz
Angel Howard
Brody Butler
Jayden King
>flexible
>probably fucks like a LITERAL animal
Jon you pathetic little faggot jesus christ I would hit that little sweater-stuffer so hard if you pulled me out of her you'd be the fucking King of England.
Benjamin Bennett
Blake Adams
David Morgan
Josiah Lewis
This is how a woman's clothes should fit
Jason Bailey
2nd generation immigrants will be just american enough to be pretty fat.
Brayden Ramirez
Wyatt Ross
Short girls with big butts always look awesome.
Sebastian Lopez
keep your fat fetish degeneracy on /d/, /aco/ or /trash/
Dominic Taylor